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Who

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is the cringiest kid

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On the internet?

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WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC... 2006 SEQUEL?

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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OH MY GOD THE GRAPHICS ARE AMAZING!

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A question many Youtubers have tried to find for so long...

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*makes weird noises*

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*Fight me Bitch*

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Y'know, you can't just look at somebody and tell how great they are by how they look. That's not how it works.

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*sound of water coming out of the faucet*

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*suggestive music and chatter of the crowd*

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They think they've found them all...

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But they missed the cringiest one

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A man filled with so much cringe

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*echoing voice* It could destroy the galaxy.

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*Dramatic music*

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*laughs quietly*

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Talking of course...

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About ChristianU2Uber

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*how many times are you zooming in poods*

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Hello everybody

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A lot of people on youtube,

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You're calling me a homo,

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Ya know when I was a kid,

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I was a fucking boss

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I basically was so- so cool

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*music stops* That no one would talk to me

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*cries on the inside*

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*rip headphone users*

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You see these fucking spikes dawg?

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AINSLEY YOU THINK YOU CAN PULL OFF THOSE SPIKES!?

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*dramatic music*

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*Ainsley the hedgehog*

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Hello everybody,

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A lot of people on youtube,

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You're calling me a homo,

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AINSLEY, WAS THAT YOU?

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DID YOU CALL HIM A HOMO?

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*Japanese google translate accent*

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Not cool man

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How fucki-

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How dare you speak to ChristianU2ber like that

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He's mah boi

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I can give you the right

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To call me a homo,

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You're only calling me a homo

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Because that Blue Summers posted a video-

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Are you Blue Summers, Ainsley?

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*Ainsley exposed*

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I fucking knew it

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He's an epic troll

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And he called me a homo,

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*Pause*

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He copied and pasted one of my videos and

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he called me a homo and then

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Ainsley what do you think is he a homo?

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*More Japanesse*

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He does have dick sucking lips

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You a-

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You are correct.

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That is a correct-

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observation Ainsley

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Why don't you just leave me alone,

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If you're gonna call me a homo, then

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*awkward silence*

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I-I don't know what

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*stutters*

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I don't know what to say

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Ya better fucking back off 'cause I don't know what to say

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If you're gonna call me a homo-

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Then

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Then?

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BACK OFF!

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OH! * Shocked Poods*

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A lot of you people are making edited versions of my

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Videos

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And Copy

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Poods: I'm backing off

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And pasting my videos and

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I

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WILL NOT

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HAVE IT!!!

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*slams desk*

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GOT IT?

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*poods is scared*

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Stop calling me a homo,

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Or you will be sorry!

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Imbecile.

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OHHH!

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WHY DID YOU CALL HIM A HOMO!?

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WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU AINSLEY!?

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*zooms in again*

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Going to have to watch more videos,

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to figure out

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how to compliment him.

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Oh he did the-

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official music video for

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Hi everybody,

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Famous Last Words

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I'm going to play this song for you today. (yayy :D )

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I'm going to sing for you,

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and I'm going to play my guitar.

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He's a great musician Ainsley!

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How about that?

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Maybe we can promote his album!

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*crazy lipsyncing*

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*emos crying in background*

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*wtf*

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*presses g note on piano*

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*eats air*

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Oh god dammit

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((gerard way is angel))

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*music intensifies*

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I mean that's imppressive

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He's doing not just th-

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the main vocal cords,

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but also the background vocal cords

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at the very same time,

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just while playing and doing all the instrument

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just from a single guitar!

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(( THATS WHAT I CALL TALENT ))

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When I was a kid, I never did any fucking shit like this,

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I was the fucking boss,

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I never did anything cringy in my LIFE!

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No, I did not-

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Walk across the street in a funny walk once

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and then a couple of girls saw me and they started laughing,

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and then I went home,

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cried, and thought about it

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Literally for years

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I'm 26 years old and I'm still not over it

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Wha-

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THAT DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME!

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He also makes, very, informative reviews

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Let's look one right now

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Hello again, this is my first real video,

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I have made 3-

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Oh p-p-p-p

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Okay.

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Alright.

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He says he's not a homo,

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Look at the description, okay?

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*piano music* Vince said that I'm going to Love

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"Love"

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His nuts.

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and he's not lying

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NOW IF THAT'S NOT HOMO,

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

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Okay you're starting to make me angry

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Ugh come on...

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Ugghh

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Don't make him angry

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Oh, come on...

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Shit! What have we do?

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Ugh

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Oh shit, he's doing it again!

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Oh No!

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*Pulls hair*

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*ear rape warning*

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Oh! No!

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He's Getting Angry!

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AAAAHADFAHDKSJFHDKLAJSHF

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Kay now you're just being a fucking weirdo

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Ugh

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There's so many videos of a- pe-people reacting t cr- to cringy kids

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and uh-

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I just did it myself *laughs*

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It's like come on,

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We've all did fucking terrible shit as kids

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It's part of growing up.

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Now, the problem here lies in that the fact that

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Their-

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Their shit's online forever

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*Hi Ainsley*

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Shut the fuck up Ainsley!

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I don't need that fucking attitude from you

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*Good question*

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The thing is like

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All these people making fun of cringy kids,

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Ya know I'm sure they were super cool as kids

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Okay I-

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I bet aw- like they look so cool

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Look at this dude *Ricegum*

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OHOHO

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OO *Laugh*

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ONONONONO

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OOHH *Laughter*

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O-O-O-O *Leafyishere* o;

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HAHAHAHAHA