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在這部影片開始前

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我先說幾句心裡話

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感謝各位

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我們剛剛達到了

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150億的播放次數

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后里蟹

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這比非洲的小孩還多啊

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這表示比非洲的小孩還多耶

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比Ainsley的裁切口還多啊

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這比宇宙的人口還多啊

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等等

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14.

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怎麼回事?

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他媽的是怎麼回事?

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我的觀看數咧?

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來看看數據

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(激烈的調查)

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每日觀看數

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負207...

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百萬!?

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兩億七百萬!?

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幹林老師咧YouTube

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踏馬德

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負兩億觀看次數

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媽的是怎麼回事

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嘿Felix

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這個...記得那兩億七百萬的觀看數嗎?

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我當然記得

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他們就像我的孩子一樣

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他們不見了

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我們把他們弄丟了

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總之大夥

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要是你們能來看看這個捐獻功能

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可以幫我來...這個...

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支持我 這是個支持按鈕

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這不是斗內

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我不是在網路乞討

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我...我需要更多錢

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我開這功能

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好啦我知道有人會說我很貪錢

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但我只是想試試看而已

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來看分析數據

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看有多少人真的...

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好我們來看看

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交易收益

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0.33美元

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穴穴各位

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總之

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我不是來討錢的

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我是很想這樣搞一整天啦

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我想說的事跟這完全不相干

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在PewDiePie成為YouTube之王前

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相信你們都看過這影片

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在他上Stephen Colbert的節目之前

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這種影片很出名

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而且好像很容易上推薦影片

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在Felix募到一百萬美元的善款之前

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"名人成功前"

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誰不想知道Brock Lesnar

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或是FouseyTUBE

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誰不想看看這些人

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出名前的樣子咧?

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當然

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其中一定有我

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一起來看看唄

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在BroArmy出現前

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在他一年賺400萬美元之前

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一年400萬?

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還真可愛啊

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菲立克斯‧齊爾柏格

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哈哈花惹發

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抱歉 你說啥?

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把我名字念好有這麼難嗎?

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沒那麼難吧?

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謝爾柏格

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他們可能為此重新弄了一部

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有點好奇

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PewDiePie的本名是菲立克斯‧謝爾...齊爾柏格

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菲立克斯‧凱爾柏格

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菲立克斯‧謝爾柏格?

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你們自己試試看啦

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沒有

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沒有

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還是沒搞懂嘛

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菲立克斯‧齊爾柏格一開始在大學主修科技管理與產業經濟

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接著他為了YouTube退學

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他第一份兼職是-

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等等等等等等等等

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為什麼大家都搞錯?

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我到處都看到這說法

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所以我也不怪你啦

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McCrueden先生

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我退學是因為我不感興趣

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為了搞YouTube而退學

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還真是他媽的蠢

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我才沒那麼蠢好嗎?

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你大概覺得...

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我才不會這樣 又不是魯蛇

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老媽

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老爸

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我不念書了

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我要當YouTuber

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是因為大學很無聊好嗎

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真他媽無聊到爆了

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有這麼驚訝嗎?

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產業管理與經濟真的很無聊

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真的他媽的無聊

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每個人都他媽的無聊

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我他媽沒有歸屬感

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電腦遊戲?

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你是說...

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我是喜歡玩Wii啦

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喔你不喜歡電腦遊戲?

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我不懂啦

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我跟你沒什麼好說的了

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接著他為了YouTube退學

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他第一份兼職是

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是在街上賣熱狗

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很多人都喜歡拿賣熱狗這件事靠北我

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是啊都像你們這麼好有份高尚的工作

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你知道我他媽的熱狗...

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他媽的好啊

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結果大部分人都不想買

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其實

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說真的

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我老闆超小氣

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他那時叫我不要真的煮

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微波一下

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再沾醬就好

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顧客分不出來啦

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PewDiePie出生於1989年10月24號

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在瑞典的哥特堡長大

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這張照片是斯德哥爾摩

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瑞典的首都

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怎麼能連這種事都搞砸?

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google哥特堡就好啦

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網路上一堆照片啊

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怎麼這種小事都能搞砸啦?

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他的母親喬安娜

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是Kappa的前任CIO

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我大概是唯一覺得好笑的人

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因為錯的真的很離譜

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kappahl

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kappa

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kappahl

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kappa

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kappahl

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是kappahl

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是很知名的

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服飾品牌

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他的母親喬安娜

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是喬漢娜

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不是喬安娜

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幹咧

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媽的我還要繼續嗎?

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他父親奧夫是同公司的CEO

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不對他是另一間公司的CEO

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不過算你過關吧

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Felix參加了一個PS的比賽

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再次揮灑他的創意

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他最後贏得比賽並獲得在畫廊展出的機會

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這就是我在畫廊展出的畫像

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真的是很...

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非常好!

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媽的咧

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起碼放一些我的作品好嗎?

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我喜歡PS女生好嗎

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很有趣的

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事情是這樣的

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我...我...

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我很喜歡PhotoShop

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我寧願不上學來PS

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我差點就成為斯堪地那維亞半島最厲害的廣告公司實習生

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真的是差一點點

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當時只剩我跟另一個競爭者

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結果我落敗了

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當時真的很幹

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還好我還有YouTube

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所以我賣掉我PS的作品

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因為我印了一些限量版照片

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夠我用這些錢買台電腦開始製作影片

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我是這樣開始的

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故事就是這樣

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不客氣

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當時YouTube有許多Vloggers

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但是沒有專注於電玩的Vlogger

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所以他很快地發現了利基

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這倒是真的

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我記得當時沒有什麼知名遊戲玩家

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那時只有Vloggers

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都很知名

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大名人例如Ray William Johnson

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我開創了道路

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不客氣啊

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你要是YouTube上的遊戲玩家的話你就該他媽的

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吃我的屌啦

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他還在查爾摩斯念書時

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他的影片事業開始起飛

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吸引越來越多的觀眾

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這真的很尷尬

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相信我 這他媽真是最尷尬的事了

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你如果來弄影片

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其他人知不知道

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那個界線...

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因為我沒有到處去炫我的影片

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所以有些人自己發現時

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那些你朋友圈裡的人

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發現你有上傳影片時真的是他媽的尷尬

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這對YouTuber來說是很不好受的

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當他玩失憶症這款遊戲時

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他害怕到把攝影機架起來以減輕壓力

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覺得這算是某種形式的陪伴

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真的

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但也不是什麼重大進展

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比較像是一個起點

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我從來沒有一部影片席捲網路

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讓我一夕成名

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我就是慢慢累積觀眾

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幸運的是人數一直在增加

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我以此為榮

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我很自豪這是我一手慢慢打造出來的

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而不是那種靠運氣一夕成就的東西

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Felix回憶當時(卡住)

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Felix回憶當時是史上首次...

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把這影片下架啦

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太丟人啦

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抱歉你說啥?

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Felix回憶當時(卡住)

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Felix回憶當時是...

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太丟人現眼了吧

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Felix回憶當時(卡住)

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Felix回憶...

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我想說...

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我...

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我想說那個啊...

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太美我不敢看

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好了我們來看趴兔

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他出生於1989年10月24日的哥特堡

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終於!

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他出生於1989年10月24日的哥特堡

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說對了

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亦有謠言指出他是瑞典國王的後代

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你們他媽是從哪弄來這些..."事實"啊?

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我爸媽沒有買遊戲主機來玩因為我會玩太久

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但是我每次生病時我媽會借一台N64來給我玩

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說對了 但這根本就是我那部"畫出我的人生"嘛

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乾脆直接去看那個算了

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老是會有這種影片

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這種熱門影片

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或是詭異事實的影片

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他們會一直出現

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但總是毫無重點可言

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我最喜歡的"成名前"影片

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是我的這個...

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100訂閱感謝影片

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沒錯! 我今天要來慶祝

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慶祝第100個訂閱者出現了

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老天鵝啊 100個訂閱者欸

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對我來說100個訂閱數是個很重大的里程碑

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我從以前就很享受YouTube一直到現在都是

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當然事情變了很多

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但我還是會感到興奮

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(懶得翻了orz)