HEY, CO
*BAAAH*
Como você estão parça? Sejam bem-vindos ao...
Resident Evil
Hoje estaremos jogando "Filhas"
Que é uma experiência do começo da trágica história dos Bakers
Vamos jogar
Vamos?
Oh, então é uma fita VHS, isso é legal
Estou realmente animado com essas DLC's
Eu ouvi dizer que essa é muito boa
Notícias chocantes pessoal, Keemstar aqui!
Keemstar: Vaaaaaaaaamos direto pras notícias!
Boa, Felix
Que porra é essa?
Que pooooooorra...?
É tão estranho quando eles misturam live action.
Oh meu Deus.
Que diabos, é- eu- eu estou jogando...
Oh, isso é antes da merda toda começar. Literalmente.
Oh meu Deus, ela é normal!
Vai se foder! Puta!
Eu sei o que você vai fazer.
Eles são uns doces! Aww, eles são todos tão bonzinhos!
É, Lucas!
Por que você não coloca uma armadilha em algum lugar, seu desgraçado?
Tudo bem, tudo bem, tudo bem!
Isso é tão triste!
Essa é a lavanderia?
Tipo, eu não consigo dizer se é.
Esse- esse quarto ainda parece uma merda, pra ser honesto.
Hey, é um- meu esqueiro favorito.
Essa é a lavanderia?
Tipo, onde é a merda da lavanderia?
Isso parece mais com uma lavanderia cheia de lixo
Além disso, eu não consigo enxergar sem uma lanterna.
Então, isso é maravilhoso.
Pera, eu- oh, eu realmente deveria estar aqui.
Ok, tudo bem.
Que jeito bizarro de ir pra lavanderia.
Talvez a gente possa só- o que é isso?
Ah, é uma mesa.
Eu não vi, desculpa.
É, eu suponho que a gente poderia ter simplesmente andado.
Ok, aqui vamos nós
Como ela está fazendo - Lucas, você tá jogando Flappy Bird?
Você você postar o carpete no Instagram?
O que você está fazendo?
Eu quero ver o que ele tá fazendo. Ele tá no Facebook, não é?
Se atualizando com o último vídeo do Pewdiepie.
Tudo bem, Pewds, isso aí!
Aí meu Deus mãe, Jesus...
O lugar ainda parece muito assustador, eu diria.
Mas ela deve ter tido isso por um bom tempo.
Oh meu Deus, esse é o banheiro?
É tão estranho navegar por aqui.
Oh meu Deus...
Se ela se tornou uma vovó...
Isso deve ter acontecido há algum tempo.
Onde diabos é o quarto?
Deve ser- ah sim, é esse aqui
Eu lembro desse quarto de criança.
Hey, ele está usando óculos nazista!
[Pewds imita sirene de polícia]
Óculos nazista!
Aqui está, tome algumas roupas.
Oh Deus...
Oh, nem fodendo! Que se foda aquela vadiazinha!
Não!
Nãoooooo!
Me devolve minha família!
Diabos, que garota de merda!
Oh nem fodendo, onde-
Hey, papai. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Esse é o Matthew McConaughey?
Isso é legal.
Nós temos uma história anterior, cara.
Awwww, fuck that girl.
This is why I keep telling you guys,
we need to send off all little girls, and boys
all- all babies needs to just go to another planet, we need to send them to another planet
where they can fight like The Hunger Games.
I've said it a- I've said it a million times.
Okay, so the dad is at the boathouse, how do we get there?
Maybe we can exit through the garage.
(-suspicious-)
(Pewds no, it's dark & scary behind that door don't click the butto-)
DADDY?!
Oh, this seems safe.
No, okay.
Damn, that car is fucking huge.
What can I say?
The boathouse! Where the fuck is the boathouse?
Wait, I hear someone.
Mom?
Mom? Mom!
What'd I tell you about satanic shit!
Moooom!
Stop!
*groans*
Oh, god.
(*scary af jumpscare alert*
OOOOOHHHH!
Fuck! How fast did that go?
Kill her!
OH, GOD, OH!
*chuckles*
Get some rope?
Get some rope?!
Okay.
Jeez! She got fucked fast, dude.
You know, I'd still hit it, though. Honestly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey, don't judge, I'm into centipede shit.
(okay pewds)
Oh my god, I can still hear them.
Jack is definitely into it.
I mean, what the hell is going on?!
Alright, she- ay, ay I got- I found rope, daddy!
Daddy needs the rope!
Coming daddy! Lets- lets hang around the rope.
Zoey does not run, she does- this is as fast as she goes, by the way.
What the fuck?
Stop, oh my god, is he drowning her?!
Oh, hell yeah!
Am I- am I disturbing something?
Oh, no. He's losing it, too.
Oh, fuck, he's losing it, too.
(-pray for jesus-)
Oh. My. God.
Daddy!
But I have rope!
AAAHHH!
Oh my god! Stop! You're so bald.
Jesus!
Oh, heey.
(ANIMAL ABUSE ANIMAL ABUSE!!!)
(WTF EVEN MORE ANIMAL ABUSE REPORT!!1!!!!1!)
Hey, what about the garbage? oh great
(Guy's I'm not joking but there's like 2 mins of no subtitles but I'm gonna save your lives!)
(Actually I'm too lazy to save your lives go down into the comment section)
(If your staying here, want some coffee? We got some thickshakes if you want, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
(Well I'mma watch the video for your sakes and check if there's any jump scares cause I love you all)
(Hey, I'm back! Well whaddya know? No jumpscares!)
JACKSPEDICY2: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE.
Hey a lockpick, how about dat?
Damn, I never realized the ass on errr-
Mommy.
Hell yeah!
Damn... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She thicc as fuck dawg. (Pewds did you just say dawg-)
Alright lets not walk the fuckin stupid route this time...
Why is my frame rate so fuckin low when I'm playing this?
It's so choppy!
More like ehh, fuck no daddy, she's a fuckin demon.
OK so there's a hole in the trophy right?
There's a hole in the trophy right?
So there was a thing
oh my gawd its croc-o-dile
Where the fuck do I...
there it is
perfect
Alright, what do we got?
pls be a bingo lot? idk
Subtitler out, I've been editing 11 mins of this video and damn, I must say, you guys worked hard on it! PEACE! (👊)
DAMMIT
its a small component
That's fine
THAT'S FINE
we can do this!
tooogeetherr
we can do it toogeetherr
Singing a new song noww
Alright.. you don't wanna sing? That's... thats fine arright, i dont care!
pfft whatever...
HEYYY!!!
Come down to papa boii
You can suck a fu...
oh gawd
she looks so creepy over there...
YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HOPE YOU DIE!
fake ass granny!
now...
uh...
Apparently this is like lucas old room right?
So..
Lucas ahh in a wanking station was here
uhhh...
ok
and the code was...
on his phone
Heyyy
what the..
Is he making drugs here??
What the FUCK is THIS?!
He was into explosives and stuff!
Aww that's kinda cool!
That motherfucker
FUCK YOU LIST:
The old man slapped me right in the face for checking my phone during dinner
FUCK YOU!
I can't say one word about Mama's cooking, without getting yelled at...
FUCK YOU!
All I did was look at Zoey when she was doing yoga and she calls me a per- *chuckles*
FUCK YOU!
The old man got drunk and started throwing all my crap in a red box out on the veranda...
FUCK YOU!
Oh that's the red box
Ooooohh okay
Tricky trickyyy~~
Alright, so now I think we can start the actual fucking process
of this fucking bitch or whatever
(〇□〇）
[Evie laughing like the bitch she is]
(´；Д；｀)
Alright, so now we should be able to open- YES!
Heeey its a...
Oh it's a dog!
Doghead!
Is it all of them?
Okay- we need one- it's okay.
It's alright.
S- it works. Great! Fantastic!
Excellent!
We're doing great
Now we just have to make sure that we don't die
Are you with me?
That's right!
Hell yeah motherfucker
Okay...
Here we go....
DaaddyyyYyYYy?
I hope it's not his penis...
I hope it's not his penis.
Gr8!
How the fuck do we get outta here
It doesn't sound very pleasant
It sounds like some weird hentai shit happening in there
Oh shit this door is open now!
Aw shit
WTF?!
Where is she?
There she is! Oh my god
Nooo don't come up!
NOOOO
Awww fuck-
Fuck youuuuuu
Eveline?
FUCK OFF LADY!
Oh my god.
Wot is she doin?
Is she fighting her own...
...vomit?
That's a new one
Ah for fuck's sake fuck off
Yes!- I mean, no!
ok.
Now's our chance
Now's our chance!
Go go go go go go go go go
Aww no!
Ohhh fuck!
AAAAAHHH shit! I'm sorry mom!
[bitch slap]
AHH she bitch slapped me! ;-;
Noooo!
Fuck that's so creepy!
God damnit.
oh my god
nope
Oh god
Fuck her!
[breathing intensifies]
What she don't like sneakers? What the hell, man?
Have you seen my yeezys?
Oh god don't come here
There it is
I'm going for it!
I'm fucking going for it!
Please for the love of God
Oh my god
Go go go go go go go go go go
GOOO OPEN TEH DOOOOOR
CLOSE THE DOOOOR
I CAN'T SeEeEE ANYTHIN
I'M RUNNIN
THIS CAN'T BE REaAAL
Oh god where's the trailer?
There it is!
Fuck is it blocked?
There it is!
ok!
WOOOOOO
ALRI--
Hey what da fuck?!
Oh shit, it's Mia!
What do you got there?
Oh it-
"Hey pewdiepie!"
"I'm your biggest fan!"
Great!
[Reading text]
I can't move.
[That bitch again] No
No.
boo
HUAGGGHHHhhhh
I fuckin hate her!
What happened?
What hap-
Oh!
Oh it's daylight!
And it's nice...
ooooh...
OOOOOOOHHHH
NO!
[hai bitch]
Ohhh dude, that's creepy!
[sigh]
[applause]
That's cool!
So that was the backstory of what happened to the family of Resident Evil-
That's really cool! I love to see that kind of backstory
[Reading text]
And so... it began!
Really cool!
That's really cool!
I hope you guys enjoyed these DLCs
I think it's so cool to play
There are like a couple like-that are fun to-
Fuck around with. But I don't I ah- I'll- I'll cover them but-
If you enjoyed, please leave a like. I really appreciate it
And let me know and as always....
[kiss]
Thank you for watching
STAY AWESOME BROS!
I can't believe I stayed late writing for this shit