WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.480 Pewds about to hit 70 mil guys!! 00:00:02.480 --> 00:00:03.240 *Thanos snaps his finger* 00:00:03.320 --> 00:00:10.660 "T-Series hasbig gay" *wow i just heard that* 00:00:10.840 --> 00:00:18.300 EPIC THANO DABS 00:00:18.680 --> 00:00:22.860 Top 10 dance moves 00:00:23.100 --> 00:00:24.520 70 MILLION 00:00:25.940 --> 00:00:28.540 Whats good? T-Series, go home. 00:00:28.660 --> 00:00:29.720 *Clap* Meme Review *Clap* 00:00:30.080 --> 00:00:32.200 Its time for YouTube's favourite show everybody. *Which is still under the entertainment category* 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:33.700 Meme Review. 00:00:33.700 --> 00:00:34.880 That's right. Welcome! 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:35.820 I'm... 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:36.500 00:00:36.820 --> 00:00:37.320 00:00:37.460 --> 00:00:37.960 Who am I? 00:00:38.220 --> 00:00:38.720 The Memester! 00:00:39.140 --> 00:00:56.980 [The woman talking] *IT'S SANS* 00:00:57.040 --> 00:01:00.080 [sound simulating text in Undertale] 00:01:00.080 --> 00:01:01.660 *Weird eyebrow and tongue movement* 00:01:01.660 --> 00:01:03.680 *Clap* Meme Review *Clap* everybody. 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:06.120 The first meme, lets get- jump into it. 00:01:06.380 --> 00:01:08.900 What meme am I gonna have to kill today? 00:01:08.980 --> 00:01:11.060 Kowalski, analysis. 00:01:11.060 --> 00:01:12.700 That's right. It's time boi. 00:01:12.700 --> 00:01:14.020 *Evil Laugh (?)* 00:01:14.220 --> 00:01:14.860 It's time to die. 00:01:15.500 --> 00:01:16.960 You dumb meme! 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:19.000 Am I the only one that doesn't get this meme? 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:22.160 Am I just supposed to pretend that I think this is funny? 00:01:22.160 --> 00:01:24.440 CUZ ITS NOT! I DECIDE! 00:01:25.040 --> 00:01:26.640 it's damn time this meme dies. 00:01:26.940 --> 00:01:28.480 I feel like this is one of those memes 00:01:28.500 --> 00:01:29.880 where half the people who post this are like... 00:01:29.880 --> 00:01:31.460 Like, Yeah, "I get the joke" 00:01:31.500 --> 00:01:35.545 Well, you just add the "KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS," afterwards and then it's fUNNy 00:01:35.545 --> 00:01:38.300 "Allow CALENDAR to access your calendar?" 00:01:38.500 --> 00:01:40.000 *Another voice dimension* "Kowalski, analysis" 00:01:40.360 --> 00:01:41.360 K, fine, fine 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:46.460 [reading the text] 00:01:46.720 --> 00:01:47.920 "Kowalski, analysis" 00:01:48.240 --> 00:01:50.460 I mean to be fair that makes no sense 00:01:50.800 --> 00:02:02.920 [reading the text] 00:02:03.060 --> 00:02:07.260 It's always good to combine a dying meme with an already dead meme 00:02:07.440 --> 00:02:10.300 That's how you know that this meme was over before it even began 00:02:10.720 --> 00:02:12.980 Everyone knows pee is stored in the brain (he's right) 00:02:13.300 --> 00:02:14.440 Just like men's cum 00:02:14.640 --> 00:02:23.540 [reading the title] 00:02:23.900 --> 00:02:26.240 Huh weird flex but okay 00:02:26.740 --> 00:02:27.560 [explosion noise] 00:02:27.720 --> 00:02:36.040 [reading the text] 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:36.740 Kowalski 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:40.420 You goddamn right, how about that? Can we have a meme like that? 00:02:40.920 --> 00:02:42.600 You goddamn right about that, son. 00:02:42.980 --> 00:02:45.680 [Reading the text] 00:02:46.160 --> 00:02:49.320 Holy shiker, time travel is real guys 00:02:49.740 --> 00:02:50.940 This was a year ago! 00:02:51.160 --> 00:02:52.300 I still don't get it 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:53.100 Kowalski 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:55.780 ANAL 00:02:57.660 --> 00:03:01.440 [reading the text] 00:03:01.720 --> 00:03:02.220 ANAL 00:03:02.420 --> 00:03:03.320 I mean analysis 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:04.880 Wait is she 14? 00:03:04.880 --> 00:03:07.560 okay, but like if you didn't know she was 14 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:10.120 but like how were you supposed to know 00:03:10.180 --> 00:03:14.140 guys, how the frick am I supposed to know it's a 14 year old 00:03:16.340 --> 00:03:18.220 I would kick out of the window is 18 (?) 00:03:18.420 --> 00:03:20.120 this is why Japanese isn't fair 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:22.960 "i'm a college student" WHAT IS THIS MEME? 00:03:23.440 --> 00:03:24.740 WHAT IS THIS MEME? 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:27.900 See no know und- this is one of those memes that just- you put anything. 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:28.840 I'm tired of it 00:03:29.200 --> 00:03:30.860 It's gonna be my pleasure to review this 00:03:30.860 --> 00:03:33.960 [reading the text] 00:03:34.160 --> 00:03:35.640 UGHHHHHH 00:03:36.200 --> 00:03:37.140 This meme gets a 00:03:37.140 --> 00:03:38.240 *clap clap* 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:41.440 3, okay? I don't want to see it ever in my life again 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:42.180 *spits on meme* 00:03:42.580 --> 00:03:45.440 I spit on it, spit on it twice 00:03:45.620 --> 00:03:47.720 That's how you know it's cursed forever. Begone 00:03:47.720 --> 00:03:49.400 Next *clap* meme *clap* 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:52.135 Looks like it's time for special news report with Poppy Harlow 00:03:52.140 --> 00:03:57.020 Good evening, I'm Poppy Harlow and you're watching a special news segment of PewNews 00:03:57.220 --> 00:03:58.220 SPECIAL 00:04:00.700 --> 00:04:07.700 It would appear that none other than the Super Mario from "Super Mario 64" and other various Nintendo titles 00:04:07.900 --> 00:04:09.740 Have. In fact. Died 00:04:09.740 --> 00:04:14.740 Reports said Mario was texting and driving at the time of the incident 00:04:14.900 --> 00:04:17.635 *Mario impression* "Mama mia I shouldn't have texted while driving 00:04:17.640 --> 00:04:19.660 was his last dying words 00:04:19.660 --> 00:04:26.280 oh my god Mario in text and drive I am shaking and crying right now 00:04:26.420 --> 00:04:29.260 our thoughts go out to his family, his friends, and loved ones 00:04:29.660 --> 00:04:30.160 *pop* 00:04:30.620 --> 00:04:31.620 SPECIAL 00:04:33.180 --> 00:04:39.880 guys I have something very serious to tell you, something that I have never told anyone in my 8 years career of Youtube 00:04:40.140 --> 00:04:40.660 *burps* 00:04:40.660 --> 00:04:45.180 in revolves a secret around T-Series... and here it goes 00:04:45.640 --> 00:04:46.140 Bruh 00:04:48.660 --> 00:04:49.300 Bruh 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:50.140 Bruh 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:51.480 BRUH 00:04:51.720 --> 00:04:54.560 Oh my gosh, have you guys heard this meme? 00:04:55.280 --> 00:04:57.640 this meme is crazy, honestly 00:04:58.420 --> 00:05:01.160 The bruh meme is so- it's so good 00:05:01.460 --> 00:05:06.480 I don't know if you guys have seen this like, vine thing but like, they have these things where 00:05:06.780 --> 00:05:08.160 I've fallen 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:10.260 "I CAN'T GET UP!" 00:05:10.500 --> 00:05:11.500 BRUH 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:13.580 bruh! bruh! 00:05:13.780 --> 00:05:14.320 eheh 00:05:14.320 --> 00:05:14.820 bruh 00:05:15.020 --> 00:05:18.180 oh, oh, oh, oh... bruh 00:05:18.620 --> 00:05:20.180 bruhahahaha 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:21.720 bruh bruh BRUH 00:05:21.840 --> 00:05:30.200 [reading the text] 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:31.720 brUH 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:33.260 *clap* *clap* 00:05:33.260 --> 00:05:34.440 this meme gets a 10 everybody 00:05:34.540 --> 00:05:35.900 it's a fricken 10 00:05:36.400 --> 00:05:37.420 it's a fricken 10 00:05:37.620 --> 00:05:39.600 the bruh meme is gonna just- 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:44.200 it's the meme of the year. It's the meme of the year. Meme of the year everybody 00:05:44.440 --> 00:05:45.880 [reading the text] 00:05:49.500 --> 00:05:52.260 i'm crying, i'm shaking and crying right now 00:05:52.400 --> 00:05:54.400 Follow your dreams and anything can become true 00:05:54.620 --> 00:05:56.160 *clap* *clap* next meme 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:58.640 Never say the N-word, take it from an amateur 00:05:59.100 --> 00:06:01.360 Take it from a light hearted student 00:06:01.460 --> 00:06:01.960 *loud voice over* 00:06:01.980 --> 00:06:04.320 I'm gonna say the N-word 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:04.980 *loud voice 2* 00:06:05.100 --> 00:06:07.480 That's racist you can't say the N-word! 00:06:07.960 --> 00:06:11.360 *sound of glass breaking and car screeching* 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:15.120 *Skipper voice* Mrs.Obama i've done it, i've stopped racism 00:06:15.300 --> 00:06:18.420 *Mrs.Obama voice?*Thank you Skipper, now i'm free to roam this earth 00:06:18.900 --> 00:06:24.100 *President Trump voice?* Not if I have anything to say about it- and I do! I'm gonna say the N-word 00:06:24.100 --> 00:06:26.000 *skipper voice* MRS.OBAMA GET DOWN! 00:06:26.140 --> 00:06:27.640 *Bruh and explosion noise* 00:06:27.840 --> 00:06:29.820 See what i'm talking about? I'm doing you a favor here 00:06:29.820 --> 00:06:32.280 if you're ever in a situation, just say bruh 00:06:32.280 --> 00:06:33.980 just. say. bruh. 00:06:34.260 --> 00:06:35.980 I'm gonna say the N-word 00:06:36.060 --> 00:06:36.780 That's racist! 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:40.500 *awful static bee buzzing noise while the other bee yells for help* 00:06:40.860 --> 00:06:41.360 bruh 00:06:41.580 --> 00:06:43.980 This meme gets a important status 00:06:44.180 --> 00:06:46.380 *clap* *clap* next meme (thank god omg) 00:06:46.460 --> 00:06:49.480 This is uh, this is it this meme 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:54.960 listen, I'm just a news reporter, you can't put me- I'm just reporting the news- memes. 00:06:55.380 --> 00:07:00.400 okay, i'm not the one making them so you can't blame it on me if they're bad, alright? 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:04.000 I'm trying to think of an analogy of how I feel about this meme 00:07:04.200 --> 00:07:06.400 it's like when an ugly girl gets a crush on you 00:07:06.460 --> 00:07:07.740 it's like ugh I don't want that 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:11.640 but it's also like well it's the only female who has ever given me attention, you know what I mean? 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:13.700 That's how I feel about this meme 00:07:13.940 --> 00:07:15.860 "weird flex but okay" 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:17.200 [reading the text] 00:07:22.780 --> 00:07:28.500 now everyone has taken it upon themselves on the internet to literally type "weird flex but okay" *laugh track* 00:07:28.620 --> 00:07:29.800 on literally anything 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:31.640 it's gone too far, i'm sick of it 00:07:31.840 --> 00:07:32.660 [reading text] 00:07:37.980 --> 00:07:41.980 This reminds me of that- my very first email was Flex89 00:07:42.200 --> 00:07:43.660 Don't you dare say it 00:07:43.940 --> 00:07:44.920 Don't you- *laugh track* 00:07:45.140 --> 00:07:45.780 [reading text] 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:50.800 it's okay 00:07:51.300 --> 00:07:51.920 I mean no 00:07:52.300 --> 00:07:52.820 [reading text] 00:07:57.960 --> 00:08:00.020 it's so bad 00:08:00.020 --> 00:08:03.380 "weird flex but okay" aw, who would have though that would have happened 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:07.980 someone took the literal context of the meme. Never done-heard-seen that one before 00:08:08.420 --> 00:08:09.300 [reading the text] 00:08:13.640 --> 00:08:15.100 The woke level of the meme! 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:16.300 [you guessed it, reading the text] 00:08:20.385 --> 00:08:23.195 it's not a weird flex and it's not okay! 00:08:23.200 --> 00:08:26.340 Am I the first one to say this? It's not okay 00:08:26.340 --> 00:08:28.880 Stop flexing and stop okaying 00:08:28.880 --> 00:08:29.620 I'm sick of it 00:08:29.820 --> 00:08:30.680 [reading text] 00:08:35.300 --> 00:08:38.980 This is not a weird flex, but okay. Shut the hell up 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:42.480 Learn how to meme like a real memester and stop it 00:08:42.620 --> 00:08:44.400 You're not funny, you're pathetic 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:49.840 kids are literally posting anything, every time I tweet these days "weird flex but okay" 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:51.140 just shut the hell up 00:08:51.180 --> 00:08:52.600 "weird flex but okay" 00:08:53.420 --> 00:08:55.760 and while we're talking about this image, okay 00:08:55.760 --> 00:08:59.860 someone pointed out that I walk like a virgin, which I don't okay 00:08:59.960 --> 00:09:02.080 I walk like an absolute chad 00:09:02.300 --> 00:09:06.100 You look at this, we're gonna go through the whole thing alright? 00:09:06.480 --> 00:09:07.140 Back slouched 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:09.720 Maybe a little bit, okay alright fine 00:09:10.100 --> 00:09:11.960 hair seems to overreact to wind 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:16.020 do you see that pristine hair? This hair cut doesn't move for anything, alright? 00:09:16.260 --> 00:09:17.400 so 1:1 00:09:17.400 --> 00:09:19.020 Head craned forward 00:09:19.020 --> 00:09:21.900 Well obviously because i'm- well whatever! 00:09:21.900 --> 00:09:23.340 Just shut the hell up! 00:09:23.340 --> 00:09:24.580 I'm not a virgin! 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:27.460 This stupid meme *clap* *clap* gets zero, okay? 00:09:27.460 --> 00:09:29.540 stop weird flexing, everyone stop 00:09:29.600 --> 00:09:33.260 If I see a single goddamn comment talking about "weird flexing but okay" 00:09:33.400 --> 00:09:35.220 alright, i'll kill you. That's right 00:09:35.220 --> 00:09:39.940 This is a threat, what are you gonna do shut this video down for online harassment? Like I care 00:09:40.020 --> 00:09:41.800 I've got Youtube's number on dial 00:09:41.820 --> 00:09:44.160 I'll call them up right now. Hey Susan- 00:09:45.140 --> 00:09:46.320 *explosion* 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:48.900 *clap* *clap* meme review everybody 00:09:49.320 --> 00:09:51.460 Youtube's. Favorite. Show. 00:09:51.560 --> 00:09:53.040 Do we have time for Bonus Meme? 00:09:53.280 --> 00:09:54.280 Calling Sive 00:09:54.280 --> 00:09:56.280 Do we have time for Bonus Meme? 00:10:02.700 --> 00:10:04.380 I regret to inform you all that we did not have time for Bonus Meme. 00:10:04.380 --> 00:10:06.380 Also screw the Bruh meme do you know how hard it was to caption that 00:10:07.060 --> 00:10:10.300 also PSA for anyone else that does captions, don't fill them with bullshit. Don't make it a comment section 00:10:11.400 --> 00:10:13.400 people actually use these to read and understand. Thanks. 00:10:14.580 --> 00:10:16.580 lol k bruh