WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:00.940 Hey. 00:00:00.940 --> 00:00:02.160 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:03.280 Where's the anime avatars? 00:00:03.460 --> 00:00:05.620 "Uh.. I does she count as anime?" 00:00:05.860 --> 00:00:08.920 Quick. Quick where's the ani- anime? 00:00:09.300 --> 00:00:10.580 "Oh my god no nO." 00:00:10.580 --> 00:00:11.520 "Just give me a second mate." 00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:12.380 I need the anime avatars. 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:15.120 "You need to move o-" 00:00:15.120 --> 00:00:16.642 Hurry up! "Can't take you there..." 00:00:17.680 --> 00:00:18.720 "Cant take you there!" 00:00:18.840 --> 00:00:22.560 [Screaming] 00:00:26.200 --> 00:00:28.180 Hey hey hey, where's the anime girls? 00:00:29.980 --> 00:00:36.500 Take me to him. *Creeper* "Would you like some help sir?" Yes, please, I'm stuck help. Oh. 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:40.820 Thank you. Thank you so much Finally. OH, sorry. 00:00:41.380 --> 00:00:47.240 *Creeper* "I will take you to the light." Okay. Can you pull, pull god damn it? Pull. EGH 00:00:48.440 --> 00:00:49.560 *Creeper* "I'm trying." 00:00:49.860 --> 00:00:54.440 PULL IT OUT! EHBLEGHEGHEGHEEEEEEE [Screaming] [Or being possessed by a demon] 00:00:55.780 --> 00:00:58.020 I guess I'm stuck on the ground forever. 00:00:59.540 --> 00:01:05.140 "You can do it." It worked everyone yaaaay! Now, where is the anime? 00:01:05.140 --> 00:01:06.360 "Hey SaladAss." 00:01:06.360 --> 00:01:07.160 *Puberty Pewds* What up man? 00:01:07.160 --> 00:01:10.640 "What's your favorite whiskey?" It's none of your god *voice crack* damn business ok? [TRIGGERED] 00:01:11.600 --> 00:01:14.000 Why am I so fucking short." No you're not." 00:01:14.580 --> 00:01:17.280 "You're just falling...You, moron.." Excuse me? 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:19.080 "Why you crawling get of your fucking ass." 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:23.180 D-don't... "Get up." I'm trying. "Get up." I can't! 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:29.160 "Are your legs failing you? Are your real life legs failing you? Grab onto something. Here grab my fucking hands." 00:01:29.800 --> 00:01:30.300 Oh? 00:01:31.480 --> 00:01:33.940 "No you're not getting that till you stand up." [Mouse talking indistinctly in background] 00:01:35.520 --> 00:01:37.520 You know what. 00:01:40.240 --> 00:01:44.160 Okay alright, okay, okay? "Ahh ahhh ahh" [Ear Rape Warning] EEEEEIIIIIIIII! 00:01:46.860 --> 00:01:50.500 What?! "Why are you a bloody robot?" Help me. Please. 00:01:51.700 --> 00:01:52.660 "Get the fuck up you moron!" 00:01:53.020 --> 00:01:58.980 Hey, hey, hey hey no need to swear. "No." No need to be so. "Now get up." I'm tryYying... 00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:03.460 "Now stop recording this nobody asked you to." 00:02:03.460 --> 00:02:06.000 I'm not doing anything... please... 00:02:06.240 --> 00:02:07.700 "I know you're recording because I'm recording." 00:02:07.700 --> 00:02:09.700 Eehe no no no y no no no ehie... 00:02:09.900 --> 00:02:11.360 "Step away from the vehicle." 00:02:11.360 --> 00:02:12.160 Eehhsschh... 00:02:12.160 --> 00:02:17.660 I just want it to be an anime girl. Hey level. [Smoochy] hey [smoochy]. 00:02:19.620 --> 00:02:20.740 How ya doin, huh? 00:02:21.600 --> 00:02:22.720 How ya doing level? 00:02:23.600 --> 00:02:24.240 Huh? Cmon. 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:26.400 "I'm doing good how are you doing?" 00:02:27.170 --> 00:02:29.170 Oh god it's another fucking trap! God daaymn. 00:02:30.460 --> 00:02:32.460 You look good. 00:02:32.620 --> 00:02:34.360 Can I... 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:36.320 Can I touch you? 00:02:36.320 --> 00:02:41.020 Can I, can I, just a little flick on the nose, please. 00:02:41.780 --> 00:02:44.000 Please I haven't found it in a long time. 00:02:47.660 --> 00:02:53.740 [Moaning] 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:57.140 Take me take me to your light. 00:02:57.980 --> 00:03:03.640 I want to be just like you. That's right I'll follow. Is it- is it through there? Through there? 00:03:04.850 --> 00:03:06.590 No? 00:03:06.590 --> 00:03:08.200 Yes or no. 00:03:09.620 --> 00:03:12.800 What are you trying to do? Oh gohegethre (Oh God- can I go through?) 00:03:13.720 --> 00:03:15.180 Hey, where's the anime girls? 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:23.760 Where's the anime girls? You. Where's the anime girls? Fast. "U talk to me?" 00:03:23.760 --> 00:03:25.980 Yes I'm talking to you where the anime girls? 00:03:26.220 --> 00:03:29.500 "I dunno bro... there's one right here, there's one right here!" 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:36.640 God dammit! Oh wow! Can I ride you? Hell yeah! Eh heh heh heh! 00:03:36.640 --> 00:03:38.460 Noo! Goh-wa ha ha ha! 00:03:38.460 --> 00:03:42.320 God daymn. Hey wonder lady. You want to snap me? Hey. 00:03:43.310 --> 00:03:44.989 Hey. 00:03:44.989 --> 00:03:46.549 Hello. 00:03:46.549 --> 00:03:50.500 'Scuse me you mind giving me a whip? Just a little whip, please? 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:52.260 *Demon* "SAYPLESE" 00:03:52.260 --> 00:03:53.900 Pleeeeease! *Demon singsong* "Noowaayyy" 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:59.600 Oh my god. What I gotta do here to just get a little whip on the ass. Eheh ts ts ts [snek laf]. 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:02.280 There we go. Thanks. 00:04:02.510 --> 00:04:03.950 FINally! 00:04:03.950 --> 00:04:09.550 Finally I'm an anime. Hey guys. Hello fellow anime fans. I am an anime as well. 00:04:09.550 --> 00:04:10.500 "Are you sure-h?" 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:13.580 Yes, of course I'm sure. You didn't see my... anime? 00:04:14.020 --> 00:04:18.680 "Yo guys guys guys guys guys, listen up, listen up please." 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:21.260 "This is for you my friends, this is for you." ['Gopnik' by DJ Blyatman plays] 00:04:21.260 --> 00:04:33.120 [Gopnik continues playing] 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:34.580 [Silence] 00:04:34.580 --> 00:04:41.840 [Suffer Music] 00:04:42.060 --> 00:04:44.380 How did this game get so fucking cancer? 00:04:44.640 --> 00:04:47.440 Oh my god, you can draw. That is so cool. 00:04:47.440 --> 00:04:51.700 [Indistinct chatter] 00:04:51.820 --> 00:04:52.460 Thank you 00:04:52.460 --> 00:04:56.100 [Chatter continues] 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:56.680 Alright 00:04:56.900 --> 00:05:05.300 [Manly Japanese speaking] 00:05:09.340 --> 00:05:13.760 Hey! Give that back right now! Give it back! Give it back! 00:05:13.760 --> 00:05:15.520 Hey. 00:05:15.520 --> 00:05:19.440 I'll fuck your wife. [Manly coward scream] Son of a bi-. 00:05:19.440 --> 00:05:21.440 [At the same time] "Why hello there" "Well hello there" "Hello there" 00:05:22.300 --> 00:05:23.300 Well hello there? 00:05:23.400 --> 00:05:24.400 [Multiple echoing] "Well hello there" Well hello there" Well hello there" 00:05:24.400 --> 00:05:25.400 Well hello there? 00:05:25.400 --> 00:05:27.140 [Multiple echoing] "Well hello there" Well hello there" Well hello there" 00:05:27.140 --> 00:05:32.720 Well hello there. *Siri* "Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang." 00:05:34.220 --> 00:05:37.700 "Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci-" [Speaking gibberish over Siri voice] 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:39.440 Mah bitch love do cocaine. (Respect your WAHMEN Pewds!) 00:05:39.440 --> 00:05:44.020 [Imitating Markiplier] HelloOo everybody my name is MaAaAarkiplier. 00:05:44.020 --> 00:05:46.020 "Oh dno I can't believe... [indistinct]" 00:05:46.100 --> 00:05:49.540 What the fuck? [Suffer music] "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" 00:05:50.639 --> 00:05:53.748 How much you bench, bro? "He benches me." He bench- 00:05:53.780 --> 00:05:57.760 Oh let me show me that shit dawg. I bet you couldn't even bench more than me. 00:05:59.520 --> 00:06:04.700 Aw you scaared now? You scayed? What is this all plastic? 00:06:04.700 --> 00:06:05.200 Hey. 00:06:05.489 --> 00:06:07.489 You see this? 00:06:07.500 --> 00:06:12.180 You see this? I kick the shit out of anyone. *Pubescent voice cracking* "Is that PewDiePie what the fuck?" 00:06:12.860 --> 00:06:16.000 No it's MaaaAAAaarkiplier....? 00:06:16.500 --> 00:06:19.880 "Oh... oh no it's Saladass, my bad I got confused." 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:23.200 Yeah that's right. That righ- its-. 00:06:23.200 --> 00:06:24.780 tseh 00:06:24.780 --> 00:06:26.780 "So-" What? Oh- Oh- 00:06:28.050 --> 00:06:30.500 Oki- eh- I- 00:06:31.040 --> 00:06:33.280 "Learn space-" I'm try- "Learn the way of the humans." 00:06:33.280 --> 00:06:35.280 I'm try- I can- ehhhhhh.... 00:06:35.500 --> 00:06:38.200 They- they- 00:06:41.880 --> 00:06:42.920 OHHHHH 00:06:42.980 --> 00:06:51.500 Someone touched mEH. Does any one of you wanna see me dance. "Yes, yes." You like this. 00:06:51.500 --> 00:06:53.500 "I like to -- you..." [Indistinct chatter] [Choking dragon screeches] 00:06:55.520 --> 00:06:56.480 You like this? 00:06:56.480 --> 00:06:58.480 "Please-" "Yeah-" 00:06:59.220 --> 00:07:01.580 Hey anime bitch get the fuck off this is my stage. 00:07:01.580 --> 00:07:08.000 [More chatter] "We don't need no anime chIcKs we got box o piiiiiiiiddsss(?) right heeaer!" 00:07:08.220 --> 00:07:09.100 That's right! 00:07:09.140 --> 00:07:10.020 That's right! 00:07:10.020 --> 00:07:11.320 [Many laughing] "We got got a can o beeeaaans!" 00:07:11.320 --> 00:07:14.280 Hey don't touch! That'll cost you. No, no, no. 00:07:14.280 --> 00:07:15.340 "Yeaeeh! Beaanns!" 00:07:15.340 --> 00:07:16.140 Get away boi! 00:07:16.760 --> 00:07:17.640 Fuckin' perv! 00:07:17.640 --> 00:07:18.740 "Alright alright hr heh" 00:07:18.740 --> 00:07:20.180 God damn watching you. 00:07:20.180 --> 00:07:21.000 *British* "It's fuckin liiit!" 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:24.500 What the fucks this... 00:07:25.340 --> 00:07:26.600 [Background] "Can we kill the alien?" 00:07:26.700 --> 00:07:27.580 Who said that? 00:07:27.620 --> 00:07:28.180 Racist! 00:07:29.760 --> 00:07:30.260 Racist! 00:07:30.260 --> 00:07:33.000 [Background] "I'm hungry! Hungry!" 00:07:33.500 --> 00:07:36.220 How did this game get so fucking cancer? 00:07:36.280 --> 00:07:37.760 Like out of nowhere. 00:07:37.760 --> 00:07:38.820 Guys guys I'm a virgin. 00:07:38.840 --> 00:07:40.840 Can someone, please help me. 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:41.620 God damn! 00:07:42.280 --> 00:07:44.100 Look etch'u! 00:07:44.100 --> 00:07:45.120 You're gorgeous! 00:07:45.440 --> 00:07:47.980 Wow, what is your name lil' girl? 00:07:47.980 --> 00:07:48.700 "PewDiePie." 00:07:48.700 --> 00:07:50.660 No its MaaaAAaarkiplier. 00:07:52.900 --> 00:07:53.400 Wow. 00:07:53.460 --> 00:07:55.560 "Yo, are you touching an under-aged girl?" 00:07:55.960 --> 00:07:57.520 No she's no- I'm not touching! 00:07:57.900 --> 00:07:59.900 It's not illegal! [Pop] AHGHHHH 00:08:00.260 --> 00:08:02.960 "Hey don't fucking touch an under-aged little girrrrl." 00:08:03.080 --> 00:08:04.200 "Yeah, why are you doing that?" 00:08:04.200 --> 00:08:07.240 I will touch as many under-aged girls that I want! 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:08.720 Alright? 00:08:08.780 --> 00:08:09.800 "Sounds like PewDiePie!" 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:11.280 No I'm MaaArkipli- 00:08:11.280 --> 00:08:11.860 [Chattering about Pewds] 00:08:11.860 --> 00:08:13.640 Oh my god, it's it's Maarkiplier... 00:08:14.140 --> 00:08:16.300 Is- it's Markiplier here! 00:08:16.300 --> 00:08:17.940 What are you talking about!? 00:08:18.880 --> 00:08:22.760 [Losing it] No it's not! It's not fucking PewDiePie I'm the Maaarkiplier! 00:08:22.860 --> 00:08:23.360 I'm done! [Laughing] 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:30.160 Okay, okay, all right. I won't touch any more anime girls. All right. I'm sor- What?! Put the gun down! 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:30.740 Thank you. 00:08:30.740 --> 00:08:32.740 Hey, hey knuckles girl. 00:08:33.080 --> 00:08:35.100 Show me how I can become like you. 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:37.740 Oh, my, fucking god. 00:08:37.940 --> 00:08:38.500 Oh, 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.060 [Loud Laughter] 00:08:43.060 --> 00:08:44.780 YEEEEEEAAHHHH 00:08:44.780 --> 00:08:46.620 "You're a fucking anime girl dude." 00:08:46.620 --> 00:08:48.400 Why you got a problem with anime girls? 00:08:49.960 --> 00:08:52.700 Hello there, I see you're an anime babe yourself. "Hello" 00:08:55.020 --> 00:08:55.640 Hello. 00:08:55.640 --> 00:08:57.660 *Mystical man* "I'm a can of beans and I can look up at your existence." 00:08:57.660 --> 00:09:02.880 Hey, don't look up anywhere don't all right? What the fuck are you? 00:09:04.340 --> 00:09:04.840 "Oh yes." 00:09:04.920 --> 00:09:08.540 Can I touch you? *Pervy sexual* "Mmm this is a good." Yes? 00:09:08.540 --> 00:09:09.740 "This is- this is good" This is good? 00:09:09.779 --> 00:09:12.859 "This is good. Pure." This is good? "Yeees." This is good? Yeah? 00:09:13.680 --> 00:09:15.680 You like this? 00:09:17.160 --> 00:09:17.660 "Yess." Uh huh? 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:19.100 "Deeper." Ah? 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:21.240 "Oh my god I can't see." 00:09:22.040 --> 00:09:23.000 "But, it's good." [Background bear] "What are you doing Pewdiepie??" 00:09:23.280 --> 00:09:25.520 Ey, ey! We not doing anything! 00:09:27.700 --> 00:09:29.700 What the fuck is my character? 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:36.400 Ey ey ey ey you got it wrong I eat you, you don't eat me all right? I'm not stretching out my arm 00:09:36.400 --> 00:09:37.720 what the fuck is this? 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:38.520 "I like eating ass." 00:09:38.520 --> 00:09:39.740 So do I. 00:09:39.800 --> 00:09:41.300 You like knuckles? 00:09:41.540 --> 00:09:43.600 [French] Eh ben.. Les enfants on s'en fout.. Ah ! [English] Well.. We don't care of children.. Ah ! 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:45.600 [French] Je m'a- je m'appelle knuckle. [English] I am- I am a knuckle. 00:09:45.600 --> 00:09:47.600 [French] Je voudrais.. [English] I'd like to.. [French] Quoi, tu t'appelles qui ? [English] What's your name ? 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:49.840 [French] Je voudrais une knuckles.. [English] I'd like to have a knuckles.. 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:50.600 [French]. Voulez-vous- 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:52.600 coucher avec Knuckle ? *Do you want to sleep with Knuckle ?* 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:54.600 [Chuckling] 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:56.600 Si ? *yes ?* Je suis sur le livechat ? *I am on the livechat ? 00:09:56.600 --> 00:09:57.800 "Non non non." ("No no no.") 00:09:57.900 --> 00:09:58.900 No. Oui oui oui. (Yes yes yes.) [French] "Non." ("No.") 00:09:58.900 --> 00:10:01.000 Oui oui ouiii. "Non non." (Yes yes yessss.) ("No no.") 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:03.400 Ohhhh. Tres bein. (Very good.) Ohhhh... "Nooooo...." 00:10:03.400 --> 00:10:07.400 Ohoohhh [Demonic French gibberish] 00:10:07.400 --> 00:10:09.400 Coucher avec knuckles! (You sleep with knuckles.(?)) 00:10:09.400 --> 00:10:11.000 Cos- [Tiny Frenchman scream] 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.000 Heh. Ouiouiouiouioui. (Yesyesyesyesyes.) 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:15.000 [Demonic Pewds] Ehhhhhhehhhhhhh. 00:10:15.800 --> 00:10:16.840 Ehh. 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:18.080 I got baguettes. 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:19.160 [Trying to demon French gibberish] 00:10:19.160 --> 00:10:19.660 Cmon. 00:10:19.660 --> 00:10:21.500 Mais c'est un enfant ? *But it's a children ?] [Also choking demon in the background?] 00:10:21.500 --> 00:10:23.720 Cmon. [Laughing] 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:25.720 Okay, I think that's enough VR Chat.