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No.. No! It's not ENOUGH!

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YOUTUBE! You promised me power!

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You said if I get a lot of dislikes, I will get more views.

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I will become more powerful.

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THAN EVER.

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YES- YES OF COURSE I'M STILL THE MOST POWERFULL YOUTUBER ON THE PLANET.

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I don't think you understand.

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I need MORE.

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I don't think you understand the excessive greed of a Youtuber.

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I know you're holding out on me Youtube!

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Tell me what other secrets do you have that can affect the algorhythm.

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I did the likes.

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I did the dislikes.

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Of course I'm gonna milk dis fucken shit.

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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, YOUTUBE.

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Do you not SEE, my apprentice? You are missing the 3rd part. The COMMENTS.

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COMMENTS....

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Hahahaha

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WHAT'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS ?

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CAN WE FUCKING DO IT * laughs*

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can this video get ONE MILLION COMMENTS

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS!!!!

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*screaming*ONEEEE MILLIIOOOOOOOON

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS. CAN WE SMASH IT- AAAAAAGHH

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*pewds breathes out*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS

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anime intro of Himouro Umaru-chan plays *

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ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS. OR I'LL f*uck THIS PLANT

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vacuum cleaner turns on *

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ONE MILLION COMMMM

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* vacuum cleaner intensifies*

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ONE MILLION COMMMMMMMM--

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One million comments.... Can we smash it everybody.

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Let's smash one million comments.... on this video.

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OOOOOOONEEEEEE

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MIIIIILLIIIIOOOOONNNN

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COOOOOMMEEEEENT- *laughs

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f we get one million comments... I will delete my channel. not again...

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DICK PICS AT ONE MILLION COMMENTS

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TWENTY-SEVENTEEN. HASHTAG.

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Let's trend it. WORLDWIDE!!!

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Vodka...

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* glug glug glug *

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sound of vodka spilling on the floor *

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Ahhhhhhh :)

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*laughs*

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One million comments. And I'll kill myself for views.

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CAN THIS VIDEO GET.... ONE MILLION- ONE MILLION COMME- *laughs*

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One million.... comments.

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ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS.

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Did you comment yet?

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Have you left a comment???

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epic music stops, car drives by*

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*epic music continues*

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*anime intro is back at it again smh*

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ONE MILLION!!!! One- AAAAH! AAAH! AAA AAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!!!?!?!

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ONE MILLION- AAH!

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*goodbye*

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*epic music kicks back up*

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ONE MILLION.

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ONE MILLION!

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OPEN YOUR EYES!!!

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ONE MILLION!!!

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AAAARGHHHHHH!!!

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*sad music starts playing*

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Um..What should people actually comment?"

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Hey I got an idea. Why don't we just add a picture of a shitty meme?

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Kids love that shit.

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They call me, like, crazy.

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These fucken morons. *laughs*

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