No.. No! It's not ENOUGH!
YOUTUBE! You promised me power!
You said if I get a lot of dislikes, I will get more views.
I will become more powerful.
THAN EVER.
YES- YES OF COURSE I'M STILL THE MOST POWERFUL YOUTUBER ON THE PLANET.
I don't think you understand.
I need MORE.
I don't think you understand the excessive greed of a Youtuber.
I know you're holding out on me Youtube!
Tell me what else secrets do you have that can affect the algorithm
I did the likes.
I did the dislikes.
Of course I'm gonna milk this fucken shit.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, YOUTUBE.
YouTube: Do you not SEE, my apprentice? You are missing the 3rd part. THE COMMENTS.......
Felix: Comments....
*phone bangs on table*
*laughs*
*music starts*
WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD
ONE MILLION COMMENTS
CAN WE FUCKING DO IT *laughs*
Can this video get ONE MILLION COMMENTS
ONE MILLION COMMENTS!
*screaming* ONE MILLION
ONE MILLION COMMENTS. CAN WE SMASH IT ; AAAAAAGHH *slamming into the floor*
*breathing*
AAAAAAAGH
ONE MILLION COMMENTS
*anime intro of Himouro Umaru-chan plays*
ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS. OR I'LL FUCK THIS PLANT
*vacuum cleaner turns on*
ONE MILLION COMMMM-
*vacuum cleaner intensifies*
ONE MILLION COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM---
One million comments.... Can we smash it everybody.
Let's smash one million comments.... on this video.
OOOOOOONEEEEEE
MIIIIILLIIIIOOOOONNNN
COOOOOMMEEEEENT- *laughs*
If we get one million comments... I will delete my channel. (Pewds you no delete your channel)
DICK PICS AT ONE MILLION COMMENTS
TWENTY-SEVENTEEN. HASHTAG.
Let's trend it. WORLDWIDE!!!
VODKA.
*drinking*
*splashing*
Ahhhhhhh... *chuckles*
One million comments and I'll kill myself for views.
CAN THIS VIDEO GET.... ONE MILLION- ONE MILLION COMME- *laughs*
One million.... comments.
ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS.
Did you comment yet?
Have you left a comment???
*music stops, car drives by*
*music resumes*
Aaaha!
*anime intro of Himouro Umaru-chan plays*
ONE MILLION!!!! One- AAAAH! AAAH! AAA AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
ONE MILLION- AAH!
*music resumes*
ONE MILLION.
ONE MILLION COM
OPEN YOUR EYES!
ONE MILLION!!!
AAAARGHHHHHH!!!
*sad music starts playing*
HUMILITY IS NOT THINKING LESS OF YOURSELF, IT'S THINKING OF YOURSELF LESS.
Um.. What should people actually comment?
Hey I got an idea, why don't we just add a picture of a shitty meme?
Kids love that shit they comment like crazy fucking morons!
You've been visited by the Good Sleep Chihuahua, you will be blessed with cozy, restful sleeps, but only if you comment: "sleep tight pupper"
*Intro anime Himouro Umaru-chan plays*