WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.340 [Plays MATT OX - Overwhelming (Prod. OogieMane)] 00:00:01.420 --> 00:00:02.720 The fuck is this gay shit? 00:00:08.060 --> 00:00:08.560 NO 00:00:09.900 --> 00:00:10.400 NO! 00:00:12.440 --> 00:00:12.940 Ahhh! 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:14.980 Ohhh! 00:00:16.720 --> 00:00:17.440 HELL YEAH!!!! 00:00:19.340 --> 00:00:19.840 *Hitmarker* 00:00:20.380 --> 00:00:21.080 AHHHHHH! 00:00:21.260 --> 00:00:23.220 I almost DIEEEEEEED 00:00:23.500 --> 00:00:24.000 Alright 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:24.700 So 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:26.000 We sold out all the hoodies (Good) 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:26.500 But (Nani!?) 00:00:26.900 --> 00:00:28.700 I know you guys like Fidget Spinners 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:29.600 So now you can buy your 00:00:29.700 --> 00:00:30.500 Official 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:31.100 Purderpie 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:32.200 Fidget Spinners 00:00:32.500 --> 00:00:35.000 You ain't spun, until you spun this shit boi 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:35.600 Right 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:37.200 Okay let's get started with this video 00:00:37.340 --> 00:00:37.840 Uh- 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:38.480 Lemme just- 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:38.980 hah 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:43.000 *Jogs over to pink chair gracefully* 00:00:45.500 --> 00:00:46.900 Wa-Was that cool? 00:00:46.900 --> 00:00:48.900 *Shouts* Was that cool?!?! I don't know if you can hear me!!!! (Oh we can hear you alright Felix) 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:50.800 CONTEXT! 00:00:50.800 --> 00:00:52.000 DOESN'T MATTER! 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:54.000 Everyone knows this! 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.420 It's been proven! 00:00:55.420 --> 00:00:56.560 Many times! 00:00:56.560 --> 00:00:58.660 That context doesn't have any effect 00:00:58.700 --> 00:00:59.900 what-so-ever! 00:00:59.900 --> 00:01:04.200 I know what you're thinking "Phh! Pewdiepie, context matters a great deal! Otherwise... 00:01:04.420 --> 00:01:05.340 *Burps* (Ten outta ten) 00:01:05.460 --> 00:01:07.580 Everyone is just, eh, can be whatever- 00:01:07.580 --> 00:01:08.860 THEY WANNA BE!!! 00:01:09.220 --> 00:01:10.220 Context matters 00:01:10.500 --> 00:01:11.200 Poodiepie 00:01:11.200 --> 00:01:15.500 Because otherwise, you can twist anyone's narrative to make them look however you like!" 00:01:15.500 --> 00:01:16.500 I know! 00:01:16.500 --> 00:01:18.500 But this is a false statement 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.800 I'll prove it to you 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:21.000 Just look at anime 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:24.100 *Reading* "Everyone, Satan just called" 00:01:24.100 --> 00:01:26.000 Don't need to know the context of this 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.700 What I do want to know is why her eyes are so *laughs* fucked up 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:30.260 And what anime this is 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:32.420 Because it seems like, an excellent anime 00:01:32.420 --> 00:01:34.100 Is it Dragon- Its Dragon Ball! 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:37.200 I- I do remember that one time where Satan called! 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:39.200 *Soundboard effect* "DISAPPOINTEEEEEDDDD" 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:40.200 Well that was fitting 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:44.000 And more anime examples of where that context doesn't matter 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:46.900 *Reading* "I'm not giving up, no matter how big it is" (That's what she Said) 00:01:47.100 --> 00:01:48.900 I don't see a- I don't see a problem with that 00:01:49.100 --> 00:01:50.900 W-What's weird ABOUT THAT? 00:01:51.300 --> 00:01:52.400 NEVER GIVE UP! 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:54.300 There's some more examples of anime 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:56.400 *Misreads* "I'll put it out when it matters" 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:59.800 *Mumbles* I'll put it- I'll pull- I'll PULL It out when it matters! 00:01:59.800 --> 00:02:01.400 *laughs* (Goddamnit Pewds) 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:03.500 *In a deep voice* Now that's some gay shit my man 00:02:03.500 --> 00:02:05.100 What the fuck is that? *laughs* 00:02:05.100 --> 00:02:07.800 I knew Fullmetal Alchemist was some gay ass anime but- (that's not FA that's Charlotte) 00:02:07.900 --> 00:02:10.300 *Deep voice* This is some weird shit man what the fuck? 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:13.500 There's also context in- for streamers 00:02:13.600 --> 00:02:15.900 You know you- you're spending all day talking 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:19.700 There's no way anything that you say can be taken out of context 00:02:19.700 --> 00:02:20.600 Let me prove it to you! 00:02:20.600 --> 00:02:22.600 *MissBaffy on stream* "Literally a four year old I was babysitting 00:02:22.900 --> 00:02:25.800 I was like- I was like fucking his ass but then I felt bad" 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:27.000 MOVING ON! 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:28.200 OKAAAAAY 00:02:28.200 --> 00:02:32.660 *Reads thread title* "Anyone else try the Hal- Marlboro edge yet? They just came out- here." 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.300 Ok. Nothing wrong with that, uh, one of the comments says 00:02:36.300 --> 00:02:40.400 *reads comment* "I read online that they were going to be slims and I was super excited about them... 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:42.400 Now that's a little gay, 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:45.400 *reads the rest* I was extremely disappointed both that they weren't slim 00:02:45.500 --> 00:02:51.300 Uh- "and that they have the same weird, dirty taste that all other Black's have" 00:02:51.600 --> 00:02:54.720 *Making "well that aint good" noices* 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:57.100 We all know about that DIRTY TASTE! 00:02:57.100 --> 00:03:01.400 Another- another uh- typical Reddit racism 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:05.400 *reads comment* "I had an HP laser (printer) at home that cost me about $400... 00:03:05.500 --> 00:03:09.800 ...I went through a grand total of 3 toner cartridges before we lost the printer 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:10.800 In a house fire 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:12.100 In 2016" 00:03:12.100 --> 00:03:15.920 "Meanwhile, a cheap black Brother is like $75 now" 00:03:16.200 --> 00:03:17.280 RA-SIS-M 00:03:17.460 --> 00:03:19.500 That is extremely RA-SIS-M 00:03:19.500 --> 00:03:21.800 I'm disgusted by this! 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:23.900 *reads screen again* "a cheap black Brother" 00:03:24.200 --> 00:03:25.800 *To himself* Shit 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:26.400 Fuck 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:27.000 What do I do 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:28.000 Jävla helvete (Fucking hell) 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:28.800 Oops 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:32.300 You see here? Context. Doesn't. Matter. *laughs* 00:03:32.300 --> 00:03:35.600 I keep telling you guys *hits desk* context *hits desk again* doesn't 00:03:35.900 --> 00:03:37.200 MaaAATtEeRRr 00:03:37.200 --> 00:03:39.300 Lets- Lets see some more examples 00:03:39.300 --> 00:03:41.100 Here's a random shot of a couch (Thanks Felix. Just what we wanted) 00:03:41.100 --> 00:03:48.200 *reads screen* "Cleaning up while your kids are awake is like wiping your ass...while there is still shit coming out" 00:03:48.200 --> 00:03:52.500 *reads screen again* "There's a thin layer of toddler covering every surface of m- 00:03:52.500 --> 00:03:53.900 OKAAAAYY!!! 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:55.100 OKAAAYYY! 00:03:55.100 --> 00:03:56.200 *claps* OKAAYY 00:03:56.200 --> 00:03:58.300 Context...still doesn't matter 00:03:58.300 --> 00:04:00.260 I have discovered underwater rats 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:02.460 Eeh it still doesn't matter 00:04:02.660 --> 00:04:04.300 *reads video title* "The best of Mr. Wizard" 00:04:04.300 --> 00:04:07.540 Mr. Wizard was my- my favorite Nickelodeon show 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.000 Ehh, there's nothing you can take out of context from that beautiful man- 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:12.100 Boy: "That's a big hole!" 00:04:12.100 --> 00:04:15.000 Mr. Wizard: "Yeah! Certainly big enough to put around you" 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:16.500 *Pauses video and rethinks life for a second* 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:17.000 No 00:04:18.500 --> 00:04:19.500 NOOOO!!!! 00:04:19.700 --> 00:04:22.300 Mr. Wizard: "Now watch the size of this hole! Will you come with me please?" 00:04:22.300 --> 00:04:25.400 *laughs & chuckles* 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:26.300 Yes! 00:04:26.700 --> 00:04:28.000 Mr. Wizard: "would you like to blow?" 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:29.340 Boy: "Nope! You can do it heh" 00:04:29.340 --> 00:04:33.700 Oh my god! What the hell is this show?! What the hell? What the fuck is wrong with it?!? 00:04:33.820 --> 00:04:35.080 Mr. Wizard: Here- 00:04:35.900 --> 00:04:37.100 Boy: "Oh it's getting bigger!" 00:04:37.180 --> 00:04:38.180 Mr. Wizard: "Yes!" 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:41.100 Mr. Wizard: "Run this up and down ten times, and what do you think you're doing with this?" 00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:42.200 *Boy starts rubbing it* 1, 2, 3- 00:04:42.200 --> 00:04:43.420 What the fuck is this show?! 00:04:43.420 --> 00:04:46.780 What the fuck is this show?!? What the fu- *chuckle* -ck 00:04:46.780 --> 00:04:47.740 *Smacks table* 00:04:47.740 --> 00:04:49.760 Cartoons were way better back in the day! 00:04:49.760 --> 00:04:51.160 I've been missing out man! 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:51.980 Hell yeah! 00:04:51.980 --> 00:04:53.340 *Boy continues* "Uh, 6, 7-" 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:56.340 What the fu- what the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?? What the faurhahagrch 00:04:56.900 --> 00:04:58.300 Boy: "7, 8, 9, 10!" 00:04:58.460 --> 00:04:59.020 No one? 00:04:59.020 --> 00:05:02.520 No one saw a problem with- with the 9 tips? 00:05:02.640 --> 00:05:05.200 7, 8- no one saw the problem that? 00:05:05.380 --> 00:05:10.300 No one behind the scenes were like- - "Gee- hey maybe we shouldn't make the kids do this?" 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:10.980 Fuckin hell 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:13.440 Respect! I respect you producer! 00:05:13.440 --> 00:05:17.000 Mr. Wizard: "One thing is that you get a piece of wood that just slips inside just like that" 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.999 What the fuck? Why, what the he- everything! everything! 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:20.910 No, no no no no no 00:05:20.910 --> 00:05:27.660 no no no no no. Mr. Wizard: I'll show you. Kid: help! AHHhHh what the hell is this how come you can't suck it up 00:05:27.660 --> 00:05:32.220 when you do it slowly? I don't know. okay well I'm through with you you'll be 00:05:32.220 --> 00:05:35.820 sorry you said what you said then when we've exhausted you and you can't suck 00:05:35.820 --> 00:05:40.290 anymore, down it comes here you want to play with us? Sure! all yours (damn he naughty) 00:05:40.290 --> 00:05:51.810 Do you mind if I do the acid? No. Felix: This man has no context does not exist in this man's 00:05:51.810 --> 00:05:57.020 universe god bless you Mr. Wizard god bless yourself cuz god damn 00:05:57.020 --> 00:06:02.980 [That's how much I have to blow?] okay alright I always wondered how much do I have to blow. 00:06:02.980 --> 00:06:08.119 See that little bead of surface tension up there? YEEEEEAAAHHHH-HA-HA-HA-He... 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:09.920 It broke. (No shit Sherlock) 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:13.100 yeah, great tease, over and ouuuut! 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:15.100 *Some sexy music* 00:06:16.100 --> 00:06:23.000 God bless you mr. wizard. God bless your soul a-a-and I keep- I keep telling you guys context 00:06:23.009 --> 00:06:28.500 doesn't matTER!!! AH it's so obvious! Have you opened your ass yet? 00:06:28.500 --> 00:06:33.197 hey Edgar does context matters? - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!(Edgar's first words!!! awwww...) 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:35.420 Anyways so let's gooo and move on. 00:06:35.440 --> 00:06:41.880 Context happens to everyone. Even Youtubers, your favorite one like Jackseptis- (How did you know!) 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:45.920 Jack: I normally don't make videos. I'm making this video to ride a bandwagon, 00:06:45.920 --> 00:06:48.560 because anti-semitism 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:50.360 *Cute chuckle* 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:52.280 See I told you. It doesn't matTER! 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:56.100 Out of context. I know Felix like very well in my personal life 00:06:56.100 --> 00:06:58.340 and I know for a fact that he's an 00:06:58.349 --> 00:06:59.900 anti-semitic person. 00:06:59.900 --> 00:07:02.969 I'm just trying to like for the people who are asking is he 00:07:02.969 --> 00:07:04.540 a Nazi or not I'm trying to say 00:07:04.540 --> 00:07:06.040 I'm monetizing this video (lol) *Felix busts into laughter* 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:10.649 hows to the Wall Street Journal who broke this story, I don't think they're wrong to actually 00:07:10.649 --> 00:07:15.240 break the story and I agree with them, so I don't even know how to end this video... 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:16.020 Ummmmmm... 00:07:16.030 --> 00:07:17.890 I normally don't make videos. (I lost all faith in Jack :( thanks Felix.) 00:07:17.890 --> 00:07:22.570 *Weird ass chuckle* I told you guys context doesn't matter it doesn't matter. 00:07:22.570 --> 00:07:24.550 cause clearly this is how is video was. 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:26.610 Now I asked you guys to prove 00:07:26.610 --> 00:07:30.860 as well that context doesn't matter so let's see what you guys sent me. 00:07:33.080 --> 00:07:35.740 Seven and a half seven inches. (a penis can't get that long, sorry to burst your bubble.) 00:07:35.760 --> 00:07:37.660 Eight or nine inches long. (I JUST SAID IT CAN'T GET THAT LONG!) 00:07:37.660 --> 00:07:40.220 Ten centimeters about four inches. (Now he knows what he wants.) 00:07:40.229 --> 00:07:43.360 *Who chuckles like that?* Oh beautiful. 00:07:43.360 --> 00:07:46.859 No! Fu- god damn it guys, god damn it. See that's what I'm talking 00:07:46.859 --> 00:07:51.389 about. The Turtles I knew Michele Angelou was my favorite 00:07:51.389 --> 00:07:54.320 turtle and I knew I picked a good man of a turtle. 00:07:54.400 --> 00:07:58.079 Hell yeah. This is just fucking weird I'm out of context. I can't. 00:07:58.079 --> 00:08:01.180 Hey you still have that tattoo by the way man? (do you?) 00:08:01.180 --> 00:08:06.900 *Pewds laughing like an idiot.* Heell yeah. *More Laughter* 00:08:06.900 --> 00:08:11.620 I've been watching the wrong anime man! This is my top number one anime. 00:08:11.620 --> 00:08:15.850 Strange stuffs happens when things are taken out of context. (What the hell? XD) 00:08:15.850 --> 00:08:23.550 Ironic that this is that both Disney...(Stfu before Disney finds out you said that) okay moving on 00:08:24.270 --> 00:08:29.500 They just keep coming and coming and we don't even know what they are. We 00:08:29.500 --> 00:08:37.120 don't know anything. That's okay. WAT. They-they-they know what they were doing with this 00:08:37.121 --> 00:08:43.780 one, okay. Tentacles semen coming uuuuuuhh, I need to start watching Stevan universe 00:08:43.780 --> 00:08:47.961 Now, we had a great time talking about context here today isn't that right mr. 00:08:48.100 --> 00:08:59.440 Edgar-san? Hey! Wake the fuck up! Wake up! Come on I need I need a comment. 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:05.440 I can't be taken out of context. (oh really?) I am literally uncontestable that's the word right now 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:11.540 I just trade marked it. I'm un-uncontestable look at my videos for example. 00:09:11.580 --> 00:09:21.280 Jelly on my Sword. You Jelly? You Jelly? No! NO! My controller stopped working! Wait! Wait! 00:09:21.280 --> 00:09:26.640 I hope you die. What. You came in my mouth! (wtf XD) 00:09:26.640 --> 00:09:31.480 Like I said uncontestable! Impossible there's no way you ain't got 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:36.260 nothing on me! They got him jack and everyone else can't on context horizon me man. 00:09:36.500 --> 00:09:42.120 I love this picture like what the fuck is happening I don't even remember 00:09:42.130 --> 00:09:48.370 This this is sad. This is normal okay everyone does this. Every youtuber 00:09:48.370 --> 00:09:52.390 ever does this. Ain't nothing out of context about it. Ain't nothing out of 00:09:52.390 --> 00:10:00.430 context. *Weird ass laugh, like wtf man* good job good job. What else do you guys not all you got 00:10:00.430 --> 00:10:03.700 let me see that I think there's going to be a lot of eyes on me during this video 00:10:03.700 --> 00:10:11.440 so I'm going to address this as if anti-semitic but- Da for fuck sake! damnit. You may 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:16.360 have gone in my old videos but there there's nothing you got on my older 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:22.460 stuff okay (that makes no sense) ain't nothing that you can find a my old stuff! 00:10:22.580 --> 00:10:26.980 Older pewdiepie. Haw's it goin bro's?!?! 00:10:33.940 --> 00:10:44.700 No nO NO!! play please please stop it stop it everyone just stop. 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:50.340 Alright this video was singing from @PDPIdeas it's a Twitter account just dedicated to 00:10:50.340 --> 00:10:55.420 give me ideas because I am NOT out of ideas that is why. 00:10:55.420 --> 00:11:06.740 Stop thanking me! You're disgusting! It that a- it that a transgender? 00:11:06.740 --> 00:11:10.180 *Laughs at himself, egotistic much* 00:11:10.380 --> 00:11:14.220 Okay ah. I really appreciate your guys help. 00:11:14.220 --> 00:11:20.560 Making these videos when the times are tough not just in the monetization but, the creativity 00:11:20.560 --> 00:11:25.920 and the overall talent. I'm just go to go to the nether realm and 00:11:26.020 --> 00:11:30.420 I'll see you bros in the next video!!!! (Holy shit, where you going!!! I want to come too!)