WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.940 --> 00:00:03.580 Who is the cringiest kid on 00:00:03.580 --> 00:00:04.700 the internet?! 00:00:05.180 --> 00:00:09.360 WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC... 2006 SEQUEL? 00:00:09.380 --> 00:00:11.380 YEAAAAAAAA 00:00:11.380 --> 00:00:14.440 OH MAH GOD THE GRAPHICS ARE AMAZING 00:00:14.440 --> 00:00:19.360 A question many youtubers has tried to find for so long 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:21.020 Tsh Tsh 00:00:21.400 --> 00:00:21.900 Tsh Tsh 00:00:22.720 --> 00:00:23.220 Tsh Tsh 00:00:26.520 --> 00:00:27.080 UNIDENTIFIED RAPE FACE 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:34.700 *You know you can't just look at somebody and untill it race me up by the way they look that's not how it works* 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:39.520 *Cringy Jacob Sartorius video* 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:45.000 *SEXY MUSIC* 00:00:45.020 --> 00:00:45.520 (What are you fucking gay?) 00:00:45.520 --> 00:01:01.260 *SEXY MUSIC* 00:01:01.260 --> 00:01:01.760 AHHHHHHH *o* 00:01:01.800 --> 00:01:03.380 They think they found them all. 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:05.760 but they missed the cringiest one. 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:08.080 A man filled with so much cringe... 00:01:08.080 --> 00:01:09.500 He could destroy a galaxy. 00:01:09.580 --> 00:01:14.600 *Cringy kid destroying our galaxy* 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:16.600 *Cringe black hole consuming our galaxy* 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:18.800 *Thy serious face 2.01* 00:01:18.800 --> 00:01:20.240 *Giggles* 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:22.780 Talking of course... 00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:25.560 About "ChristianU2uber" 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:26.580 ChristianU2uber: Hello everybody 00:01:26.580 --> 00:01:27.080 *Breathes in* 00:01:27.080 --> 00:01:29.980 A lot of people on youtube, you're calling me a homo- 00:01:29.980 --> 00:01:31.320 You know when i was a kid, 00:01:31.320 --> 00:01:33.320 I was a fucking boss. 00:01:33.940 --> 00:01:38.100 I basically... was so - so cool. 00:01:38.820 --> 00:01:40.820 That no one would talk to me. :C 00:01:40.820 --> 00:01:44.340 *Minecraft Story Mode ending song* 00:01:44.340 --> 00:01:46.460 Do you see these fucking spikes dawg? 00:01:46.460 --> 00:01:49.180 Ainsley, you think you could pull off those spikes? 00:01:50.380 --> 00:01:52.660 *Pewds... i can pull off anything...* 00:01:52.660 --> 00:01:57.160 *Shows Pewds he can pull off anything* 00:01:57.160 --> 00:01:58.380 ChristianU2uber: Hello everybody, 00:01:58.380 --> 00:01:58.880 *Breathes in* 00:01:58.880 --> 00:02:01.720 A lot of people on youtube, you're calling me a homo. 00:02:01.720 --> 00:02:04.240 Ainsley!.. Was that you? 00:02:04.240 --> 00:02:05.580 Did you call him a homo? 00:02:09.540 --> 00:02:10.500 Not cool man. 00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:13.860 How fucki- how dare you speak to ChristianU2uber like that. 00:02:13.860 --> 00:02:14.940 He's ma boi 00:02:15.020 --> 00:02:17.300 it doesn't give you the rights to call me a homo, 00:02:17.300 --> 00:02:22.060 You're only calling me a homo because that BlueSummer posted a video- 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:22.560 *Turns around to face Ainsley* 00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:24.560 Are you BlueSummers, Ainsley? 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:28.620 I fucking knew it. 00:02:28.620 --> 00:02:29.420 He's an epic troll. 00:02:29.420 --> 00:02:31.420 And he called me a homo.... 00:02:31.940 --> 00:02:35.080 He copied and pasted one of my videos and he called me a homo- 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:37.560 Ainsley what do you think, is he a homo? 00:02:40.100 --> 00:02:41.880 He does have dick sucking lips, 00:02:41.880 --> 00:02:43.620 You're r- you are correct. 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:46.480 That is a correct... observation, Ainsley. 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:49.960 Why don't you just leave me alone, if you can call me a homo 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:50.460 Then... 00:02:50.460 --> 00:02:53.440 *Windows 95 stopped responding, processing...* 00:02:53.440 --> 00:02:56.140 I don't know what- I don't know what to say. 00:02:56.140 --> 00:02:58.740 You better fucking back off cause i don't know what to say 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:00.740 If you're gonna call me a homo.. then 00:03:01.740 --> 00:03:03.100 Then BACK OFF! 00:03:03.100 --> 00:03:05.860 OH! - A lot of you people are making edited versions of my.. 00:03:05.860 --> 00:03:07.280 videos 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:09.040 (Pewdiepie: I'm backing up) And copying and pasting my videos. 00:03:09.040 --> 00:03:11.360 (Warning: triggered) AND I WILL NOT HAVE IT!! 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:13.360 *SLAMS TABLE* Pewdie: OOOH! 00:03:14.180 --> 00:03:14.820 GOT IT!? >:'C 00:03:14.820 --> 00:03:15.320 Oh- 00:03:16.480 --> 00:03:18.240 Stop calling me a homo, 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:20.240 or you will be sorry. 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:21.740 imbecil- 00:03:21.740 --> 00:03:22.240 *video ends xD* 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:22.740 OOOH!!!!!!! 00:03:22.740 --> 00:03:24.740 WHY DID YOU CALL HIM A HOMO!? 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:26.740 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU AINSLEY!? 00:03:26.780 --> 00:03:27.240 *Pewds realizes his life is over by Aisley's fault* 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:29.240 We're gonna have to watch more videos, 00:03:29.880 --> 00:03:30.920 To figure out... 00:03:30.920 --> 00:03:32.060 how to compliment him. 00:03:32.060 --> 00:03:35.120 Oh he did the Official music video for... 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:36.200 Hi everybody, 00:03:36.200 --> 00:03:38.860 I'm going to play a song for you today. (Pewdie: Famous last words) 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:41.400 I'm going to sing for you, 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:42.880 And i'm going to play... 00:03:42.880 --> 00:03:45.420 (Pewds: Oh..) - My Guitar... 00:03:45.420 --> 00:03:47.660 He's a great musician, Ainsley.. 00:03:47.660 --> 00:03:49.660 How about that? 00:03:49.660 --> 00:03:51.660 Maybe we can promote his album. 00:03:51.660 --> 00:03:55.860 *MUSIC INDUSTRY 2016* 00:03:55.860 --> 00:03:58.960 *RETHINKS LIFE FOR THE 5000TH TIME* 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:08.600 *CONTINUES EPIC LIP SYNCING* 00:04:08.600 --> 00:04:10.360 Oh god damn it. 00:04:10.360 --> 00:04:11.180 *Pewdiepie can't take the epicness of music 2016* 00:04:11.180 --> 00:04:11.680 Ugh. 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:14.260 *More weird mouth movement lip syncing* 00:04:14.260 --> 00:04:15.380 Ugh... 00:04:15.380 --> 00:04:18.960 *Continues to watch kid sing the song lol* 00:04:18.960 --> 00:04:19.880 *Pewdiepie Obviously Throwing up* 00:04:19.880 --> 00:04:21.380 *Continues watching rockstar of 2016 sing the song and get some more of that sickness* 00:04:21.380 --> 00:04:22.580 *Throws up again* 00:04:22.580 --> 00:04:24.000 *Kid about to pull best solo of 2420* 00:04:24.640 --> 00:04:25.140 *Throws up* 00:04:25.140 --> 00:04:26.740 *Kid can't take his own epicness and has seizure* 00:04:26.740 --> 00:04:27.520 Ugh 00:04:27.520 --> 00:04:28.720 I mean that's impressive. 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:31.960 He's doing not just the- the main vocals cord, 00:04:31.960 --> 00:04:33.960 but also the background vocal cords, 00:04:33.960 --> 00:04:35.600 *Concerned look* At the very same time. 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:39.620 Just while playi- and doing all the instruments just from a single guitar. 00:04:39.620 --> 00:04:42.280 *Continues to watch crazy kid* 00:04:42.280 --> 00:04:45.740 When i was a kid, i never did any fucking shit like this, 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:47.740 I was the fucking bombest. 00:04:47.740 --> 00:04:49.740 I never did any cringy in my life. 00:04:49.740 --> 00:04:56.360 No i did not walk across the street in a funny walk once and a couple girls saw me and started laughing. 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:58.800 And then i went home, cried and thought about it, 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:02.380 literally for years, i'm 26 years old and i'm still not over it w- 00:05:02.420 --> 00:05:03.660 That did not happen to me! 00:05:03.660 --> 00:05:06.360 He also makes very informative reviews 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:08.160 Let's look one right now. 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:09.100 *Epic Breathing in* 00:05:09.100 --> 00:05:10.500 Hello again, 00:05:10.500 --> 00:05:12.180 this is my first real video. 00:05:12.700 --> 00:05:13.280 *Another epic Breathing* 00:05:13.280 --> 00:05:14.560 I have made 3- 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:15.680 oh p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:17.440 *Thinking* 00:05:17.440 --> 00:05:18.380 Ok, alright. 00:05:18.380 --> 00:05:19.820 He says he's not a homo... 00:05:19.820 --> 00:05:21.320 Look at the description, okay? 00:05:21.320 --> 00:05:29.380 *Pewdiepie reading us a bedtime story* 00:05:29.380 --> 00:05:31.380 Now if that's not homo... 00:05:31.840 --> 00:05:33.020 I don't know what is! 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:35.240 Okay, you're starting to make me angry... 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:37.240 Oh... it zooms in... 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:39.240 Come on... (Rage meter: %25) 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:41.240 Don't make- don't make him angry. (Rage meter: %50) 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:42.340 Come on... 00:05:42.340 --> 00:05:43.320 Shit, what do we do? 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:45.320 Oh shit, he's doing it again... 00:05:45.320 --> 00:05:45.820 (Rage meter: %75) 00:05:45.820 --> 00:05:46.320 Oh no! 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:48.020 Oh no! 00:05:48.500 --> 00:05:49.200 Oh! 00:05:49.480 --> 00:05:49.980 No! 00:05:50.440 --> 00:05:51.080 He's getting angry.. 00:05:51.080 --> 00:05:53.080 *Rage meter: Critical* *Tactical Nuke Launched* 00:05:53.460 --> 00:05:55.180 Ok now you're just being a fucking weirdo. 00:05:55.280 --> 00:05:56.140 Rage meter: Orgasm 00:05:56.140 --> 00:06:01.040 There's so many videos of- of peop- people reacting to cr- to cringy kids. 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:03.040 And um... 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:03.860 *Realized* i just did it myself. 00:06:03.860 --> 00:06:04.840 *laughs* 00:06:04.840 --> 00:06:06.420 It's like, come on, 00:06:06.420 --> 00:06:08.020 We've all did fucking, 00:06:08.020 --> 00:06:10.280 terrible shit as-as-as kids. 00:06:10.940 --> 00:06:11.960 It's part of growing up. 00:06:12.180 --> 00:06:17.700 Now, problem here lies in that the fact their, their shit's online forever. 00:06:19.960 --> 00:06:21.960 Shut the fuck up, Ainsley! 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:24.520 I don't need that fucking attitude from you. 00:06:26.420 --> 00:06:28.560 The thing is like all these people making fun, 00:06:28.560 --> 00:06:29.980 of cringy kids. 00:06:29.980 --> 00:06:32.360 Ya know, i'm sure they were super cool as kids okay? 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:34.960 I-I bet (Stuttering) they looked so cool. 00:06:34.960 --> 00:06:36.660 Look at this dude. 00:06:36.660 --> 00:06:38.980 *Giggles* 00:06:38.980 --> 00:06:40.980 No no no no 00:06:40.980 --> 00:06:44.000 *Continues to laugh* 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:48.200 *DashieGames' Cancerous Kettle Laugh*