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Tum mujhe pasand nahi ho, T-series

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Kuch bhi nijji nahi hai bache

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par mujhe poore damm se aage aana padega

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bas iss baar

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Bobs yaan Vagana, inme se koi bhi ho

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chup chap neeche baith jao T-series, main yahan par asli chai girane aya hoon

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tum mujhe pehle number se neeche giranay aaye ho

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par 'tum India tum loose', to tum soch kar chalo k tum abhi jeetay nahi ho

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jab main tumse nipat lunga to tum bilkul khatam ho jaoge

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hum to abhi sirf shuru hue hain

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main tumhara nirikshan karta hoon (taali) (taali) shunya, alvida "matlabi"(urban translation) alvida

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to aao T-series kuch drama karne ka soch rahe ho?

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mujhe tumhe "kutiya lasagna" serve karne do

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"Kutiya Lasagna""Kutiya Lasagna" T-series kuch nhi hai bas "Kutiya Lasagna" hai

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"Kutiya Lasagna", "Kutiya Lasagna"

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"Kutiya Lasagna". T-series ko dekho wo apni maa ke liye ro raha hai

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"Kutiya Lasagna" "Kutiya Lasagna"

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"Kutiya Lasagna" "Kutiya Lasagna"

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"Kutiya Lasagna" Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya

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Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya Kutiya

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*"Kutiya Lasagna"*

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*sick beats*

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*sick beats

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"Kutiya Lasagna""Kutiya Lasagna""Kutiya Lasagna"

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T-series kuch bhi nahi bas "Kutiya Lasagna"(urban translation) hai

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"Kutiya Lasagna""Kutiya Lasagna"

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T-series ko dekho kaise apni maa ke liye ro raha hai

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Ye Bob kon hai? Or tum use choomna kyun chahte ho?

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Main bas ek neeli ankh wala gora dragon hoon jabki tum ek sanvale jadoogar ho

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Tumhare desh ke pass duniya ki 1/5 janta hai

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par mere pass duniya ke saare 9 saal ke bache hain, to tum apni tatti ko pakad kar rakho

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"Motu Patlu", iska akhir matlab kya hai?

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Tumhari bhasha aisi sunayi deti hai jaise tum "Mumble Rap Community" se ho

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Nahi papa, nahi papa, haan papa, Johnny

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To abhi saari cheeni gatak lo or chalo ye party shuru karte hain "Kutiya Lasagna" ke saath

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"Kutiya Lasagna" "Kutiya Lasagna"

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T-series ko dekho kaise apni maa ke liye ro raha hai "Kutiya Lasagna" "Kutiya Lasagna"

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T-series kuch nahi bas "Kutiya Lasagna" hai "Kutiya Lasagna" "Kutiya Lasagna" "Kutiya Lasagna"

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"Kutiya Lasagna" Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya Kuitya. T-series sirf ek "Kutiya Lasagna" hai

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*upbeat music*

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Bitch Lasagna on repeat