WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.880 --> 00:00:02.880 YES! 00:00:02.920 --> 00:00:06.120 today, I am so excited, because 00:00:06.340 --> 00:00:10.260 Activision has once again reached out to me 00:00:11.340 --> 00:00:13.600 to test out their latest games 00:00:14.920 --> 00:00:19.080 I think they did this by mistake. I think they sent it too early because I have 00:00:19.680 --> 00:00:22.880 the New Call of Duty: World War 2 00:00:24.820 --> 00:00:28.340 I was just checking my email randomly and there it was. 00:00:28.990 --> 00:00:35.700 Erick Hirshberg: yo dawg. Love ur vidz. Here's a copy of da gaem. Eric! Thank you so much. 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:41.189 I really appreciate that you let me be the first exclusive and that you didn't give it to these other 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:48.540 peasant YouTubers like a Nadeshot or -fucking- because Eric knows I am the biggest Call of Duty fan ever. 00:00:48.580 --> 00:00:54.750 Like I, I love Call of Duty ever since I was born. They haven't really showed much footage of the game 00:00:54.750 --> 00:00:56.900 They just showed a trailer. 00:00:57.040 --> 00:00:59.140 Get your heads down and keep moving! 00:00:59.180 --> 00:01:05.120 Amazing. Erhm, they really showed the innovation here of ehh World War two. You know, I, 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:09.700 I'm sure he wasn't at all like EA made Battlefield World War 1 and they're like 00:01:09.700 --> 00:01:10.200 HAH! 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:14.200 WELL WE'LL, WE'LL JUST MAKE WORLD WAR 2 THEN. Huhu ckk hu. 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:17.040 (Pew Pew Pew!) 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:22.360 It's like -uhhh- they did the fucking Titan Fall game or whatever that got popular 00:01:22.410 --> 00:01:26.509 And it finally looked like a decent contender -to ca- to Call of duty. 00:01:29.500 --> 00:01:31.589 And call of Duty was like yeah 00:01:32.259 --> 00:01:34.529 L-l-THAT, let's do that! t ss t 00:01:39.670 --> 00:01:42.899 At this point. I am pretty sure that Ea and activision 00:01:42.899 --> 00:01:48.749 They're just on the front of their seat being like come on. Come on. World war three. We need more footage 00:01:48.750 --> 00:01:50.849 [we] need more content to make games out of 00:01:51.460 --> 00:01:56.129 We clearly run out of all options. It's like The Simpsons, they've done it all 00:01:56.280 --> 00:01:59.129 It's like Pewdiepie. They r-run out of ideas(laughter) 00:01:59.130 --> 00:02:05.759 I mean, what could they possibly do that hasn't been done before they they cycle? I guess they restart now 00:02:05.759 --> 00:02:09.568 You know we went through the space. Let's go back to world war one literally 00:02:09.569 --> 00:02:11.939 We've just seen the trailer of the game and of course 00:02:13.239 --> 00:02:16.409 Polygon is all about all of that shit call of duty 00:02:16.410 --> 00:02:21.989 World war two checks all the diversity boxes, but it's still the story of a white man's war... 00:02:23.890 --> 00:02:31.319 You want us to change what happened or am I missing-but you're not educated there was minorities. There was yes, maybe 00:02:32.260 --> 00:02:39.480 But they didn't all fight together, okay females and males did not fight together as far as I know listen. I'm not a historian. 00:02:40.329 --> 00:02:47.608 And also who gives a shit call of Duty's,world war 2's DIVERSITY is nothing more than marketing 00:02:48.340 --> 00:02:54.269 How dare they what was the fucking pepsi commercial like what is all companies trying to do with diversity 00:02:54.970 --> 00:03:00.569 Literally Hollywood in general. They're all just trying to get diversity and so people will stop complaining. Sorry 00:03:00.569 --> 00:03:05.339 That's another video like they don't give a shit companies. Don't give a shit companies are evil 00:03:05.340 --> 00:03:09.450 have we forgotten about this of course or whatever diversity they put in a 00:03:10.989 --> 00:03:12.989 fucking hell. fucking dumbasses 00:03:14.139 --> 00:03:20.759 Jesus Christ, you know I love cod 4,and I love Cod 5 but somewhere along the line. They just decided to 00:03:21.340 --> 00:03:27.329 Stop makin games and as just start making ape shit fucking crazy crazy shit 00:03:27.329 --> 00:03:30.329 But I guess you can only put that so far so now 00:03:31.269 --> 00:03:33.269 Call of Duty 00:03:33.370 --> 00:03:37.049 medieval edition,stone age Edition!!(yaaas) 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:42.400 Where's as far back as you can go?Like,what was the first war that had guns? 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:46.640 *Types loudly on keyboard like a real researcher* 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:51.260 You know I actually-that might be a cool Call of Duty wouldn't it? Yeah I-I take it back 00:03:51.260 --> 00:03:56.899 I would play that shit look at that guy. He's having fun.All right,but enough rants, but enough tantrum 00:03:56.970 --> 00:04:01.399 Let's just play the game. I'm so excited to finally be playing it 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:08.700 Also I have-I have another copy of the game. They said I could do a giveaway, so be sure to SMACK-SH that like button and 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:14.920 And share it everywhere, so people know the real Call of Duty, and there's a lot of fake fake ones out there 00:04:15.060 --> 00:04:19.760 So really be sure you share and like so that people will find the real one 00:04:19.760 --> 00:04:25.880 Which is this one, okay? None of that other fake ones.Here we go. Let's play. I'm excited.(RUBBING OF HANDSS) 00:04:27.440 --> 00:04:28.140 Ooooh 00:04:28.580 --> 00:04:30.380 Dinos-woow 00:04:30.380 --> 00:04:37.020 They really took a bold bold turn or bold step with this one, so we play in Berlin 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:42.440 1942 it sort of looks like the Half-life engine, but I'm pretty sure 00:04:43.500 --> 00:04:51.440 They really did a great job. Oh here we go-should I be on the allies or the Nazis I obviously 00:04:51.990 --> 00:04:53.990 I'm not gonna be some fucking ally(OF COURSE POODS) 00:04:56.069 --> 00:05:01.098 All right here. We go. I'm really glad they stay true to what the real story behind world war two was 00:05:02.550 --> 00:05:05.209 fucking dinosaurs, okay everyone knows 00:05:05.789 --> 00:05:10.998 There was fucking dinosaurs, and if you don't know then open your eyes people 00:05:12.179 --> 00:05:14.239 All right, let's think we could get at some 00:05:15.330 --> 00:05:17.330 [Quickscope] on this fucking go 00:05:17.909 --> 00:05:19.909 nailed it 00:05:20.580 --> 00:05:24.859 Fuck.Fuck. Oh Jimmy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. GET HIM,GET HIM,GET HIM 00:05:28.050 --> 00:05:32.689 Fuck. I was so close. I'll get him next time. As I go right there 00:05:34.660 --> 00:05:37.680 Target neutralized [oh] no, oh 00:05:39.070 --> 00:05:43.050 They got got our leader those sons of bitches 00:05:49.229 --> 00:05:54.949 Fucking Nazi scum [all] right. I think I see my problem here. I'm playing as the wrong dinosaur 00:05:54.949 --> 00:05:58.639 I needed this-as the one...whose faster 00:06:08.930 --> 00:06:10.930 Come on Dinah Run 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:18.049 [you] got a flag danny boy [fuck]. They're bombing us ah son of a dino 00:06:21.210 --> 00:06:23.870 GOSH AH AHH 00:06:24.599 --> 00:06:28.039 HE ATE ME ALIVE-fuck im bad at this... 00:06:28.650 --> 00:06:33.679 War is a bad thing and this game really displays that excellently 00:06:36.569 --> 00:06:41.509 Help me. You ass-this is the worst game 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:47.600 GOT'EM GOT'EM 00:06:47.700 --> 00:06:54.439 That's right. Seee-it I've been out here hunting dinosaurs...FOR YEARS 00:06:58.200 --> 00:07:00.950 QUIT-FUCK. fuck im down! 00:07:01.860 --> 00:07:07.639 the graphics in the (laughing) honestly this might be the best call of duty game I have ever fucking played. 00:07:09.390 --> 00:07:11.719 DIE YOU DINO SCUMBAG 00:07:14.220 --> 00:07:16.220 Fuck stop jumping you ass 00:07:19.889 --> 00:07:26.369 AH stop leave me AH LEAVE ME THE FUCK ah shit cover me cover me get up 00:07:30.449 --> 00:07:32.449 GOT'EM 00:07:37.889 --> 00:07:42.229 YESS...CALL OF DUTYYYY 00:07:42.930 --> 00:07:50.870 War never changes. I can't believe this is what my granddad went through just kidding he was swedish. [oh] [God] not again 00:07:53.040 --> 00:07:55.140 I saved your life Stege 00:07:55.960 --> 00:07:58.379 My God get up get up 00:07:59.140 --> 00:08:04.050 Shit, I'm out. I'm out. I'm fucking out. I'm done. I'm so fucking done war [never] changes 00:08:05.980 --> 00:08:10.830 N-AH SHIT...war never changes... 00:08:14.350 --> 00:08:18.990 Stop stop move you fuck you fucking asshole 00:08:21.140 --> 00:08:23.140 DIEE 00:08:23.240 --> 00:08:28.150 Die you dinosaur SCUMBAGS. Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:31.839 Fuck you 00:08:32.810 --> 00:08:37.989 Get up get up, so steve. Where's steven. You fucking need it [I]? 00:08:38.659 --> 00:08:41.888 I hear you you Nazi peice of shit. Thats fucking right. 00:08:44.029 --> 00:08:46.029 dinosaurs will conquer 00:08:48.769 --> 00:08:54.188 Oh you sneaky motherfucker-OH THAT SON OF A BITCH NOOOO 00:08:57.410 --> 00:08:59.410 God damn 00:09:00.589 --> 00:09:06.518 alright that's all that's all I'm allowed to show right now. I don't want to I don't want to upset anyone at activision 00:09:06.949 --> 00:09:07.449 Yeah 00:09:07.449 --> 00:09:11.229 It's really interesting to [see] where they're going with this one a lot of surprises that didn't 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:14.709 initially show in the trailer if you think this wasn't real 00:09:15.649 --> 00:09:21.849 Okay, because I know a lot of haters a lot of haters are not going to think aw. You're just playing another game felix 00:09:22.939 --> 00:09:28.119 Well first of all look at all the likes and shut the fuck up second of all 00:09:28.999 --> 00:09:33.189 I'm going to do a giveaway here because they also sent me in this box 00:09:35.089 --> 00:09:37.089 they sent me the 00:09:37.309 --> 00:09:40.029 first-ever version of this game 00:09:40.970 --> 00:09:46.360 And I thought okay wouldn't it be nice wouldn't it be nice of me to give it to one of you guys 00:09:46.360 --> 00:09:48.610 So I might if you want to win 00:09:48.610 --> 00:09:54.250 [oh] my God the cover looks so good if you want to win this be sure to smash that like 00:09:55.459 --> 00:10:01.149 Apply for an Amazon $100 gift and you could you could win this? 00:10:01.939 --> 00:10:06.099 This this copy of this game, you could be owning a piece of history 00:10:06.649 --> 00:10:10.029 Also, I want to thank everyone at activision for all your love and support 00:10:10.069 --> 00:10:15.219 I love you guys, and [thank] you guys my fans. My bros. You guys are the best 00:10:15.949 --> 00:10:19.119 Love you guys. Thank [you] and let's always 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:24.069 Which one is he gonna do? Which one-both of them.