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誰

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是網路上

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最令人難堪的小孩？

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為甚麼我們需要一個2006年SONIC 續集？

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呀！！！！！！！！！

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我的天啊！那畫面超棒的！

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一個許多YouTubers一直以來都在尋找的答案

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再靠近一點點

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*拳擊手*

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*自以為*

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(啊你是在看啥)

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(哼哼)

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你知道，你不能只是憑看別人，就說他們很偉大。不是這樣搞的。

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*只是想刷個牙*

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*卻赫然發現*

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*我怎麼這麼帥*

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*環抱*

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*彆扭地*

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旁:啊你是想怎樣

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旁:我還是

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旁:收手好了

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.........

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(嗚)

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你是我最好的朋友

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冏

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他們以為 他們已經找到了全部...

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但他們沒發現最令人難堪的那一個

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一個如此令人難堪的男人

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*杜比環繞音效*它可能會破壞星系

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*過度戲劇化的配樂*

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*過度戲劇化的配樂*

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驚!Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

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驚!Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

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(盯)

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0.o

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*噗哧*

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我在說的當然是...

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ChristanU2ber

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*你要放大多少次?*

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大家好

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很多人在YouTube上

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都說我是同性戀

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你知道，當我還是個孩子的時候，

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就超威的

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我根本上是超酷 酷到

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*音樂停止* 沒人敢跟我說話

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*心在流眼淚*

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*耳機使用者請安息*

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你看到這些尖刺了嗎？

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AINSLEY 你認為你可以駕馭那些的尖刺嗎！？

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*戲劇性的音樂*

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*AINSLEY刺猬*

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大家好

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很多人在YouTube上

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都說我是同性戀

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AINSLEY，是你嗎？

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是你叫他同性戀嗎？

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*日本翻譯的口音*

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對是我叫他同性戀

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但我不是有意的好嗎

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不酷

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你怎麼---

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你怎麼敢和ChristianU2ber這樣說話

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他可是我的好基友(?)

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可以給你權利

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去叫我一個同性戀

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你叫我是一個同性戀

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是因為 Blue Summers 上載了一段影片

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Ainsley, 你是不是Blue Summers?

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*Ainsley被識穿*

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對我就是blue summers

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我早就知道了

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他是個史無前例的白目

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他叫我同性戀，

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他複製貼上我其中一個影片

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他叫我同性戀，然後

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Ainsley 你怎麼想 他是一​​個同性戀嗎？

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看看那整天吹簫的嘴唇

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他的確有很會吹簫的嘴唇

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你...你是對的

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(我知道)

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這是一個正確的觀察 Ainsely

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為什麼你們不讓我一個人清淨就好?

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如果你要說我是同性戀

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那

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......

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我思考一下

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*額隨便啦*

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我不知道我

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0.0

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我不知道我該說什麼了

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你最好別惹我 因為我不知道該說什麼了

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如果你要說我是同性戀

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那

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那

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走開!!!

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噢!!

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(poods大為震驚) -你們很多人改編我的視頻

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我正在走開了 -還抄襲我

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Ainsley(我怕怕)

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好停

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我不會忍耐的

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哦哦哦哦哦!

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懂嗎!?

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哦

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別再說我是同性戀了

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不然我們走著瞧

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哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦!!!!

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你為什麼說他是同性戀!

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Ainsley你到底是怎樣!

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*無神雙眼*

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我要看多一點影片

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來了解

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要如何讚美他

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哦 他做了一個famous last words

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的官方音樂影片

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嗨大家好

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咳

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我今天想為你們帶來一首

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我要為你們唱(poods:真好)

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然後我要彈

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(秀)

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poods:噢

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我的吉他

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他是個音樂家啊 Ainsely!

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你看看他!

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也許我們能宣傳他的專輯!

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呃

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瘋狂對嘴

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難以言喻的表情

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這個我們給87分

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:目

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poods:+*+

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我真的

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˙口˙

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噢我的天

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˙口˙

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呃

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嘔(摸胸口)

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˙口˙

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嘔嘔嘔嘔

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嚇嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔

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低頭思故鄉

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嘔嘔

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*目*

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我說 那令人欽佩

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他不只唱主唱

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還包辦所有伴唱

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在此同時

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還只用一個吉他

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演奏所有的樂器!

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(新一代音樂神童在此)

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我小時候從沒做過這些

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我那時威到不行

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我這輩子沒做過丟臉的事

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不 我沒有(真的?)

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停頓思考

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曾經過馬路時用奇怪的方式走路

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然後有些女生看到了

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她們就開始笑

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然後我回家時哭了 _(:зゝ∠)_

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到現在我26歲了我還是在想那件事

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我還沒釋懷

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等*洩漏天機啊*

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那並沒有發生過!(好好 我們都懂)

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他也做很實用的評論

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現在就讓我們來看看

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嗨 又是我

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這是我第一部真正的影片

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我曾經...

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(poods有話要說)

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哦ㄉㄉㄉㄉㄉㄉ但

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好

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行

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他說他不是同性戀

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看看他的介紹欄

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好嗎?

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Vince說我會

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愛上他的雞

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而且他沒在騙的

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......

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如果那不是同性戀

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那我不知道什麼是了

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好 你現在惹怒我了

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哦

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要放大囉!

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喔 拜託

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(poods摀嘴)

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惱怒

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別

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別惹他生氣!(Ainsley 一定是你)

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該死!我們該怎麼辦?

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哦 該死

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他又來了

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哦不

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哦哦 不

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哦哦哦

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別

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他生氣了(耳機者小心)

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(猛獸出柙)(爆麥)哦哦哦哦

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他只是在當一個怪咖

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額啊

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有很多對丟臉小孩做反應的影片

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然後 呃

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我自己剛剛也做了

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馬笑

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這 拜託

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我們小時候都

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都幹過蠢事

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這是長大的一部分(前輩poods)

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現在的問題是

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笑

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這些蠢事將會永遠在網路上

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就像你渣斃了的影片

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閉上你的狗嘴 Ainsley

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(沒禮貌捏)

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我不需要你這種不屑的態度

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你

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是

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同性戀咪?

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(無視)

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事實上 這些取笑那些丟臉小朋友的人

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我相信他們小時候超酷的(酸)

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好嗎

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我敢打賭

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呃

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他們全

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他們全都很酷

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看看這傢伙(Ricegum 一個YouTuber)

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OH OH OH

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不要不要不要不要

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:目

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(Leafyishere 一個YouTuber)

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哦哦哦哦哦哦

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*馬嘶鳴*