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在這影片開始之前

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我想說一句打從心底的話

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謝謝

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我們達成了150億觀看次數

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哇靠!

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哇靠!!

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哇靠!!!

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那比非洲的小孩還多

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那代表比非洲小孩還多的點閱

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那是比AINSLEY立牌切口還多的點閱

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那比在宇宙的人還多

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等一下...

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14點...

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發生什麼事??!!

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他媽的發生什麼事??!!

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我的觀看次數呢??

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必須確認影片統計數值

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每日影片...

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負兩億七...

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百萬!!

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兩億七百萬!!

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肏你的Youtube!

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天殺的

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負兩億的觀看次數
這他媽怎麼發生的??

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嘿Felix

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還記得那些兩億七百萬觀看嗎??

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是的...

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是的我記得...

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就像...

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它們就像我的孩子

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它們不見了
我們弄丟了它們

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嗯...總之各位

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所以,如果你可以...呃...看看

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我現在有個贊助按鈕了

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你可以在那裡...

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你可以幫助我得到...
你懂得...贊助

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贊助我

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這是贊助按鈕

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不是斗內按鈕

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我不是在e-begging,好嗎?
(註:其為實況主或Youtuber以各種名義向觀眾討錢/斗內)

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我需要...我需要更多錢

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我打開天窗說亮話

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聽著,OK...

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我知道人們會說我貪婪

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打開天窗說亮話
我只是...試試看

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來看...來...

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來看看我的頻道分析

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看看有多少人真的...

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OK,看看這...

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交易收入

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0.33美金
(約台幣10元)

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謝謝...

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總而言之

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這影片不是要講我討錢

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這影片不是要講我討錢

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雖然我很樂意整天都在做

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"twitch"

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這影片是要講有關一些

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完全不一樣的事

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"在Pewdiepie成為Youtube王之前"

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我確定你看過這些影片

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在其他地方

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"在Pewdiepie去史提芬·荷伯晚間秀作客之前"
(The Late Show with Stephen Colbert)

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"在Pewdiepie去史提芬·荷伯晚間秀作客之前"
(The Late Show with Stephen Colbert)

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它們看起來相當紅

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然後他們會出現在你的建議影片裡

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不請自來

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"在Felix捐了超過一百萬給很多慈善機構"

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"在Felix捐了超過一百萬給很多慈善機構"

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"在他們成名之前"影片...

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我是說,誰不想知道

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在這些人身上發生...

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Brock Lesnar

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或是FouseyTUBE

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誰不想看這些人

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在他們成名之前

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當然的

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有我的一份

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我們一起來看看吧

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"在兄弟軍團存在之前"

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"在他開始年收入四百萬之前"

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年收入四百萬?

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真可愛

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"Felix Keelberg..."

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"Felix Keelberg..."

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呵呵WTF

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抱歉,什麼??

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"Felix Keelberg"

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為什麼大家很難唸出我的名字

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我不覺得有那麼難

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Kjellberg
Kjellberg

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Kjellberg
Kjellberg

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也許這就是為什麼
他們又做了新的版本

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我有一點好奇

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"Pewdiepie本名為"

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"Felix Schkell-kalberg..."

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"Felix Kaoberg"

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"Felix Kjellberg?"

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"OK,你們可以試試看"

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不要

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不要,我猜

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猜他們從那裡還不懂怎麼唸

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"Felix Keelberg原先進入大學
來尋求進入工業管理業"

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"Felix Keelberg原先進入大學
來尋求進入工業管理業"

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"跟工業經濟學"

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"然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

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"然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

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"然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

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"然後開始他的副業..."

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為什麼...

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每個人都搞錯故事??

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每個人都搞錯故事??

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我到處都看到

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所以我不...
我不怪你

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所以我不...
我不怪你

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M-Mc...

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McCreeeeeedden先生

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我輟...我...我輟學高...

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我大學輟學

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是因為我不喜歡

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大學輟學

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大學輟學

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來追求Youtube

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那只是他媽的蠢

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我沒有那麼笨,好嗎??

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你們可能想說...那真是...

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你們可能想說...那真是...

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我不會做

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我才不會做

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你在想什麼??我是魯蛇??

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媽!爸!

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我要高中輟學

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因為我要成為Youtuber!

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那很無聊,好嗎??

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那真他媽的無聊

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這對大家來說是大驚奇嗎??

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那很無聊
工業管理跟經濟學...

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那天殺的無聊

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每個人都天殺的無聊

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我不能他媽的跟每個人講

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喔!電動就像是...

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我愛玩Wii

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喔!你不喜歡電動??

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我們就豪無關聯

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那麼我們就沒什麼好說的了

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"然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

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"然後他輟學,反而選擇開始在Youtube的新事業"

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"然後開始他的副業"

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"在街上賣熱狗"

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看起來很多人想要抹黑我

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因為我曾經賣過熱狗

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就好像你們都有聲望高的工作

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你知道嗎??

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我的熱狗

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是他媽的...

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他媽的讚

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你知道嗎??

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大多數人甚至沒賣...

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想買熱狗

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事實上...

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我們沒...

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那個人...

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我的老闆很吝嗇

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他就像...

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別煮熱狗了

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只要微波它們

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然後把它們浸在熱狗醬裡

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大家分不出來的

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"Pewdiepie於1989年10月24號出生"

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"在瑞典的哥特堡被撫養長大"

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Yes!

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那是斯德哥爾摩

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瑞典的首都

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你是怎麼搞砸的??!!

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只要google哥特堡就好了!!

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那裡有一堆圖片

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你是怎麼搞砸的??!!

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"他的母親Johanna"

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"是KappAhl的前首席資訊長"

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"然後他的父..."

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我是唯一覺得這有趣的人

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因為這真他媽的糟

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KappAhl

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"Kappah"

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KappAhl

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"Kappa"

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KappAhl ! 是KappAhl !
那是一間...

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知名的

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服裝公司

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"他的母親Johanna是..."

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首先,Johanna

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不是Joanna

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肏我吧!

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天殺的

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我要繼續嗎??

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"然後他的父親Ulf"

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"也是這家公司的執行長"

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不,他是別家公司的執行長

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但是...你做到了

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"Felix參加一個photoshop比賽"

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"然後再次的,他伸展了他的創意肌肉"

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"他最後贏了
然後他的作品被放在一家畫廊展示"

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"他最後贏了
然後他的作品被放在一家畫廊展示"

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對,這就是我的發表的作品

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在我的...

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藝術畫廊

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它看起來...
呃,你懂得

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真棒

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天殺的,你至少可以像是

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展示一些我的作品.好嗎??

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我喜歡photoshop女生

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好嗎??

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很好玩

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所以真實的故事是

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我愛photoshop

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那是我想要的,而不是...

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學校

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我幾乎要得到實習生資格

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於最好的廣告代理之一

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在...在斯堪地那維亞

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我很接近

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就在我跟另一個人

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然後我沒有得到工作

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然後我就像...

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幹!

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但我也想要做Youtube

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所以我經營去賣一些作品

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因為我印的像限量版

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因為我印的像限量版

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但足夠我買去電腦

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當我有了電腦

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我可以開始製作影片

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那就是我如何開始的

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那才是故事

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不客氣

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"在那時候,Youtube被很多影音部落客當道"

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"但沒有人想到"

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"成為電玩影音部落客"

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"所以很快的,他了解到他找到了他自己適合的去處"

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那是真的

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我還記得之前那時候沒有大gamer

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我還記得之前那時候
沒有知名的gamer

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只有像是...

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天殺的影音部落客

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他們很知名,像是...

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大名鼎鼎的Ray William Johnson

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我開了先河

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對了,不客氣

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好嗎??

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如果你是個Youtube的gamer

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你應該他媽的

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吸我的屌

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"當他還是查爾摩斯工學院的學生時"

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"他的影片開始起飛"

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"吸引了增加中的大數量觀眾"

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這很尷尬,就像...

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相信我這是最他媽尷尬的事

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如果你做了一部影片,就像...

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不論其他人知不知道

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當那條線就像...

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因為很明顯我不會到處

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給別人看我的影片

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所以一些人自己發現

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然後...

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像...

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當你朋友圈的人發現你做影片

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當你朋友圈的人發現你做影片

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那真他媽尷尬的

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對做一個Youtuber來說那不是個好時光

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當那件事發生

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"當他在玩失憶症時"

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"他發現他很害怕然後想說"

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"也許可以釋放一些壓力"

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"如果他用鏡頭拍自己"

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"會覺得當在玩的時候有人陪伴"

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那是真的

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那不是個大成功

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那更像是

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開始了某件事

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我從不像是...

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有個爆紅的影片
就是...

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砰! 讓我紅

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那只是...
我只是持續做影片

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建立觀眾

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很幸運的,你們一直進來

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那真是...

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我很驕傲

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我真的很驕傲,對於這事實

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那只是我自己建立的一些東西

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而不是因為幸運而爆紅

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或之類的

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"Felix想起這是..."

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"Felix想起這是他第一次..."

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只要把這影片記錄下來就好,老兄
真是尷尬

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抱歉,什麼??

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"Felix想起這是..."

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"Felix想起這是他..."

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那真的很尷尬

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"Felix想起這是..."

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"Felix想起..."

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我只是想說

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我...

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我只是想說,我...

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真美

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真的很美
好的,我們來看第二部分

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"他生於10月24號"

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"1989年在哥特堡這個城市"
你看看!

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妳做到了

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"也有傳言他是瑞典埃里克王與其他皇族的後裔"

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你他媽去哪裡找來的...

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事實??

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"我的家人沒有撫卹讓我玩
因為我玩太多了"

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"但每次我生病,我媽會租超級任天堂給我"

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就是這樣,基本上就是我的"畫出我的人生"影片

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去...只要去看它就好

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總是有像這樣的影片

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像是"幾大"或是"奇怪的真相"影片

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它們總是出現
但它們總是毫無意義

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我最喜歡的我做的"在成名之前"影片

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是我的...感謝100訂閱者影片

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"今天我們要來慶祝"

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"因為我有100位訂閱者了"

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"我的天,100位訂閱"

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對我來說,我得到100個訂閱是件大事

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我喜歡Youtube就跟我現在一樣

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很明顯的,東西改變了,很多東西變得不一樣
但我還是感到一樣的激動

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我想這是為什麼
我喜歡一直做下去

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所以謝謝你
不論你喜歡與否

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你懂的,喜歡Poodiepie與否

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非常感謝

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我能夢想的比什麼都多

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所以...

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兄弟拳

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我不要移動
你要自己拉近

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