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*sexy hair flip* WHAT'S UP?

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Today...

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I am... have a guest everybody! (i wonder who am the guest ;oo)

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i'm- , i have a guest everybody

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a surprise guest

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A surprise guest...

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A surprise guest...

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that doesn't wanna come out apparently.

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(*Marzia pops out of oblivion*) Pewds: We practiced this!

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It's Marzia, everybody! :D *claps*

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Pewds: Can you do this, Marzia?

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M: No, I clearly cannot.

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*sexy close-up shots*

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P: Today I have a challenge for you, Marzia! (Whatcha up to now, Pewds?)

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M: Mmhm, I'm ready (serious face) :3

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Who is the best gamer?

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*sigh*

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Me :)

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(That's all, folks!)

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P: Which game are we playing?!

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M: Dancing Line! &lt;3

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P: If you guys wanna check it out, we'll link it in the description.

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Glorious sponsored video! Namaste!

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M: Do you see my dancing top? *dances*

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M: I prepared for this! *still dancing* Do you like it? :D

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P: No one wants to see you dance, please stop. Stop immediately.

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P: The point of this game... I never played it before.

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M: *scoffs*

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P: I haven't practiced.

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P: But the point of the game is that you -- you sync it to the music.

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M: Mmhm. P: So you gotta listen to the music.

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M: Mmhm.

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P: How would you say that your tempo...skill is? Level? (Nicely phrased, Pewds.)

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M: Good! *giggles*

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P: ...That's gonna be a tough one.

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M: You haven't been practicing! P: Alright, here we go. You start, you start.

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P: *clapping*  Whoever makes it first...

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*music playing*

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P: So it starts up really easy, okay? Don't worry about it.

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*music playing, Pewds nodding along*

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P: *faintly* So you gotta listen to the music...

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M: Ugh!

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P: 'Kay, you got twenty percent -- *is interrupted by Maya barking*

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P: Maya! Gonna need you to shut up.

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M: I'm like, do I still get points even if I don't hit it to the same time? P: You get less points.

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M: Well, I'm still getting points. P: Uh-huh.

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*music finishes*

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P: Hey, you did it! Good job, Marzia! What's next for you? Sudooku, perhaps?

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M: *disapprovingly* "Sodooku?"

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P: *correcting himself* Sodoku.

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P: Don't touch my nipple.

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P: They have this new level called "The Faded", which -- you may have heard the song?

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M: Mmhm.

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P: Uhh, it's very emotional.

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P: Even though technology has connected us more than ever, the whole world,

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sometimes you feel more...disconnected and in solitude, than ever and this is what this song and this level is all about.

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P: Listen, this is real hard, alright? M: *fails*

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P: *snickering* M: 'Scuse me, where am I supposed to go?

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P: *dying* M: Where am I supposed to go?!

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P: THERE! XD

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*music playing*

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P: There you go, you got it.

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*music playing* P: Ooh...

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P: She's beginning to believe...

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P: Where you going? Whoa!

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P: That was sick!

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P: She doesn't only play -- M: I'm so focused!

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P: -- Sodoku. That's pretty good!

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*music playing*

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P: I feel...more and more disconnected, the more time it goes.

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*music playing*

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M: How are you so good?

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P: It's called talent.

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M: You even got the crystal!

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*music playing*

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P: Where am I going? This is so trippy!

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M: Yeah... Whoa...

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P: Whoo!

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P: This is -- I feel empowered!

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*game glitches* P: What?!

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P: *distorted* THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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M: Ohhh -- P: Whoo!

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P: That's tight, man.

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M: Omg, it's only twenty percent?

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*music playing*

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*more upbeat music playing* P: Ooooooh!

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P: No!

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P: Dammit!

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P: Oh, it was just getting good!

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M: Oh, well, well...

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M: Aww, Maya! I'll do it for you!

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P (as Maya): "C'mon, you can do it, Marzia! I believe in you!"

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*music playing*

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M: Oops...

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P (as Maya): "You suck, Marzia! What is wrong with you?!"

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P: Next one! Up to me, alright?

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P: This is for my bros...

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*music playing, Marzia's hands dancing*

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P: ...that stayed with me all this time!

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*music playing*

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P: ...And for my...

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P: ...dog, Edgar...and maybe my dog, Maya.

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P: And maybe Marz -- What're you doing?!

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M: I'm making it dramatic!

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P: *giggling* I can't hear you!

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P: Oh!

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*music playing*

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P: OH!

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P: Just gotta listen to the music, Marzia.

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P: That's all you had to do.

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*music playing*

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P: *chuckling in amazement*

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P &amp; M: Whoa!

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P: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

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M: You're missing all of them. P: Shh! Excuse me, I'm killing it!

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M: Let me show you how it's done, boy! P: Okay...girl?

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*music playing*

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M: *silent laugh*

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*music playing*

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M: I got a crown!

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P: Yeah, you're -- you're supposed to get the crown. *laughing*

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M: Well, I'm saying... Did you get the crown?

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P: I got all the crowns.

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M: Didn't seem like it. P: 'Kay.

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P: *dramatic gasp*

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P: Oh!

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M: Nooo! P: Ooooh!

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P: Goodbye!

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P: Why're you even trying?

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P: Why're you even here? Just go --

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P: *laughing*

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M: It's a beachfront. P: Oh!

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M: *dancing* P: Oh!

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*music playing, Pewds showing his skills*

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M: Are you even looking?

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*music playing*

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P: Oh! I actually did it!

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P: That's pretty cool! M: You died!

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P: Well, I know I died. M: Yeah, well. That's what counts.

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P: Wasn't that awesome? M: No.

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P: You just gotta believe...like Luke Skywalker.

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M: Now I'm in between here...

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*music playing*

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P: Pfff!

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P: *clapping* M: I didn't see it, okay?

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M: I didn't see it!

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M: Rude!

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P: *randomly* You're so short! M: *offended*

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P: *showing off*

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*music playing*

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P: Am I alive? M: Close your eyes!

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*music playing*

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P: Am I alive? M: Yep!

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M: Oooh, you died.

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*music playing*

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M: *showing off her own skills*

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P: She's beginning to believe!

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P &amp; M: *giggling*

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M: Did I die?

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P: Stop clicking, it's over!

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P &amp; M: *laughing*

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P: What were you clicking to?

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M: I don't know! I couldn't even hear the music!

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M: I was just clicking!

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P: *gasping* Ow, it hurts! My sides...!

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P: Thank you for watching this video!

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...

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P &amp; M: *giggling*

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M: Aggressive..."THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO!"

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M: Hope you enjoyed it!

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P: Check out "Dancing Line", link in the description. Super fun game!

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P: I really enjoyed it. M: Mmhm.

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P: I wanna try this last time, cos this is clearly the best song.

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P: Closed eyes!

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*music playing*

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P: *fails without realizing it*

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M: You're doing so good! ;)

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P: *realization*

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M: *laughing* P: I HATE YOU!

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P: *whining* I'm not recording anymore!

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P: *screams* M: Byeee!

