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所有

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白人

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都有

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種族歧視

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全部

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的

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白人

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♫要是在那十字路口♫

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♫大家一起來小跳步♫

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♫要是在那街道中央♫

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♫手牽手仰望星空♫

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♫ ( “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ) ♫

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來看看我們有多種族歧視吧

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今天我們要來做一個測驗

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一個真正的測試

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測驗你有沒有種族歧視

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你的種族歧視度有多高

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你也能自己做做看

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呃 我希望我的種族歧視度是0

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我想...我認為我沒有種族歧視

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我想我沒有...
但同時呢

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紓壓指尖陀螺正被視為白人優格...

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白人優越主義的象徵...

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你知道嗎...誰知道咧?

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測驗結果有各種可能!天曉得?

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就做吧

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「哪個敘述最符合你?」

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「我喜歡白人...(的程度更勝於黑人)」

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好，我是開玩笑的，開玩笑

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「我喜歡白人與黑人的程度相等」

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至少我自己是這麼認為的

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「請為你對下列族群的好感度評分」

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(黑人)「極有好感」

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(白人)「極有好感」

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我覺得我目前做的還不錯!

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「為了得到你想要的東西，
有時候用武力對付其他族群是必要的」

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我是說...

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是啊...(稍微同意)

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幹，我覺得我這題會搞砸，天殺的

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前提是對方也動用武力的話，行嗎?

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以眼還眼

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呃...我說的對嗎?

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不對?好吧，好極了

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「不該讓特定群體卒仔...」

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「不該讓特定群體主宰社會」

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這個問題太沉重了好嗎?

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我還沒仔細思考過這種議題啊

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我不會說「強烈同意」...

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但我大概會說「頗為同意」

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「有時候其他群體該被提醒自己有多低劣」

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好，「強烈反對」

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不過話說回來，有像ISIS這樣的團體...

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你知道的...

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嗯...

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我不知道，我慘了，幹

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噢，呃...

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幹

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我、我無法說自己強烈反對

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我選「稍微同意」

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我為什麼要拍這部影片?!

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我們該盡力讓薪資平等...

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強烈同意

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「我們的國家需要一位強力的領導
以終結現今蔚為主流的偏激與不道德」

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我反對

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我「稍微反對」

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我不認為一定要有強力的領導人...

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「事實證明了我們要更加嚴懲犯罪及性方面的不道德」

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好，沒問題...(稍微同意)

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「對於不雅詞彙，選擇接受比消音好」

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「強烈同意」

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我不同意它並不代表我需要河蟹他

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呃，那是目前唯一一個...

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我覺得我能果決回答的問題

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至於其他的...我稍後可能會修改，好嗎

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「有很多好人挑戰政府、批評教廷並忽視『正常的生活方式』」

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「很多好人...」

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呃，我同意

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「最好能審核報紙，讓人們不會...
看到太多負面噁心的新聞...」

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「強烈反對」啦!

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幹三洨?

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好了，搞定

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「在接下來的測驗中，你會面對...
一系列的單詞」

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好喔

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「黑人：黑人面孔」

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「白人：白人面孔」

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「痛苦」...噢...

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啥?

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「把你的手指放在...」好喔...

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好喔

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天哪，我要猜出他們是誰嗎?

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這是三洨測驗?

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我想是黑人

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應該是白人...

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我想是黑人...

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白人...

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黑人...?

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黑人...!

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天殺的，我的天這糟透了

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我為啥要這麼做?

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白

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噢，黑...

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ㄅRRRR

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幹!

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我的天!

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我成功了嗎?

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「現在上方的分類改變了」

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你想操弄我對好壞的定義啊!

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「假如按錯了就按另一個鍵修正...」

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這...好喔...

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好，「糟糕」

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壞

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壞

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好

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壞

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好

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壞

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這好奇怪!

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我的天!

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我好緊張!

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好，我想我做的不錯

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等等，啥?

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「白人或黑人，好或壞」

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你他媽...

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他們希望我有種族歧視!

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不然為啥不把「白人」和「壞」放在一起?

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簡直就像他們知道...

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他們知道

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會有個沒安全感的白人坐在這裡說：

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「拜託，我希望我沒有種族歧視!」

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「我發誓我沒有!」

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好，呃...

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啥?

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黑人?

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把「黑人」和「壞」設為同個鍵有點種族歧視吧?

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好吧，我想我幹得不錯

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呃...好?

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黑...

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好...

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好...

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啥???

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不!

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RRR

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壞

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壞

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好，呃

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白

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壞

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黑壞RRRR

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我不能上傳這部影片啦!

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幹，我現在她媽超專注因為我不想有種族歧視

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肏這測驗!

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要怎麼用這測驗評斷我?我不懂!

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壞

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好

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啊啊

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邪惡!啊...

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天

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你看到沒?我感覺它在鑽進我腦袋!

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天啊，好吧

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「請注意現在上面只有兩個分類」

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「但位置對調了」

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好...天哪現在顛倒了!

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好，好

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簡單，沒問題

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我沒種族歧視!

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白

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黑

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黑

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黑

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黑

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那是同一張圖片!

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白

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黑

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白

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黑呃呃

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好

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加油!不種族歧視!

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白

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白

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白

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白

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黑

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白

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黑

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白

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黑

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那是KSI嗎?

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開玩笑的開玩笑的!

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天殺的

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噢，幹

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我做的不好，好吧

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白

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天哪我好緊張

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你們...我真的很緊張，好吧

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好，現在白人壞而黑人好...好，現在白人壞而黑人好

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肏這個測驗，他在玩弄我的腦子

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天殺的玩弄...

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滾出我的腦子!我覺得...

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這遊戲是思想警察做的!

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天殺的好吧好吧

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這...

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噢天哪

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不!

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好吧，這簡單，因為我只需要想著「白人壞」

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壞

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壞

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壞

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壞

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我真的在想著「白人壞!」

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「白人壞!白人壞!」

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白

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不

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幹

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我好緊張，因為我幹的不太好

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我...天哪，就這樣了啦

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這就是華爾街日報一直在等待的!

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我是男的，這有關係嗎?

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這會影響我的種族歧視指數嗎?

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天哪我的胃好痛，我好緊張

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假如我來自世界上的其他地方
我會比較不歧視嗎?

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我是他媽是哪個?這個

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政治傾向...中立?

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職業欄裡有「Youtuber」嗎?

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噢，在這(待業中)

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宗教...完全沒有

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我有本科文憑...

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工程系...

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好...

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瑞典...

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我的天，拜託，瑞典

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拜託，瑞典咧

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有了!我的結果!

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(你的資料顯示你無意識地推崇白人勝過黑人)

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幹

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天殺的

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「你的資料顯示你無意識地推崇白人勝過黑人」

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我有種族歧視

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天殺的

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你根本不了解我，好嗎?

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聽著，你...

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天殺的，幹!

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華爾街日報!Polygon新聞網!拜託!

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幹，呃，噢...

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這只是個測驗

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「『無意識地推崇白人』是因為
你在『白人』與『好』被設定為同一按鍵時
反應比『黑人』與『好』設定為同一按鍵時快」

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這蠢斃了，根本狗屁不通

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天殺的

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我為什麼要這麼做?

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我為啥會認為這是個好主意?

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我會在回應裡告訴你們!

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我真的不認為我有種族歧視

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我知道我能那麼說

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但資料卻告訴我完全相反的事

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但你可以試試看，看你能否得到...

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我很確定...我們全部都種族歧視

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我們多少都有點種族歧視好嗎?

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我們不都有種族歧視嗎?沒關係~

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...我想爬出我自己挖的坑但我辦不到!救命!

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請給種族歧視一個讚!...

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我是指

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幹!

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(崩潰尖叫)

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看來他們對指尖陀螺的看法沒錯!

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我猜他們是對的!

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