WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:05.220 00:00:05.680 --> 00:00:07.360 Hey, skrattar du, förlorar du! 00:00:07.580 --> 00:00:08.480 Welcome To the show! 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:09.640 It's been a WHILE! 00:00:10.060 --> 00:00:10.700 'scuse me 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:17.140 SKRATTAR DU, FÖRLORAR DU! 00:00:17.720 --> 00:00:20.920 AYYYYY YouTube's favorite show 😉 00:00:20.920 --> 00:00:22.780 Is back everybody! 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:25.280 That's right, you can stop crying now. 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:26.820 You little... 00:00:28.300 --> 00:00:29.260 Lamey! 00:00:29.700 --> 00:00:30.200 OOOOOOOOOOOOOH 00:00:30.540 --> 00:00:34.860 In case you haven't watched this show before..the rule is simple 00:00:35.220 --> 00:00:37.300 Skrattar du, förlorar du (maneeeen ;) ) 00:00:37.420 --> 00:00:40.420 Do not laugh while watching this video 00:00:40.425 --> 00:00:43.875 If you do... you lose. And if you don't.. 00:00:45.405 --> 00:00:46.000 You lose. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.915 L E T ' S B E G I N ! 00:00:47.915 --> 00:00:49.015 Sorry Guys... 00:00:50.160 --> 00:00:51.160 Sorry we're late! 00:00:52.100 --> 00:00:52.940 *Women apologises on behalf of him*: 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:53.460 Sorry About his behaviour... 00:00:53.460 --> 00:00:54.600 (both):sorry 00:00:54.700 --> 00:00:58.200 Wow! They're probably gonna have to keep that music down because of copyright issues. (your brother filmed a damn body and you're worried about copyright, smh) 00:00:58.200 --> 00:00:59.920 It's not a really vlogable wedding (NAH). 00:00:59.940 --> 00:01:03.400 I don't know why this is outsi- You look beauiful, really beautiful. (nice try jake) 00:01:04.500 --> 00:01:05.000 (Claps) 00:01:05.660 --> 00:01:06.660 Pewds: Ohhh 00:01:07.820 --> 00:01:10.100 Jake: This could be us but you playin'.-You're playin... 00:01:12.065 --> 00:01:13.000 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:14.500 (I would rather drink my nana's bathwater than have jake at my wedding) 00:01:15.500 --> 00:01:17.000 *preaching the word of god, as this good KRISTIEN man has done his entire life* 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:17.875 **INAUDIBLE SOUNDS** 00:01:17.875 --> 00:01:18.375 (I just want to fart out my heart and pop my right lung.) 00:01:20.745 --> 00:01:21.500 Pewds : UH.......(Cringe level 10^25) 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:23.500 *jake tries to be funny in a language yet to be discovered by mankind* 00:01:32.800 --> 00:01:33.905 Jake: We can find you a date. 00:01:34.455 --> 00:01:36.725 Pewds: Ughh 00:01:42.980 --> 00:01:46.340 Pewds: If no one's laughing, stop making jokes. 00:01:46.340 --> 00:01:47.000 *laughs* 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:50.500 WhY Don'T YoU StOp YoUr ChaNnEL ThEn PewDS ) 00:01:50.540 --> 00:01:51.500 *pterodactyl scream* 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:57.140 (Pewds facepalms twice while the cringy clip continues) 00:01:57.140 --> 00:02:00.240 This is not you laugh you lose, this is you cringe you lose 00:02:00.260 --> 00:02:04.140 And I am cringing (*high pitched anime voice*) My cringe level is so high right now guys! 00:02:04.140 --> 00:02:06.200 *laughs* 00:02:15.100 --> 00:02:18.100 Pewds: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. This is what ADHD is looking like.. 00:02:18.100 --> 00:02:19.500 Pewds: English... 00:02:19.500 --> 00:02:20.000 Moving on.. 00:02:20.100 --> 00:02:21.800 What a fantastic start! 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:25.000 Pewds: "Curb your entire being of Joe Rogan." 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:28.200 Greg Fitzsimmons: In the - in the eyes of the - of the law, it's worth more. 00:02:28.200 --> 00:02:34.100 Our Lord and Saviour, Joe Rogan: How strange is it that we put - like an uh monetary value on actual life itself? 00:02:34.140 --> 00:02:35.040 Greg: Mm. 00:02:35.040 --> 00:02:37.500 Pewds: I have a bad feeling about this 00:02:37.500 --> 00:02:40.700 Joe: Wow. It's such a strange, strange concept. 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:41.300 Greg: Yeah. 00:02:43.100 --> 00:02:45.900 Joe: Did you see that guy accidentally hit that moose with his car? 00:02:45.900 --> 00:02:46.400 Greg: No. 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:48.100 Joe: Holy shit - Jamie pull that video up. 00:02:49.100 --> 00:02:50.000 Woman: Oh my god oh my god 00:02:50.900 --> 00:02:52.200 Woman: OH MY GOD 00:02:52.200 --> 00:03:06.500 *Joe and Pewds laughing hysterically* 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:07.920 Pewds: That has to be edited. 00:03:07.920 --> 00:03:09.200 Pewds: There must be a cut here. 00:03:09.460 --> 00:03:31.295 Blahblahblah same stuff again 00:03:31.295 --> 00:03:35.300 Pewds: That is - it has to be edited, but god bless whoever edited this. 00:03:35.300 --> 00:03:36.300 Pewds: God damn it. 00:03:36.300 --> 00:03:38.100 Pewds: Ugh these "curb" videos... 00:03:38.100 --> 00:03:39.400 Pewds: "Curb your feminism." 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:45.765 Whaemen: Why should your right to freedom of speech trump a trans person's right not to be offended? 00:03:47.415 --> 00:03:52.000 Jordan Peterson: Because in order to be able to think you have to risk being offensive. 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:54.200 Jordan: I mean, look at the conversation we're having right now. 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:58.100 Jordan: Y'know, like you're certainly willing to risk offending me in the pursuit of truth. 00:03:58.500 --> 00:04:00.000 Jordan: Why should you have the right to do that? 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:01.500 Jordan: It's been rather uncomfortable. 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:06.300 Whaemen: So you haven't sat there and.. *exhale* 00:04:06.300 --> 00:04:09.200 Whaemen: I'm just trying - I'm just trying to work that out, I mean - 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:12.000 Jordan: Hah. Gotcha. 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:13.295 Whaemen: You have got me. You have got me. 00:04:13.425 --> 00:04:14.745 Whaemen: I'm trying to work that through my head. 00:04:14.745 --> 00:04:16.100 Whaemen: Yeah, yeah. It took a while, it took a while. 00:04:16.100 --> 00:04:17.565 Jordan: It did, it did, yeah. (Stifling laughter) 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.000 Pewds: Lobsters, amirite? 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:23.300 Pewds: "Curb your KSI." 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:26.200 KSI: I just want.. quality. On my channel. 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:28.300 KSI: I want the best of the best. 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:36.000 KSI: I'm transforming as a human being... 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:37.400 *retardation* 00:04:37.400 --> 00:04:38.400 KSI: I'm changing... 00:04:38.400 --> 00:04:40.000 *the best content Britain has to provide* 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:41.200 KSI: I'm just being me now. 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:46.200 *pain* 00:04:46.200 --> 00:04:52.000 KSI: I t - te - I tell people that I don't f*cking care.. about the money. I never cared about the money, like.. 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:58.300 *the sounds of hell* 00:04:58.300 --> 00:05:00.100 Pewds: God damnit. Ugh no.. 00:05:00.100 --> 00:05:03.000 Pewds: Now KSI wants to fight me.. ahh.. 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:05.300 Pewds: Dahmnit. I don't haave eniy (any)muscles! 00:05:05.300 --> 00:05:08.400 Pewds: Pliese KSI, pleaise, don't fight meee... 00:05:08.400 --> 00:05:11.200 Pewds: I'm not scared. I'm not scared at all. 00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:14.300 KSI: ..only care about the fame, or money or any of that sh*t. 00:05:14.300 --> 00:05:16.300 *fame, morey and any of that sh*t* 00:05:16.300 --> 00:05:26.380 KSI: That's why I delete[d] so many videos on my channel, like.. I deleted over 600 videos, cuz I was cleansing my channel cuz I thought it was just so much f*cking sh*t.. 00:05:26.420 --> 00:05:28.400 *best content* 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:31.260 All right, yo I don't have tits fam, they're called 00:05:31.260 --> 00:05:32.700 P E C S ! ! ! 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:36.580 I mean come on he's buff as s**t now though I'll give him that 00:05:33.820 --> 00:05:36.580 I mean, come on, he's buff as sh(OOF)t now though, I'll give him that 00:05:36.760 --> 00:05:39.340 There has to be a curb your PewDiePie 00:05:39.520 --> 00:05:41.160 Aahhh... come on, mann 00:05:41.320 --> 00:05:44.020 Come on, man! CUM ON MEN! 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:45.480 No! (pewdiepie's pubg footage in background) 00:05:45.480 --> 00:05:46.060 No. 00:05:46.100 --> 00:05:51.500 Ethan: ...our apes or whatever, right? Our Neanderthal-- Pewds: What did H3 do? Ethan: --cousins were probably just f*ckin' like crazy. 00:05:51.500 --> 00:05:54.960 So there's definitely something like, in us, to like, conquer 00:05:55.740 --> 00:05:56.960 Post Malone: Right. 00:05:56.980 --> 00:06:02.340 So it's, you know, women are, in a nature setting like to be conquered 00:06:04.500 --> 00:06:05.000 BomBOMBOMM 00:06:09.320 --> 00:06:11.440 Yeah! Sure! 00:06:11.700 --> 00:06:14.080 I feel like there's probably context to that one 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:14.860 Don't worry 'bout it 00:06:14.960 --> 00:06:17.740 THERE WAS DEFINITELY CONTEXT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT 00:06:17.820 --> 00:06:19.440 Don't worry about the context mann 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:21.420 It's all about context! 00:06:21.560 --> 00:06:22.940 Curb your racism... 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:26.440 ...and that's why we can't always believe what we hear from the press. 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:31.020 Never... uh, criticize without knowing the facts. 00:06:31.020 --> 00:06:33.900 What're you doing for the Latino community today? 00:06:34.140 --> 00:06:36.840 I might have tacos when I go home, I'm not quite sure yet. 00:06:36.980 --> 00:06:39.020 I had spent two years in Puerto Rico 00:06:39.020 --> 00:06:40.380 Ummm... 00:06:40.500 --> 00:06:43.220 I will probably do the same thing for the Latino community-- 00:06:43.220 --> 00:06:46.500 You realize that's not really the comment to say right now, you might have tacos tonight. 00:06:46.500 --> 00:06:49.920 I Might have sphagetti (Touch it) tonight...Being of an Italian descent... 00:06:49.960 --> 00:06:51.080 Ummm... 00:06:51.260 --> 00:06:53.700 I could go out and have--I've had, uhh, 00:06:53.700 --> 00:06:57.820 ethnic food, and when you asked me what I was doing 00:06:57.820 --> 00:07:01.200 for Latinos tonight, I may go out and have a Latino dinner 00:07:01.200 --> 00:07:02.680 in the Latino community!! 00:07:02.760 --> 00:07:05.960 HeY I'm nOt RaCiSt, I eAt TaCos GuYs!1!! 00:07:05.960 --> 00:07:08.120 yOu DoN't UnDeRsTaNd!!1!!1 00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:11.240 AND I LOVE CHICKEN WINGS AND WATER MELON!!! 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:12.760 i LoVe iT!!!1 00:07:13.065 --> 00:07:15.865 I can't have enough of just SPHAGET 00:07:15.865 --> 00:07:18.885 Dont get me Started... on the Sphaget 00:07:18.885 --> 00:07:21.095 I Love all kinds of food... 00:07:21.095 --> 00:07:24.125 BEcouse Im not a RACISISISISISIM>>>> 00:07:24.200 --> 00:07:24.700 MMM...MMmm..mmmm... 00:07:24.960 --> 00:07:27.960 THE food is too delicious for me to be a Racisissist 00:07:28.860 --> 00:07:30.660 "Curb You Snobbery"? 00:07:30.660 --> 00:07:34.720 ...certainly, I do make a very quick decision based on their first names. 00:07:34.720 --> 00:07:37.040 And there a whole bunch of first names that I don't like. 00:07:37.060 --> 00:07:41.940 I don't like footballer's names, I don't like names after season of the year, 00:07:41.940 --> 00:07:44.560 I don't like geographical location names, 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:45.980 celebrity names, 00:07:45.980 --> 00:07:51.120 things like apple, things like you know, Tilly Fizz, or Johnny Apple. 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:52.120 Whatever they've decided to call their-- 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:53.380 -You're child's called Poppy. 00:07:53.380 --> 00:07:57.400 (dang)My Child's called Poppy.... 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:03.920 Other people criticize me for calling her Poppy (Its POPPY) 00:08:03.925 --> 00:08:06.475 Cuz they say poppy is a naughty name 00:08:06.895 --> 00:08:10.115 So parents say that to each other... 00:08:10.115 --> 00:08:10.800 ...geographic stuff....So brooklyn, or London 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:13.100 ...geographic stuff....So brooklyn, or London 00:08:13.185 --> 00:08:15.020 ()Your child's called INDIA....Yes.... 00:08:15.020 --> 00:08:19.500 But you know that is(BOMBOMBOM)But it is not a location.... 00:08:19.505 --> 00:08:20.505 ARGUMENT Conituezzzz 00:08:21.945 --> 00:08:24.905 INDIA is not a location guyz 00:08:24.905 --> 00:08:28.105 dont worry about it...thats not uh... 00:08:28.105 --> 00:08:29.100 It's juz there 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:32.340 There... Oh man...The hypocrisy 00:08:32.340 --> 00:08:35.180 a'ight... lets move on...Thats enough curb memes.... 00:08:35.180 --> 00:08:37.960 Damn they're so good.... 00:08:37.965 --> 00:08:39.575 Oh I've seen this one... 00:08:40.005 --> 00:08:40.505 DISH 00:08:40.505 --> 00:08:41.005 Dish 00:08:41.005 --> 00:08:45.500 DWOOSH(repeated scoped gun shots) 00:08:45.755 --> 00:08:46.755 (he is ded) 00:08:47.365 --> 00:08:49.195 (one last) Thhats basically 00:08:49.195 --> 00:08:51.265 One guy left 00:08:51.755 --> 00:08:55.215 (radio chatter: hey guyz u...juz go ahead and kill me... 00:08:55.365 --> 00:08:58.795 (what the)(go ahead and kill me i dont care) 00:08:59.145 --> 00:09:01.945 (you are amazing dude)(other guy: I made it all the way) 00:09:01.945 --> 00:09:04.600 Pewds: how did they not hear him... 00:09:05.055 --> 00:09:06.775 Im actually Impressed 00:09:07.605 --> 00:09:10.695 (god bless)Good game guyz.... 00:09:10.695 --> 00:09:12.345 GOODGAME 00:09:16.145 --> 00:09:19.035 Uhh that is brilliant...he is juz like"hey guyz 00:09:19.035 --> 00:09:22.405 "you can juz kill me, I dont care" 00:09:22.575 --> 00:09:25.965 (what the fa....)....You can go ahead 00:09:26.940 --> 00:09:27.660 ( Sukhoi Japanese shtuff) 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:28.680 What is thiss.... 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:35.600 Pewds: OHHHHHH 00:09:35.800 --> 00:09:38.300 My GOD!!!!!! 00:09:38.300 --> 00:09:40.800 That is incredible.....(overjoy rushes) 00:09:40.800 --> 00:09:43.300 (heavy bass with man singing in background plays) 00:09:43.300 --> 00:09:47.900 (multiple males with censored cotyledons appear on screen, and one falls in the jacuzzi , while the others hug each other) 00:09:47.900 --> 00:09:51.000 ( elated INHALE) 00:09:51.000 --> 00:09:54.300 Man kind has peaked (pewds produces bad grammar)Oh mA GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:09:54.300 --> 00:09:59.400 Finally...Elon Musk plz step aside....Your feat means nothing.... 00:09:59.400 --> 00:10:02.305 Nothing (President of US: Thank YOu) 00:10:02.305 --> 00:10:04.815 They dont have water... Thats okay.. 00:10:04.820 --> 00:10:07.600 (what)(oh ok fine) 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:08.800 Thats alright 00:10:08.800 --> 00:10:20.500 (Drinks water with utmost Flair) (speaks up):japanes....... 00:10:20.500 --> 00:10:24.240 That's it? That was it? Who is this guy 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:28.020 and why is he so silly... that was hilarious 00:10:28.020 --> 00:10:31.140 oh man... These YLYL challenges , they are 00:10:31.140 --> 00:10:31.660 TOUGH!!! 00:10:31.660 --> 00:10:34.640 never se(burps)en that man before... but he sure seems funny 00:10:35.160 --> 00:10:37.520 We are your local high speed internet and cable provider 00:10:37.965 --> 00:10:41.095 Are you looking for a fast reliable internet connection.... 00:10:41.095 --> 00:10:44.025 A large collection of your favourite HD T.V. Channels 00:10:44.025 --> 00:10:46.805 With 24/7 support, with the 00:10:46.805 --> 00:10:49.620 best customer support technicians 00:10:49.800 --> 00:10:53.280 All for a FAIR price... 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Look..Loo-Look 00:12:03.680 --> 00:12:06.640 You know Ajit Pai? The FCC meme guy? 00:12:06.745 --> 00:12:09.795 He's now being investigated for corruption by 00:12:09.800 --> 00:12:13.280 his own agency.. There's gotta be a curb meme in there 00:12:13.280 --> 00:12:14.180 Come on 00:12:15.495 --> 00:12:17.045 OH MY GOD 00:12:21.015 --> 00:12:23.285 That's just sad man.. I don't know what to tell you 00:12:23.285 --> 00:12:25.300 Surely she can just squeeze them in 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:27.520 What she needs to do is a real "De ja vu" 00:12:28.145 --> 00:12:31.405 and then just slide in (music plays) 00:12:31.535 --> 00:12:34.535 That'd be badass.. I mean that'd be great ass 00:12:34.540 --> 00:12:37.900 That's right I make jokes for a living..you're welcome 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:40.020 *Vargskelethor Joel plays some Oblivion* Bulk Bogan: We must act NOW! KILL Nels! 00:12:40.020 --> 00:12:40.520 00:12:41.020 --> 00:12:42.800 Vargskelethor Joel: Let's go man! 00:12:45.080 --> 00:12:46.080 Vargskelethor Joel: What? 00:12:47.660 --> 00:12:50.840 *Classic Joel laughing* 00:12:50.940 --> 00:12:51.840 Vargskelethor Joel: What ? 00:12:52.380 --> 00:12:56.440 *continues laughing* 00:12:56.440 --> 00:12:57.800 Pewds:Poor Niels 00:12:59.800 --> 00:13:00.560 Niels dead :( 00:13:00.580 --> 00:13:15.880 *funniest laugh i heard lol* 00:13:16.100 --> 00:13:18.760 Pewds:Oh what a contagious laugh..that was great 00:13:18.860 --> 00:13:20.940 *Space-age Skidaddle Skidoodle meme* 00:13:23.280 --> 00:13:24.800 *Pewds disappointed* 00:13:25.860 --> 00:13:26.580 *Nvm* 00:13:29.040 --> 00:13:32.160 Fine,you get a pass Can this meme just die already? God dammit 00:13:35.125 --> 00:13:38.065 What's the joke? Someone explain what the joke is? 00:13:38.065 --> 00:13:40.260 What's so funny about it? Goddammit 00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:44.380 Stupid skideeddle skidaddle memes they make me so angry 00:13:44.660 --> 00:13:47.020 (changes voice)I hate them 00:13:47.020 --> 00:13:50.760 Thank you for watching another skrattar du förlorar du 00:13:50.760 --> 00:13:52.760 Did you skrattar or förlorar ? 00:13:52.760 --> 00:13:55.680 Let me know in the comments I'm gonna read them all 00:13:55.680 --> 00:13:58.420 trust me..don't worry about it..jus-just.. leave a comment 00:13:59.380 --> 00:14:00.260 What are you doing? 00:14:00.340 --> 00:14:02.960 have you ever left a comment on this channel? (no) 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:06.360 Write something positive..something constructive (lol get some original content) 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:07.760 Something great 00:14:08.120 --> 00:14:11.400 If you laughed..leave a like If you losed..leave a like 00:14:11.460 --> 00:14:14.100 If you did neither?.. no no no noo 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:17.015 You have to pick..it's binary 00:14:17.020 --> 00:14:20.420 Well check out another vid of Skrattar du förlorar du 00:14:20.420 --> 00:14:22.960 and that's all from me for now 00:14:22.965 --> 00:14:24.260 Bye SQUADFAM(jujitsu)