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Siapa

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Anak paling menggelikan

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Di internet.

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KENAPA KITA GA BUTUH SYKE 2000 SEXYHOLE (?)

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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YA TUHAN GRAFIKNYA KEREN!

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Sebuah pertanyaan yang banyak youtuber telah coba jawab dalam waktu lama

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*anjir geli gua*

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Mereka pikir mereka telah menemukannya

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Tapi mereka melewatkan yang paling menggelikan

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Laki-laki yang penuh dengan kegelian

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YANG BISA MENGHANCURKAN SATU GALAXI

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*indo kena ga ya?*

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*astajim*

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*tatap mata saya*

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*TATAP*

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Jelas kita berbicara

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tentang ChristianU2ber

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Hai semua

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Banyak orang di youtube

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Yang menyebut saya homo

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Saat gua masih kecil

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GUA BOS!

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Gua sangat-sangat keren

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sampai-sampai ga ada yang mau ngomong sama gua :(

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*sedih*

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Lu liat rambut spikeynya dia?

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AINSLEY BISA GA LU BIKIN SPIKEY KAYA DIA?

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*musik drama*

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*jir jadi berambut*

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Hello semua

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Banyak orang di youtube

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menyebut saya homo *mukanya ga nahan*

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AINSLEY,APA ITU ELU?

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APA LU NYEBUT DIA HOMO?

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*ya gua nyebut dia homo, tapi gua ga maksud begitu, oke?*

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Ga keren, bro.

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Bagaimana bisa lu berani bilang ke ChristianU2ber kaya gitu?

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Dia sobat gua

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Gua bisa kasih lu hak

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Untuk sebut gua homo

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Lu pada cuma nyebut gua homo

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Karena Blue Summers ngepost satu video

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APA LU BLUE SUMMERS, AINSLEY?

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*ya gue blue summers, mau apa lu?*

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GUA TAU DARI AWAL!

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Dia troll profesional

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Dan dia sebut gua homo

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Dia copas satu video gua dan

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dia sebut gua homo dan-

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Ainsley, menurutlu gimana? Dia homo?

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Bener sih dia punya bibir buat ngisep titit

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Lu b-

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Lu emang bener.

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Itu observasi yang-

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tepat, Ainsley.

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Kenapa lu ga biarin gua sendiri aja?

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Kalau lu bakal bilang gua homo, lalu-

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*hening*

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Gua ga tau

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Gua ga tau mau bilang apa

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Mending lu berlindung karena gua ga tau mau ngomong apa

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Kalau lu mau bilang gua homo

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Mendingan lu pergi aja!

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OH!

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*kaget mas*

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GUA

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GA BAKAL

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TERIMA!

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*GUBRAK*

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PAHAM?!

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*lindungi aku ainsley*

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Stop nyebut gua homo

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Atau lu bakal menyesal!

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*TERIAK*

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KENAPA LU NYEBUT DIA HOMO?!

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APA MASALAH LU, AINSLEY?!

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*ZOOM*

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Gua harus tonton lebih banyak video

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untuk mencari tau

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cara memuji dia.

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Oh dia-

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bikin official music video untuk---

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Hi semua

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Aku bakal mainin lagu ini untuk kalian semua hari ini

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Aku akan menyanyikannya untukmu

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dan aku akan bermain gitar.

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Dia musisi yang bagus, Ainsley!

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Gimana menurutlu?

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Mungkin kita bisa promosi album dia!

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*buset, lipsync*

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*pfft*

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*parah*

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*HAI INI PERTAMA KALINYA GUA BIKIN SUB BUAT PEWDIEPIE, SILAHKAN ENJOY HAHAHAHA GAPENTING BANGET*

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Ya Tuhan....

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ugh

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augh

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*muntah*

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*pewds kena serangan jantung*

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*mati deh*

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Sebenarnya itu tadi mengagumkan.

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Dia bukan cuma --

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nyanyi vocal

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tapi juga ngelakuin vocal background

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di waktu yang sama.

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Disaat dia sendiri mainin semua alat musik

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LEWAT SATU GITAR!

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Waktu gua masih kecil, gua ga pernah ngelakuin hal jijik kaya gini

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GUA BOS!

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Gua ga pernah melakukan hal MENGGELIKAN di HIDUP GUA!

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GA, GUA GA PERNAH---

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JALAN-JALAN DENGAN GAYA LUCU

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TERUS ADA 2 ORANG CEWE NGELIAT GUA DAN LANGSUNG KETAWA

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TERUS GUA LANGSUNG PULANG

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NANGIS, MIKIRIN HAL ITU

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BERTAHUN-TAHUN LAMANYA

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SEKARANG GUA 26 TAHUN DAN MASIH GA BISA NGELUPAIN

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h-

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ITU GA TERJADI KE GUA!

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Dia juga bikin review yang sangat informatif

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Ayo lihat salah satunya sekarang.

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Hello lagi, ini video pertama aku yang sebenarnya.

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Op p p p p p p p

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Okeh

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Alright

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Dia bilang dia bukan homo, tapi

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Liat di deskripsinya, oke?

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*sedih* Vince bilang gua akan

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mencintai

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bijinya

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dan dia ga bohong

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NAH KALAU ITU BUKAN HOMO

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GUA GA TAU LAGI ITU APAAN

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Oke kamu udah mulai bikin aku marah

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Ugh ayolah!

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*ngamuk*

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Awas, dia udah marah.

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Kita harus apa?

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Oh shit! Oh no!

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*yang pake headphone mending lepas dulu*

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QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,.

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Oke sekarang lu jadi aneh.

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Ughhh

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Banyak banget video orang bereaksi terhadap video anak yang menggelikan

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dan uh---

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Gua juga baru saja melakukannya *okay*

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Tapi ayolah,

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Kita pasti pernah ngelakuin hal bodoh sewaktu kecil

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Itu bagian dari pertumbuhan kita

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Nah masalahnya sekarang

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Video kaya gini ada di online seamanya

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*kaya video sampah lu, pewds*

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Diem, Ainsley bangsat!

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Gua ga butuh sikap yang kaya gitu dari lu!

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*elu homo yak?*

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Yang terjadi ialah

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Orang-orang meledek anak anak yang 'menggelikan' ini

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Tapi gua yakin mereka sangat keren sewaktu kecil

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Gua yakin mereka bener-bener keren

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*Ricegum?*

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*tahan ketawa*

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NONONONO

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*leafy?*

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*anjir ketawanya ga nyantai*
*dadah semua :D*