WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.260 My father taught me many great gifts... 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:10.100 How to be cool... 00:00:10.860 --> 00:00:12.100 how to get the ladies... 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:14.120 how to build a wall... 00:00:14.580 --> 00:00:18.800 But most of all... how to run a real fucking nice pimp studio! 00:00:23.140 --> 00:00:24.440 Thanks dad! 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:29.000 I may have failed... in my previous endeavor-devors... fuck you. 00:00:29.380 --> 00:00:31.920 But this time, I'm going all out! 00:00:32.120 --> 00:00:35.180 I am creating a new company! 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:36.520 Holy shit what is- 00:00:41.700 --> 00:00:42.700 My new company! 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:47.780 B-3... BIG BOUNCY BOOBIES! 00:00:47.780 --> 00:00:50.500 Nikki, you look like you're from Tumblr. 00:00:51.700 --> 00:00:54.020 I despise you, I hate your guts 00:00:55.180 --> 00:00:57.580 But business is business, and you're hired Nikki. 00:00:57.580 --> 00:00:58.940 Alright, who's got the biggest titties? 00:00:59.380 --> 00:01:03.220 Flat chest, Zoey.. GET THE FUCK OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT ZOEY! 00:01:03.500 --> 00:01:06.660 Kyanna, you got that ass but GET OUT! 00:01:06.740 --> 00:01:08.580 Well fuck do you take me for? 00:01:08.720 --> 00:01:10.920 We've called the BIG TITTY TITS! 00:01:11.020 --> 00:01:12.140 Beli, you're in! 00:01:12.140 --> 00:01:13.540 (Me? I'm kinda nervous) 00:01:13.540 --> 00:01:14.140 Yeah you better be! 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:14.980 (I would be happy to!) 00:01:15.020 --> 00:01:16.340 You don't perform your up. 00:01:16.440 --> 00:01:19.220 Wait, you can... WHAT?! 00:01:19.440 --> 00:01:20.640 Why did no one tell me?! 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:23.860 You can just hold down the button! 00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:26.060 You just have to hold down the button! 00:01:26.440 --> 00:01:32.060 I have been clicking like a gazillion times!... JESUS CHRIST- thanks for telling me-thank you so much..! 00:01:32.240 --> 00:01:39.320 Ok we got Lailani which is Asian FL- FLAT CHEST?! LAILANI WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EVEN?! 00:01:39.400 --> 00:01:39.960 GET OUT! 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:43.420 Alright Zo-ZOEY! WE HAD THIS TALK BEFORE! 00:01:43.720 --> 00:01:48.660 Hiring Tiffy cause she used to be my main girl, my main boo... After Marzia of course... 00:01:48.660 --> 00:01:50.320 It's time to hire another one. 00:01:50.320 --> 00:01:54.560 Ok we got Lillian, she is teen, tattoos- FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF LILLIAN! 00:01:54.660 --> 00:01:56.460 WHY IS IT SO HARD?! 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.520 (dick joke intensifies) 00:02:02.460 --> 00:02:07.360 Aiko, asian, glasses.. GOD D-FUCKING-YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! 00:02:07.440 --> 00:02:09.200 Why does she have so many fans? 00:02:12.460 --> 00:02:13.340 Oh, glasses! 00:02:13.940 --> 00:02:17.400 Oh, they're into glasses! Oooh... 00:02:17.920 --> 00:02:18.860 Oooh.... 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:21.840 BIG TITTY GLASSES COMPANY! 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:23.160 Alright we're hiring her! 00:02:23.380 --> 00:02:24.600 You better get some implants. 00:02:24.600 --> 00:02:26.520 Alright what's her cup size , B, that's- 00:02:27.420 --> 00:02:29.160 WHERE ALL THE BIG BREASTED WOMAN?! 00:02:51.220 --> 00:02:52.020 Candace... 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:54.960 FINALLY! A GIFT FROM THE GODS! 00:02:55.060 --> 00:02:55.700 CANDACE! 00:02:57.600 --> 00:02:58.320 You're in. 00:02:58.940 --> 00:03:02.560 Wha- GODDAMMIT WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO RUN THIS BUSINESS?! 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:08.700 You guys aren't making me money, you're making me fucking... fuck all over of the money WHAT THE FUCK? 00:03:08.880 --> 00:03:10.880 This pimp business is gonna be the end of me. 00:03:11.020 --> 00:03:12.200 (Oh what's next?) 00:03:12.660 --> 00:03:15.420 What's next is trying to not get me bankrupt! 00:03:15.420 --> 00:03:15.920 (Got it...) 00:03:16.380 --> 00:03:17.920 Alright, we're gonna promo glasses. 00:03:18.160 --> 00:03:19.440 ''I <3 Nerd Girls'' 00:03:19.880 --> 00:03:23.180 Yeah you're into that shit? You betcha are you fucking perv! 00:03:23.500 --> 00:03:25.200 Can we glasses.. glasses or tits. 00:03:25.420 --> 00:03:26.920 C'mon, glasses or tit... 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:30.640 Fuck sake, you're all useless... $1 per hour?! Kyanna you're in. 00:03:30.880 --> 00:03:33.960 Look how much money I fucking own while people are at the day spa! 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:37.160 Go have a day at the spa while I'm clicking away! 00:03:40.880 --> 00:03:41.540 Now listen... 00:03:45.040 --> 00:03:47.520 God damn this is so much fucking money in vault 00:03:48.640 --> 00:03:49.940 I gotta pay the bills somehow 00:03:50.140 --> 00:03:50.780 I'm sorry 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:53.840 Candace... 00:03:54.140 --> 00:03:56.340 We're not making the money we need... 00:03:56.640 --> 00:04:01.680 Go to the hotel please, please... and don't contract any STD's please... 00:04:03.580 --> 00:04:04.760 Thank God Candice! 00:04:05.100 --> 00:04:08.540 Hepatitis... Candice... Candice is caught hepat- 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:11.460 Ughh, I'm so dissapointed! 00:04:12.740 --> 00:04:15.140 I'm so dissapointed in you Candice. 00:04:16.520 --> 00:04:19.560 Tiffany... $1 an hour... Tiffany, you're in! 00:04:20.180 --> 00:04:22.020 You're in, now buy me shoes. 00:04:22.460 --> 00:04:26.520 My big breasted glasses girls are so fucking hot... I mean, I'm- are so good. 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:28.860 Candice ran out of steroids (gasps) 00:04:29.020 --> 00:04:30.460 Candice is back in business! 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:34.840 What, she still has hepatitis? What the fuck is wrong with your hepatitis? How do I- 00:04:34.860 --> 00:04:37.740 Oh my god Zoey HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU TRYING? 00:04:37.740 --> 00:04:43.060 HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU ZOEY, GET THE FUCK OUT AND STOP WASTING MY TIME! 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.520 YOU GOT ZERO POTENTIAL, ZERO! 00:04:46.020 --> 00:04:48.980 Hey Tiffany, wear this buttplug while you go shopping. 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:49.580 (give it to me!) 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:57.040 Alright Zoey, you wanna work in this business so hard? 00:04:57.680 --> 00:04:59.440 Here, take this buttplug! 00:05:00.300 --> 00:05:02.220 Buy me some cigarettes!.. And fuck off! 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:06.120 Huge tits and glasses... that's what they want. 00:05:06.400 --> 00:05:07.860 And that's what we provide. 00:05:07.980 --> 00:05:09.980 What, how did she get a STD? You wear a condom! 00:05:11.580 --> 00:05:12.140 No! 00:05:13.320 --> 00:05:18.840 Oh god I didn't give her a condom, she got chlamydia now FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, KILL ME! 00:05:19.080 --> 00:05:19.580 WHY?! 00:05:20.020 --> 00:05:21.540 WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?! 00:05:21.700 --> 00:05:23.080 I fucking got this shit. 00:05:23.280 --> 00:05:26.380 I got this shit out of the fucking back. I was born to do this shit. 00:05:26.760 --> 00:05:28.160 I breathe to do this shit. 00:05:28.580 --> 00:05:30.040 I live to do this shit! 00:05:30.500 --> 00:05:32.200 I'm gonna have to hire my last girl, Marlena. 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:34.360 Jesus, she's very... 00:05:34.700 --> 00:05:38.260 But, she said naturally but I ain't nothing natural about that girl. 00:05:38.580 --> 00:05:39.940 Oh my god that money! 00:05:40.760 --> 00:05:42.440 Big Breasted Glasses... 00:05:42.620 --> 00:05:43.740 Best idea I've ever had. 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:47.120 Finally, finally I'm ruling the pimp business. 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:49.820 Big Breasted Glasses was all I ever needed. 00:05:50.200 --> 00:05:52.560 My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now. 00:05:53.400 --> 00:05:57.840 The way I handle woman with such dignity and respect. Even tumblr would've approved this video. 00:05:57.940 --> 00:06:03.620 HAIL TO THE PIMP KING, PEWDIEPIE... PIMPDIEPIE BITCH! THAT'S ME, MOTHERF- 00:06:04.620 --> 00:06:05.120 What happened? 00:06:05.740 --> 00:06:06.240 Ah, stop. 00:06:08.960 --> 00:06:12.440 YES, I FINALLY BEAT THE GAME! 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:15.240 FINALLY I DID IT! 00:06:15.460 --> 00:06:18.020 YES, I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS! 00:06:19.220 --> 00:06:22.180 Big Breasted Glasses, that's how it's done. 00:06:22.540 --> 00:06:24.960 Y'all playa haters can FUCK OFF! 00:06:25.620 --> 00:06:26.880 That's how it's done! 00:06:26.940 --> 00:06:30.900 Alright, well leave a like if you enjoyed watching this video, thank you so much for watching and as always... 00:06:31.860 --> 00:06:32.880 Enjoy my hoes. 00:06:33.640 --> 00:06:34.200 Call me.