WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.000 Hey how it's going bros 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:02.500 My name is 00:00:02.500 --> 00:00:03.000 Pewdiepie 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.940 Michonne, was the shittiest shit I have ever played 00:00:06.840 --> 00:00:10.840 So bad, it made me wanna never play another Telltale game in my life again. 00:00:10.840 --> 00:00:12.200 But here we are 00:00:12.200 --> 00:00:14.840 You got one more chance Telltale 00:00:14.840 --> 00:00:16.400 You got one more chance... 00:00:16.400 --> 00:00:18.840 They added a new feature, so that you bros 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:21.660 Can watch and make decisions along with me 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:24.420 I dont know what the fuck it means, 00:00:24.580 --> 00:00:26.840 but i'm curious and a 1000 people are here 00:00:26.840 --> 00:00:28.840 And then a thou- 7000 are watching 00:00:28.840 --> 00:00:30.840 This is pretty cool. Lets start this episode. 00:00:30.840 --> 00:00:32.840 OHHHHHH buddy boy 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:34.460 Am I excited 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:36.840 Are you bros excited? Join in on the crowd play 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:38.840 at any moment, we got a thousand people. 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:42.800 [Reading text-on screen] 00:00:42.840 --> 00:00:44.840 Fucking lie 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:46.840 You lie, its always the same ending Telltale 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:48.840 You built this up for me. 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:50.840 *helicopter sounds* 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:52.840 I feel like Telltale is a girlfriend that cheated on me 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:54.840 OK? I'm still hurt. 00:00:55.840 --> 00:00:57.840 But I love Batman 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:58.600 There would- 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:00.840 It would be a shame if they ruin batman for me 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:02.620 [Laugh] 00:01:02.620 --> 00:01:05.200 Batman is like the only comic book hero I actually care about 00:01:05.420 --> 00:01:06.000 You know what 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:08.840 Batman was already ruined by Ben Affleck 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:10.140 Okay...here we are 00:01:10.140 --> 00:01:11.580 00:01:11.860 --> 00:01:13.680 Great 00:01:13.680 --> 00:01:15.680 He`s already dead 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:17.280 That was my favourite character 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:18.360 And now he`s dead 00:01:18.360 --> 00:01:20.360 I should stop playing now 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:23.120 Ummmmm.....okay..well 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:27.740 Is that Trump in the back 00:01:27.740 --> 00:01:29.740 I swear I saw Trump in the back 00:01:30.220 --> 00:01:30.720 What is That? 00:01:30.720 --> 00:01:32.560 The love child of Trump? And... 00:01:32.900 --> 00:01:33.580 "Get it open!" 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:34.560 "On it." 00:01:35.420 --> 00:01:36.740 That wrestling guy? 00:01:36.740 --> 00:01:37.760 What the fuck? 00:01:37.820 --> 00:01:38.740 "Hey, you think he's going to show?" 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:40.260 "We'll bring the whole godamn place down." 00:01:40.260 --> 00:01:41.340 "Stay focused!" 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:45.120 Pewds: [stuttering] At tatan a...a...a...a...tataaa in-game: "We'll be out of here before anyone can stop us." 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:48.200 There we go 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:54.120 Fuck you guys. 00:01:54.860 --> 00:01:55.460 Oh My God 00:01:55.460 --> 00:01:56.800 What The Fuck is happening? 00:01:59.940 --> 00:02:00.840 What is happening? 00:02:03.300 --> 00:02:04.840 I'm so confused! 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:06.840 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:07.800 (BOOM) 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:08.840 (sound of elevator going down) 00:02:10.160 --> 00:02:10.840 Stop Voting! 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:12.620 00:02:12.660 --> 00:02:13.960 Who's voting me down? 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:16.840 00:02:18.040 --> 00:02:19.620 Why would you vote me down? 00:02:19.620 --> 00:02:20.220 You assholes! 00:02:27.620 --> 00:02:29.760 Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:42.440 There He is 00:02:42.440 --> 00:02:43.640 A little Batty boo 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:48.120 I wonder who the main villain's gonna be in this batman 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:49.360 Why is it on 00:02:49.640 --> 00:02:51.620 I`m using a Fucking key......Alright 00:02:51.620 --> 00:02:52.300 Alright 00:02:52.300 --> 00:02:53.600 I guess we were playing with the keyboard then 00:02:55.080 --> 00:02:55.580 See guys 00:02:55.580 --> 00:02:57.400 I got to press "E" twice 00:02:58.400 --> 00:02:59.780 Really enjoying this so far 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:02.260 (Suspension Intensifies) 00:03:04.940 --> 00:03:05.520 Oh 00:03:06.060 --> 00:03:06.860 Huh?? 00:03:08.300 --> 00:03:09.460 Like what? E- 00:03:09.460 --> 00:03:12.400 Surely you know about Batman if you're a criminal 00:03:12.700 --> 00:03:14.700 In Gotham 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.080 Is it me or is it playing slower? 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:24.800 But it should 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.800 It should be smoother now 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:27.340 Nope, never mind 00:03:27.340 --> 00:03:28.740 Hey! we're naked! 00:03:29.140 --> 00:03:29.640 Best game 00:03:30.480 --> 00:03:31.880 This changes everything 00:03:42.220 --> 00:03:43.060 Sure is 00:03:47.040 --> 00:03:49.120 Ok so now i see what you guys vote 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:51.200 Fucking hell 00:03:51.500 --> 00:03:53.400 They need something to fear 00:03:54.220 --> 00:03:55.980 What a fucking cluster-fuck 00:03:57.840 --> 00:03:58.780 YEA THATS THE POINT 00:04:00.760 --> 00:04:01.260 Huh 00:04:03.220 --> 00:04:03.740 So Weird 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:07.680 I have a good PC alright 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:11.160 I blame the game if it's not running good 00:04:14.320 --> 00:04:17.320 What's the point of me being here if ya'll just playin the game 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:23.520 I got to press E twice so far it was really fun ok 00:04:30.200 --> 00:04:33.720 Ayy im sliding lef- right, right I knew that was right 00:04:39.200 --> 00:04:40.960 Ohhh no not his best friend 00:04:44.740 --> 00:04:47.060 Batman has already set up the trap 00:04:47.400 --> 00:04:48.740 Oh i get to shoot him in the ass 00:04:51.520 --> 00:04:52.240 There it is 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:54.200 Got his ass 00:04:58.300 --> 00:04:58.940 Ankle... whatever, okay 00:05:05.300 --> 00:05:06.880 Sliding up *Laughs* 00:05:11.400 --> 00:05:12.400 You guys are fucked 00:05:15.280 --> 00:05:16.420 Oh, of course 00:05:17.180 --> 00:05:17.880 My own shit... 00:05:18.860 --> 00:05:19.740 Bad shit 00:05:23.840 --> 00:05:26.160 Its super smelly, super effective 00:05:27.320 --> 00:05:28.740 Hell yeah... going up! 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:33.500 Uh- They are wearing gas masks, how are they coughing? Come on.. 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:40.340 Yeah, just shoot into nothing 00:05:42.900 --> 00:05:44.440 Oh its batang time.. bitch! 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:47.840 Aww.. come on, I was hoping it would hit his head 00:05:47.840 --> 00:05:49.440 Oh yeah.. Batman doesn't kill people 00:05:50.140 --> 00:05:50.840 Fucking pussy 00:05:53.860 --> 00:05:55.040 Ohh hell.. 00:05:55.300 --> 00:05:56.260 To-the-yeah! 00:06:03.380 --> 00:06:03.880 Alright. 00:06:07.080 --> 00:06:07.580 OHHH! 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:08.860 Bad ass 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:13.320 I'm getting slightly homoerotic.. feelings between them.. is that weird? 00:06:13.400 --> 00:06:14.060 Going up 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:17.800 This is fucking laggy as shit 00:06:18.820 --> 00:06:19.940 How am I suppose- 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:21.800 Can't even see whats happening 00:06:23.300 --> 00:06:24.800 What's the bat meter there? 00:06:24.900 --> 00:06:25.400 You see it in the- 00:06:25.400 --> 00:06:27.400 Is there like an action meter or something? 00:06:28.620 --> 00:06:30.020 If I perform well? 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:36.800 Yeah seems like it 00:06:37.300 --> 00:06:38.500 Alright, I gotta do well then 00:06:39.200 --> 00:06:40.500 Alright, I'm focused 00:06:40.500 --> 00:06:42.500 I can do this, it's almost maxed out 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:45.500 Oh it is maxed out! What happens now? 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:47.500 BATTY'S ON FIRE! 00:06:49.400 --> 00:06:50.500 Hell yeah! 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:55.500 I like that little bit of camo he has on his chest seems very useful 00:06:55.500 --> 00:06:56.800 Uhhhhh 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:57.500 Uhhh- 00:06:57.500 --> 00:06:59.500 Finishing blow 00:06:59.500 --> 00:07:01.500 Nailed it :) 00:07:01.500 --> 00:07:02.500 What did he say D: 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:04.300 Did I finish my missing blow- 00:07:04.500 --> 00:07:05.000 I DIED?! 00:07:05.500 --> 00:07:07.000 What?? 00:07:07.100 --> 00:07:07.600 What? 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:08.300 Get outta- 00:07:08.340 --> 00:07:09.400 Get outta here 00:07:09.500 --> 00:07:10.000 Get out- 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:11.800 Just cos I missed my- 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:12.800 Whatever 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:13.800 Alright there we go 00:07:15.300 --> 00:07:16.800 Now that's what I call a Brofist :D 00:07:21.900 --> 00:07:22.400 Who- 00:07:22.400 --> 00:07:24.400 Who's disliking? :( 00:07:25.200 --> 00:07:26.400 Fucking hell 00:07:29.900 --> 00:07:31.140 Oh hello *lenny face* 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:35.400 No behind you girl 00:07:35.400 --> 00:07:35.900 MmmMmm 00:07:41.400 --> 00:07:42.900 No get the money 00:07:49.900 --> 00:07:50.400 Come on 00:07:50.400 --> 00:07:51.300 Get that ass bat 00:07:54.900 --> 00:07:56.300 Bat is comin for the booty 00:07:56.900 --> 00:07:57.400 Come on Batty 00:07:58.700 --> 00:07:59.200 oh 00:08:06.100 --> 00:08:07.200 Goddamn cops >:( 00:08:07.900 --> 00:08:09.200 Ain't got time for you 00:08:13.900 --> 00:08:15.000 Oh, nice shot on his tits 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:23.000 Batman has bigger tits than most girls 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:25.500 That's impressive 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:31.700 Listen I'm just sayin' 00:08:36.900 --> 00:08:37.900 OHHHHHHHH! 00:08:37.900 --> 00:08:39.900 OHOHOHHH! 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:41.500 Hell yeah! 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:55.200 Okay, it's time for you bros to vote 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:56.900 I do it for the thrill 00:08:56.900 --> 00:08:57.700 come on! 00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:02.100 That's right! 00:09:02.900 --> 00:09:03.700 He's kinky *lenny face* 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:14.700 Listen- 00:09:14.700 --> 00:09:16.700 I'm getting serious, shitty anime vibes from- 00:09:16.700 --> 00:09:17.200 batwoman- 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:18.700 No catwoman...I mean... 00:09:18.700 --> 00:09:19.700 whatever 00:09:19.900 --> 00:09:21.700 Alright we're fighting her now 00:09:24.200 --> 00:09:25.700 It's kinda hard cos it's so laggy but- 00:09:25.700 --> 00:09:27.700 I'll try my best, okay :) 00:09:27.700 --> 00:09:28.200 (thanks felix) 00:09:31.900 --> 00:09:32.400 Ha-ha! 00:09:35.900 --> 00:09:36.400 Alright 00:09:36.400 --> 00:09:36.900 Moving in 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:38.660 I like that there's a lot of action so far 00:09:47.300 --> 00:09:47.900 Oh it's time 00:09:51.300 --> 00:09:52.900 Did I fuck up the meter or something? 00:09:54.400 --> 00:09:55.400 I thought I did pretty well 00:09:55.400 --> 00:09:55.960 I mean- 00:09:57.500 --> 00:09:58.000 Oh! That's r- 00:09:58.000 --> 00:09:58.500 OHHH! 00:09:58.500 --> 00:09:59.500 OHOHOOOOH! 00:09:59.900 --> 00:10:01.300 BattyBoo 00:10:01.900 --> 00:10:02.400 OW! 00:10:03.880 --> 00:10:04.540 Bitch! 00:10:17.500 --> 00:10:18.460 come on batty boo 00:10:19.040 --> 00:10:20.240 Get that bootyboo 00:10:21.180 --> 00:10:22.660 c- OHHHOOO right in the ovaries 00:10:24.980 --> 00:10:27.460 OHH finish finish please 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:29.960 no c'mon lemme finish it 00:10:32.920 --> 00:10:33.580 come on 00:10:36.040 --> 00:10:38.780 hehehheheheh what the fuck 00:10:40.780 --> 00:10:42.220 what the fuck is that? 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:45.880 Oh im gonna shoot you now... nevermind 00:10:47.380 --> 00:10:49.060 oh! Got her anyway, great 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:49.780 great 00:10:50.300 --> 00:10:51.040 great 00:10:51.980 --> 00:10:55.000 great im glad I get- hey don't dislike me 00:10:55.140 --> 00:10:56.500 okay I fucking tried 00:10:57.300 --> 00:10:59.060 this is pretty cool so far! 00:10:59.840 --> 00:11:02.480 shoot all of them c'mon shoot all of them 00:11:08.340 --> 00:11:09.060 hell yeah! 00:11:09.340 --> 00:11:10.220 look at this! 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:12.000 look at this! 00:11:12.340 --> 00:11:13.640 that is flawless 00:11:14.180 --> 00:11:15.460 ah- shi- okay got it 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:17.920 That's what you fucking get 00:11:22.760 --> 00:11:23.500 uhh 00:11:24.460 --> 00:11:26.140 did I do it? I think I did it 00:11:27.700 --> 00:11:29.200 OH! what is he doin 00:11:29.460 --> 00:11:30.960 WHAT IS HE DOIN 00:11:32.100 --> 00:11:35.460 Oh no not her purse you fucked up if you got her purse 00:11:40.520 --> 00:11:43.080 why is it 20fps that's what I wanna know 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:53.920 oh no 00:11:57.840 --> 00:11:58.880 what an asshole 00:12:00.820 --> 00:12:02.580 why would you shoot there? 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:06.000 im sorry but her butt is so glossy 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:06.800 I cant 00:12:06.940 --> 00:12:09.500 i wonder how much time they spend on that glossy butt 00:12:10.680 --> 00:12:12.680 i can respect that.. oh its its 00:12:12.680 --> 00:12:15.900 see, i didn't even click again and it just did it anyway 00:12:16.800 --> 00:12:17.520 fantastic 00:12:18.880 --> 00:12:21.840 why dot you just give me more time aha like... 00:12:23.320 --> 00:12:25.060 OHHHHOOOOO 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:27.400 Batty's flying 00:12:31.020 --> 00:12:32.860 Oh we're gonna use the thing 00:12:34.020 --> 00:12:34.980 that's so cool 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:44.520 ah fuck her 00:12:44.700 --> 00:12:45.600 hahahaha 00:12:47.160 --> 00:12:48.360 ughh okay fine 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:51.000 just cut your fucking nails! 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:51.700 okay? 00:12:52.420 --> 00:12:53.540 its disgusting! 00:12:58.320 --> 00:13:01.280 oh wow now we know who she is cause the glasses 00:13:03.060 --> 00:13:05.460 well i guess now we have to go to bed ;) 00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:06.660 uhhh... 00:13:07.220 --> 00:13:08.980 don't struggle you'll fall 00:13:09.300 --> 00:13:10.100 i don't know 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:15.880 okay that makes more sense 00:13:20.580 --> 00:13:21.560 im a bat 00:13:23.940 --> 00:13:25.920 HEY WHAT A FUCKING BITCH 00:13:26.260 --> 00:13:27.780 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?! 00:13:27.920 --> 00:13:28.740 oh nice 00:13:30.140 --> 00:13:31.020 noice 00:13:33.420 --> 00:13:34.680 that butt 00:13:35.520 --> 00:13:37.600 batty, its time to go home batty 00:13:38.420 --> 00:13:39.860 its time to go home... 00:13:39.920 --> 00:13:41.520 are you guys tryna vote? 00:13:58.160 --> 00:13:59.100 ohhh 00:14:01.340 --> 00:14:03.400 HOOOOOOOOO 00:14:06.260 --> 00:14:09.680 and by saving the city you get all the bitches 00:14:09.820 --> 00:14:13.560 uh.. im gong to turn off crowd play cause' i think its just kinda annoying 00:14:13.560 --> 00:14:15.220 if you all can give me a second 00:14:16.100 --> 00:14:19.720 ugghh that feels so much better Jesus Christ 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:46.100 I feel like I would be a great politician like I could bullshit people 00:14:46.260 --> 00:14:47.120 so well 00:14:48.260 --> 00:14:49.620 hahah 00:14:52.460 --> 00:14:54.360 V-Vote pewdiepie 00:14:54.980 --> 00:14:56.740 I'l make youtube great again 00:14:58.900 --> 00:15:00.180 I swear 00:15:00.780 --> 00:15:01.740 uhh... 00:15:02.720 --> 00:15:05.600 what the fu-... YOU DONT EVEN GIVE ME THE OPTIONS! 00:15:05.600 --> 00:15:06.960 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! 00:15:07.280 --> 00:15:08.800 THATS SO AWKWARD OHHHH 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:12.520 WHAT THE F-F-F-UCKKK 00:15:14.120 --> 00:15:15.720 what the fuck was that?! 00:15:17.340 --> 00:15:19.040 YOu can't do that to me! 00:15:21.340 --> 00:15:22.820 What the fu-uck 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:25.500 oh my God 00:15:27.460 --> 00:15:28.540 stupid game! 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:31.300 stupid game Didn't let me pick! 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:37.460 are we just going to keep giving him the silent treatment? 00:15:45.560 --> 00:15:48.440 can you just be silent throughout the game? 00:15:49.020 --> 00:15:51.820 sorry that's just funny to me I wanna try it 00:15:53.380 --> 00:15:54.580 phaha why... WHY! 00:15:55.220 --> 00:15:56.340 why is that- phaa 00:16:07.160 --> 00:16:08.940 Silence is golden! 00:16:09.460 --> 00:16:10.420 that's right! 00:16:16.380 --> 00:16:18.540 guess ill just drink pfttt hahah 00:16:26.520 --> 00:16:27.880 pffttt what the fuck 00:16:28.340 --> 00:16:29.460 full mute run 00:16:36.280 --> 00:16:36.840 ohhh man 00:16:39.340 --> 00:16:40.260 Jesus 00:16:40.800 --> 00:16:45.120 cringe compilation gameplay... like how is h still talking to me 00:16:54.620 --> 00:16:56.360 HA... NO 00:16:56.540 --> 00:16:58.240 NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO 00:16:58.740 --> 00:17:00.420 what is he talking about? 00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:02.860 DAMMMIT 00:17:03.380 --> 00:17:04.900 I wanted a full mute run 00:17:07.740 --> 00:17:11.080 oay fine... i wont, i wont ill stop 00:17:20.360 --> 00:17:21.740 Oh man 00:17:27.700 --> 00:17:29.540 ah they seem so interesting 00:17:53.040 --> 00:17:54.100 pahahaha 00:17:54.740 --> 00:17:57.140 im sorry, im sorry i cant help myself 00:18:00.700 --> 00:18:03.020 oh ill show you action later hunny! 00:18:03.260 --> 00:18:04.620 don't worry bout' it 00:18:32.900 --> 00:18:35.100 I'll show you something golden lady 00:18:41.040 --> 00:18:43.780 oh now its on the uhhh,,, 00:18:47.820 --> 00:18:49.700 now i can use my k- uhhh... 00:18:51.360 --> 00:18:53.420 i don't know i just did a face y'know 00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:56.280 he d- haha 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:12.980 are they talking about Arkham asylum? 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:23.420 awww bruce is sad 00:19:23.860 --> 00:19:25.520 bruce remembered 00:19:26.020 --> 00:19:27.380 his friends are dead 00:19:32.120 --> 00:19:34.920 oh thanks for bringing it up asshole 00:19:41.300 --> 00:19:42.380 i can't 00:19:43.320 --> 00:19:46.320 i would actually be silent if somebody talked to me like this sooo.. 00:19:51.620 --> 00:19:53.760 that guy has bigger tits than batman 00:19:53.760 --> 00:19:55.820 like he looks more buff.. seriously 00:19:55.820 --> 00:19:59.880 is he a bad guy.. he must be a bad guy there's no way they would make someone that buff 00:20:10.840 --> 00:20:15.020 oh it's Harvey he's Harvey... okay my bad 00:20:15.300 --> 00:20:16.560 im an idiot 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:19.000 it just didn't look like him 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:27.680 ohhhhh 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:29.720 is that catwoman!? 00:20:29.900 --> 00:20:30.780 is that her!? 00:20:43.780 --> 00:20:45.060 that's right BITCH 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:46.880 you got shut down! 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:51.680 or we can talk in te bedroom... if yo know what i mean ;) 00:20:55.060 --> 00:20:57.540 sorry.. i just did a lot of coke before 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:02.660 what did her hair do? Just flip around Jesus. 00:21:16.180 --> 00:21:18.520 ohhh my god he's bald. 00:21:19.120 --> 00:21:21.480 I... love bald people 00:21:54.900 --> 00:21:56.400 Umm, what should I vote? 00:21:57.360 --> 00:21:59.640 I guess "I'm trusting you, Harvey?" 00:22:11.500 --> 00:22:14.100 Yes? Yes that was a word of warning. 00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:18.500 Oh, you were talking to me. 00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:38.700 Agreed, actually. Looks like shit. 00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:59.400 [Deep voice] Oh, oh. 00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:04.700 [Quietly] Wha- I- 00:23:04.700 --> 00:23:07.720 Fine, just shake his hand, what's the big deal? 00:23:16.300 --> 00:23:18.000 What do ya guys think, did I make the right decision there? 00:23:19.180 --> 00:23:21.780 Why wouldn't I? Eh- That would be like the silent thing 00:23:23.500 --> 00:23:25.760 Seems like a lot of you didn't want me to cr- [Chuckle] 00:23:26.560 --> 00:23:27.280 Dammit! 00:23:36.280 --> 00:23:37.620 Bruce? 00:23:44.560 --> 00:23:45.800 he's my man 00:24:23.040 --> 00:24:24.900 I'd say you can do both 00:24:25.320 --> 00:24:26.520 that's right 00:24:27.260 --> 00:24:30.360 You're the one that talks too much, jesus christ 00:24:36.380 --> 00:24:40.320 ummm have you heard of... jesus? 00:24:51.840 --> 00:24:54.060 i'll give you an ingestion? ohhhhh 00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:02.880 I'll chop your dick if you want 00:25:07.180 --> 00:25:09.180 That's right, Falcone! 00:25:10.840 --> 00:25:12.440 You're being an asshole 00:25:18.180 --> 00:25:19.600 fucking roasted him 00:25:28.340 --> 00:25:29.500 oh wow 00:25:33.260 --> 00:25:35.240 yeah that's definitely how balls move 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:36.800 what the fuhahahck 00:25:36.800 --> 00:25:38.340 they don't even spin 00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:43.880 it reminds me of the episode with th-- 00:25:43.900 --> 00:25:46.480 Rick and Morty when they were in their simulation 00:25:58.120 --> 00:26:01.680 look I'm only talking to you because Harvey 00:26:10.360 --> 00:26:13.400 I understand you wanna get inside this tuxedo, jesus 00:26:20.300 --> 00:26:24.440 oh yea? oh you can shake my---dick 00:26:27.020 --> 00:26:29.020 yea that's right 00:26:35.140 --> 00:26:36.520 now kiss! 00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:41.540 That guy has a lot of chins, I can respect that 00:26:45.500 --> 00:26:47.500 Never trust a man with no chin 00:26:57.520 --> 00:27:00.720 IT WASN'T FOR SALE IN THE BEGINNING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE 00:27:04.140 --> 00:27:06.140 hell yea we played that bitch 00:27:10.020 --> 00:27:12.020 are you proud of me papa? 00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:14.620 I told them I-- THAT WAS THE INTRO?? 00:27:14.760 --> 00:27:15.820 WHAT THE FUCK 00:27:20.180 --> 00:27:22.580 ok great now I know why everyone has no chin 00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:29.040 is that silly thing? jesus christ 00:27:32.740 --> 00:27:34.740 where are we ? in an elevator? 00:27:36.780 --> 00:27:38.780 we're going to the bat cave 00:27:39.200 --> 00:27:43.260 and we get to see the redness of the bat cave that we selected in the beginning 00:27:43.260 --> 00:27:45.700 i can't wait to see how red my bat cave is gonna be 00:27:52.020 --> 00:27:54.020 see this is how I want my house to be 00:27:54.680 --> 00:27:56.400 this is how i want my youtube setup 00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.980 guys shut up with the [] jesus christ 00:27:59.500 --> 00:28:01.160 hey look it's red 00:28:01.220 --> 00:28:02.200 wow 00:28:03.780 --> 00:28:05.780 ohh now we know which episode it was 00:28:06.940 --> 00:28:09.360 after thirty minutes? how long is this episode? 00:28:09.660 --> 00:28:10.960 jesus christ 00:28:24.620 --> 00:28:26.940 ahhh should have picked blue 00:28:32.100 --> 00:28:34.640 what's this? we got tickets 00:28:36.120 --> 00:28:37.280 to what? 00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:41.680 is that a ticket to my parents? 00:28:41.940 --> 00:28:43.580 I wanna keep this 00:28:51.020 --> 00:28:52.720 that's a nice sweater 00:28:57.720 --> 00:28:59.620 i know what you're after Bat 00:28:59.740 --> 00:29:01.240 he's after that booty 00:29:01.460 --> 00:29:03.480 [get ready, sneeze compilation] 00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:04.720 Jesus ! 00:29:05.560 --> 00:29:09.000 ok here we are hey I'm batman everyone how's it goin 00:29:09.000 --> 00:29:11.440 Bruce Wayne, billionaire, not a big deal 00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:14.800 got a huge tits, bigger than Catwoman 00:29:14.800 --> 00:29:17.220 now lets check that data drive 00:29:17.220 --> 00:29:18.740 there it is 00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:24.400 there better be nudes on there 00:29:24.760 --> 00:29:25.800 cat nudes 00:29:27.040 --> 00:29:32.060 oookay , analyse the data drive at the BAT COMPUTER 00:29:33.100 --> 00:29:36.140 the bat computer, is that what you gonna call it? 00:29:37.600 --> 00:29:40.480 alright where's the bat-- it this the bat computer? 00:29:42.540 --> 00:29:44.540 oh that my computer 00:29:49.120 --> 00:29:50.880 gadgets table 00:29:56.180 --> 00:29:58.460 I'm good. I don't see why I need to look at that 00:29:58.460 --> 00:30:00.460 where's my Bat computer 00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:04.740 is that the bat computer? 00:30:05.220 --> 00:30:06.840 are you the bat-- 00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:14.160 omg he could not kill us 00:30:16.300 --> 00:30:18.800 here? data board. there we go 00:30:19.520 --> 00:30:22.060 thank you, thank you very much 00:30:25.900 --> 00:30:27.900 why don't just shove the chair to the side 00:30:27.900 --> 00:30:32.660 you know, that seems a little unnecessary that the chair would come out of the fucking ground, okay? 00:30:35.180 --> 00:30:37.180 oh it fits perfectly well 00:30:39.340 --> 00:30:42.200 the bat chair, of course, ahahahaa 00:30:45.460 --> 00:30:47.100 'oh it's my bat friend!' 00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:51.020 I'm Batler (did you just) 00:30:54.700 --> 00:30:56.700 he sounds like my mom 00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:27.680 please be nudes 00:31:29.460 --> 00:31:31.100 what the fuck is that keyboard 00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:34.440 omg 00:31:35.980 --> 00:31:37.000 it's a map 00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:39.680 way to find the nudes 00:31:39.680 --> 00:31:41.680 the cat nudes, the bat nudes 00:31:41.860 --> 00:31:44.780 rotate the hologram use LS 00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:47.380 great 00:31:51.600 --> 00:31:54.380 great... I'm rotating it 00:32:15.800 --> 00:32:20.380 omg it's so fucking slow, I guess Bat computer has bad bad--- 00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:22.920 bad bad s-space.. 00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:25.800 I'm sorry 00:32:26.260 --> 00:32:28.260 oh you make some bat tea 00:32:49.700 --> 00:32:51.960 that right, we did have everything under control 00:32:54.320 --> 00:32:56.320 does Bats have chins 00:33:10.860 --> 00:33:15.720 Gotham is fucked, it's always been fucked, have Gotham ever been good? let's just do whatever 00:33:19.300 --> 00:33:22.080 i know an ass when I see one 00:33:32.360 --> 00:33:35.360 use the coding , to look up the cat burglar 00:33:39.940 --> 00:33:44.940 seriously , she looks like some shitty anime, what are those goggles, please 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.440 *read 00:33:53.700 --> 00:33:56.640 this is Hamilton Hill, he's a wrestler 00:33:59.860 --> 00:34:01.320 what do I do 00:34:02.820 --> 00:34:04.180 alright, that's it? 00:34:07.280 --> 00:34:09.280 the bat kicks 00:34:11.220 --> 00:34:12.840 so unfunny 00:34:27.200 --> 00:34:29.200 that's right, bitch 00:34:35.080 --> 00:34:37.300 he-hey you left the bat chair 00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:39.060 what are you doing? 00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:06.640 you mean my bat car? 00:35:06.640 --> 00:35:08.320 the Bat mobile ! 00:35:08.720 --> 00:35:10.120 hahaha 00:35:16.720 --> 00:35:19.400 this is so awkward, I did not ask for the business card 00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:22.520 I hate when people g-- give me business cards 00:35:22.660 --> 00:35:26.140 whenever I'm in places, a lot of people tend to want to give them to me, I guess? 00:35:26.140 --> 00:35:29.360 and I appreciate it, but it's like, if I didn't ask for it, 00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:30.980 why would you give it to me? 00:35:30.980 --> 00:35:32.680 I'm--I'm just gonna 00:35:32.680 --> 00:35:34.300 just gonna rip it up 00:35:34.300 --> 00:35:35.460 in front of you 00:35:35.460 --> 00:35:37.460 alright don't give me your business card 00:35:38.900 --> 00:35:41.640 I was really drunk once, and then someone gave me a business card, 00:35:41.640 --> 00:35:43.120 and I was really tempted to do that 00:35:43.160 --> 00:35:46.720 but then I realized that he won't get that I was just joking and probably just be upset 00:35:56.940 --> 00:35:58.620 ohhhhh 00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.860 you need to check his Facebook more often 00:36:32.900 --> 00:36:35.520 the skinny dude is Penguin, someone said 00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:50.520 okay I don't care anymore, can we fight now? 00:37:00.540 --> 00:37:01.440 now kiss 00:37:03.520 --> 00:37:05.520 Oswald Cobblepot 00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:09.320 the skinny dude is [] 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:11.340 what..what do you guys smoking, honestly 00:37:12.780 --> 00:37:15.360 ohhhhh good o'Gotham 00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:17.360 yea that's definitely how you walk 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:19.360 that definitely looks like a real walk 00:37:21.900 --> 00:37:22.400 damn 00:37:22.900 --> 00:37:24.400 Batman those shoulders 00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:28.460 you need to show me your work out man, jesus 00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:34.880 ohhh wait, apparently 00:37:35.240 --> 00:37:37.360 my Twitch settings are all fucked 00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:39.360 it says I'm streaming for charity 00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:43.020 uhhh definitely not doing that, unless the charity is me 00:37:43.020 --> 00:37:44.180 *giggles 00:37:44.180 --> 00:37:45.040 sorry 00:37:45.580 --> 00:37:47.580 okay uhhh Batman? 00:37:50.220 --> 00:37:53.400 now everyone can shut the fuck up, great 00:37:56.260 --> 00:37:57.840 hey I'm Batman 00:37:59.560 --> 00:38:00.920 look at his arms 00:38:01.460 --> 00:38:02.560 so cute 00:38:04.740 --> 00:38:06.280 oh man 00:38:06.680 --> 00:38:08.680 wearing my uhhh bat shirt 00:38:09.560 --> 00:38:11.200 in my bat city 00:38:14.300 --> 00:38:16.440 that's a nice bat ass, if you know what I mean 00:38:17.260 --> 00:38:21.140 my leg is apparently a homeless person, I fucking hate when that happens 00:38:21.500 --> 00:38:23.220 give him a chance 00:38:23.220 --> 00:38:25.580 let's give this homeless person a chance 00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:28.480 how you doing buddy 00:38:30.260 --> 00:38:31.840 that was 50 cent 00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:34.680 I'm a billionaire but, I give you a chance 00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:37.660 you're welcome, now let's examine 00:38:38.460 --> 00:38:40.340 that better not be drugs 00:38:44.380 --> 00:38:45.540 THAT'S IT??? 00:38:46.140 --> 00:38:48.480 bRUCE YOU JUDGEful SON OF A BITCH 00:38:48.760 --> 00:38:51.460 wow, is that how you look at him 00:38:52.040 --> 00:38:53.100 you can't walk 00:38:54.220 --> 00:38:55.980 look at that dead stare 00:38:56.840 --> 00:38:59.500 that Batman had seen some things 00:38:59.500 --> 00:39:01.500 hi I'm Batman everyone 00:39:01.500 --> 00:39:04.000 my shoulders are fucking huge 00:39:04.660 --> 00:39:06.100 and I'm Batman 00:39:06.100 --> 00:39:07.840 I walk with a dead stare 00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:10.300 he needs to work on his resting bitch face 00:39:12.640 --> 00:39:14.640 now let's look at the bat statue 00:39:18.600 --> 00:39:20.600 and let's walk down the bat stairs 00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:23.520 oh look there's a bat person 00:39:23.520 --> 00:39:24.640 a bat smoking man 00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:26.300 also a bat shopping cart 00:39:27.640 --> 00:39:30.260 is this bat joke getting old? hahaha 00:39:31.060 --> 00:39:33.340 let's look at--the statue 00:39:35.020 --> 00:39:36.180 who is that 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:38.540 I don't know 00:39:41.220 --> 00:39:42.460 oooOOHHHH 00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:44.920 no I trusted you 00:39:47.340 --> 00:39:49.960 dude you have the ugliest hair I've seen in my life 00:39:50.180 --> 00:39:51.920 there he is 00:39:59.580 --> 00:40:01.820 except my giant shoulders 00:40:03.620 --> 00:40:05.620 but I don't have anything 00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:24.120 why the f--why the fuck did he teleported? 00:40:24.120 --> 00:40:25.060 I swear he teleported 00:40:25.420 --> 00:40:27.420 no you don't touch Batman 00:40:27.660 --> 00:40:29.660 Batman throws bad punches 00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:31.540 ooooo 00:40:32.380 --> 00:40:33.720 good one 00:40:44.500 --> 00:40:47.200 dude you're British, what are you talking about 00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:48.560 oohh 00:40:50.520 --> 00:40:52.520 ooOOOHHOOHOO 00:41:00.060 --> 00:41:02.660 they are playing Pokemon Go, I knew it 00:41:03.660 --> 00:41:05.660 Bruce just claimed the statue 00:41:05.660 --> 00:41:07.660 and he got the gym 00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:12.880 Bruce starts licking off him 00:41:45.220 --> 00:41:46.580 who is this guy 00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:48.420 that's not way he's Penguin 00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:11.280 well they got nice bend chairs 00:42:28.780 --> 00:42:30.220 he looks like the Riddler 00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:33.460 he's the Wizard of Oz?? 00:42:45.020 --> 00:42:46.100 yea Oz 00:43:07.620 --> 00:43:08.620 ooooOOOOOHH 00:43:09.720 --> 00:43:11.320 jealous eh? 00:43:17.480 --> 00:43:19.360 yea now kiss (what are you fucking gay?) 00:43:20.460 --> 00:43:23.440 why do I ship Bruce with literally everyone, jesus 00:43:32.680 --> 00:43:35.980 why would you spill your own liquor? wtf is your problem 00:43:39.200 --> 00:43:41.200 now that's just wasteful 00:43:47.080 --> 00:43:49.080 up your ass, if you know what I mean 00:43:49.520 --> 00:43:50.140 OOH ! 00:43:54.180 --> 00:43:56.180 oh he has already to let it in 00:43:56.760 --> 00:43:58.200 just a little push 00:44:27.620 --> 00:44:29.900 I KNEW IT! I knew they ship each other 00:44:36.420 --> 00:44:39.020 come on, c'mon where's the kiss option 00:44:39.220 --> 00:44:41.040 there's not enough love in this games 00:44:41.040 --> 00:44:41.680 I think that's why 00:44:46.360 --> 00:44:48.360 good Saturday night, cheers mate 00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:50.360 you collect those rocks 00:44:51.540 --> 00:44:54.520 I'm gonna catch this gym now! hahajha 00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:58.920 stupid bitch left his 00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:01.140 fucking instinct retard 00:45:01.140 --> 00:45:03.140 sorry..... that was too far 00:45:04.780 --> 00:45:07.000 left his gym unguarded 00:45:07.420 --> 00:45:09.420 what a fucking idiot 00:45:11.640 --> 00:45:14.620 🎵I play pokemon go 00:45:15.140 --> 00:45:16.720 🎵everyday 00:45:17.580 --> 00:45:20.380 c'mon we need some fucking battles, alright? 00:45:21.740 --> 00:45:22.980 enough shit chat, man 00:45:24.940 --> 00:45:26.580 now that's a f-- 00:45:27.120 --> 00:45:29.120 KSI comes out 00:45:31.600 --> 00:45:33.600 please.. ahh shit damnit 00:45:40.140 --> 00:45:41.700 Bruce please 00:45:57.660 --> 00:45:59.660 I'll swap you with my Nissan 00:46:19.540 --> 00:46:22.500 Bruce this is not the place to play Pokmeon Go! 00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:29.800 jesus 00:46:32.340 --> 00:46:35.300 Harvey, man ! Bringing cancer to politics 00:46:56.480 --> 00:46:57.640 see there you go 00:47:02.680 --> 00:47:04.480 someone ask if I still have the Nissan 00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:05.860 I do still have it, yes 00:47:10.700 --> 00:47:12.700 don't know wtf to do with this 00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:21.000 hell yeah 00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:29.760 Bruce, it's been like what, 30 years? 00:47:37.900 --> 00:47:40.960 he's so sad, he's so not over it 00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:10.760 great applause 00:48:17.700 --> 00:48:19.000 yea let's pick the hot chick first 00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:48.280 another hot girl, hell yeah 00:49:11.420 --> 00:49:13.080 that's right, no drama here 00:49:18.640 --> 00:49:20.220 ahhh you're ugly 00:49:33.160 --> 00:49:34.660 where's your evidence 00:49:38.040 --> 00:49:40.040 [wamen voice] oh my god 00:49:53.160 --> 00:49:55.100 I'll show you what's not dirty 00:50:13.220 --> 00:50:15.180 why did everyone get so ugly? 00:50:16.200 --> 00:50:18.520 listen I don't answer questions to ugly people 00:50:34.720 --> 00:50:37.320 yea I know I was in the fucking press conference 00:50:45.200 --> 00:50:47.200 so back to the bat house 00:50:47.420 --> 00:50:49.420 oh they broke in the bat house 00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:55.880 that's my bat box dude 00:51:12.600 --> 00:51:14.600 ohh booowhoooo 00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:25.400 the bat police 00:51:25.780 --> 00:51:27.780 goddamn the bat police 00:52:08.100 --> 00:52:10.100 I really like his batstache 00:52:11.560 --> 00:52:13.500 i'm sorry, i'll stop 00:52:35.500 --> 00:52:37.500 oh I ain't got nothing to hide buddy 00:52:38.820 --> 00:52:40.820 except my giant-- 00:52:40.820 --> 00:52:42.820 ohhh no I [] 00:52:43.660 --> 00:52:44.820 my BAT BOX 00:52:45.580 --> 00:52:46.520 NOOOO 00:52:48.420 --> 00:52:49.560 my bat frame 00:52:49.980 --> 00:52:53.980 you fookin--you fookin dead now, you fookin got my bat frame 00:52:53.980 --> 00:52:57.380 you fookin piece of shit, that my picture with my dadda 00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:02.960 oh my god, Bruce get triggered at everything 00:53:04.100 --> 00:53:05.760 Bruce please 00:53:09.040 --> 00:53:10.400 ahh come on 00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:23.120 no 00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:25.660 bat tears 00:53:26.460 --> 00:53:29.600 see they WERE the tickets from that night, why would he keep those? 00:53:31.860 --> 00:53:32.660 ughhh 00:53:38.900 --> 00:53:40.660 triggering intensifies 00:53:40.700 --> 00:53:43.380 hey, having a bat cry here 00:54:01.080 --> 00:54:02.760 you BITCH 00:54:22.040 --> 00:54:23.280 for what 00:54:28.640 --> 00:54:31.100 yea right [don't forget the WSJ ;) ] 00:54:41.180 --> 00:54:42.440 I knew it 00:55:03.840 --> 00:55:05.460 ohh okay I see 00:55:05.980 --> 00:55:07.780 they tryna set me up 00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:15.840 I think we should all just get naked 00:55:18.520 --> 00:55:19.580 just me? 00:55:40.740 --> 00:55:46.140 ummmmmmmmm okay I guess should I give a quote? 00:55:46.500 --> 00:55:49.060 I'll give a quote, I trust the girl 00:56:17.700 --> 00:56:20.240 whAat, why, is she a fan girl or some shit? 00:56:20.240 --> 00:56:21.860 wtf is this? 00:56:21.860 --> 00:56:23.480 what does she want? 00:56:24.940 --> 00:56:27.560 let's look at that ass, no? alright fine 00:56:53.420 --> 00:56:56.560 Can't even trust Harvey? what the fuck man 00:56:56.560 --> 00:56:58.560 now I'm real fookin piss 00:56:58.560 --> 00:57:01.640 fookin Harvey, out of all-- Cafe Triste? 00:57:01.640 --> 00:57:03.300 that's my favourite shop 00:57:03.960 --> 00:57:05.740 allow me some--ohh? 00:57:05.740 --> 00:57:08.040 bat coffee, sorry *giggles 00:57:10.060 --> 00:57:11.540 you knew about this! 00:57:22.780 --> 00:57:24.780 I'll be up your ass later! 00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:39.800 you mean bat-of-a-bitch 00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:12.400 well if I go down, he goes down, and then we'll both go down and no one wins 00:58:12.920 --> 00:58:13.860 it all makes sense 00:58:39.640 --> 00:58:41.640 I thought they will add some more action to this game 00:58:41.780 --> 00:58:43.780 ohhh it's the bat woman 00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:51.200 what happen to your [] there, bat woman, cat woman 00:58:51.360 --> 00:58:53.060 *gasp* he's got my BITCH! 00:58:53.060 --> 00:58:55.000 what the fuck are you doing? 00:58:55.340 --> 00:58:58.020 ohh she know that I know that she knows 00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:03.440 Harvey, it's over 00:59:09.440 --> 00:59:11.000 yea that's right 00:59:14.420 --> 00:59:17.200 did you got a cat bat punch maybe? 00:59:18.460 --> 00:59:21.140 bat woman, okay shut up okay? I fucked up 00:59:22.340 --> 00:59:24.340 so the first time we touch 00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:27.000 you like that? 00:59:29.100 --> 00:59:29.980 ohhhh 00:59:29.980 --> 00:59:32.300 habadihabadihibidihabahaba 00:59:32.820 --> 00:59:33.460 hey 00:59:34.080 --> 00:59:34.600 hoo 00:59:35.120 --> 00:59:35.660 whooo 00:59:36.280 --> 00:59:36.800 huhh 00:59:37.940 --> 00:59:40.920 I'm gonna steal--Bruce is gonna steal the girl 00:59:48.780 --> 00:59:52.660 ohhh not really. yea fuckin Right 00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:54.660 you met Me 01:00:14.380 --> 01:00:17.040 I'll get-- I'll go down on you and work on you 01:00:19.920 --> 01:00:23.520 why am I such a fucking pervert I'm so sorry I can't help it 01:00:41.740 --> 01:00:43.740 the fucking lips! 01:01:00.460 --> 01:01:02.080 ohhh hell yeeah bitch 01:01:02.760 --> 01:01:04.040 I just fucking said it 01:01:12.240 --> 01:01:15.000 ohh we're alone now, just you and me, bat woman 01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:17.000 I mean Cat woman, jesus christ 01:01:22.060 --> 01:01:24.060 awkward haaahahahahah 01:01:24.780 --> 01:01:26.780 it's like me and Marzia's parents alone 01:01:35.080 --> 01:01:38.060 why is there a flying train? 01:01:49.040 --> 01:01:50.220 ahh shit 01:01:57.900 --> 01:02:00.660 I got plenty of toys in my bedroom if you know what I mean 01:02:01.460 --> 01:02:02.820 sorry, I can't 01:02:07.640 --> 01:02:09.640 sorry about the eye, bitch 01:02:12.820 --> 01:02:16.080 I'll hit you in th----- no no sorry 01:02:43.040 --> 01:02:44.160 oh hell no 01:02:47.780 --> 01:02:50.380 that candle looks so real, my god 01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:16.660 come on lady 01:03:17.260 --> 01:03:19.100 I'll show you my bat bed 01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:26.360 my bat bed 01:03:27.260 --> 01:03:28.360 the bat bed 01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:44.960 can we get back on the bat bed topic? 01:03:57.720 --> 01:04:01.300 alright well listen you uhh uhh 01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:09.920 you can do me! ohHOOOO 01:04:17.200 --> 01:04:19.420 ohh we got her number! 01:04:28.840 --> 01:04:30.520 I just got your bitch number 01:04:41.100 --> 01:04:43.280 he's gotta go and cry about his parents again 01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:59.240 you fucking bitch, how dare you say that while I walk away 01:04:59.620 --> 01:05:01.620 c'mon Bruce you gotta have a come back 01:05:01.860 --> 01:05:03.860 uhhh don't forget yours either! 01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:05.860 bitch 01:05:06.740 --> 01:05:08.420 see I can even do that 01:05:08.740 --> 01:05:09.880 stupid Bruce 01:05:10.500 --> 01:05:13.240 don't even.. can't even fucking 01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:14.780 there he is 01:05:16.560 --> 01:05:19.620 ohh it's fighting time, finally 01:05:28.600 --> 01:05:30.600 how does he make his eyes glow 01:05:30.980 --> 01:05:32.600 always wonder how you do that 01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:35.160 does he have like flasheyes flash lights? 01:05:35.160 --> 01:05:37.400 bat lights? wh--what? 01:05:37.400 --> 01:05:39.400 uh wha-wha-is-- hap--pen--ing? 01:05:41.360 --> 01:05:42.720 oh okay there we go 01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:44.340 oh no 01:05:44.680 --> 01:05:46.680 what the fuck was that guy's face? 01:05:50.220 --> 01:05:52.440 we get to play the game now 01:05:54.180 --> 01:05:55.200 handjob 01:05:55.500 --> 01:05:57.500 no? I always get it wrong 01:06:04.780 --> 01:06:06.100 who is it? 01:06:06.100 --> 01:06:08.100 who do you think it is, the Joker? 01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:17.680 heeeeey 01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:19.120 hey 01:06:19.460 --> 01:06:21.800 inspect the crime scene eh? 01:06:21.980 --> 01:06:25.620 well let's look at this, this looks nice, I think 01:06:27.780 --> 01:06:30.240 that looks really kinky, I swear I had seen that 01:06:31.340 --> 01:06:35.920 there's scorch mark on my ass wtf oh okay there 01:06:36.380 --> 01:06:38.980 hey look at my bat keyboard 01:06:40.660 --> 01:06:42.660 my bat fingers are analyzing 01:06:57.200 --> 01:07:00.360 well I suppose we uhh we uhh we lic--- 01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:03.440 oh we can link the evidence, I'm gonna link this with this 01:07:03.780 --> 01:07:05.400 let see how that does 01:07:11.820 --> 01:07:14.040 I'm using my bat eyes to 01:07:22.080 --> 01:07:25.040 the only thing that's booming here is my ass, okay 01:07:25.300 --> 01:07:26.360 here we go 01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:28.420 I'm Batman 01:07:29.140 --> 01:07:31.100 boombalabimbalabimbalaboom 01:07:31.100 --> 01:07:32.820 let's check over.. *gasp 01:07:32.820 --> 01:07:34.280 oh he's ready for me 01:07:39.360 --> 01:07:41.740 I wanna look at this guy here, he looks so funny 01:07:42.120 --> 01:07:43.440 how you doin there, buddy 01:07:44.520 --> 01:07:45.140 ughhh 01:07:50.780 --> 01:07:52.000 disGUSTING 01:07:56.380 --> 01:07:59.820 disGUSTING! This man sexually harassed me ! 01:08:03.860 --> 01:08:09.120 oOOHHH WOOOOOOO UGHHH GHAHHHH 01:08:09.660 --> 01:08:11.880 oh wai---why are you doing this? 01:08:26.020 --> 01:08:28.020 ughohh that's disgusting 01:08:45.000 --> 01:08:47.000 ohh let's link the evidnce of course 01:08:51.320 --> 01:08:52.440 why are we doing this? 01:08:56.960 --> 01:09:00.460 okay so he had a gun, no that's no it? 01:09:01.320 --> 01:09:04.440 okay well lets look at the guy right here 01:09:07.940 --> 01:09:09.940 clawed-off face 01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:17.960 *mumble* oh it depends if you're... 01:09:18.900 --> 01:09:21.660 what am I doing here, oh let's look at the pocket 01:09:26.280 --> 01:09:28.520 that seem to be convenient didn't it 01:09:28.940 --> 01:09:32.400 alright well I don't think that's link to anything here tho 01:09:47.520 --> 01:09:50.100 go to drones? you mean the bat drones? 01:09:52.020 --> 01:09:57.340 alright well, could be linked it, but other... 01:10:14.580 --> 01:10:16.900 the clawed-off face with the cops' bloody hands 01:10:16.900 --> 01:10:18.900 why-- of course! 01:10:19.680 --> 01:10:22.820 of course, I was just about to do that 01:10:23.320 --> 01:10:24.980 that makes perfect sense 01:10:31.960 --> 01:10:33.300 there it is 01:10:35.060 --> 01:10:37.340 I knew that bros you don't need to tell me that 01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:46.980 bat zombies 01:10:49.700 --> 01:10:50.840 excellent 01:10:52.240 --> 01:10:54.760 and then the one that shot the bullet was this guy 01:10:56.460 --> 01:10:58.460 no? I don't fucking know 01:11:17.160 --> 01:11:20.440 I don't like how this bat armor doesn't have any bat nipples 01:11:20.440 --> 01:11:21.720 you know what I mean? 01:11:22.680 --> 01:11:23.600 can we open it? 01:11:31.640 --> 01:11:34.380 I am bat strong 01:11:53.360 --> 01:11:56.360 of course, there it is 01:11:59.140 --> 01:12:01.380 we're gonna link this to the bullet 01:12:11.060 --> 01:12:12.500 of course! 01:12:13.180 --> 01:12:14.500 of course 01:12:16.520 --> 01:12:17.460 of course I did 01:12:19.660 --> 01:12:21.660 he uses the bat mind 01:12:27.380 --> 01:12:30.340 good one Alfred, good one 01:12:32.860 --> 01:12:34.180 we did it 01:12:34.740 --> 01:12:36.100 now what? 01:12:39.300 --> 01:12:40.900 now fucking what? 01:12:43.700 --> 01:12:45.700 ahh this guy got shot, didn't he? 01:12:47.400 --> 01:12:49.400 that's a nice angle 01:12:51.660 --> 01:12:56.100 was he talking about his penis? I think that's a little inappropriate, okay 01:12:59.420 --> 01:13:01.420 ohhh.. oOHHH 01:13:03.860 --> 01:13:06.160 I think it might have been a bat car 01:13:09.660 --> 01:13:12.560 yea, let's use the bat mind 01:13:23.600 --> 01:13:24.760 we did it bros 01:13:25.220 --> 01:13:28.580 shpoo.. TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU bBROSES 01:13:36.540 --> 01:13:40.000 well as long as he's not on my girl, I don't care 01:14:19.380 --> 01:14:22.300 and it was incendiary bullet, that makes sense! 01:14:27.980 --> 01:14:29.340 the bat shooter? 01:14:52.660 --> 01:14:54.660 well he could have been here 01:14:56.920 --> 01:14:59.960 I'm just gonna go with here cuz it's already a fuckin guy there 01:15:05.700 --> 01:15:07.160 oh my bat drone? 01:15:10.640 --> 01:15:12.640 puts out bat phosphorus 01:15:17.820 --> 01:15:19.820 why the fuck does this matter? 01:15:21.480 --> 01:15:23.900 well I guess moving on to the next bat evidence 01:15:24.540 --> 01:15:27.160 over here, blip 01:15:31.480 --> 01:15:34.140 go bat drone, make me proud 01:15:36.800 --> 01:15:39.720 it's a drone that farts, my favourite 01:15:50.160 --> 01:15:52.240 we have a winner everyone did you hear that 01:15:54.860 --> 01:15:58.320 that's so cool, bat you're so cool 01:16:05.200 --> 01:16:06.920 hey could have been a girl 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:09.640 alright Batman, a lil sexist there 01:16:09.640 --> 01:16:13.340 I'm sure there's plenty of female snipers out there 01:16:17.260 --> 01:16:19.260 or her, Batman 01:16:20.020 --> 01:16:22.240 ooOOHH I want one of those 01:16:26.400 --> 01:16:28.400 oh that lady, I knew it 01:16:29.560 --> 01:16:31.560 disappointed 01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:35.920 or maybe he's into us, idk 01:16:45.480 --> 01:16:47.340 we'll see about that, bitch 01:16:50.320 --> 01:16:52.120 I can make you not talk 01:16:53.340 --> 01:16:55.340 TOP OF THe morning 01:17:01.860 --> 01:17:03.860 oh is he taking off his pants? 01:17:06.400 --> 01:17:08.660 HEll... yess! 01:17:09.820 --> 01:17:11.120 Spider-man cares 01:17:15.460 --> 01:17:17.460 oohhh 01:17:19.780 --> 01:17:20.720 I'm a bat 01:17:21.960 --> 01:17:24.060 Ima give you a bat beating 01:17:36.840 --> 01:17:38.740 that's pretty edgy, Bruce 01:17:42.340 --> 01:17:45.220 uhhh.. where should we go.. face 01:17:45.220 --> 01:17:47.220 can't get uglier anyway 01:17:59.080 --> 01:18:00.520 bat BITCH! 01:18:00.720 --> 01:18:03.660 I mean...... that's my girl 01:18:18.300 --> 01:18:21.660 oh he really fucking spill everything 01:18:27.880 --> 01:18:29.400 break his fucking arms 01:18:30.000 --> 01:18:31.620 hey let's add some pressure 01:18:32.060 --> 01:18:33.180 yea boi 01:18:44.300 --> 01:18:46.540 ohh he's so bat 01:19:09.500 --> 01:19:11.060 it's Jason Bourne 01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:21.020 hey Gordon it's me 01:19:28.660 --> 01:19:30.660 well what the fuck was he doing there 01:19:39.480 --> 01:19:41.120 oh bitch fuck off 01:19:44.220 --> 01:19:45.660 ah come on 01:19:56.720 --> 01:19:59.080 do it , motherfucker 01:20:15.700 --> 01:20:20.280 ooOOOOHHH bat bitch ohh hoo 01:20:20.960 --> 01:20:23.100 yea you didn't shoot me, did you? 01:20:23.100 --> 01:20:24.960 you know why, cuz you loove me 01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:26.960 she loves me, she will give me the cute ass 01:20:32.580 --> 01:20:35.600 dude I broke his arm, chill out Alfred alright? 01:20:41.760 --> 01:20:42.900 that's cuz they're dead Alfred, 01:20:42.900 --> 01:20:45.140 thanks for bringing that up for the 100th times 01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:51.460 yea well he's alive, chill out relax 01:20:53.560 --> 01:20:55.140 well it better be 01:21:08.600 --> 01:21:12.720 Alfred, that's a really ugly tie, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go and change it. 01:21:14.400 --> 01:21:17.340 god damn my bat computer is slow 01:22:18.120 --> 01:22:20.240 ohh shit we can tear them up 01:22:21.400 --> 01:22:23.400 and I get to .. 01:22:23.400 --> 01:22:25.400 everyone type in the chat 01:22:27.460 --> 01:22:30.440 I'm leaning towards B because I'm like 01:22:30.440 --> 01:22:32.440 that Batman, he's not a bitch 01:22:41.360 --> 01:22:43.360 this awkward silence man 01:22:46.380 --> 01:22:47.520 everyone is X-ing 01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:53.480 y'all a bunch of pussies 01:22:58.260 --> 01:23:00.440 come on, think about Batman 01:23:01.800 --> 01:23:03.300 think about Battyboo 01:23:07.940 --> 01:23:09.440 honour your parents 01:23:10.780 --> 01:23:13.080 omg fine 01:23:13.660 --> 01:23:14.980 fine 01:23:16.680 --> 01:23:17.580 fine 01:23:17.940 --> 01:23:19.220 FINE 01:23:19.680 --> 01:23:21.960 fine, you guys win 01:23:23.060 --> 01:23:24.660 you got the bat pussy 01:23:24.820 --> 01:23:26.960 there you go there's your bat pussy 01:23:26.960 --> 01:23:28.960 fucking drippin in-- 01:23:36.180 --> 01:23:38.180 well let's look at the bat computer 01:24:22.340 --> 01:24:23.460 ohh the bat chair 01:25:04.520 --> 01:25:06.520 well that should be fucking obvious 01:25:07.060 --> 01:25:08.460 what do you bros think 01:25:15.820 --> 01:25:17.140 obviously Vicki 01:25:24.620 --> 01:25:26.360 and we might get laid 01:25:37.840 --> 01:25:39.380 hell yea 01:25:52.540 --> 01:25:54.520 this better fucking end well 01:25:54.520 --> 01:25:56.740 this episode better fucking end strong 01:25:57.860 --> 01:25:59.860 it's really good so far 01:26:09.980 --> 01:26:11.480 so as my --- 01:26:28.380 --> 01:26:30.380 because you're hot 01:26:44.380 --> 01:26:46.380 your relationship 01:27:04.840 --> 01:27:07.720 you may be in a bitchtuary, sorry 01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:09.740 oh I will 01:27:15.980 --> 01:27:18.700 oh I a-- hahaha 01:27:28.980 --> 01:27:30.240 I'll show you my beast 01:28:09.680 --> 01:28:12.740 i'll be seeing you too, shit 01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:16.500 Bruce you need to work on your one-liner, Bruce 01:28:29.900 --> 01:28:31.900 I got my bikini in the truck 01:28:34.360 --> 01:28:38.520 no freakin way, wowowowo 01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:45.080 what? how? how? 01:28:52.840 --> 01:28:54.840 well well well 01:28:56.220 --> 01:28:58.220 ugliest car ever 01:28:58.680 --> 01:29:00.680 the bat speedo, yes of course 01:29:01.440 --> 01:29:03.860 now finally, some action, please 01:29:05.020 --> 01:29:07.020 I need some... yes 01:29:08.240 --> 01:29:10.700 I'm looking extra glossy 01:29:25.380 --> 01:29:27.380 oh he's on the balcone (please don't) 01:29:29.580 --> 01:29:32.900 oh I'm 12 ,jesus, let's 01:29:33.160 --> 01:29:36.360 is that Falcone there, no that's just his girl's ass 01:29:36.440 --> 01:29:37.640 Zoom in 01:29:53.700 --> 01:29:56.740 okay I didn't come here to listen to girls talk 01:29:56.740 --> 01:29:57.620 the game crash? 01:29:59.180 --> 01:30:01.180 we found it on top of the balcone 01:30:36.060 --> 01:30:44.720 ive found this stuff extremely boring cuz you have to check everything to find the right thing and it's like 01:30:44.800 --> 01:30:46.720 clicking on shit, what's the fucking point 01:31:01.720 --> 01:31:05.900 well this random ass criminal got a better game than me? fucking Batman 01:31:05.980 --> 01:31:08.960 fuck this game, unrealistic standard on women 01:31:24.140 --> 01:31:26.140 do i have to check all of them? 01:31:47.900 --> 01:31:49.900 i like the sound of that 01:31:55.380 --> 01:31:58.560 it's bat killing time 01:32:03.680 --> 01:32:05.300 okay we can link? 01:32:08.160 --> 01:32:10.160 what the fuck is this? 01:32:26.700 --> 01:32:29.420 we're planning our attack alright what about this guy 01:32:30.480 --> 01:32:34.420 oh come on he's got the hand on the leg move, dude he's in 01:32:34.660 --> 01:32:36.660 i can't kill a guy like that 01:32:42.680 --> 01:32:45.220 what a way to die, a fucking folding screen? 01:32:45.220 --> 01:32:47.700 i wanna see how the hell that'd goes 01:32:51.280 --> 01:32:53.680 no I can't give him that humiliating death 01:32:55.680 --> 01:32:58.240 i don't get to re-choose, fuck it i don't care anymore 01:45:07.940 --> 01:45:11.440 leave a like if you enjoyed, top of the morning to you laddies 01:45:13.520 --> 01:45:15.840 yea, thanks for joining, good fun 01:45:24.620 --> 01:45:30.000 Ow