YouTube, did an oopsie!
Alinity, did an oopsie!
machinma did an oopsie
Some random... (heck)
(pewds not the tv how dare you)(lowkey shook rn)
Some random guy, did an oopsie!
And PEWDIEPIE, did. an. oopsie!
Good evening, my name is
Gloria Borger
And you're watching Pew News!
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Our first news is absolutely incredible
It's one of the best thing I ever heard in ma... no, actually.
I'm not supposed to give my opinion (then don't)
Well, it's a thing that I've heard
And it's uuuuhhhhhh
It came from Grandayy (hubby)
That's right, this news come from
T-Series
*Reading tweet*
Now THIS is WHY (that's how mafia works)
You don't copystrike (pokimane)
videos *dies in swedish*
*Narration*A high speed chase through FIVE metro denver counties
At times cars were DITCHED (just like my friends ditch me whenever they realise I have the personality of a stale biscuit)
And drivers THROWN out the door
At one point a fOUr mOnTH oLD pewdiepie fan
was sTRAPPED in a back seat.
*laughs in gucci*
*Orange Boi* My lawyer said I made the news in the UK AND ∀I˥∀ɹ┴S∩∀
So THISGUY went on an ABSOLUTE RAMPAGE...
stole a CAR with a KID inside of it...
almost ran over a cop
dri-drove against TRAFFIC
so that once the news footage came out on Youtube
he was going to
cOpYsTRIkE iT *thinking intensifies*
That was an aCtUaL plan for someone
You know all these dolandark plans...
we always have on my reddit we're like
well
if this chair makes it into rewind he can copystrike rewind
This guy had that idea! (what a lad)
*Narration* Driver Ryan Stone hoped to PROFIT from his Internet Fame
after the video was posted online.
*Orange boi* You get paid by Youtube
so
uh
Channel 7 News, I believe, is gonna be the one thats gonna get paid for that.
(Good luck rest of subtitlers! Its late and im tired. -Betsy)
(thanks Betsy, very cool -Alicia)
He wasn't just going to C O N T A C T Channel 7 news,
He was gonna
C O P Y S T R I K E
Channel 7 News
Now the oopsie here is that, well...
*pewds contemplates life*
He got 160 years in prison.
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"You get to see two VERY different faces of this car thief,"
"on the left" ON👏THE👏LEFT👏
BEFORE. OOPSIE
On the right????
After👏Oopsie
"He wanted to profit from ALL the clicks from the chase received on our own Denver 7 YouTube Channel.
*nyooooooooooooooooooooom*
yehahaha
HEHEYEAHAHSYEYAHEHAYEHAHH
I'm gonna COPYSTRIKE them
This is, uh, what is it
THREE years old
I mean the man was before his time
I gotta give him props for that.
Although, unfortunately, however:
"We looked into Ryan Stone's claims that Denver 7 made money off of the YouTube video,"
"We did NOT"
"Our video only has 145,000 views" (lmao pathetic)
"As with some YouTube videos, if one gets over 1 million views, our (parent?) company would've been given 2-3 thousand dollars."
160 years in prison?!
A couple thousand dollars...
Now maybe, you might be thinking to yourself a couple things
First of all, this is an old story (smh pewds)
YES! I! KNOW!
Second of all, does 160 years in prison seem a bit far?
Well you have to consider the fact that he could've got many people killed
while doing this. He almost ran over a cop!
Those Angels up there actually pulled me out of the way Trooper element. He almost
died stoned on his head. He was trying to barely knocks
down and there was a kid in the back of the car as well.
So I don't know if his behavior is excuse.
Just because someone didn't get hurt when clearly someone couldn't. I
don't know. I don't know. I don't make sentences. I just report the
news now limited to see what
what.
How is this possible. Oh not the limit.
What did you do.
Ok well let's watch a little bit these shows. D I see on
stream but a lady has a penis.
Ok so Jack looks like to me. Can I put it on the chart.
Go there if you want to play like right now. Go go. Open it
in no browser.
Is she playing. Is she playing the
zone out there. Write your name here and then wait for the
code. What is happening here. What is.
Why is she. Why is she playing the song of my people
is Elaine Eddie secretly a nine.
I want to give it to subscribers first down
on the subscriber chart here undescribed. OK. If you're a stop you.
Jesus Christ what a noob see. This
has to be the C of the century. No recovery for liberty.
Obviously not. Well I want to know. Did she. Is she playing now.
She can't be playing that song. That makes no sense. I think the one
recording the footage is playing that song right. Can anyone confirm this.
This is very important. Next News Machinima is gone.
Now I'm not supposed to give my opinion but this fills me with overwhelming
joy and satisfaction.
I'm not supposed to give my opinion but I hate
Machinima and I couldn't be more happy about their demise. Mission To
Mars. YouTube gaming channel has effectively disappeared. I
mean in a way it's kind of sad.
I used to be a staple channel for gaming on YouTube
every gamer when I started off making YouTube videos was on
Machinima. It was an inspiring time for me when I was starting off because I
wanted to be on Machinima. That was my goal because everyone else
was. And now the channel is shut down and none of the
creators of. That had made videos for
Machinima were notified for a for this. So
basically they removed their entire library. Obviously this sucks for a lot of
people that you know recap for the win who has been making videos for mission
about for 7 years just gone like that.
It's pretty crazy. I even had some videos of Machinima now.
Why do I hate Machinima while machine amazing multi-channel network. Which basically means
That they partner up with YouTube verse give them a contract saying hey we'll
put ads on your videos but we'll take a percentage of your income.
Now back in the day when I was starting off making youtube videos I
was doing obviously gaming that was all I did and the only way to earn
revenue at this point was if you got partnered with YouTube
directly or if you got partnered with an MSM Machinima
was basically the only M.C. n that existed
for gaming at that time and YouTube wouldn't partner gaming channels.
So basically you were left with one option and one option only which
was to partner up with Machinima if you didn't partner up with Machinima
then you and you are a gaming channel then you're not going to earn any money
whatsoever. I made videos for a year and I made
no money on it whatsoever. I think I had like thirty thousand
subscribers at the time and I know that doesn't
sound like a lot but it was back then and to not be
partnered and have ads on your videos.
When I literally had millions of use every month it's kind of weird it was
crazy and I just couldn't get a partnership with Machinima so I
actually got a partnership with and through someone else that
I worked with.
It was really weird but it was the only option I had to earn money on my videos
and I went from earning zero dollars to an actual substantial
income every single month because I got this Machinima partnership and
I was really initially very happy about it. I thought it was great you know I
could finally make money off my videos I could quit my job and I
could just focus solely on that on YouTube.
Obviously it was a good thing but we'll get to why I hate Machinima
eventually. I think it's important to get that the facts
down. The problem with Machinima was that since they had
basically monopoly on own on gaming on YouTube there was
no one else. They basically would take 50 for
roughly 50 percent of your income and that's after YouTube takes forty
five percent of the income.
So hey what a great deal about YouTube which are making so much money.
I mean yes, teachinically I was but it was because I was already making a lot of videos
and getting a lot of views
I basically..since I got partnered through another person I worked with
i had no point of contact with machinima directly
whoever was paying me
uhhh
every single month
which was very important because otherwise I didn't get paid for some
reason I wouldn't be able to pay rent.
I mean I wouldn't be able to pay my bills so it was extremely important
obviously that I would get paid each month. I had no idea if that was going to
happen or not. I was just hoping that everything would work out fine
because I had no contact with the company that was paying me and that went on
for until I actually was about to become the biggest channel on
YouTube. Imagine working with a company that's taking a large
portion of your revenue but you haven't heard a single word from them
whatsoever. That's how bad the situation was media machine to mine. I think a
lot of YouTube's can identify with that. Obviously they did work
closely with other creators that did like Call of Duty or
whatever. It just showed to me how the company just wasn't paying
attention whatsoever and not unless not until I
expressed that I wanted to leave the company that they came back and said oh
actually you can't leave mission about because you are a contract with the US
to last forever which is an illegal contract so I'll be assemblies being
able to get out of it but it took four to five months.
For that to happen. So it was a huge waste of money huge waste of
time. The fact that I was almost the biggest channel long
on YouTube and no one reacted. I think it's pretty telling about
what the company was like. They just took you to boost revenue and didn't
really care at all.
Basically and they're. Getting this treatment was
part of the reason why I wanted to create an end myself. That's what we did
with Rebel mode because I wanted things to be better for creators. I think
you know this is not how it should be. Sands shouldn't just exist
so that they can take a percentage of income and not give anything back. It's
a terrible business and this is something that I never really talked about
because it would just seem stupid to bring up another thing that kind of
annoys me about the whole situation was how I think I was at a
YouTube event not long ago and everyone was talking bad about mission
and my bro and saying how bad their experience was with Machinima and I
agree I had bad experience with Machinima as well but they were talking about
it. I said oh Machinima is so bad but you to be so great Machinima wouldn't
be able to do what they did. Unless YouTube permitted them to
do it. I mean they had monopoly. There was no other options for
gaming channels on YouTube at the time. So I feel like I had to go through such
a frustrating period. When I was starting up my channel
because both at fault from YouTube and both at fault for
Machinima I know I sound really whiny but
obviously things are a lot better now. I mean I'm
partnering directly with YouTube finally and it's
just so much better.
I think the future of M stands in general are just going to slowly
diminish because unless they add a value which they haven't for
so many years and there's. There's
not going to be any reason for them to exist. I think it's it's sad how
it's probably still happening where a lot of channels are just giving away a
portion of their income because they didn't know better you know
you start of youtube you think "oh I should be part of a network right?? cuz uh every one else is part of a network"
and then they sign off their channel for like a big period of time
and essentially get nothing back from it
*clap*
i mean for better or for worse if i didn't get partnered with machinima at the same time
i probably wouldn't have been able to put as much time and effort into making videos
and maybe, maybe i wouldn't have been able to get where i was because of it
but thats also giving someone credit for something that
they took advantage of
idk
it doesn't really make sense to me
but that brings us to the next news
*clap*
Another news from Brandy. I guess he's my number one debt news source these days.
YouTube has been demonic to using way too many
channels recently and it's not getting enough attention. And I agree there
is a concerning amount of smaller channels just randomly getting them on
enticed. We have this channel who got them monetize
everyone.
My channel is just democratized this Sunday morning I
woke up to it to find my channel was no longer made available for the
YouTube partnership program despite the fact that my channel
has no community guidelines strikes. No copyright strikes
against it.
I'm in good standing in all fronts have not violated any of YouTube's
policies so a channel with one hundred and forty thousand subscribers
just democratized out of nowhere for
no conceivable good reason at least. It's pretty
crazy and it's not just the only one team
with the entertainment got to monetize as well. If they don't
do it as well another channel with that seventy six thousand
subscribers. Same with cads YouTube who
has three hundred thousand subscribers. Also I noticed DSL
patches got to monetize as well who is sitting on two hundred thousand
I think this is really concerning and upsetting especially thinking about now
thinking about machinima and mypass yknow
if i was just randomly demonetized during the time I was a smaller channel,
it would be devastating to me and my career
so, to see it happen so frequently to so many channels for no good reason
its very concerning
not just for these individuals, obviously, but also for *the future of youtube*
yes you could say maybe youtube would've been better off without me
but uhhh yknow it could happen to any creator
less and less people are going to be incentive to actually become youtubers
if this is the sort of thing that will happen
and uhh i genuinely think thats something thats bad for everyone
now, youtube reviewed some of these cases and
Darklighter, the first guy was reinstated
Timotainment was reinstated with monetization as well
but i think its worth noting that MowtenDoo was another channel that got demonetized *twice* in 3 months it got demonetized
and it seems that unless you're getting likes on twitter and complain about it, then youtube aren't really going to look into it
wtf lol
im going to link to all the creators i just mentioned
honestly they're all great channels you should check them out
its not just some random channels
like
They're legit channels that upload good content. It's really strange to see in
my opinion YouTube seem to be cutting out people with monetization and
with just ridiculous standard. Initially it sounded possible but
now it's just getting out of control. This can't be good for the future.
Next News the final note separate body again
Gillette. Yes. How interesting. So last week I brought up the Gillette
commercial and not everyone but a lot of people were
upset about me and. It seemed like a lot of
people had the sentiment that
I Gloria Borger didn't care about any of the issues that the
Gillette commercial brought up or that I was brushing them aside or I
wasn't able to recognize them. Well I have to agree. Yes. I wasn't
able to recognize some of the issues in the commercial for example the whole
smile thing. Sweetie. Come on. I don't think that
reaction really justifies what he said. Smile is sweet. Come on
man. Come on now. A lot of people told me that oh it's because
women doesn't like to get told to smile more. That said sexist thing
because women shouldn't always have to look pretty and smile and have this
standard and it's annoying. I get it. I a hundred percent understand
that but it's so poorly conveyed in this video.
I mean literally previously you had this shot of people
at a party dancing and smiling both boys and girls and and then you have this
shot of a guy saying smile with a camera and we're just supposed
to assume that something bad is happening unless you're educated on this thing
or have experience with it you're not going to recognize that it was an
issue with that. And to me that just seems like you're pandering you don't
care about changing the issue using one pats on the back. That's is how I interpret it.
And the second thing I call that was was this shot. And the
second thing I call that was this shot of a guy that
is about to approach a girl and everyone is going but he's about to catcall her
and catcalling is really bad.
How can you ridicule that Felix.
If he was catcalling in the video I could go yes that's bad. But he
doesn't he doesn't catcall. He's just about to approach her. You have to
say oh well he was about to. He was going to. It's
such a weird argument. Why are they so vague about these
things. My point was how badly and vaguely they convey all these
issues and that to me just seems like pandering. I'll admit that I did
a nude scene because I did. I really rushed through this story. It was at the
end of the video and I just kind of like it sucks and I definitely could have
done a better job at expressing what I was. Thinking. But at the
same time so could have Jillette I think most people could who
can agree with me that they could have done a better job with this commercial.
And just because I criticized the commercial doesn't mean I'm criticizing
the issue that it's trying to bring up. I was pointing out how badly of a
job they do at portraying these issues. Everything is so
vague in this video. You have to either have previous knowledge or just
assume certain things. I mean what is happening here. Who
knows unless you've seen the clip. Why people are so keen on
defending a company a multi-billion dollar company is
just beyond me just because they bring up issues doesn't mean they
care. And for someone that has worked with big companies they
don't work. It's all about buying an image just
because you bring up important issues. There's an excuse that you
do a bad job at bringing them up which is what I've seen most people saying
like oh yeah maybe they didn't do a good job.
But you know these are important issues that needs to be discussed.
Yeah. Why are you defending Gillette. No I think it's
funny for a company that clearly sells the female version of
razors for more expensive price than the male version. I know a
lot of women actually buy the male version of the razor blades because
they're higher quality and cheaper the source of these issues are
something different. I just find it funny that she let edible
companies decide that oh we're gonna be the moral view in all of
the sudden we're gonna do the right thing. You know Gillette you know they
don't have the best history there and maybe that's what they were trying to
acknowledge. But. It seemed more like brushing aside
using Gillette is owned by Procter and Gamble who are notorious for
animal testing as well. Great. What a wonderful company out there just
trying to do the right thing guys. I think the main thing. Reason why
people were pissed off at the commercial was because it was grouping old
men in old men to make them look evil or
harmful like all men are bad kind of. And the response to that is what I've
seen is that well they're not saying that they're just
saying that men can do better. Yes no fuck
everyone can do better. It's annoying to be grouped into a lot of people and
issues that you're not taking part of. And I think especially if
anyone can do better it's a company that is value 230 30
billion dollars shares my opinion but I'm not supposed
to have it. Please stop buying into that companies are moral
beings they aren't OK.
They're just trying to sell your.
That said for this week's pill news Wow 80 million
club March is out for another three days only.
It is selling like hotcakes. Whatever that means. I never use
that expression for some reason you don't want to miss out on the 80 million.
Thanks for all the support on that. By the way I really appreciate it. Also I
wanted to bring up that top to bridge simulator rooms. That's right
everybody. In January the competitions were good
and evil and a winner was torn. Day.
It's crazy when people are doing this. It's
fun to be a tuba simulator. The next one
was enchanted. And the winner was.
Incredible. And the next one was crazy cat lady.
And the winner was Ed Jill. Wow. Why
this may be also hard core. And the winner
was. Smallest. That accent Looks legit then.
I like that.
All right guys check out tuber simulator link in the description. Or download an
IRS Apple store. That's it for me for now. Thank you guys for watching.
Goodbye to series subscribe and all that stuff. Bye
bye bye. Bye bye.