All
white people
are
racist
EACH
AND EVERY
ONE OF 'EM
♫ Ano kousaten de ♫ ( What if everyone skipped down )
♫ Min’na ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite ♫ ( Along the city streets that run all throughout the town )
♫ Moshi ano machi no man’naka de ♫ ( Imagine if we met up in the city’s heart )
♫ Te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara ♫ ( And one by one we held hands and looked up the sky )
♫ ( “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ) ♫
Let's see how racist we are...
Today, we're going to do a test
It's made uhm...
It's a legit test..
..to see,
if you’re a racist
How many racisms do you have?
You can do the test as well to see
Uhm, I hope I have zero racism
I think- I think I do at least?
I think I do,
but at the same time...
Apparently, fidget spinners are a white supre- *mispronounces*
white supremacist symbol...
Now, so..
you know, who- who knows?
This could go either way, who kno- who knows? *laughs*
Let's do this...
Which statement best describes-
you?
I strongly prefer-
Okay, well I'm kidding, I'm kidding...
I like white and black people equally...
I like to think that's what I think atleast...
"Please rate how warm or cold you feel toward... "
"...the following group?"
Very warm.
Very warm..
So far, I feel like I'm doing pretty well!
"In getting what you want, it is sometimes necessary to use force against other groups"
Well, I mean..
...yeah
Shit, I feel like I'm failing this, god damn it!
Only if they use forces aswell, okay?
An eye-for-an-eye
*stutters* Ehh, am I right?
No? Okay, great...
"No one group should discrim-"
"No one group should dominate society"
This is some heavy- heavy ass questions, alright?
I haven't thought about enough about this
I- I feel like I wouldn't say I strongly agree?
But I feel like I- I moderately agree with that...
"Sometimes other groups must be kept in their place."
Okay, well now, strongly disagree with that.
Well, then- then again there's ISIS,
you know?
Well, *chuckles*
I don't know, well fuck god damn it!
Ehh, ugh..
Fuck.
Eh, I can't- I can't honestly say I strongly disagree-
I slightly agree.
WHY AM I FILMING THIS?
"We should strive to make incomes-"
Eh, I strongly agree.
"Our country needs a powerful leader in order to destroy their radical and immoral currents prevailing in society today."
I disagree.
I slightly disagree..
I don't think uh, a powerful leader is necessary...
"Facts show that we have to be harder against crime and sexual immorality."
Okay, fine..
"Is it better to accept bad literature than to censor it?"
Strongly agree.
Just 'cuz I don't agree with it, doesn't mean I should censor it.
Uh, that one- that one's the only one I feel I can strongly-
actually put myself behind the rest of these..
Uh, I might want to adjust later, okay?
"Many good people challenge the state, criticize the church and ignore the normal way of living"
Many good people.
Uhm, I agree.
"It would be best if newspapers were censored so that people would not be able to get hold of destructive and disg-"
Strongly dis-*chuckles* agree,
what the fuck?
Okay, here we go..
"In the next tax- task, you will be presented with a set of words..."
Okay..
"Black people faces of black people"
"White people faces of white people..."
"Agon-" oh..
what?
"Put your-" okay..
*background music starts*
Okay,
Oh God, do I have to guess who they are?
What the fuck is this test?!
I think black,
I think white,
I think black,
I think white,
I think blAaAck
I think bLaAaAcK
God damnit..
Oh my God,
this is terrible...
Why am I doing this?
White *repeats*
Ohh, black..
Blaaff-
FUCK!
Ohh, my God!
*background music stops*
Did I do it?
"See above, the categories have changed."
Oh, you trying to mind fuck me of wha- what's good and bad?
Okay, "Fix the error by hitting the-"
Okay..
*new background music starts* Alright, awful.
Bad..
Bad...
Good,
bad..
good,
bad,
THIS IS SO WEIRD!
Oh, my God!
I'm so nervous..
*background music stops*
Okay, I think I did good.
Wait, WHAT?!
"White people or black people... good or bad."
You fu-
They want me to be racist.
Why aren't they putting bla- white people then?
Okay? It's like they know..
It's like they know some-
insecure white guys sitting here like:
"Please, I HOPE I'M NOT RACIST.."
"I swear, I'm not!"
"new background music starts* Okay, uhm...
What?
Black people?
Isn't it sort of racist to put black people with bad?
Okay, I think I'm doing okay...
Uh, good..
Black,
good,
I mean,
WHAAAAAAAAAAT
NOO!
EUUGH!
BAD,
bad,
good, eh-
white,
bad,
Blaeeeh
*background music stops*
I can't upload this video *laughs*
*new background music starts*
*heavy sighs*
Fuck, I'm focused as fuck 'cuz I don't wanna be racist...
Fuck this test man..
How did they judge me from this? I don't understand...
Bad,
good,
AHH-
Eh, AHH-
God,
You see what it's doing? I feel like they're in my head...
*background music stops*
Oh my God, okay..
"Notice above there are only two categories..."
"..they have switched positions."
Okay, n- OHMYGOD
It's opposite now..
Okay (2x)
Easy, not a problem.
I'm not racist!
White,
black,
That's the same image..
White,
black,
EUAAH,
WHITE,
BLAAACK,
Okay,
come on, not racist!
White,
white,
black,
white,
black,
*struggles* white,
black,
Is that KSI? (LOLOLOLO)
I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
God, damn it!
Aw, fu-
I'm not doing well, okay..
white,
Ugh, I'm so nervous...
You guys eh, I'm legit nerv- *background music stops* Okay,
Okay, now white people are bad and black people are good...
FUCK THIS TEST! *chuckes* It's mind-fucking me,
It's fucking mind-fu *cuts*
You get out of my head, I feel like,
(thot?) Police,
Made this game.. *background music starts*
God damn it, okay.. alright...
This...
Oh God,
NO,
Okay, I'm- this is easy because all I have to do is think that white people are bad...
Bad,
bad,
*background music stops* bad,
I'm literally going on my head, white people are bad,
white people are bad,
white *chuckles* people are bad..
white,
No, shit!
Fuck!
I am so nervous because I did not do very well...
I fu- Oh my God,
this is it...
This is the Wall Street Journal, what they've been waiting for...
I'm a male, does that matter?
Does that matter to how racist I am?
Oh, my stomach hurts I'm so nervous...
Am I less-racist if I'm from a different place in the world?
Where the fuck am I? Okay, there I am...
Poli- well I guess I'm neutral..
Does- eh, do they have a YouTuber here?
Oh look, they do..
No religion...
Not at all,
I got uh, I got a graduate diplomat,
...in Engineering,
Okay...
Sweden,
Oh my God, come on, Sweden...
Come on, Sweden!
Here we go, my results.. okay..
"Why are we still here?"
"Just to suffer..."
"Every night..."
"I can feel my leg..."
"My arm..."
Fuck.
God, damn it!
"Your data suggests: "
"A moderate automatic preference for white peop-"
I'm racist...
God damn it *laughs*
You don't know that...
...about me, okay?
Listen, you don't-
God damn it, FUCK!
WALL STREET!
POLYGON PLEASE!
Shit...
I'm- ugh..
It's just- it's just a test.
*reading text, can't subtitle this cuz my back hurts now sorry* -Moo
That's so stupid, that doesn't even make any sense...
Well, God damn it!
Why did I do this?
Why did I think this was a good idea...
I'll let you guys know, in the comments.
I really don't think, I'm uh-
actually racist,
I know I can say that,
and this data is telling me I'm racist
but you try it,
and see if you get- *stutters*
I'm sure, I'm sure we're all racist...
WE'RE ALL RACIST,
A lil' bit, okay?
Aren't we all racist? It's okay...
Ohf.. I'm trying to dig myself out but I can't do it.. HELP!
LEAVE A LIKE FOR RACIST-
I MEAN,
FUCK!
AHHHH!
Guess they were right about fidget spinners,
I GUESS THEY WERE RIIIGHHTT!
FU-