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Hey how is going bros

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My name...

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Ey

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*weird hand movements*

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Oh

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Yeah

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This is what the kids like

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A lot of hand movement

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A lot of hand gestures

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How's it going bros?

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Look what I got

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I'm not gonna lie this is the second one I have.

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We completely FUCKED the other one

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idk how

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Let's just play

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'Cuz now we gonna play a way cooler ga-

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Oh it st-

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It starts right away - Edgar!

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Michael (CLIFFORD)! - This is supposed to be a really cool VR experience

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I love cool VR experiences

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"JESUS!"

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I'm very very excited

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And here we go!

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"Check your surroundings. Are they clear?"

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All this legal bullshit just take me in the game!

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Found one

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Found two

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(Muffled) Okay, now...

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Batman VR I'm

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OH JESUS that's close

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Hey I can see the balls! ;)

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I CAN SEE THE BALLS! ( The big round balls)

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This is the red one, this is the pink one!

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Aw thats is cool I've always wanted to ball

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Can I ball myself? -pewdiepie 2k86

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OOH WOW

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(In-game AI) "To ensure the best VR experience-"

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Yeah, yeah, I get it

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That one

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No but I can't walk that far back

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Well, I fucking can't, you dumb bi*ch

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Listen, you fucking bitch

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I'm telling you

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You need to back the fuck up,

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I'm right here.

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Slippy is right there,

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okay, I don't wanna kill slippy.

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Is that a problem with anyone?

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I don't wanna kill my pet.

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(Game) "Position your headset within the target area"

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YOU'RE ASKING FOR A LOT OF THINGS!

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Martha: Bruce, it's okay

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Thomas: Car's around the front

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Martha: Come one, Brucey. Look at me.

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Oh my Gawd! That's way too close...

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Oh My God! I'm Tiny Brucey!!

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РОССИЯ

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Damn.

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Martha: I think you're father was scared, too.

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She thick, though.

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Martha: Hey, why don't we stop
for ice cream on the way home?

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Listen... You are really freaking me out.

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Like, you are way too fucking big

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HEY NO! IT'S... DADDY PLEASE!

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Joe: Cash, Jewelry, hand it over.

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Martha: Stay behind me, Bruce.

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Damn... She thick as fuck.

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Mugger: HAND IT OVER!
Thomas: Easy, friend. Easy

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That's... I just realized I made a weird incest joke, and i didn't mean to do it. I'm sorry mommy.

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Alright, just shoot em

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Just give her the neckless

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What are you guys doing in this alleyway anyway?

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Oh shit, oh shit...

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[gunshot]

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Oh no! Daddy! Mommy!

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NOOOO!

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Dont shoot me...

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I will... You know what?

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When i grow up i'm gonna put on a
cape and i'm gonna kick your ass

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Joe: You see that, kid?

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Oh shit, you are way too close to me

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Joe: That's what happens when you try to be a hero.

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Jesus fucking Christ

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His breath... smelled like ass

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Alfred: Rough night, sir?

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HO!

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Alfred: When did you return?

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Hey! How are you?

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Alfred: Some awareness of your
movements would be appreciated.

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Alfred: ...grand, or otherwise.

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Alfred: Ordinarily, I would beg you
to take a nights rest but...

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Let me touch your...face!

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*Sexy orgasmic sounds from felix*

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Alfred: I'll explain downstairs

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*happy felix*

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Alfred: You were looking for this, I imagine.

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Alfred: Very good, I'll see you downstairs.
Felix: I got it, I got it somewhere.

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Do I get to play the piano?

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I wonder If I am good

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*piano sounds*

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AAAAAHHH That's awesome!

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*Felix imitates sound of piano
while he plays a virtual piano*

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*Felix murmurs Beethoven's
Symphony No 9 4th Movement*

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Alright, Fuck it

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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BATMAN

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In The Batcave

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A.I.: Welcome. Suit-up sequence initiated.
Biometric siganture required.

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This is so cool

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Thank Lord For VR

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What is this?

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I put my hand there?

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HEY

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A.I. : Batsuit, version seven-point...

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Look I got my knuckles

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A.I.:...ready for deployment.

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OOH Those tities. I've always wanted to do this

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Don't Look Bros look

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BAAAAAAH *motorboat

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Alright What do I do with this?

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Oh I am wearing the suit.
Ok cool.

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This is...this is incredible, guys.

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Alright give me the arms

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Give me the FUCKIN' ARMS!

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I'm BATMAN

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Initiate ...

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The bat ...

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Cant seem to reach over there

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I got my bat gloves

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Fuck Yeah I got my bat gloves

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I need my bat helmet

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A.I.: Cowl, ready for deployment.

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OOOOOOOOO

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HOOOOOOOO

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This is so cool

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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aaaaaa....IM batman

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I'm Fucken Batman

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Fuck yeah

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I'm Fuckin BAtman

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I look fucken nice man

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aww I look fabulous

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Awwww Damn Dog

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I look so cool

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KAWAII Batman

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kawaii desu batachan

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I am Batman right now

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I am soo Batman right now

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OH MY GOD

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Oh let me put that...

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A.I.: Grapple gun, ready for deployment.

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Hell yeah, it is ready.

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Fook yeah, it's fuckin' ready.

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Got my bat-balls and everything.