P: Oh, it's so boring without any friends.
But wait a minute...
(Irish Folk Music Plays/step dancing sounds)
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (J: TOPADAMORNINGTOYALADDIES)
P: OH MY GOD!!!!!
You're here!
J: I'm here!
J: (Half-hearted) Lets do some shit..!
*embarrassed laughter*
Why'd I agree to this?
I actually don't know
Just like "Hey! Show up in my house"
"Hey you wanna record a video?"
Sure lets go!
(In weard voice)Pewdiepie Let's do this!
P: Dont make my impression, goddammit!
(Same tone as impression) Hey, lets do this!
J: (Imitates Pewds) Bros! Bros!
P: (Badly Imitates Jack) TOPPADAMORNENYOYA!
J: No
P: That's not even how you do it
J: No it's not! P: Catch!
J: D- Ohkey!
P: I challenge you! Jacksepticeye..
To a bottleflip challenge!
We have footcam!
Three, two, one go!
P: This- J: OHHHHH!!
OWWWWWW MA EARS so MLG
J: Haha, we fuckin' suck P:This is gonna be great
P: OK, but..
Here's the thing, there's a twist!
J: Oookay...
P: (Gruff Voice) There's a twist! There's a twist!
J: (Imitating Pewds) There's a twist everybody!
J: *laughs* P: If you dont (Chuckles) do the bottle flip first
You have to pick..
A Reddit 50/50
J: Ohh nohohooo!!
P: So 50/50! 50/50
More like 80/20
P: But still them 50/50 J: Oooohhhh nooooooooo
P: And you guys at home you get to watch anyway
F*ck me
OK, Lets go down- lets go down to camera #2
J: OK wait P: OK!
P: Camera #2! Here we go!
J: OHOHO!!
I AM THE ONE DONT WEIGH A TON
J: SECOND ATTEMPT! P: *Screams*
J: SECOND TRY! P: OHHHHH!!
J: I mean...
J: I mean first try!
P: Sponsored by Evian™!
J: *Laughs*
P: Goddammit
P: Camera #1
J: 'Ello! P: This is so fuckin' weird
P: OK
J: Are you just gonna pick a random or you gonna go from the worst?
P: I'm go- I'm going from the top
J: Ok what-
P: "Fetus on ground after crash with pregnant woman"
I dont believe that's a thing
J: OK, or..
P: I dont believe that's a thing
J: Or a "photo of quintuplets in the uterus"
P: I dont wanna see either of those!
J: Yeah- why am I still looking at this?
P: You can look away Jack!
J: OK, I'll judge by your reaction
P; Here I go!
Oh, that's nice!
PRANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: OHH GOD JESUS- P: Got 'em!
P: Got 'em! That's disgusting! Get that shit away!
P: What the ...? J: What is wrong with you?
J: Ahright thats pretty good
P: I gotcha!
P: Anoth- back to camera #1!
J: Oh Jesus Christ...
J: OK Go
P: Fuck!
I AM THE ONE...
J: Ohhoho no!
P: I think I have too much water in mine!
J: Fuck! Ok I have to do..
P: Nono! Hey hey! Hey!
J: YES!
J: Hahaha! P: Wait wait! I got one! I gotta chance
J: Come on! Come on!
J: *giggles* P: *screams*
J: You're terrible at bottle flips!
P: Apparently I am. Yeah you're-
J: (Imitates Pewds) Do you even meme bro? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
P: Shut the fuck up!
P: AHHH Not again! Jesus! J: OH Jeeesus! This again!
P: Ohhh my Go-
P: Ohh! Markiplier! J: Oh! It's Mark-!
J: Why is he there?
P: I was looking at his videos
P: Okay.. Okay.. Awright.. Alright!
P: It's time for my punishment
P: "Train runs over a parked car"
silence
P: That's pretty cool
J: I mean it's- it's a- its a car...
P: "Man demonstrates some very impressive green screen action!"
P: Oh is this a video of me?
*clicks*
P: Oh no I got the car one
J: Is it a video?
P: Yeah, its a gif
(or jif whatever)
P: Ohhh! That's awesome! Don't look yet!
P: Ok, Okk. Look at this
P: *giggles in amazement*
absolute silence
P: WHAAAT!?
P: *laughs*
J: Hwwhaat!?
J: That was awesome! P: *still laughing*
J: It's so seamless!
P: It looks so real!
P: That was good!
P: That was really good... J: Man I like this game!
J: Thank you Felix P: Heyy! You're welcome!
P: The uterus, the train!
J: The human body!
P: Back to camera #1! J: Camera 1!
*slow motion gunshot sound*
P: Ohhhhhh!
P: First try ever!
J: Ok..
J: Nooohohoho! P: Yess!!
P: Finally! I know I could do it!
J: (Imitates Pewds) Okay bros!
P: Dont look! Danny Devito! J: Here we go!
J: (Imitates Pewds) Were gonna do 50/50!
J: Okay!
J: "Hamster eats a tiny burrito" or "Man eats a tiny hamster"
J: Why? Why would you do that?
P: What the fuck?!
J: Ohhh!
J: OHHH! P: Eeeeewwwww! Ewwwww!
J: Noooo!
P: Eeeeuuugh what the fuck?! Take it away!
P: Why would you do that?!
J: Ohh that actually made me gag!
P: Really?
J: Oh my God why? Why would he do that?
P: Why did you do this?
J: I thought he was gonna be like, oh he just puts the hamster in his mouth
P: He chewed
J: He chewed and the hamster like popped
P: Asians what is wrong with you?
J: Oh no, my poor little...
J: My poor little Irish-
J: NOOO!! There it is again! Don't-
P: He's got that blue hair..
sick
P: Ohh, what the fuck? He- Auuughhh...
J: See? You almost got sick as well!
P: What the fuck is this in my mouth..?
J: Is that a hamster?
P: I don't know
J: Camera #1! P: Camera!
P: I dont have the technique down yet
J: Yeah I dont- I dont get it..
J: Don't let it- it's an arc
P: Ohhhh! J: *Whines*
J: Yeahhes
P: I still- Theres still hope
(Loud distorted version of Denzel Curry's "Ultimate" plays) J: I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TON!!
J: CAMERA 1!
P: Okay, Camera 1
P: Okay, Oh it's my turn
P: Fuck! I don't wanna
P: "Puppy digs a hole"
J: Or a "dude with a hole in his face"
J: Click, click on it Felix
P: Please be the puppy!
P: Please! The puppy!
P: I need the puppy!
you want a puppy have a dude with a hole in it's face
P: That is NOT a puppyyyyyy! J: Is it the dude with a hole in his face?
P: Ohh, what the fuck?! Is he alive?
J: That's not a dude with a hole in his face
J: That's a dude with HALF a face
P: *chuckles at roast*
P & J: CAMERA ONE!!
P: OHHHHHHH!
Loud distorted version of Denzel Curry's "Ultimate" plays) P: OHHHH!
P: OHHH
J: That doesn't count! P: MY
P: GOD
J: That doesn't count! P: THAT! FUCKING! COUNTS! All the way!
J: Ohhh fuck's sake
P: YES!
J: "Bull running accidents" or" tree frog croaking"
J: Slippy!
J: Don't pay attention, you're the best frog okay?
P: What is it?
J: It's the frogs!
P: Awwwww
(Croaking)
P: See they do that but they don't shit afterwards
J: Why didn't you get a tree frog then?
Instead of a hamburger..
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROASTED
P: Don't make fun of my fucking frog
P (As Slippy): "Oh my god, it's my friends!"
J: Is he gonna shit?
Don't, don't shit
Don't, no don't touch him!
P & J: *laughs*
J: Plug up his butthole
P: He seems to have-
P: OKAY! Okay
J: He's reacting!
J: Tree Frogs: The natural enemy of hamburgers
P: Final one Jack!
This is it!
You think you're better than me?
J: Yeah! I won more of them
P: This is all or nothing
J: Okay, we- we mix up the bottles, I dunno which is which
P: Whoever wins this-
Welcome everybody to the Yearly Bottleflip Championship Tournament
J: Sweden vs Ireland
P: Sweden vs Ireland
OK, Sweden starts
Irish goes anyway
P: Nevermind J: Ahah, ...
J: At this rate it's gonna be the first to one
P: Fuck!
J: Ohh, I'm so close everytime!
P: Noo!
J: This bottle is fucked!
P: I AM THE ONE!
Okay!
P: Nooo! Noooo! J: Yeaaahehehehahahahahahaah
P: OK, It continues
It continues
J: Okay
P: OOOOHHH!
J: OHHOHOHOOO! P: NOOOOO!
P & J: *laughs*
P: Goddammit!
BAM!
OHHH!
P: NOOOOO! J: *laughs*
J: *more laughter*
P: I was-!
J: We couldn't do it at all earlier
P: Come on
J: ...not the one
P: I AM THE ONE!
P: Come on! Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!
P: The pressure is so much-
NOO-
*EXPLOSION!*
Sponcered by Evian™
P: WHAT THE FUU...!
This is ridiculous!
J: YES!
P: For Sweden!
J: Nohohoohoo P: Yesss!
J: That was the highest one too!
P: What the fuck? This finale is killing me
J: Ohhhh
P: This is it! This is it! J: You'd think we have the fuckin' technique down by now!
(Slow motion screaming) P: YEEEESSSS!
P: I am the best bottle flipper! J: Owwww! (turns into laughter)
P: I'm sorry
P: YES!
SLAMMIN!
Jacksepticeye!
J: Just scared the shit out of me
P: Well, now we know who the best bottle flipper is!
Now as punishment, I'm gonna let you watch..
My least favorite video in the whole world
who is jacksepticeye LOL
J: *chuckles*
P: Here you go!
Enjoy!
J: Okay..
Bye
He's so loud! What's wrong with him?
P: Alright well, thank you Jack for doing the bottle flip challenge
J: No problem P: No lets not call it that
J: Yeah
P: Check out Jack if you for some reason don't know who he is
P: I'll link in the description J: Yeah it's not like i'm a fucking meme here already-
J: Theres a play button
P: Wait thats a person!!1!
J: There's a play button with my name on it there!
P: Can I just get- see you with the- there you go!
As the loser of the bottle flip challenge you get this golden play button.
J: I dont want this! This is tainted!
P: This is your's now leave a like if you enjoyed!
And I'll see you.. Bro.. Brofist
J: Jackseptic play button fist
P: That's- Ive always waited for that
No- go ahead, do it!
There it is! Beautiful!
J: TOPPADAMORNIN!
Watch these videos NO BALLS