WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.900 Y'all want some games? 00:00:01.900 --> 00:00:05.660 Who provides the most quality original gameplay? 00:00:05.660 --> 00:00:06.500 That's right! 00:00:06.500 --> 00:00:07.640 ME MOTHERFUCKER! 00:00:07.640 --> 00:00:12.160 Look at all these fuckers playing the same goddamn game LIKE A BUNCH OF LOSERS 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:13.320 *spits* 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:14.180 Disgusting! 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:15.460 Be creative! 00:00:15.460 --> 00:00:16.700 Be original! 00:00:16.700 --> 00:00:18.700 and for fucks' sake 00:00:18.700 --> 00:00:20.700 *brainfart* 00:00:23.040 --> 00:00:24.700 have some goddamn integrity 00:00:24.700 --> 00:00:26.700 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:28.580 *SWAG* 00:00:28.580 --> 00:00:30.600 *swag hurt eye* 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:31.400 *different swag* 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:33.400 you bitch 00:00:33.400 --> 00:00:34.700 *get rekt* 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:36.700 00:00:38.660 --> 00:00:40.920 a- anyway today we're gonna play 10 second tattoo 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:46.600 this is pretty exciting because we're probably the first one to have ever played this game ever 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:48.100 in the video game universe 00:00:48.100 --> 00:00:49.060 *EARTHQUICK* 00:00:49.060 --> 00:00:50.300 Ten Second Tattoo, baby 00:00:50.420 --> 00:00:50.920 *Too much Mtn Dew* 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:52.920 I've never been a tattoo artist before but 00:00:53.620 --> 00:00:54.380 I have at least 00:00:54.380 --> 00:00:57.000 two- tattoos so that means 00:00:57.480 --> 00:00:59.720 IT MEANS I'M BETTER THAN ALL THESE PUSSY ASS! 00:00:59.720 --> 00:01:01.860 BET THEY WOULDN'T EVEN GET A TEN-SECOND TATTOO! 00:01:02.020 --> 00:01:04.580 I'D GET A TEN SECOND TATTOO ON MAH FUCKIN' ASS! 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:06.960 "Hey, I'm looking to get a cartoon flag" 00:01:07.220 --> 00:01:08.200 How does it work 00:01:08.580 --> 00:01:09.080 OH SHIT 00:01:09.080 --> 00:01:09.860 Oh Mah Gawd 00:01:09.860 --> 00:01:11.160 A cartoon flag 00:01:11.360 --> 00:01:12.780 Lemme just fill that in for ya 00:01:13.820 --> 00:01:14.740 Aaaand 00:01:18.300 --> 00:01:18.960 Omg 00:01:18.960 --> 00:01:20.420 *laughs* ahahahahahahah 00:01:20.540 --> 00:01:21.040 ahh 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:21.620 uhh 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:23.120 halp 00:01:23.320 --> 00:01:26.080 "I've given this a lot of thought, I need a thorny squid." 00:01:26.180 --> 00:01:27.600 Papa Poods gotchur back 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:31.380 *my lips are tasty* 00:01:31.720 --> 00:01:33.580 This looks nothing like a fucking squid. 00:01:33.580 --> 00:01:34.920 Are you fucking kidding me.. 00:01:35.100 --> 00:01:36.320 "I've made a huge mistake" 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:38.620 Yea you're fucked. 00:01:38.620 --> 00:01:39.120 *laughs* hnghts 00:01:39.300 --> 00:01:40.800 "Do a Satanic sea monster" 00:01:40.800 --> 00:01:42.300 Dude this is way too HARD!!! 00:01:42.300 --> 00:01:42.800 like mah dick 00:01:43.020 --> 00:01:43.600 Oh I know 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:44.100 I got a good idea 00:01:44.180 --> 00:01:44.680 *buzzzz* 00:01:44.900 --> 00:01:45.620 And then the gills 00:01:46.940 --> 00:01:48.300 Dude that is so cool man! 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:49.980 You look fucking awesome! 00:01:50.460 --> 00:01:50.960 another one 00:01:51.240 --> 00:01:51.860 WUT DA FUK 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:52.780 PANIC!! 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:53.700 Alright 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:55.800 I'll do a keut-ass fucking cat 00:01:56.600 --> 00:01:58.000 Heyyy! That's pretty good 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:58.700 *Laughs-pewds is proud of his cat* 00:01:58.700 --> 00:02:00.100 That is a happy cat man.. 8D 00:02:00.100 --> 00:02:02.100 I want a geometric fruit basket! :D 00:02:02.600 --> 00:02:04.100 Uuhh.. 00:02:04.100 --> 00:02:05.700 Aw! Oh shit! :0 Um.. 00:02:05.700 --> 00:02:08.200 I've been wanting this FOREVER!, a sexy kitten! ;D *wtf?* 00:02:08.440 --> 00:02:09.700 Holy shit, me too :D 00:02:10.140 --> 00:02:11.700 Let's make this, and let's make this right! 8) 00:02:11.700 --> 00:02:14.380 Groovy music intensifies 00:02:14.380 --> 00:02:20.980 THE GROOVIEST MUSIC EVER :D 00:02:20.980 --> 00:02:22.980 OH YEAH PEWDS... 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:26.000 PFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHA 00:02:26.760 --> 00:02:27.800 AWH MAN! :D 00:02:28.140 --> 00:02:29.200 AWWH YEAH!! 00:02:29.200 --> 00:02:31.940 You look fucking man!! YOU'RE WELCOME! :D 00:02:32.440 --> 00:02:34.640 Quick! What's the worse tattoo you could possibly get.. 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:37.900 Done! :D 00:02:38.260 --> 00:02:39.780 PPFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHA x'D 00:02:39.780 --> 00:02:42.800 Actually i'll take that back, i'll take that back.. That's not funny xD 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:44.800 THIS IS THE WORSE TATTOO YOU WOULD POSSIBLY GET! :D 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:48.000 How about.. Like just crying... 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:50.040 A pair of balls 00:02:50.060 --> 00:02:53.820 Okay, we clearly lost all form of committee at this point :T 00:03:07.260 --> 00:03:09.260 Next game it's called "The body" 00:03:09.260 --> 00:03:11.260 It's supposed to be sad.. :( 00:03:11.260 --> 00:03:13.260 Alright! I'm walkin' home.. 00:03:13.260 --> 00:03:15.260 With my coat, my tre- trench coat in the back... 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:18.520 It's a pr- pretentious little art game.. 00:03:18.820 --> 00:03:21.720 Ayyyyy i was- ehwas-eh, we're walkin'.. That's how you walk! 00:03:22.380 --> 00:03:23.520 Just move your knees.. 00:03:23.940 --> 00:03:26.100 Brake your ankles every time you take a step! :D 00:03:26.500 --> 00:03:28.840 Aaand now we're back tooo the.. 00:03:29.820 --> 00:03:31.300 What i now think is a body back! :D 00:03:31.300 --> 00:03:33.300 I'm pretty sure it's a body back! o.o 00:03:41.980 --> 00:03:45.020 Also and you can make anything sad to Max Ritcher alright? 00:03:45.140 --> 00:03:46.080 Like i'll prove it to yah.. 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:46.760 Cute cats.. 00:03:51.880 --> 00:03:56.600 Nouh.. Look at those cute cats... So cute O_O 00:03:58.140 --> 00:04:00.140 Look at his furry little fur head *-* 00:04:01.140 --> 00:04:04.780 This one looks like it begs for food D: I bet it's homeless T_T 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:07.680 This one is clearly dying! 00:04:09.500 --> 00:04:11.860 This one wanted to become, a lumber jack.. 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:14.460 This one was just straight up weab.. 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:16.860 Aand.. This cat... 00:04:18.280 --> 00:04:20.880 I'm pretty sure this cat is possessed by satan ._. 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:25.020 Alright that was uhhh.. Kinda ruin it, didn't i? xD 00:04:25.020 --> 00:04:27.020 Pfftahaha x'D 00:04:27.020 --> 00:04:27.940 That was rid.. 00:04:27.940 --> 00:04:31.680 Alright..Next time we'll amours our self in a better move- NEXT GAME PLEA- 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:41.580 Wtf Pewds? xD 00:04:46.080 --> 00:04:47.200 We're gonna do a horror game! :D 00:04:47.200 --> 00:04:50.020 This one takes places in a Swedish modern home! :D 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:52.800 Game's called "Notes of obsession".. 00:04:54.760 --> 00:04:57.600 Wow.. See this look really fuckin' cool man O_O 00:04:58.380 --> 00:05:00.120 This look amaaazing! :D 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:03.560 This remind me of... Allison, Road or whatever.. o.o 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:04.740 Is that..Oh wow O.O 00:05:04.740 --> 00:05:06.580 This is so immersive! 00:05:06.580 --> 00:05:09.860 That is a nice ass couch, looks uncomfortable a bit.. 00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:12.560 THIS IS SO DOPE!! :D 00:05:13.440 --> 00:05:15.760 And i never use that word, you know it's legit man! x'D 00:05:15.760 --> 00:05:16.640 Alright what we've got here... 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:20.300 Hand-boken for... Nyb-(What?._.) 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:23.540 Okay so handbook for New-Newrlie, parents 00:05:23.980 --> 00:05:25.000 Fuck me man, i could've... 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:27.760 OH MY GOD.. 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:30.340 6 Years u_u 00:05:31.180 --> 00:05:32.900 6 years i've played horror games.. 00:05:32.900 --> 00:05:34.900 I still get scared... By a shutting door :D (Gg Poods xD) 00:05:35.380 --> 00:05:36.320 Hey look at this! 00:05:36.320 --> 00:05:38.660 I'm living the Swedish dream man! Good for you man! :D 00:05:38.660 --> 00:05:40.660 I LOOVE THIS- THE- THE FEEL OF THIS.. 00:05:40.660 --> 00:05:42.660 Like.. You really feel like you're exploring a home! 00:05:44.420 --> 00:05:45.260 And so far... 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:48.120 It's fun! :) 00:05:48.540 --> 00:05:49.780 So far... 00:05:49.780 --> 00:05:51.780 I mean exploring in games is fun! x'D 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:54.140 As long it doesn't go on for too long -_- 00:05:54.140 --> 00:05:55.640 It's goin' on for too long isn't it? -__- 00:05:55.640 --> 00:05:57.240 JESUS CHRIST I'M BORED .-. 00:05:57.240 --> 00:05:59.240 This feels.. Oddly familiar 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:00.900 Like it's freaking me out man, i don't like it D: 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:03.580 Okay something's making that noise! O_O 00:06:03.580 --> 00:06:04.100 Woow O.O 00:06:05.280 --> 00:06:08.320 So i think.. By looking at the hands, we're a female =.= 00:06:10.460 --> 00:06:12.460 This is so cool! O_O 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:15.740 Waat.. Does that mean?! o.o 00:06:18.780 --> 00:06:20.780 Now why would i do that?.. 00:06:21.580 --> 00:06:23.100 I've never seen anything like this! 00:06:26.980 --> 00:06:29.320 Okay i interacted with a satanic symbol... 00:06:32.320 --> 00:06:33.680 WHAT THE FUCK!? 00:06:35.280 --> 00:06:38.400 OH MY GAAAAAHHHHHHH.. 00:06:41.180 --> 00:06:42.740 What am i doin?! D: 00:06:45.840 --> 00:06:47.580 How about the closet? o.o 00:06:47.620 --> 00:06:48.680 *Gasps* Wow :< 00:06:49.660 --> 00:06:50.620 Hello? =^= 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:52.080 How did this happened? D: 00:06:53.180 --> 00:06:55.180 Am i supposed to use this? O__O 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:58.160 Jeeesus... 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:00.920 Oh oh OH OHH! D: 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:01.760 Staawp.. :< 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:04.600 Fuckin' fuck T_T 00:07:05.580 --> 00:07:06.940 I luv u Poods u_u 00:07:07.740 --> 00:07:09.160 I ain't gonna- I love you too! T_T 00:07:09.940 --> 00:07:10.740 Why did you leave me? D: 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:14.880 'Cause of that BOOTEEH!! 8D 00:07:14.880 --> 00:07:16.460 A'ight now we can go.. 00:07:17.860 --> 00:07:20.320 Wait, so the room just resets.. What the fuck man? D: 00:07:21.320 --> 00:07:25.120 This is some quality fuckin' Ikea furniture, and i can appriciate that.. You know what i mean? x'D 00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:27.840 You know what i mean? You know- OHH GOD! O_O 00:07:29.080 --> 00:07:30.000 What?!.. 00:07:30.960 --> 00:07:36.900 What, am i a little boy now? *Gasps* Or a little girl?... Noo T_T No.. 00:07:37.500 --> 00:07:38.560 *GASPS* GGHAHHH! D8 00:07:42.380 --> 00:07:45.620 That's- that was some sick skrillex.... Beat drop man.. o.o 00:07:45.620 --> 00:07:47.620 Isn't this how the game started? :l 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:50.320 But i have the thing.. 00:07:51.080 --> 00:07:52.140 Whooaaat.. 00:07:53.700 --> 00:07:56.260 I swear i heard it over here... There is it.. 00:07:57.300 --> 00:07:57.980 AAAAHHH 00:07:57.980 --> 00:08:00.980 WAT DA FAK IS DATTT!????! 00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:02.820 AAAAAAHHHGHHH!! 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:07.800 What da fok man.. Q_Q 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:09.060 This is so fuckin' awesome.. 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:09.960 This game man... 00:08:09.960 --> 00:08:12.900 I've not played a horror game this good in a long time.. 00:08:13.140 --> 00:08:14.360 A'ight two more... 00:08:14.640 --> 00:08:15.640 Two more.. 00:08:16.320 --> 00:08:18.740 Com'on buddeh, com'on where are yeh?.. 00:08:22.860 --> 00:08:26.260 Ooohhhh... It's coming upstairs T__T 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:31.940 *Gasps* 00:08:33.780 --> 00:08:36.180 Dat ass man, it's so fuckin' nice! 8) 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:37.500 Aahh D: 00:08:38.260 --> 00:08:39.460 *GASPS* GHAAAHHH! DX 00:08:40.020 --> 00:08:40.740 *Poods falls* 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:45.880 JESUSSS CHRISST WHAT THE FUUCK!! 00:08:45.880 --> 00:08:47.320 There it is... 00:08:48.460 --> 00:08:51.300 Two more.. Oh god i love you, i need you D: 00:08:51.300 --> 00:08:51.980 *GASPS* 00:08:52.780 --> 00:08:53.500 What was that?.. 00:08:53.500 --> 00:08:55.500 Ughh..Fuck meh i'm such a bitch T_T 00:09:00.880 --> 00:09:01.420 What's that? =_= 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.800 There it is! 00:09:06.460 --> 00:09:08.460 Oh we just got one more babeh! :D 00:09:09.560 --> 00:09:11.560 Oh baby a triple.. 8) 00:09:12.640 --> 00:09:13.620 Why did i say that?.. 00:09:15.040 --> 00:09:16.580 It's gone to that point.. 00:09:19.480 --> 00:09:21.020 FUCKIN' ASSHOLE.. 00:09:21.020 --> 00:09:23.960 Listen man, just 'cause you don't have an ass doesn't mean you have to be an ass.. 00:09:25.460 --> 00:09:27.460 #Pewdiepie2016 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:30.560 Uh oh god.. 00:09:35.400 --> 00:09:36.500 (HEADPHONE USERS WARNING! O_O) 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:45.380 (Told y'all :D) 00:09:48.420 --> 00:09:51.280 Oh god we better hurry the fuck up! 00:09:52.640 --> 00:09:53.940 Here we go, take the knife! 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:56.800 Heeell yeaaah! 8D 00:09:57.460 --> 00:09:59.460 You know what're we gonna do with this shit! x'D 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:01.680 OOHH IT'S KINDA DAMN, BITCH! :D 00:10:02.460 --> 00:10:03.680 OWWWW.. 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:10.520 That was fuckin' amazing! 00:10:10.520 --> 00:10:12.520 Hey, look at that.. Three free games! 00:10:12.520 --> 00:10:13.900 Quality shit man! :D 00:10:13.900 --> 00:10:15.900 But anyway thank you so much for watching this episode! :D 00:10:15.900 --> 00:10:18.160 If you enjoyed as always, as always.. Go ahead leave a like 00:10:18.180 --> 00:10:19.620 Because that means i get more likes.. 00:10:20.060 --> 00:10:21.200 Thank so much for watching.. 00:10:21.200 --> 00:10:23.200 And as always, see you tomorrow with a new episode 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:24.540 And remember Bros.. 00:10:24.640 --> 00:10:29.140 "Just 'cause you don't have an asshole, doesn't mean you have to be one!" :D *Brofist* 00:10:29.140 --> 00:10:42.980 *Outro-click for more videos!*