WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.880 --> 00:00:03.840 Uh.. so yesterday I had to take my shirt off.. 00:00:03.840 --> 00:00:06.880 So brad did that. I don't know how, I haven't seen the footage yet 00:00:06.880 --> 00:00:11.960 I'm wearing the shirt, okay, shut up! I'm so tired of all this "OH you're not wearing the (inaudible)" 00:00:12.120 --> 00:00:17.760 Ever since I got to LA I've been so busy, I've just been doing so much! 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:21.500 Everyone wants to meet, and it's really nice, and everyone want's to do stuff. 00:00:21.500 --> 00:00:24.500 But I haven't had any time for myself, and it's just... 00:00:24.500 --> 00:00:28.380 Do you ever feel like, when that happens to you, you're just going crazy? 00:00:28.680 --> 00:00:31.400 I don't know, what do you think, Garbles? 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:35.280 "In my honest opinion I'm afraid you're being a little bitch." 00:00:35.620 --> 00:00:38.240 Yeah. Yeah, I kinda agree. 00:00:38.760 --> 00:00:42.440 So I'm going to the gym now, THANK FUCKING GOD, finally! 00:00:42.480 --> 00:00:47.360 If you ever.. If you work out, and you don't get to do it, I go fucking crazy. 00:00:47.360 --> 00:00:49.780 I just wanna fucking punch someone in the fucking... 00:00:50.060 --> 00:00:52.800 OH MY GOD, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 00:00:56.920 --> 00:01:02.740 Alright I think that was the most amount of times someone has ever said "bro" to me. 00:01:03.220 --> 00:01:04.760 But it was cool. 00:01:05.520 --> 00:01:10.160 Parking in this place... is two and a half dollar.. per fifty minutes. 00:01:10.160 --> 00:01:11.680 That's fucking CRAZY. 00:01:11.880 --> 00:01:13.240 I'm outta here! 00:01:13.880 --> 00:01:20.040 Wait, alright, so I calculated. That's $250... 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:23.440 *loud sirens in background* Okay, I'm dying. 00:01:24.060 --> 00:01:27.660 $250 FOR A DAY??? LA, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? 00:01:29.180 --> 00:01:31.020 K, I'm gonna stop vlogging. 00:01:31.420 --> 00:01:32.860 GARBLE IS TRIGGERED. 00:01:41.980 --> 00:01:43.580 Ugh, I feel a LOT better. 00:01:43.880 --> 00:01:47.640 I feel so much better having gone to the gym now. 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:51.720 I keep driving on the wrong side of the road! Just now, I was like, 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:57.580 Why is that woman driving straight towards me? What the fuck is her problem? Oh wait, I am on (laughs) 00:01:58.720 --> 00:02:02.640 It's a miracle we haven't crashed yet, Let's just say that. 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:07.460 So now we're gonna go out, find another present for Michael, that spoiled SON OF A BITCH! 00:02:07.460 --> 00:02:13.200 I keep reading all of the comments on the first video. I'm really taking them to heart because I.. 00:02:13.200 --> 00:02:18.980 I spent like a week trying to prepare for these vlogs, which I know isn't like a huge amount of time 00:02:19.660 --> 00:02:23.580 but considering we do daily videos, I wanted it to work out! 00:02:23.580 --> 00:02:25.820 And, it seems like you guys are liking it. (we are pewds!) 00:02:25.820 --> 00:02:30.320 It's also fun for me to feel really invested in something, doing something different. 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:38.260 And I apprecaite all the feedback, and all the Constructive Criticism that helps me grow! 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:41.100 Did I just Heil..? I think I just.... 00:02:42.820 --> 00:02:46.660 It's a good thing this camera zooms in way too much *laugh* 00:02:50.320 --> 00:02:51.700 Marzia: We're here to get a gift! 00:02:51.700 --> 00:02:53.220 We are in Santa Monica! 00:02:55.380 --> 00:02:57.380 Brad: Wait, didn't we buy a gift for Michael already? 00:02:57.380 --> 00:03:02.640 Yeah, but we have to get another gift for Michael or he'll be like "UGH you just got me a printer? ugh!" 00:03:02.640 --> 00:03:08.440 Everyone loves Michael in the vlogs, and it bothers me so much. "Why don't you love me?" *laughs* (we love you too Brad) 00:03:09.600 --> 00:03:15.380 Stop! Stop, film me, this is my vlog! People are here to see me, not girls. 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:18.400 Oh my god, where's your shirt? 00:03:21.300 --> 00:03:22.020 .... Oh. 00:03:22.020 --> 00:03:25.240 You ripped it up? Brad: So I made it, all kind of like, ripped cool. 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:30.460 Pewds: To (inaudible) the nipple! Brad: Yeah. *laughs* It kinda, almost works. It's still bad. 00:03:30.460 --> 00:03:33.160 But, it almost looks like it was kinda meant to be. 00:03:33.160 --> 00:03:34.360 Pewds: It's not bad. 00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:38.280 Brad: It was the only way to do it. Pewds: It's the only way... It's pretty clever. Dammit. 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:42.880 I think it's going to come to a point where we start doing really bad shit to them... Brad: Yeah. 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:02.220 (Awkward....) 00:04:25.660 --> 00:04:30.860 For Michael, because he always wears the same one. Now he won't look like shit! 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:35.200 Michael is always like "Oh, I want to take physical pictures!" 00:04:35.220 --> 00:04:38.020 But you don't have any friends Michael... 00:04:38.020 --> 00:04:42.320 Brad: So we get him, this? Pewds: And we put it in the frame! It's perfect! 00:04:42.320 --> 00:04:46.940 Brad: so we take a picture of us? Pewds: Yeah, and we put it in the frame! And we print it! 00:04:46.940 --> 00:04:51.280 Brad: So we did need the printer? *Pewds laughs* Welllll.... 00:04:53.520 --> 00:04:54.800 Let's get him this. 00:05:06.260 --> 00:05:12.020 Alright, we're heading back. I bought gifts for Michael, and, uh, he better like them! 00:05:12.020 --> 00:05:13.300 That's all I'm gonna say. 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:20.080 I'm really tired... it's a tough life to live... spending money... *laughs* 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:28.160 Brad: 'scuse me? 'SCUSE ME? Can I get in the car? 00:05:28.460 --> 00:05:32.460 Brad: Can you give me a ride? 'SCUSE ME? Can you give me a ride? 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:37.100 Pewds: Okay, okay, I open. One second senor... *drives off* 00:05:37.940 --> 00:05:44.180 When I was 14, there was this DJ, called DJ adolf, which would just sample all his Hitler mixes, 00:05:44.340 --> 00:05:51.060 and it was the best shit, and I would play it, uh, I would play it at my house, and then a neighbor heard it 00:05:51.060 --> 00:05:53.420 And they came over.. and they yelled at me... 00:05:53.620 --> 00:05:58.180 Ugh! We're stuck in traffic. Hey Garbo, could you play us some music? 00:06:00.660 --> 00:06:03.300 * spanish music ensues* AWWW YEAHHHH 00:06:05.820 --> 00:06:09.180 And we're movin! Brad: It worked! well done Garbo! 00:06:09.200 --> 00:06:10.800 Pewds: Thank you Garbo! 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:13.340 *spanish music continues* 00:06:13.400 --> 00:06:14.840 Turn that shit up! 00:06:14.840 --> 00:06:19.200 *SPANISH MUSIC INTENSIFIES* 00:06:21.140 --> 00:06:25.540 "HERE IS THE ACTUAL US BOMBING OF THE MIGHTY USS ARIZONA BY JAP PLANE!" 00:06:25.840 --> 00:06:27.120 Brad: snap out of it! 00:06:27.280 --> 00:06:29.780 *spanish music continues* 00:06:29.780 --> 00:06:33.080 What happened to you? It was weird. You started like, swerving all over the place. 00:06:33.080 --> 00:06:34.220 Wait, what happened? 00:06:34.220 --> 00:06:39.620 It's been like... Pewds: where am I? Brad: It's been six weeks. You were in a coma.... for 6 weeks. 00:06:39.620 --> 00:06:43.880 I remember the coma, I remember every day... They would feed me through a tube. (aww) 00:06:47.380 --> 00:06:49.640 Okay, we're doing a picture for Michael. 00:06:53.220 --> 00:06:54.820 Three... Two... One... 00:06:54.820 --> 00:06:58.400 This is never gonna work. I am gonna be surprised if this works. 00:07:02.840 --> 00:07:04.480 That.. that looks so good! 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:08.060 We got a card... Yeah... And we're gonna write a special message. 00:07:08.060 --> 00:07:10.540 Pewds: special message for Michael. Brad: Yeah. 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:27.160 Happy birthday tooo Michaellll, Happy birthday toooo Michaelllll 00:07:30.580 --> 00:07:32.340 Michael, you come in here! 00:07:34.220 --> 00:07:40.020 HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY TO YOUUUU! 00:07:40.660 --> 00:07:42.420 Michael: Thank you, woo! 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:54.520 Garbo, don't be sad, we're coming back for you... JUST KIDDING! FAST, FAST BEFORE HE CAN RUN AWAY 00:07:54.620 --> 00:07:55.580 GET IN THE CAR.... 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:09.460 Hey look at Michael! Everyone is saying you're so cute. Michael: ayy! ahhh birthday! 00:08:09.460 --> 00:08:11.660 Pewds: NO! I mean, only on your birthday! Michael: I am so cute! (yes you are, Michael) 00:08:11.660 --> 00:08:13.540 Fine, it's your birthday. Fine. 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:19.180 Michael, happy birthday! I'm not a speech person, oh yes I am! 00:08:19.760 --> 00:08:27.860 Michael, you're the worst person.. I have ever met.. A lot of times I just dread the fact that you are part of my life. 00:08:28.020 --> 00:08:30.520 and how we ended up like this.. 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:36.080 But you are also a very kind person, you're very sweet. Michael: and very cute! 00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:41.360 And apparently very cute! A lot of people think Michael is very cute. I'm really glad you're here salawing... 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:45.440 Celebrating a birthday. Michael: YEAH! Thank you! Pewds: And let's just drink this damn sake! 00:08:45.740 --> 00:08:49.340 Brad and Pewds: Happy birthday Michael! (aww so cute) 00:08:55.160 --> 00:08:57.480 Marzia: It's time to open the gift! 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:22.440 Michael: For my wife... 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:27.520 Pewds: That's how we see you, Michael. The wife we never wanted 00:09:27.520 --> 00:09:30.420 Michael, you always say 'uhh, i want to have.. 00:09:30.560 --> 00:09:31.600 Michael: wuttt 00:09:32.940 --> 00:09:39.940 Pewds: 'I want to have memories that are physical 'cuz in this modern day and age.. I want a camera.' So there you go! 00:09:40.260 --> 00:09:42.580 Michael: Aww, we need to try it out! 00:09:42.580 --> 00:09:46.800 Pewds: And, you also have friends now! We took a picture for you. Michael: awww! 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:53.040 Michael:Where is Brad? Oh.. Oh wait look! Brad (something something)! 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:56.480 Michael:Thank you very much! I wanted to buy one.. 00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:59.420 Pewds: I know, because you were talking about it. Michael: Yeah. 00:09:59.420 --> 00:10:02.140 Brad: NOW KISS! Kiss him! (DO IT PEWDS) 00:10:02.140 --> 00:10:03.820 Michael: It's my birth... Pewds: EW. 00:10:03.820 --> 00:10:07.260 Michael: Do it, do it. Pewds: I can't even go close. I can't even fake it. 00:10:07.260 --> 00:10:12.280 Michael: That's my wish! Brad: That's his birthday wish, you have to give him a kiss on the cheek 00:10:12.280 --> 00:10:13.480 Pewds: What the hell is the matter with you? 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:17.100 Marzia: On the cheek! Pewds: No, it's disgusting! Brad: It's his birthday. 00:10:17.100 --> 00:10:19.500 Michael: For all the harrassment... 00:10:19.500 --> 00:10:23.040 Pewds: Fuck you, alright, you fuckin' bitch Michael: noo 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:28.040 Alright, day 3 of Birdabo, did anyone get a strike? DID ANYONE GET A STRIKE? Brad: you! 00:10:28.640 --> 00:10:31.280 No I... Okay, maybe I got one. Whatever. 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:32.420 Uhhh 00:10:32.420 --> 00:10:37.220 Alright, leave a like if you enjoyed, 'preciate that you guys are showing so much support for the birdabo! 00:10:37.220 --> 00:10:42.620 And I'll see you.... IN THE NEXT EPISODE! (of Birdabo) 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:03.000 #michaeliscute