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誰

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是最令人討厭的小孩

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在網路上?

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我們要的是2006年的音速小子續集嗎(怒)

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(嘴巴好香?!!)

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OH MY GOD這畫質太讚了!

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這個問題讓許多Youtubers找了這麼久......?!

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(喝醉了嗎?)

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你懂的 你不能看別人 就說他們有多棒 
這樣根本沒屁用~

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(刷去哪裡了!)

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(尷尬的氣氛)

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他們認為，他們已經找到了他們心目中的......

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但他們錯過了最糟糕的一個

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一個人多麼微小的人

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可能會摧毀一整個銀河系

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(偷笑)

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說到這裡 你就曉得...

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是關於ChristianU2ber

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"大家好"

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"很多人在YouTube上"

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"說我是同性戀"

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你知道 當我還是個孩子時

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我是一個他媽的老大

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我一開始認為這很酷

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但就是沒有人會跟我說話

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(心碎R.I.P...)

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看這超屌的刺蝟頭

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AINSELEY你認為你能拔掉這些刺毛嗎?!

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(Yes, I  can)

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(AINSLEY專屬)

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"大家好"

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"很多人在YouTube上"

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"說我是同性戀"

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AINSLEY你做的?

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你叫他同性戀?

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是的 同性戀是我叫的但我沒那意思
(日式口音)

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幼稚的人

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多麼糟啊

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你怎麼敢說ChristianU2ber像那啊

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他是我的男人啊

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"我可以給你權利"

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"叫我同性戀的"

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"就只有你叫我同性戀而已"

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"因為Blue Summers 上傳了一部影片"

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你是Blue Summers嗎？AINSLEY?

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哈哈 就是我

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我他媽的就知道

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他是一個史詩般的整人專家

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"他叫我同性戀"

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"他複製和上傳我其中的一個影片"

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"然後叫我同性戀"

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AINSLEY你怎麼會認為他是同性戀呢?

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他確實有個像會那些事的嘴唇

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你

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你是對的

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這是一個正確的

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觀察  AINSLEY

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"為什麼你不離我遠一點"

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"如果你要罵我是同性戀 那麼..."

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........

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"我不知道..."

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"我不知道該說些什麼"

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你最好他媽的滾，因為我不知道該說些什麼了(學那小孩)

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"如果你要叫我同性戀"

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"然後..."

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"然後..."

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"給我滾!"

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哦!

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(嚇人的氣魄)

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"我!"

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"不會!"

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"給你好看!"

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(桌子R.I.P)

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"懂嗎?"

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"別再叫我同性戀"

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"否則你會後悔的!"

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OHHH!

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你為什麼要罵他是同性戀!?

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你究竟發生什麼事啊!?AINSLEY

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不得不觀看更多影片

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要弄清楚

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如何讓他息怒

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哦 他做的任何

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官方音樂影片

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"大家好"

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"我今天要彈唱這首歌給你們"

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"我要為你們歌唱"

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"而且我要彈我的吉他"

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他是一個很棒的音樂家!AINSLEY

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不如這麼做

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也許我們可以宣傳他的專輯

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*ear R.I.P*

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*心中Orz*

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.........

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*ear R.I.P again*

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天啊

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呃

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呃呃

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*要吐了*

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*Pewds有了心臟病*

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*快吐血惹*

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我的意思是這真是太美妙了

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他不只是有

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主要的歌聲

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而且還有背景音樂

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在同樣的時間

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就像彈奏許多樂器一樣

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不可思議的只來自一把吉他！

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當我還是個孩子的時候，我從來沒有做過這樣瘋狂的事

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我是他媽的老大

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沒有任何如此感動的事物在我人生裡

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從來沒有

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用過搞笑的方法過馬路

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之後有幾個女孩看到我
然後她們開始大笑

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然後回家時

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哭了 然後想想

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表面上這幾年

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我26歲了 卻沒擁有過瘋狂的一次

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這並沒有發生在我身上

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他還做了個非常實用的評論

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讓我們馬上來看看

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大家好 這是我第一次真正的影片

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Oh p-p-p-p

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好的

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好的

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他說了他不是一個同性戀

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看看說明 好嗎？

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[ Vince說我將會愛

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"LOVE"

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他的蛋蛋

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然而他沒有說謊 ]

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現在 如果說這不是同性戀

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那我就不知道什麼是同性戀了

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"好吧 你開始讓我生氣"

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"喔 拜託"

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不要讓他生氣

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"哦 拜託"

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馬的 我們要怎麼做的？

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"啊"

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"不要啊"

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*耳機朋友注意!!*

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*發瘋了*

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你現在只是一個他媽的怪胎

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啊

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有許多人做影片去回應這令人糟糕的孩子

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然後

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我只是做我自己回應喔

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就像這樣  拜託了

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當我們是小孩時
我們都做了一樣的蠢事

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這是成長的一部分

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現在 問題在於事實

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他們會

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他們會他媽的永遠在線

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"就像你的垃圾影片一樣"

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他媽的閉嘴 AINSELEY

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我不需要 你那他媽的態度

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"你是同性戀嗎?"

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現在就像

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所有的這些人都拿這些糟糕的小孩開玩笑

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你知道我敢肯定 他們像屁孩一樣爽

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好吧 我

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我敢打賭 他們看起來很爽

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* Ricegum *

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OHOHO

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不不不不

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HAHAHAHAHA