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哦！沒有朋友一起就太無聊了

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但是等一下...

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愛爾蘭音樂

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啊啊啊啊啊。。。。

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我的天啊

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你在這裡！

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我在這！

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來做點智障的事吧

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哈哈

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為什麼我會同意這個..

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我其實也不知道

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就像“嘿，來我家吧”

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“嘿，你想要錄個影片嗎？”

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好啊

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Poodeepie！一起完成這個吧！

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該死的，不要學我

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嘿，那我们开始吧

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兄弟們

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。。。

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不

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那根本不像你

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J:對啊 P:接住！

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好吧

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我要挑戰你

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翻寶特瓶挑戰！

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我們有腳邊照相機

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3, 2, 1 開始！

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噢噢噢噢

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Ｊ：哈哈我們超爛的
Ｐ：這一定會很棒

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好，但是...

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情況扭轉！

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好哦...

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情況扭轉！

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各位！情況扭轉！

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如果你沒有先翻寶特瓶..

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你要選擇..

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一个修改

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哦！不！

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所以50/50

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更像80/20

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Ｐ：但還是50/50
J:哦！不！

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你們這些在家的，不管怎樣也要一起看！

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好，轉到相機2

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Ｊ：好，等一下
Ｐ：好！

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2號相機！開始！

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啊，哄哄

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Ｊ：第二次！

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Ｊ：第二次！

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我的意思是...

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我的意思是第一次！

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Ｐ：由Evian贊助！

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“笑声”

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Ｐ：該死的！

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相機1號！

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Ｐ：這他媽超怪的

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好哦

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你要隨機選一個還是要直接選最糟高的那個？

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我要從最上面開始

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好哦..

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碰撞后，胎儿从孕妇里跌了出来

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我無法相信這是個東西

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好..

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我無法相信這是個東西

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五胞胎在子宮裡的照片

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我兩個都不想看！

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恩..我幹嘛繼續看這個？

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你可以不要看啊傑克！

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好，我會由你的反應來判斷

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好，我要開始囉！

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哦！這個很好！

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Ｊ：哦！天阿！
Ｐ：哈哈 被我騙了吧

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Ｐ：這超噁的！把這鬼東西拿走！

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Ｊ：你是哪裡有問題拉？

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好拉，剛剛那超酷得

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我整到你拉

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回去相機1號！

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我的天啊

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好，继续

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幹！

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THUG LIFE

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哦哦哦！不！

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我覺得我的瓶子太多水了

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幹！我要開始了

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不！嘿！嘿！嘿！

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呀

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等一下！我也有一次機會！

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來啊！

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“笑声”

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你超不會翻寶特瓶的

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表面上我是拉

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他媽的閉嘴！

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Ｐ：哦哦哦.. 不要再來了！耶穌啊！
Ｊ：哦..耶穌啊！又來了！

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哦~我的天啊

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P:哦哦哦！是马克皮里尔
J:哦哦！是马克

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為什麼他在這啊？

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我剛剛在看他的影片

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好拉好拉..

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我的懲罰時間到了

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火車撞爛一個停著的車子

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那很酷哦

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我的意思是，就是一台車拉

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男人示範一個超令驚訝的綠幕動作

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哦這影片在拍我嗎？

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哦不！我拿到車子的那個

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這是個影片嗎？

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對，是一個gif檔

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哦！超讚的，先不要看！

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好好好，看這個

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蛤？！

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蛤？！

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超酷的拉！

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超級無接縫的誒！

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看起來超真的！

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超讚的！

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Ｊ：我喜歡這遊戲

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Ｊ：謝拉Felix 
Ｐ：不客氣拉

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子宮！火車！

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人體！

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回到相機1號！

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噢噢！！！

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第一次！

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好哦..

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Ｊ：不！
Ｐ：太好了！

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Ｐ：我就知道我最後一定做得到！

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Ｊ：好了兄弟們！（學Pewdiepie)

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Ｐ：不要看！Ｊ：開始囉！

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Ｊ：我們要做50/50了！

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好！

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“倉鼠吃一個小墨西哥脆餅”還是“一個男人吃一個小倉鼠”

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為什麼？為什麼你要這麼做？

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什麼鬼啊！

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哦哦哦哦！！

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哦哦哦！！！
好恶！！！！！

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不！

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什麼鬼啊！快關掉！

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你為什麼要這麼做！

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那讓我作嘔！

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真的？

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我的天啊為什麼？為什麼他要這麼做？

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為什麼你要這麼做？

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我以為他只會把倉鼠放到他嘴巴裡

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他嚼了！

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他把那個倉鼠嚼爆了！

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亞洲人你哪裡有問題啊？

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哦不..我可憐的小...

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我可憐的小倉鼠

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不！又要來了！

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他有藍髮..

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哦！什麼鬼啊？

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看！你也覺得很噁吧？

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我嘴巴裡這是他媽是什麼啊？

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是倉鼠媽？

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我不知道

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相機1號！

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我還沒失去那個技術！

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還是有希望的！

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相機1號！

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好哦 相機1號

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好了，換我拉

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幹！我不想要

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狗狗挖一個洞

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或是 一個臉上有一個洞的男人

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點！點下去！

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拜託是狗狗！

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拜託是狗狗！

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我需要狗狗！

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Ｐ：這不是狗狗！
Ｊ：是那個臉上有洞的男人？

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哦！搞什麼鬼啊？！他還活著嗎？

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Ｊ：那不是一個臉上的洞的男人！

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那是一個只有一半臉的男人！

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相機1號！

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那不算！

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天阿！

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Ｊ：那不算拉！
Ｐ：這他媽算拉！

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Ｊ：喔天啊...

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不要太專心，你是最棒的青蛙，好嗎？

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是什麼？

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是青蛙！

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你看，他們可以這樣但是等一下卻不會大便

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那你為什麼不買樹蛙？

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來替代漢堡？

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不要取笑我的青蛙！

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天阿！是我的朋友們！

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他等一下會大便嗎？

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不！不要大便！

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不，不要碰它！

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把他的屁眼堵住

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他看起來好像要...

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他正在反應中！

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Ｊ：樹蛙，漢堡的天敵！

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最後一個了傑克！

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就剩這次了！

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你覺得你會比我好嗎？

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對啊，我贏的比較多

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這次是全部或是什麼都沒有！

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好，我們把瓶子搞混了，我不知道哪個是哪個

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不管誰贏這場...

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歡迎大家來到年度翻寶特瓶冠軍賽！

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瑞典對上愛爾蘭！

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瑞典對上愛爾蘭！

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好的，瑞典先開始

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Ｐ：當我沒說
Ｊ：哈哈

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照著這個頻率，這一定是第一個成功的

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幹！

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哦！我每次都差一點點

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不！

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這水平他媽的爛！

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我是那個贏的！

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好哦！

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Ｐ：不！不！
Ｊ：耶！哈哈哈哈哈！

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Ｐ：好，繼續

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繼續

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好哦

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哦！！

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Ｐ：不！

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Ｐ：該死的！

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我剛剛..！

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我們之前完全沒辦法成功啊xD

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來吧！

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這個不是..

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我會是贏的那個！

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加油！瑞典！瑞典！瑞典！

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壓力打大...

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壓力好大...

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不...

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搞什麼！

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這太誇張了！

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為了瑞典！

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這也是最高的

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什麼？！這個總決賽快把我累死了

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贏了！贏了！你以為我的技術現在就衰退了嗎！

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我是最好的翻寶特瓶選手！

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抱歉D:

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嚇死我了

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我們現在知道誰是最會翻寶特瓶了吧！

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現在，以一個懲罰，我要讓你看...

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這世界上我最討厭的影片

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就是這個了！

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享受吧！

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好哦..

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再見

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他超大聲的！他哪裡有問題啊？

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好拉，傑克謝謝你參加這個翻寶特瓶挑戰

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Ｊ：沒問皮
Ｐ：不要這麽說

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去看看傑克的頻道如果你因為某些原因還不知道他是誰

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Ｐ：我會把連結放在介紹那邊
Ｊ：這不像是我已經變成笑話了

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這裡有一個播放按鈕

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等一下，那是一個人！

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這是一個有我名字在上面的播放按鈕

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讓我拿一下... 這給你！

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身為翻寶特瓶的輸家，你可以拿走這個金色的播放按鈕

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我不想要這個！這是...

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這現在是你的了！如果你喜歡這個影片的話，請點個讚！

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我會再見到你..兄弟們...擊拳

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傑克的播放按鈕拳

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我一直都在等待著這個

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不.. 快點做！

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就是這樣！漂亮！

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