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Ne... Ne... to nije dovoljno

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YouTube! Obećali ste mi moć!

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Rekli ste ako dobijem puno dislajkova dobit ću više pogleda

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Postat ću moćniji

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nego ikad

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Da, da naravno, ja sam još uvijek najmoćniji YouTuber na Zemlji

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Ja mislim da ne razumiješ

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Trebam više

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Mislim da ti ne razumiješ tu pretjeranu pohlepu Youtubera

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Znam da skrivaš nešto od mene YouTube

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Reci mi ostale tajne koje imaš

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koje mogu utjecati na algoritam

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Napravio sam lajkove. Napravio sam dislajkove. Naravno da ću iscjediti ovo jebeno sranje

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Što još imaš YouTube?

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(glas iz mobitela): Zar ne vidiš moj učeniče? Fali ti treći dio... komentari

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Komentari

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*smijanje*

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ŠTA JEBENO AHHH 1 MILIJUN KOMENTARA!

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MOŽEMO LI TO DOSTIČI?!

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MOŽE LI OVAJ VIDEO DOBITI MILIJUN KOMENTARA?

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MILIJUN KOMENTARA!

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1 MIL!! MILIJUN KOMENTARA! MOŽEMO LI RAZBITI?

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AHHHH

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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MILIJUN KOMENTARA

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*Anime glazba*

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MILIJUN KOMENTARA

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ILI ĆU JEBATI OVU BILJKU

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MILIJUN KOMMM

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MILIJUN KOMEEN

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Milijun komentara. Možemo li uspjeti?

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Hajmo postići milijun komentara

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na ovom videu

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JEDAN

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MILIJUN

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KOMENTARA

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Ako dobijemo milijun komentara, obrisat ću svoj kanal

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Slike kurca na milijun komentara

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2017 # hajmo proširiti trend širom svijeta

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votka

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*Pije kao svinja*

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aaahhhhhhhh

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milijun komentara

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i ubit ću se za poglede

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Može li ovaj video dobiti milijun?

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milijun

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milijun

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komentara

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milijun komentara

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Jesi li već komentirao?

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Jesi li komentirao?

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AAAAHH

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*anime glazba*

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1 MILIJUN!

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*vrišti*

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1 Milijun!

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1 Milijun

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Milijun komentara

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Otvorite svoje  oći

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1 Milijun!

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*dramatična glazba*

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Mozemo li doci do 1,000,000 komentara?

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Što bi ljudi zapravo trebali komentirati?

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Hej, imam ideju. Zašto ne bismo samo stavili sliku od glupog "mema"?

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Djeca vole to sranje

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komentiraju kao ludi

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jebeni kreteni

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*anime glazba*