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嘿近來如何呀兄弟們我是PEEEEEWWWDDDIIIIIIPIIIEEEE

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我在這裡和
Pewds:Punch(揍) the PJ
PJ:Kick(踢)  the PJ

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蛤?

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踢 踢 the PJ

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PJ:我們...

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Pewds:低...踢他......

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PJ:我們...當朋友多久了Felix?

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Pewds:太久了

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PJ:還不夠久

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PJ我有個遊戲給你玩唷

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痾豪喔

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你準備好了嗎

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我超級準備好了

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Pewds:你覺得你有多準備好...

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PJ:我希望跟動漫無關啦因為我超討厭動漫

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總之是什麼遊戲啊

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Pewds:我這裡有隻蟾蜍

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PJ:棒棒欸

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Pewds:我們要玩...呃...動漫大挑戰

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PJ:動漫大挑戰?

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Pewds:動漫大挑戰。看你能不能猜到動畫的字幕或是漫畫的台詞

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PJ:那是修辭嗎還是.......

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Pewds:那是遊戲內容

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PJ:噢好

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Pewds:(拍)那 是 遊戲 內容

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PJ:(跟著拍)那是遊戲內容www

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Pewds:如果你贏了，你可以再次...在我身上刺青

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PJ:噢噢噢!第二回合!好喔

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Pewds:如果你輸了...我知道你不會喜歡這個
你得摸蟾蜍

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Pewds:滑溜溜的唷
PJ:滑、滑溜溜的蟾蜍嗎?

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PJ:滑溜溜蟾蜍?

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Pewds:你得要摸他

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PJ: OK.

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PJ:好吧

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PJ:好喔 好喔 來吧!

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Pewds:很好來吧!

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遊戲開始囉!!ლ(・ω・ლ)

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Pewds:PJ先生

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PJ:Felix先生

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Pewds:第一題!

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這個字幕我修超好的齁
那隻牛在說甚麼呢?

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PJ:等等撒毀?!o_O

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Pewds:那隻牛在說甚麼呢?

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PJ:(無奈臉)他很明顯在說"哞"..."哞兒"?

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他在說...啥?

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(哞)

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Pewds:沒錯唷PJ!

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可惡你太會玩惹<(￣3￣)>

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PJ:呃...謝謝喔
Pewds:我看的出來你看很多動漫

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PJ:我動畫看超多
尤其是有牛在裡面的我都超熟 所以...

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Pewds:這個當然也是囉 這部叫什麼?

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PJ:七牛珠

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Pewds:七牛珠www

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PJ:進擊的牛人

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Pewds:那是原創動畫而且超好看，你應該看看

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下一題

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PJ:啥...???

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Pewds: 好喔

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PJ:好喔我...

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Pewds:我自己都不知道這是什麼東西...

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PJ:我挺喜歡我們從平淡的牛牛
到吃屁股這微妙的過程

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就是吃吃屁股這樣
Felix你到底都看些甚麼啊

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Pewds:呃呃呃......(´･ω･`)

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這是部很棒的動漫
它有很棒的故事線

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PJ:看起來確實不錯...

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Pewds:你看我多用心的修圖

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PJ:(→_→)

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Pewds:當他沉浸在這屁股時他說些什麼呢

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PJ:"窩豪滿足!"...嗯嗯

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Pewds:"窩豪滿足"
PJ:對 "窩豪滿足"

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Pewds:"對 我是個笨蛋"

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PJ:可惡!我是要怎麼知道啦!!┴─┴︵╰（‵□′╰

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Pewds:ㄨㄚˊ  你表現不太好喔

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PJ:兩題我有中一題啊
不算太差吧

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Pewds:是嗎?(≖‿ゝ≖)✧

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Pewds:那這個在說什麼呢?

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PJ:我TM是要怎麼知道這傢伙在說撒毀啦

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PJ:他根本啥都沒說吧!
他的嘴吧根本沒動R

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呃......

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Pewds:沒錯唷PJ (((*°▽° *)))

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那個沒有......

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PJ:你丟了個變化球嗎?
你是怎樣啊ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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Pewds:這是我的遊戲啦婊子!<(‵▽′)>
PJ:你這變態!

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天啊你真是...

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Pewds:我只是真的超愛這張圖

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PJ:對啦這是張好圖

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Pewds:下一題!

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PJ:下一張...呃不...我是說...這看起來像個屁股
很多屁股...呃不有個頭在屁股裡

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這絕對是...有個頭在屁股裡
你是把屁縫修掉了嗎ㅇㅁㅇ

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Pewds:沒、沒、沒

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PJ:噢好吧它本來就這樣是吧

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Pewds:我不會這樣對你的PJ

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PJ:謝謝你
Pewds:甭擔心
PJ:我想看到屁縫

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Pewds:不修掉屁縫(・∀・)

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PJ:(￣﹁￣)

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Pewds:他們在說什麼?

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PJ:她在說"像蛋蛋那麼深"
"我像蛋蛋那麼深!"

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PJ:蛤?

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"她的..."Felix拜託下喔

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Pewds:呃呃呃...下一個!（゜ロ゜;）

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好 這個比較難一些

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我的一塊什麼什麼從我的雞雞射出來了

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PJ:呃呃呃...好喔

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想想，什麼會從雞雞射出來?

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到底是什麼啦!!!ლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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呃我的一塊...

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Pewds:上啊PJ  我知道你行的
我知道你看過很多動漫

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PJ:呃我不...老兄  什麼從雞雞射出來?
我是說這啥啊?小鳥嗎?

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Pewds:想啊Ψ(￣∀￣)Ψ

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PJ:我的一塊...腦子

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Pewds:老天鵝啊...

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PJ:撒毀??!!

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我怎麼會知道啊?!

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Pewds:因為你看過啊PJ
被抓到了齁

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PJ:沒...我到底為什麼會知道...
等等我們重新整理一下

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"我的一塊腦子從雞雞射出來"?

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Pewds:你怎麼猜到的PJ?

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搞不好是你...畫這部漫畫的

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我一直知道揪四你

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PJ:你怎麼知道...

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Pewds:Hitoro Miamoto(作者名)就是......

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PJ:就是我...那是我的代稱
總之下一個是什麼?

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"小豬沒有..."

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"(拍擊聲)妳怎麼知道?!"

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Pewds:等等你的答案是什麼?
抱歉我不懂

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PJ:小豬沒有...呃呃呃

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Pewds:牠們沒有什麼

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想想啊

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PJ/Pewds:小豬沒有什麼?

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PJ:反向思考看看，牠們有什麼?

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牠們有...高潮

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PJ:牠們有......
Pewds:(→_→)(逃)

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嘿大家好歡迎來到Pewdiepie秀
我是PJ派然後我要接收這一集(≖‿ゝ≖)✧

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Pewds:PJ派!!XDDD

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PJ:好啦好啦

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PJ:小豬沒有...

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Pewds:聽好了PJ 我們有很多這個
我需要你想快點

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PJ:好吧 他們沒有手!
我不知道啦!

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Pewds:尼TM在開我玩笑??

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PJ:啥??!

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Pewds:尼TM開我玩笑嗎?!
尛PJ 我退出

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PJ:我是...

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Pewds:尼給我滾＝"＝凸

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PJ:我是...XD

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Pewds:我忍不下去

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PJ:我是...

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Pewds:尛啦

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PJ:我是動漫之神...你...

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Pewds:你到底怎麼辦到的

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PJ:你聽我的召喚

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Pewds:那真詭異

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人家怕怕

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PJ:嗯我也不知道我是怎麼...

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Pewds:你是怎麼猜到...

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PJ:我不知道...

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Pewds:我是說那是火、火影忍者欸

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PJ:她是從他的頭拉出蛋蛋嗎?

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她在拉蛋蛋嗎?

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像是男人的...蛋蛋?(手勢)

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Pewds:跟你一樣啊PJ(’・ω・‘)

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PJ:好喔

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"你的還是一樣...呢"

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呃呃呃...

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軟?

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Pewds:小!

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PJ:小!

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Pewds:很接近了!...才怪

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PJ:我覺得還可以啦
軟跟小，有一點點像

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Pewds:等等喔我想我的儲存空間不夠了
等我一下

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PJ:為什麼這張圖一出現你就狂流汗啊?(´-ι_-｀)

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Pewds: Marzia_(┐「ε:)_

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PJ: Marzia跟這什麼關係啊?(´･_･`)

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Pewds:(笑)我們來吧

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我真的超愛這個的
這是我珍藏的其中一張

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PJ:"這是個..."

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ლ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵ლ)

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PJ:"這是個..."蛤?我是說...他指著一隻蝴蝶...

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థ౪థ

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PJ:"這是隻蝴蝶嗎?"

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Pewds:"這是隻鴿子嗎?"

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Pewds:你怎麼猜不出來呢PJ?

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PJ:因為我...ಠ_ಠ

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Pewds:我以為你喜歡動漫呢!!!

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PJ:草!(╬☉д⊙)

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Pewds:或許、或許問題出在他的眼鏡上

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PJ:或許吧 又或者他是一個TM的笨蛋!(╬ﾟ ◣ ﾟ)

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"這是隻鴿子嗎?"

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Pewds:牠可能是啊(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)

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PJ:沒人會...

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Pewds:"停下來啦葛格，人家要..."(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

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PJ:大便?

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我是說她是要幹嘛...

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放屁?

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夠接近啦!d(`･∀･)b

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Pewds:才不夠接近咧!

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PJ:大便和放屁...

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Pewds:等等、等等

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PJ:Felix...

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Pewds:他該在這題得一分嗎?(´c_`)

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Pewds: 你可不可以不要...TM的...騷擾...

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PJ:你覺得我該得分嗎?ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)

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嗯嗯嗯嗯沒錯!!我是POODIEDPIE!

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( ˘•ω•˘ )

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嗚嗚耶箱子和桶子!噢靠北啊小子們!

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＃＊＆/+§★△~!*#模擬器!!

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Pewds: 你知道...

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PJ:6天後發行唷!ლ(╯⊙ε⊙ლ╰)

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PEWDIEP...啊草我卡住惹

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我是 Pewdiepie!

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Pewds:好喔這也是我的珍藏之一

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PJ:嗯嗯

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Pewds:這部是反叛的魯路修

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我超推這部，真的超好看的

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PJ:"我現在可以用這條魚...自己"

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嗯

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我是說...

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Pewds:你會用魚做甚麼呢PJ?
告訴我你第一個想到什麼(´≖◞౪◟≖)

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PJ:我會...用這條魚取悅我自己?(｡ŏ_ŏ)

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你...好

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如果那不是...那不是( ˘•ω•˘ )

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Pewds: 不

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PJ:不是?好吧

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呃...用這條魚餵自己...

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Pewds: 就是取悅自己!尛啊!!(((ﾟдﾟ)))

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去這個遊戲!!!(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

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PJ:撒毀啊我?!你推薦這個的!!
你推薦這部...Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ)

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Pewds:蠢斃了 你來 你來跟他主持!!(#`皿´)

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我根本不在乎(#`皿´)

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PJ:是你推薦的...

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Pewds:蠢遊戲

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PJ:是Felix推薦...

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Pewds:我玩過最蠢的遊戲
我恨你(╯ŏ益ŏ)╯

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PJ:我是POODIEPIE 大家去訂閱KICKTHEPJ 
享受棒棒的時間棒棒的內容唷(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)"

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Pewds:不!不准推薦你那爛透的頻道

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PJ:你才不准推薦那些怪怪的動漫咧

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那是啥啊??

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Pewds:那是反叛的魯路修啊!
是很棒的動漫!

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PJ:(´･_･`)

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Pewds:關於魚跟取悅...

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PJ:你有用魚取悅過自己嗎?

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Pewds:我們別探討細節了

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PJ:好喔(◕ܫ◕)

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Pewds:我現在真的有點怕怕的
但是希望你們看得開心...

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PJ:等等 還沒結束(ㆆᴗㆆ)

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Pewds:沒有這已經是結尾了...◑ω◐

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PJ:還沒結束...

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Pewds:我們絕對要在這裡結束了

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PJ:不是還有那個嗎 呃...

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Pewds:不不不  已經結束了

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PJ:我們有個處罰對吧?

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Pewds:謝謝大家觀看，按讚...

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PJ:有處罰對吧

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來吧( ^ω^)

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Pewds:拜託不要做怪怪的事情好嗎QQ

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我等一下要開會

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PJ:好喔 沒問題的老兄

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我是說你的手已經有很多刺青了
我就加一些東西上去而已

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Pewds:好 這裡如何?

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PJ:好 當然...

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Pewds:不不我想要手腕上的刺青

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PJ:手腕刺青?好吧讓我...我會給你一個好看的

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好等等，讓我想一個好看的刺青

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Pewds:快點啦PJ!

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PJ:現在...

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Pewds:不可以壞壞喔PJ  ಠ_ಠ

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PJ:我不會壞壞的 相信我

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Pewds:我已經有很多醜醜刺青了PJ  ಠ_ಠ

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PJ:我知道

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可能有點痛痛喔

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因為這是...刺青

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Pewds:啊啊啊嗚嗚嗚(´///☁///`)
是美少女戰士嗎?

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我最愛的動漫(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)"

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PJ:不錯欸 我應該畫一些變態在你手臂上

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Pewds:拜託PJ 不要畫雞雞

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PJ:才不是...相信我兄弟
那不是根雞雞

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我不會那樣對你的

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Pewds:好...也不要屁屁喔

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PJ:不是雞雞，不是屁屁
我答應你

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Pewds:OK

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PJ:快好了...

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Pewds:我好緊張快死了இдஇ

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PJ:快了...

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Pewds:要死了இдஇ

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PJ:快要了...

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Pewds:我不想...

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PJ:好!

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Pewds:好...

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PJ:你可以看囉

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我超級自豪的

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Pewds:泥TM的渾蛋!(╬ﾟдﾟ)

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PJ:蛤?!

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蛤?!

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Pewds:這啥啊?

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PJ:一個準確代表你的職業的圖案

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Pewds:我不能在Youtube上放這個
我的影片要被檢舉了啦

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PJ:我會確定他們不會檢舉這個

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Pewds:等等 我需要...

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噢Pewdiepie的職業 真聰明啊ㄏㄏ

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PJ:我覺得那可能是你目前為止最棒的刺青

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Pewds:我想我可能會真的去刺這個唷

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PJ:對、對啊 去刺吧

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Pewds:嗯謝謝你PJ跟我一起拍影片...

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PJ:謝謝你邀請我 我玩得很開心

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Pewds:噢沒問題的PJ

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PJ:嗯我真的玩得很開心

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Pewds:很高興我們...啊對了，你永遠不能再來了

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PJ:不我真的很喜歡...
每次我來都想用一種方式改造你的身體

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我可以...也對他這樣做嗎?

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Pewds:不行...

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PJ:就寫...雞雞屁屁?

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Pewds:好啦我們要在這裡結束了
去看看PJ的頻道

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我們做了個...我們做了什麼?

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PJ: Cringe-foo

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Pewds:我們在他的頻道做了cringe-foo
去看看吧

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按個讚吧

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就像往常

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PJ:保持棒棒喔兄弟們

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Pewds:保持棒棒喔兄弟們

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