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Sino ang pinaka nakakainis na bata sa

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Internet?!

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Bakit natin kailangan ng SYKE 2000 SEXY..HOLE!

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YEAAAAAAAA

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OHMAYGAD Yung grapika ay kagulat-gulat

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Ang tanong ng maraming Youtuber ay sinubukan na hanapin para sa mahabang Panahon

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Tsh Tsh

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Tsh Tsh

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Tsh Tsh

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UMALIS KA

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*Alam mo na hindi mo pwede tignan ang isang tao sa kanilang panlabas na loob. Ito ay hindi kung paano ito gumagana*

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*Cringy Jacob Sartorius Video*

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*Sexy Music*

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Bakla ka ba!?!

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*Sexy Music*

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AHHHH

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Kala nila nahanap na nila lahat

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Pero hindi pa nila nakikita yung pinaka nakakainis na bata

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Ang lalaking punog puno ng inis...

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Kaya niyang sirain ang buong  kalawakan

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"Nakakainis na bata sinisira yung ating kalawakan*

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*Pewdie determinadong tingin 2.0*

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*Tumatawa*

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Ang Pinaka Nakakainis na bata

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"Christianu2uber*

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"Hello sa inyong lahat"

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*Huminga ng malalim*

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"Maraming tao sa Youtube ay tinatawag ako na homo-"

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Alam mo ba, Nung bata ako

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Ako ay ang amo

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Ako ay napaka-astig

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kaya walang kumakausap saakin

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*Ang Malungkot na buhay ni Poods*

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Nakikita mo ba yang Spikes sa buhok ko

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Ainsley, kala mo ba mapu-pull mo yang buhok na yan?

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*Pewds, Kaya kong i-pull lahat*

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*Pinakita kay Pewds na kaya niyang Ipull yung buhok*

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"Hello Sa inyong lahat"

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*Huminga ng malalim*

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Maraming tao sa youtube ay tinatawag akong Homo.

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Ainsley! Ikaw ba yun?!?

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Ikaw ba yung tumawag sakanya na homo?

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Hindi astig man.

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putang- Ano sa tingin mo at pinagsabihan mo si ChristianU2uer ng ganyan

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He's Ma boi(boy)

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Wla kang karapatan na tawagin m akong HOMO

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Tinatawag mo lang akong homo dahil sa bluesummer na yan, nagpost siya ng Video!

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*Tinignan si Ainsley*

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Ikaw ba si BlueSummer?

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Sabi ko na nga eh

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Troll talaga si Ainsley

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"Tinawag niya akong Homo sa video na yun!"

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Kinopy pate niya yung  isa sa videos ko at tinawag niya akong homo-

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Ainsley sa tingin mo, HOmo ba siya?

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Meron siyang labi na pangsubo sa t*ti,

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Ikaw ay Tama.

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Tama yang Obserbasyn mo Ainsley

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"Bakit ba ayaw mo akong tantanan,kung kaya mo akong tawagin na HOMO

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then

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ummmm..

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Hindi ko alm kung ano ang sasabihin

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Umatras ka nalang kasi wala na akong masabi

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Kung tatawagin mo akong HOMO.. then

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Umatras KA!

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Maraming tao ang nageedit ng version ko ng

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videos

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(Pewdiepie:Aatras na ako)at kinocopy and paste yung video ko

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AT HINDI KO YUN TATANGAPIN

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*Pinalo yun Table* Pewdie: oooohhh!

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KUHA!?!

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Oh...

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Tigilan mo yung pagtawag saaking HOMO

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or magsosorry ka

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imbecil

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*video ends*

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OOHHH!!!

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Bakit mo siya tinawag na HOMO!?

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Anong meron sayo AINSLEY!?!

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*Gulat na tingin sa Camera*

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Kailangan nating manood ng maraming video niya

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Para malaman natin

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kung pano siya sasabihan ng maganda

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Oh Gumawa siya ng Official musci video para sa

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"Hi Everybody

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gagawa ako ng Sikat na kanta para sayo ngayong Araw. (Pewdie: Sikat na huling salita)

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Kakanta ako para sainyo

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At ipe-play ko

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(Oh..) yung Guitara ka

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Ito ang Magandang singer ainsley

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Paano ba yan!?

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Pwede nating Ipromote yung Albm niya

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*EPIC Na LIP SYNC NG 2016*

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*ANO DAW*

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*MARAMI PANG EPIC LIP SYNC*

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OHGAD!

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*Hindi kinaya ni poods yung kanta nung bata*

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UGH!

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*Mas Maraming Lip Syn*

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Ugh...

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*Patuloy na panonood ng Video*

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*Sumusukang Pewdiepie*

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*Patuloy na panonood sa bata at mas nagkasakit#

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*Sumuka uli*

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*Mas Epic na Lip Sync*

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*Sumuka uli*

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*Nag Gitara*

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Ugh

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Kahanga hanga

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Hindi lang Main Vocals ang ginagawa niya

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kahit background vocal chords, kinakanta niya rin

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*concerned look* At sa magkaparehas na pagkakataon

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Lahat ng instrument naririnig ko sa isang guitara lang.

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*nanuod pa uli*

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Nung bata pa ako, hindi ko ginawa yang mga ganyan

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Mas MAGALING AKO

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Hindi ako gumawa ng Cringy moments

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Hindi ako lumakasd sa  street na lumalakad ng loko loko at yung mga babae ay tumatawa

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pagkatapos umuwi ako , Umiyak ako at nagisip

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26 na ako at hindi pa ako nakakaget over

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Hindi nagyari saakin yan

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Guagawa rin siya ng mnga mahahalagang Reviews.

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Tignan natin tong isang to

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*Huminga ng pinakamalalim*

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Hello uli

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Eto ang tunay na first video ko

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*Huminga uli ng malalim*

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Guawa ako ng 3

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oh p-p--p-p

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*nagiisip*

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Ok

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Sabi niya hindi siya homo

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Tignan niyo yung Description

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*Binabasa ni Oewds yug Description*

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Ngayon, kung hindi siya homo

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Hindi ko na alam

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Okay. Nagagalit na ako

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Oh.. nAkazoom

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Come on... (Rage meter: %25)

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Huwag niyo siya gaitin (Rage meter 50%)

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Come on...

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Shit, Anong gagawin natin

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Hala! Ginagawa niya ulit ito

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(Rage Meter:75%)

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Waggg!

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Waggg!

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oh!

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Hindi!

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Nagagalit na siya!

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*Rage meter: Critical* *Alerto Alerto*

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Ok. Nagiging Weirdo ka na

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Rage Meter: Normal

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Maraming Videos ang ang mga ta-tao nag nagrereact sa mga cringy na bata

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at umm..

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*NaRealize* ako lang gumawa non.

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*tumawa*

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Parang, Come on

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Lahat tayo gumawa

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ng miserableng bagay nung bata tayo

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kasama yun sa  Paglaki(puberty)

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Ang problema dito ay yung totoo may mga miserable sa online forever

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Tumigil ka Ainsley!

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Hindi ko kailagnan yung attitude mo.

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Lahat ng tao ay pinagtatawanan

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yung mga cringy na bata

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Sigurado akong ang astig niyo nung bata kayo

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Sa tingin ko ang gagawapo't ganda nila

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Tignan mo tong lalaking ito

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*Tumawa*

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Hindi Hindi Hindi

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*Tumatawa parin*

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*Tawa ni DasheiGames*