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Hey!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey!

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mana karakter anime nya

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Cepat, dimana animenya ?

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gua butuh animenya

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cepetan

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Hey hey hey, mana si gadis anime

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Bawa gue ke dia. 
Kamu ingin bantuan tuan?
Ya tolong gue nyangkut. Tolong

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Makasih, makasih banyak. Akhirnya. Oh sori

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Saya akan membawa anda ke cahaya.
Oke. Elu bisa jongkok, Jongkok anjerr

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jongkok sini EHBLEGHEGHEGHEEEEEEE

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Gue pikir gue nyangkut di tanah

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Berhasil cuy! Yeeee.... Sekarang mana si cewek anime?

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Oy SaladAss,

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apaan bro ?

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apa Whiskey favoritmu?

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Bukan urusanmu

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anjirt kok gua pendek amat

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nggak lu kagak pendek , lu cuman lagi merangkang di lantai (apa?) angkat bokong lu , berdiri (gua cuba)

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(gua kaga bisa) Kaki loe lumpuh? Sini. Pegang sesuatu. Pegang tangan gue

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Enggak. Loe nggak bakal dapetin itu sampe lu dah berdiri

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Loe tau?

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Oke, Yak, oke

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(apaan ?!) kok lu robot ? (tolong gua pls)

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berdiri lu anjeng

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Hey 3x , nggak perlu ngomong jorok (sekarang berdiri) dah gua coba

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Sekarang berhenti ngrekam ini lagian nggak ada yang minta

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gua ngga ngelakuin apa apa

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gua tau lu ngerekam soalnya gua juga ngerekam

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tolong minggir dari kendaraannya

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Gue cuma mau jadi cewe anime

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ey level , ey

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gimana kabarlu

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gimana kabarlu level ?

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ha ?

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sini

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gua baek baek aja lu gimana ?

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Ini cewek jadi jadiaan

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Loe sehat?

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Boleh nggak?

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Gue megang loe?

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Tolong.  cuman mencet hidung lu pls

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Plis. gue belum pernah ketemu yang kaya elu

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Bawa gue ke cahaya elu

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Gue pengen jadi kaya elu. Lewat sana?

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Bukan?

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Iya atau enggak?

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Ngapain loe?

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Oke gue masuk. Hey. mana si cewek anime?

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Mana si cewek anime?

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Loe. Ya elu. Mana cewek animenya?

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Loe ngomong ama gue?

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Iye gue ngomong ama elu. Mana si cewek anime?

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Gatau bro. Ada satu disini. Ada satu disini

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WUANJIR OH WAW

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bisa gua naikin ?

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MANTAP NJENG

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Hey wonder lady Loe mau nyentil gue?

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Uy

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Halo

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Permisi. Loe keberatan buat nyabet gue? Dikit aja

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gak

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PLISSSSSSSS

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gakkkk

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Ya Tuhan. Apa yang musti gue lakuin? Supaya dia mau nyabet gue?

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Nah ini dia

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Akhirnya

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Akhirnya gue anime. Helo para fans anime. Saya juga anime.

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masak ?

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Jelas. Loe nggak liat anime gue?

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yo kawan  5x

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dengerin gua

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ini buat lu bro

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*DUGEM BRO*

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*MGSV*(kenapa kita disini cuman menderita setiap malam...)

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Gimana caranya game ini bisa jadi game kanker? Loe bisa gambar? Keren abis.

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IS MEH MARIO

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makasih

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oke

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gua kaga belajar jepang di sekolah

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Hey. Kembaliin. Kembaliin sekarang! Kembaliin!

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Kembaliin. Gw Ng*nt*tin istri loe

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dasar bangsat

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Halo.

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kabhabksbdka (apaan si gajelas) Bini gue suka nyimeng.

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*niru markiplir*

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anjret 
*disetel lagi*

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Seberapa gede kualitas (?) loe?

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Biarkan gue ngeliatin. Gue berani taruhan loe gabisa bench (?) lebih dari gue

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(btw bench itu bisa dibilang kek otot , maksud dari si pewds itu kek pamer otot)

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Ah. loe takut? Loe takut itu semua plastik?

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Liat ini?

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Liat ini? Gue ngehajar semua orang

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Itu Pewdiepie? WTF?

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Bukan. Ini Maaaaaaarkiplier.(oh itu saladass sori gua bingung) yak betul

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Jadi.
Apaan?

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Oke

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(close fist , mempelajari jadi manusia)

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OOOOOh.... Ada yang grepe gue... Ada yang mau ngeliat gue joget?

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Oy. Anime. Pegi ga loe? Ini panggung gue

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kita kaga butuh cewek anime , kita dah punya banyak cewek disini

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yak betul

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ey jangan di pegeng

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lu harus bayar

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pergi nak

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dasar cabul

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gua awasin lu

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mantap njeng

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apa apaan ??

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bisa nggak kita ngebunuh aliennya?

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sapa tadi yang bilang?

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rasis

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gua lapar!

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lapar

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kok game ini nambah gila ,

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kek datang dari mana

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guys guys , gua perawan

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Ada yang bisa ngebantu gue?

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anjet

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liat dirimu

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lu cantik

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wah

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sapa nama mu ?

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Pewdiepie.
Bukan ini maaarkiplier

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wah

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pergi lu , lu baru aja ngrepe cewek di bawah umur

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kaga gua kaga ngrepe

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ini kaga ilegal

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dimonitasi yutup njeng

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hey jangan pernah ngerepe cewek di bawah umur

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iya kenapa lu ?

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gua bakal ngrepe cewek dibawah umur sebanyak banyaknya

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suaranya kek pewdiepie

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kaga gua markiplir

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dia pewdiepie

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gua marklipir

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cius gua ini marklipir

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sumpah gua bukan pewdiepie gua ini marklipir

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Oke oke. Gue gabakal grepe grepe cewek anime. apaan? Taro pistolnya

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Ey ey. Cewek Knuckles

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Tunjukin gimana caranya gue bisa jadi kaya elu

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wuanjerrr

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lu sekarang dah jadi cewek anime

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kenape? Masalah?

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hallo , gua liat lu persis kek cewek anime

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Halo.

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Hey. Jangan cari gue dimanapun

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Gw isa nyentuh loe?

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Enyak. Enyak. Enyak?

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Loe suka?

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semakin dalam

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anjer gua kaga bisa liat

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lu lagi ngapain pewdiepie ?

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ey ey kita kaga ngelakuin apa apa

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anjir karakter gua

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Ey ey ey. Loe salah.gua makan lu , Loe ga makan gw

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gua kaga merentangin tangan gua Apaan nih?

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Gw suka makan pantat.
Gw juga

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Loe suka knuckles

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nama gua knuckles

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lu berani ?

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lu berani sama knuckles ?

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kamu mau tidur bareng knuckles ?

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mau ?

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oui ? (mau mau ?)

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nggak nggak

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ohh bagus , (ohh nooooooo)

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tidur dengan knuckles

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oui oui oui oui (oke oke oke)

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btw udah ada yang ngartiin selain gua , dan gua cuman nambahin dan mbenerin doang

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oke gua udahan maen VR CHAT