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Hey, how's it going, bros?

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My name is PewDiePie!

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You can hold your celebrations. I'm not going away forever,

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just yet.

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I'm just going away for another trip, and I've decided, not to upload during this time.

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Because my hair is just so god-damn awful.

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I'm looks like Demitri trying sell sweatpants.

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Usually when I go away, I prepare videos in advance.

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it's a lot of work,

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but we make it happen. But this time, it just felt…forced

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I don't want to put…

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quantity over quality.

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Never thought I'd say that.

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I feel so weird.

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I feel so…ugh.

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Quantity wins on YouTube. That's…

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like no question.

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Look at Leafy Is Here, okay?

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[Quiet chuckle]

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I'm kidding, Calvin. (Leafy's real name)
[blows kiss twice]

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Last year when I prepared for scare PewPiePie, I made so many videos in advance, because I knew I was gonna be away for a month.

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And…I really hated that,

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because…

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I made videos that I didn't like…

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because I had to make them,

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and…

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just…wasn't fun.

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And now I feel finally really happy about the content that I'm making, and I want to stay true to that. So, no more shit content!

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That's the funniest joke of this video. I haven't taken a break like this from YouTube in probably two years. So it's a little scary,

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and you don't know what's gonna happen, but we're just gonna have to go with it.

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If you will…if…please be back cause I will be back as well.

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Thank you!

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I love you guys so much!

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I hope you guys understand this decision.
[Turn around and hit microphone]

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It's just the way the…

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It's gonna go from…thank you for understanding this decision.

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The feedback I've been getting lately on the channel has just been…

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fucking amazing! (hell yeah it has)

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And I wanna keep that up, and I think this is the best way to do it.

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So I'll see you in *seven days*
[echoes in asterisks]

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Have a great time until then, and remember bros:

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[Kisses fist] Stay awesome!

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Translator: Cristina Martinez-Saneaux, Ian Golden, Ehm, PurpleDolphin19, Mustafa Shakir, 
Corrector: Hans Rega

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I want a K-Pop haircut, but I got sleazy Russian, instead.

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[Russian accent]
You want to buy sweatpants?