WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.240 Hey, how's it going bros? My name's-- mynameisjeff 00:00:02.500 --> 00:00:03.000 Okay 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.960 Welcome back to Outlast, this is not live like last time 00:00:06.540 --> 00:00:08.940 Uh, a lot of you guys loved the liv-live episode. 00:00:09.120 --> 00:00:10.160 How are you doing baby 00:00:10.800 --> 00:00:12.280 Shake that ass for me Miley! 00:00:15.860 --> 00:00:17.780 Alright let's watch out for these fucking peasants. 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:19.840 Ain't gonna get me this time-- 00:00:20.040 --> 00:00:21.040 Alright, whatever. 00:00:21.420 --> 00:00:23.480 I don't understand why they have to throw up on me! 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:26.080 Like, what did I ever--Urh no. 00:00:27.340 --> 00:00:29.060 You're disgusting-- you're all disgusting. 00:00:30.500 --> 00:00:31.220 No. 00:00:33.080 --> 00:00:34.880 Alright, let's just go through here really quick! 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:35.840 Very nice! 00:00:36.700 --> 00:00:38.400 There we go, we were fine. 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:40.600 Uhh.. I was gonna say, 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:46.700 A lot of people liked live episode but uh, the reason I.. did it was because.. 00:00:47.860 --> 00:00:50.060 All of my Outlast videos got demonetized. (F U YouTube) 00:00:51.720 --> 00:00:52.800 Uncorrectly. 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:57.420 So I wanted to see if I could stream to fix it, but it didn't seem like it made ANY difference. 00:00:58.020 --> 00:00:59.920 Soo, here we are, back again. 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:01.760 Myy only friend. 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:02.720 Uhh. 00:01:03.360 --> 00:01:05.440 Appreciate all your feedback, it's all good 00:01:05.940 --> 00:01:07.840 Good shit. Uhh. 00:01:08.860 --> 00:01:11.500 Al-alright I guess we're gonna go in here, I don't know where the fuck to go. 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:14.800 Excellent. 00:01:15.860 --> 00:01:16.360 AH! 00:01:16.600 --> 00:01:19.500 What the FUCK dude-- wHaT the FUcK is YouR proBlEm? 00:01:20.340 --> 00:01:21.420 AsShOlE! 00:01:22.340 --> 00:01:23.740 What the fuck, man! 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:25.880 What did I ever do-- heal! 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:29.620 The shit is your problem, mehn! 00:01:31.440 --> 00:01:33.440 You better stay in there, boi! 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:35.640 what is this fUcKinG place? 00:01:37.780 --> 00:01:39.080 Maybe we can climb underneath? 00:01:41.340 --> 00:01:42.460 We can, okay. 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:44.720 Exc-- HWOOO 00:01:46.740 --> 00:01:48.920 ~BATTERIES~ (WEHNTHEMRNINGSGUNandYOUCANTGOON) 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:50.280 HeLL Yeh. 00:01:52.380 --> 00:01:53.500 Let's take t-the FUCK! 00:01:55.340 --> 00:01:56.940 Go go go, he's coming in! 00:01:57.540 --> 00:01:58.340 BiTcH! 00:01:59.160 --> 00:01:59.920 You SKINNY BITCH 00:01:59.920 --> 00:02:01.140 Aw what're you gonna do then? 00:02:01.600 --> 00:02:04.340 Oh fuck, oh fuck I shouldn't have asked. I shouldn't have asked. 00:02:04.820 --> 00:02:06.640 I shouldn't have fucking asked. 00:02:06.940 --> 00:02:08.300 Okay, maybe through here. 00:02:08.740 --> 00:02:10.180 Here we go, you guys are.. 00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:14.200 You guys look great-- you don't..just don't touch me alright. 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:16.280 WHOOP! 00:02:16.440 --> 00:02:17.340 YEH, BOI! 00:02:18.060 --> 00:02:20.940 See ya later, skinny BITCHES-- what is he doing? 00:02:23.060 --> 00:02:23.860 That's right. 00:02:24.700 --> 00:02:29.720 Best player of Outlast of all time. You're watching the.. zero death playthrough, everyone! 00:02:32.320 --> 00:02:33.260 Zero deathsss! 00:02:33.720 --> 00:02:36.740 Everyone-- top of the morning dadaa.. 00:02:38.620 --> 00:02:39.720 Okay. Well.. 00:02:40.760 --> 00:02:42.160 Seriously, nothing here? 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:44.480 Seriously? 00:02:45.440 --> 00:02:46.140 FuCk 00:02:48.320 --> 00:02:49.720 So I'm not supposed to be here? 00:02:51.300 --> 00:02:52.340 Aw, come on man. 00:02:53.640 --> 00:02:56.100 Of course, you just had to fucking jump up! 00:02:56.940 --> 00:02:59.840 I keep missin' the most obvious fucking shit in this game. 00:03:05.900 --> 00:03:06.860 I'm the worst. 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:08.780 The worst player of this game. 00:03:09.440 --> 00:03:10.500 AHHH! 00:03:10.660 --> 00:03:12.380 AHH! FUUCK! 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:14.680 FUCK! Ughh! 00:03:18.460 --> 00:03:19.500 Helvete. 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:22.000 Oh no, what did I do. 00:03:22.640 --> 00:03:23.900 Oh, my glasses. 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:26.380 Uhh where am I. 00:03:27.600 --> 00:03:29.060 Heey, this is not so bad. 00:03:29.880 --> 00:03:31.200 Who's out there? 00:03:32.780 --> 00:03:34.440 Who's creeping in the night. 00:03:35.420 --> 00:03:37.020 Let's go this way-- NO. 00:03:38.440 --> 00:03:39.540 Shuddap. 00:03:40.740 --> 00:03:41.720 Waht? 00:03:42.460 --> 00:03:45.280 Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit! Strafe! 00:03:45.880 --> 00:03:49.400 strafe! strafe! strafe! strafe! 00:03:49.800 --> 00:03:50.680 Ughh! 00:03:51.660 --> 00:03:52.680 Aw, this is bad. 00:03:54.600 --> 00:03:55.340 Fuck. 00:03:55.720 --> 00:03:57.040 Did he just say 'fuck me'? 00:03:58.040 --> 00:03:58.960 That's my line! 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:01.640 And also, please don't--- 00:04:03.380 --> 00:04:04.920 Ahh, they'll never find us. 00:04:05.720 --> 00:04:06.780 What are they? 00:04:07.340 --> 00:04:09.900 Ohh, it's a little-- HAHAHAHA! 00:04:10.300 --> 00:04:11.380 What the fuck is that! 00:04:11.940 --> 00:04:13.100 Ahah! ahh! 00:04:13.460 --> 00:04:16.680 Oh, oh no. oh no. oh no. oh no. not here. 00:04:16.740 --> 00:04:18.580 Nonononono. 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:19.900 You don't wanna come here, boi. 00:04:20.980 --> 00:04:21.940 That's right. 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:23.880 The fuck is that thing! 00:04:25.180 --> 00:04:27.320 Maybe we can.. crawl through this tent! 00:04:27.500 --> 00:04:28.200 yes! 00:04:31.840 --> 00:04:34.400 Am I wearing my fucking headphones backward again!? 00:04:34.700 --> 00:04:35.920 I was like 'what the fuck!' 00:04:36.400 --> 00:04:38.220 I keep wearing these headphones wrong! 00:04:39.020 --> 00:04:40.460 Alright, let's just go. 00:04:41.380 --> 00:04:42.440 We're good, we're good. 00:04:44.580 --> 00:04:45.860 No, don't touch me. 00:04:47.260 --> 00:04:48.880 Fuckin' eye patch pirate 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:50.660 Fucking so can-- ahh shit. 00:04:50.780 --> 00:04:53.280 That's uh, that's bad. That's really bad. 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:55.100 Well it's fine, I'll just go here. 00:04:57.280 --> 00:04:59.600 Why does no one in this game like me?? 00:05:06.200 --> 00:05:10.160 OH it's a spring here! For fuck's sake! I always miss the obvious things. 00:05:10.660 --> 00:05:11.880 Oh, what? 00:05:14.140 --> 00:05:15.680 This game is so fucking weird. 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:17.680 Jesus Christ. 00:05:18.320 --> 00:05:20.160 Alright, let's go out-- hey ah top of th--- 00:05:22.440 --> 00:05:25.360 Jessica come back to me, I love you.. you're my child. 00:05:28.020 --> 00:05:30.280 What the fuck, she's such an asshole. 00:05:31.180 --> 00:05:32.260 What's happening here? 00:05:33.460 --> 00:05:34.660 I can't jump over? 00:05:36.340 --> 00:05:39.680 This game is too fucking dark man. I can't see anything. 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:45.580 Okay, well I don't know why she's whispering to me. 00:05:48.220 --> 00:05:49.920 I don't need you to tell me that. 00:05:50.460 --> 00:05:53.240 We got.. Goon Cha and.. Froon Cha. 00:05:53.880 --> 00:05:57.780 Woah what the.. oh it's my shadow. Damn, I look buff. Don't I? haha! 00:05:58.140 --> 00:05:59.600 Get that protein, boi. 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.020 Is that how you.. computer. 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:05.820 Alright we got ar -a Father. 00:06:06.300 --> 00:06:07.780 Purs-pur curry. 00:06:08.540 --> 00:06:10.320 Feast of The Blessed Virgin Mary. 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:15.780 I took Miss Gray out of phys ed today to have a little talk with her. 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:22.120 Oh.. kay.. 00:06:22.540 --> 00:06:24.320 Runnin' away, huh? 00:06:24.820 --> 00:06:27.620 It just saved.. I don't know if I like that. Ha! 00:06:28.640 --> 00:06:30.080 See i'm on top of things. 00:06:30.340 --> 00:06:34.240 If this was a real horror game.. I'll be fine, trust me. Trust me I'll be. 00:06:34.640 --> 00:06:36.240 I'll be just fine. 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:40.240 I -I -I -I have zero deaths. That's for sure. That's for sure. 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:42.240 Id id id wouldn't have any deaths. 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:44.240 What's up Jesus. 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:46.240 Whatcha doin'. Nice nipples. Gotta say.