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你們想來玩些原創遊戲？

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誰是最優質的原創遊戲實況主？

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沒錯！ 就是我！ 混帳東西

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看看這些失敗者都他媽該死的玩同一款遊戲

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都是失敗者

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*噴*

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讓人噁心

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要有創意

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要有原創性！

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還有亂搞...

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(ˊ● ω ●ˋ)

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拜託來一些能看的  ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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*洗腦音樂*

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婊子！

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*三款免費遊戲*

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無論如何今天我們要來玩""10秒鐘的紋身"

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這讓我非常興奮！因為我可能是有史以來第一個，玩這款遊戲並拍成影片的

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你們太菜了

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十秒鐘的刺青，寶貝

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我從來沒有當做紋身師傅 但...

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我..我至少有....

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兩個紋身

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這代表我比這些膽小鬼好！

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我打賭他們在十秒內絕對最不出一個紋身

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我可以在十秒內把你屁股刺滿

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"嘿！我想要刺一個卡通圖案"

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怎麼控制？

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哦　糟了

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我的天阿

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刺一個卡通圖案.....

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讓我先幫你填滿

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還有....

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我的天XD

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*笑*

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啊

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啊

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救命

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"我考慮了很久，我決定要刺一個魷魚"

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papa pewds 回來囉

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*嗯~好想吃*

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這他媽沒一個地方像魷魚....

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你他媽跟我開玩笑XD

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"我犯了一個天大的錯誤"

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譯者:嗯不意外XD

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對 你沒救了XD

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刺一個邪惡的海怪

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天啊  老兄這太難啦！

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喔！我知道了

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我有好點子了

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絡腮鬍還有...

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老兄你看這太酷了！

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你看起來真他媽的帥XD

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下一個 (邪惡的刺青師...)

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WTF！

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警戒~~~!!!

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好了

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"我想要刺一個宗教貓咪"

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嘿！看起來非常棒

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譯者:才怪

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老兄這是一隻快樂的貓 (’・ω・‘)

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"我希望刺一個水果籃"

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uh...

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oh 喔糟了...

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uh...

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"我一直想要刺一個性感的貓咪:>"

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哇賽！我也想耶 :D

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讓我們馬上來刺一個

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*時髦的配樂*

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.....

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哈哈哈哈XD

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喔老兄XD

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喔 ya 老兄你看起來太酷了

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謝謝光臨（・∀・）ノ

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快！什麼是你刺過最糟的紋身

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完成！

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哈哈哈XD

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其實....我會把擦掉XD 這並不好玩

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這就是你最糟糕的紋身了！！

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*喔~~~太棒啦*（ノ≧∀≦）ノ

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就像這樣...

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哭...

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兩顆球 (你們懂得:D)

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好吧 
*你只能得到10%的小費就這樣。*

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很明顯的我們失去了所以顧客的信心

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*讓雲帶我們去下個遊戲*

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.............

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下一個遊戲叫做...

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The Body(身體)

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應該是個悲傷的遊戲...

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好的我正在走回家...

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我把外套掛在我的肩膀上

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我覺得是個文靜的遊戲?

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Hey~

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我們正在走...對這樣走

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只要動你的膝蓋

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每走一步你都要停下....

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然後現在又回到了....

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我知道這是同一個背景: /

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我非常確定這是同一個背景: |

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另外，你可以讓所有事物看起來悲傷，只要搭配Max Richter的配樂就好

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讓我來秀給你看！
(Max Richter 德國知名作曲家)

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可愛的貓咪(◕‿◕)

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Nouh.. 看看這些可愛的貓咪，太可愛了～(●’ω`●）

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看看牠們毛茸茸的小毛頭(๑´ㅂ`๑)

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看牠乞求食物的樣子，我想牠一定無家可歸 இдஇ

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這隻明顯快要不行了இдஇ

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這喵喵想要當個，伐木工......

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這隻一直抬頭笑

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還有...這隻喵

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我非常確定這隻喵中邪了XD

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好吧... 呃.. 這是不是很有破壞力？ 不是嗎XD

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終於擺脫了

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好吧...下次我會找更好的遊戲...

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下一個遊戲 拜託！！

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譯者:ok pewds you so.....

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greatヽ（・∀・）ノ

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我們要來玩恐怖遊戲了！

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劇情是以"現代瑞典家庭"來做背景

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遊戲名稱叫做..."筆記的困擾"

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哇... 老兄！看這地方真的太酷了！

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令人驚豔！

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這讓我想起..."艾莉森之路(同是恐怖遊戲)"或任何東西...?

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wow

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這畫面多麼真實阿！

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這是很好的沙發..但看起來有點不舒服...

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這是非常棒的東西！！

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你知道我很少用這個詞因為..老兄你知道的
(dope字面上有違禁品的意思 但是在Hip-hop界這是表示這東西很棒的意思)

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好吧..我們這裡有....

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手斷了.......#"%#%#

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ok 所以是...新手家長手冊

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Fuck me man 我不 -

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喔！FUCK OMG！

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..................

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六年了...

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我玩恐怖遊戲玩了六年！

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我還是很害怕突然關起來的門XD

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嘿...看看這個

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我夢想中的瑞典別墅:D 做得好 老兄！

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我喜歡這樣的感覺(●’ω`●）

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就像...你自己真的在家裡走動一樣

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*鎖著*

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到目前看來...

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挺有趣的 :D

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目前來看...

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我是說在遊戲中探索很有趣

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只是希望不要太久...

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看樣子真的要很久是吧 -__-

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夭壽，我已經無聊死了

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這感覺... 熟悉卻又詭異

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就像是隨時會突然嚇人，我不喜歡☉_☉

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ok...有東西會發出聲音！

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WOW

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我想，單從手來看，我們是一位女性

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這東西好酷喔

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到底！這什麼意思？

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*按住滑鼠左鍵啟動音樂盒*

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為什麼我現在要這樣做？

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我從來沒看過這樣東西

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*按下E鍵與符號互動*

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Okay  我開啟與撒旦符號的互動.....

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W T F（*ﾟДﾟ）！

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（*ﾟДﾟ）我的天啊~~~~

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我到底在做什麼？ ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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謎音：為什麼在衣櫥裡？

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哈囉？

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這是怎麼回事？ ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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我應該使用這個嗎？

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天啊！

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（*ﾟДﾟ）OH OH OHH

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STOP!!!

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Fuckin' fuck QAQ

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我愛你  Poods  U_U

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我要 -   我也愛你 இдஇ

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你為什麼要離開我？ ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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因為那翹臀～ (pew將翹臀比喻為符號)

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好了，我們可以走了

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等等這個房間重置了？ 搞什麼鬼啊老兄 ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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這些都是很貴的IKEA傢具，我很感謝，懂我的意思齁～

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你懂我的意思齁？ (IKEA傢俱和Pew都是來自瑞典)

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你懂... OHHH GOD  *ﾟДﾟ！！

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什麼...！？

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什麼？我現在是個小男孩嗎？

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或是小女孩？

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noo...

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no...

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啊!!!!  *ﾟДﾟ！

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.....................

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那 - 那只是生病的Skrillex 在"下音樂"而已 (Skrillex為美國DJ)

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這不是遊戲一開始的地方嗎?

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但我的東西還在

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什麼~~~~?

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我發誓我聽到牠了... 不管了...

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*嘶吼聲*

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（*ﾟДﾟ）啊!!!!!!!!!!!!

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這他媽是什麼!!!!!!(òロó)

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喔(òロó)

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(òロó)

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WTF！MAN！

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老兄 這遊戲太他媽刺激了！

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我很久沒玩到這麼恐怖的遊戲了....

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好 還有兩個(符號)....

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剩兩個....

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來吧，來吧你在哪？

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ohhhh

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牠要過來了(≧Д≦)

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*嘶吼*

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(òロó)

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*抽氣*

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老兄這屁股太正點了！

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喔(òロó)!

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啊(ò皿ó)(ò皿ó)(ò皿ó)(ò皿ó)

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(這是女主角的叫聲，不是Pew的XD)

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JESUSSSSSSSSSS CHRISST(ò皿ó)

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W T F ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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在這邊...

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剩兩個... 天啊... 天公伯，我愛你！我需要你(〒ó〒)

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(ò皿ó)！！！！！

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什麼鬼(〒ó〒)

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(〒ó〒)um...fuck me 我真他媽狼狽

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三小.....

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找到了...

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我們只需要再一個就好了baby....

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喔寶貝...三個~

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為什麼我要這樣說...？

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它不見了....

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他媽的渾蛋！

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聽我說，只因為你沒有屁(眼)，並不代表你一定要是個渾蛋 (pew玩雙關ass - asshole)

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#Pewdiepie2016語錄收藏XD

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uh..oh god....

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*注意音量!!*

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啊(≧Д≦)~~~~~~~~

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失智了(´﹃｀)....

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oh..god 我們還是快一點好了....

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來了 拿起刀

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耶(‵▽′)~~~~

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你知道我要幹什麼嗎(‵▽′)

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噢！受死的時間到了，婊子！

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噢(・∀・)  ~~~~!!!!!

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wow(‵▽′)~

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這他媽太驚人了

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嘿你看看，三個免費遊戲

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高品質，看到沒～

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但無論如何，感謝你收看這一集

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一樣如果喜歡，就點個喜歡

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這表示我得到更多的喜歡（・∀・）

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非常感謝你的收看，一如往常我們下一集再見（・∀・）!

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記住兄弟

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只因為你沒有屁眼，並不代表你一定要是個渾蛋。