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All white people are racist!

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Each and every one of them! (No? You are.)

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♫  Ano kousaten de  ♫ 
( What if everyone skipped down )

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♫  Min’na ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite  ♫
( Along the city streets that run all throughout the town )

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♫  Moshi ano machi no man’naka de  ♫
( Imagine if we met up in the city’s heart )

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♫  Te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara  ♫
( And one by one we held hands and looked up the sky )

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♫ ( “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ) ♫

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Let's see how racist we are

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Today we're gonna do a test

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it's made, umm it's a legit test

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…to see if you're racist

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how many racism do you have

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you can do the test as well to see I hope I have

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zero racism I think I think I do at

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least I think I do but at the same time

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apparently fidget spinners are a

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Apparently, fidget spinners are a white supre- *mispronounces* white supremacist symbol...

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now so you know who knows this could go

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This could go either way, who kno- who knows? *laughs*

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Let's do this

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which statement best describes you

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I strongly prefer okay well I'm kidding

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I'm kidding I like white and black

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people equally I like to think that's

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what I think at least please rate how

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warm or cold you feel to warm the

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following group very warm very warm so

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far I feel like I'm doing pretty well in

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getting what you want it is sometimes

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necessary to use force against other

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group well I mean yeah shit I feel like

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I'm failing this god damn it only if

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they use force as well okay an eye for

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an eye am i right now okay great

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no one group should discriminate one

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group should dominate Society but this

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is some heavy heavy ask questions

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alright I haven't thought about enough

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about this I feel like I wouldn't say

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strongly agree but I feel like I

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moderately agree with that sometimes

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other groups must be kept in their place

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okay well now strongly disagree with

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that well then then again there's Isis

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you know the way I don't know if I could

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goddamn it

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yeah fuck I can't I can't honestly say I

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saw it

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I slightly agree why am i filming this

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we should strive to make incomes

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strongly agree our country needs a

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powerful leader in order to destroy the

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radical and immoral currents prevailing

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in society today I disagree I slightly

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disagree I don't think a powerful leader

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is necessary facts show that we have to

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be harder against crime and sexual

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immorality okay fine is it better to

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accept bad literature than to censor it

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strongly agree just because I don't

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agree with it doesn't mean I should

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censor it that one that one is the only

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one I feel I can strongly actually put

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myself behind the rest of these I might

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want to adjust later okay

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many good people challenge the state

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criticize the church and ignore the

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normal way of living many good people

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ahh I agree it would be best if

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newspaper were censored so that people

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would not be able to get hold of

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destructive in this strongly disagree

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what the fuck

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okay here we go in the next tax task you

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will presented with a set of words okay

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black people faces of black people white

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people faces - white people again Oh

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what put your okay okay oh god do I have

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to guess who they are what the fuck is

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this test I think black I think white I

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think black I think white I think like I

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think like god damn it oh my god this is

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terrible why am I doing this white white

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white white white up like wow fuck oh my

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god did I do it see the evolved

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academies have changed all you trying to

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mind fuck of me we was good and bad okay

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fix the error by hitting V okay all

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right awful bad bad good

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good bad this is so weird

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oh my god

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I'm so nervous okay I think I did good

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wait what white people or black people

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good or bad you they want me to be

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racist

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why aren't they putting white people

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will then okay it's like they know it's

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like they know some insecure white guys

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sitting here like please I hope I'm not

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racist I swear I'm not okay what black

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people isn't it sort of racist to put

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black people with bad

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okay I think I'm doing okay good

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black good good I mean wow no bad bad

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good and white then I can't upload this

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video

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Oh

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fuck I'm focused as fuck I don't want to

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be racism

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fuck this test man

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how does he judge me from this I don't

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understand

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bad good ah ah God you see what he's

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doing there in my head oh my god okay

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notice above there are only two

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categories and they have switched

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positions okay oh my god so it's

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opposite now okay okay easy not a

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problem

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I'm not racist white black black like

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black that's the same image white black

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uh yeah why

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okay come on not racist white white

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white white black white black Oh psych

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hey or die I'm kidding I'm kidding

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god damn it ah I'm not doing well okay

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what I'm so nervous you guys yeah I'm

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legit in there okay

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okay so now white people are bad and

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black people are good fuck this is my

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fucking me

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it's fucking mindful you get out of my

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head I feel like thought police made

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this game god damn it okay alright

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this

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Oh God

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No

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okay I'm this is easy because all I have

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to do is think that why people are bad

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fat bad bad bad

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I'm literally going in my head why

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people are bad why people are bad when

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we were what now shit fuck I am so

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nervous because I did not do very well I

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saw my god

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this is it this is the Wall Street

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Journal what they wouldn't waiting for

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I'm a male does that matter does that

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matter - my racist I am all my stomach

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hurts I'm so nervous

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and my less racist if I'm from a

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different place in the world what the

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fuck am i okay that might pull it I

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guess I'm neutral as you do they have a

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youtuber here oh look they do no

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religion not at all

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I got a okay I got a graduate diploma in

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engineering okay

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Sweden oh my god come on Sweden come on

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Sweden here we go my result okay why are

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we still here

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just suffer

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every night I can feel my leg my arm

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fuck god damn it, your data suggests a

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moderate automatic preference for white people

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I'm racist godammit *laughter* fuck

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you don't know that, about me okay… listen you don't

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goddamn it fuck wall street polygons

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please shit uh it's just it's just a

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test the interpretation is described as

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automatic for white if you responded

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faster when faces of white people and

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good words were classified with the same

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key then when faces of black people in

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good words were classified that's so

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stupid that doesn't even make any sense

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well god damn it why did I do this why

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did I think this was a good idea I'll

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let you guys know in the comments I

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really don't think I am actually racist

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I know I can say that and this data is

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telling me I offer sit but you try it

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and see if you get I'm sure I'm sure

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we're all racist

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we're all racist a little bit okay

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aren't we all racist it's okay I'm

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trying to dig myself out I can't do it

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help

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leave a like for racist I mean fuck ah I

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subtitles

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spinners i guess they were left/right