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Nee... Neee... Et ass net genuch!

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Youtube! Du hues mier Views versprach!

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Du soos, wann ech vill Dislikes kreien, géif ech méi Views kreien.

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Ech géif méi Views kreien,

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méi wie nach nie!

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Jo, jo, natierlech bleiwen ech deen gréissten Youtuber vum Planéit!

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Ech mengen net, dass du mech verstees.

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Ech brauch méi!

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Ech mengen net, dass du den Wellen vun engem Youtuber verstees.

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Ech wees dass du mech aushälls op Youtube.

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So mier waat's du nach fier Geheimnisser hues.

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Déi eng Auswierkung op den Algorithmus hunn.

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Ech krut all d' Likes, ech krut all d'Dislikes. Natierlech waerd ech dat och hinkréien!

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Wat hues du nach, Youtube?

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Mierks du net wat meng Aarbecht ass? Den dretten Deel hues du nach net gemach. D'Dislikes.

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Kommentare..

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Haha

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Kennen mier et schaffen?

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Kann dëse Video eng millioun Dislikes kréien?

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ENG MILLIOUN KOMMENTARE!

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Eng Millioun!! Eng millioun Kommentare, kennen mier et packen?

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Aaahh

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Aaaaahhhhh

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Eng millioun Kommentare!!

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Eng millioun Kommentare!!

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Oder ech fécken dëse Planéit!

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Eng millioun Kommentare!

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Eng millioun Kommentare!

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Eng millioun Kommentare. Kennen mier et packen?

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Allez, komm mier packen eng millioun Kommentare

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op dësem Video.

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ENG

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MILLIOUN

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KOMMENTARE!!!

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Wann mier eng millioun Kommentare packen, waerd ech main Kanal lëschen!

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Schwanz Fotoen vun mier bei enger millioun Kommentare!

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2017, trendet et op der ganzen Welt!

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Vodka.

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Eng millioun Kommentare,

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an ech machen Selbstmord fier Views.

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Kann dëse Video eng Millioun kréien?

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Eng Millioun Kommentare!

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Eng Millioun.

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Nee?

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Eng millioun Kommentare

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Hues du schon kommentéiert?

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Hues du een Kommentar hannerloos?

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Aaaha

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Eng Millioun!

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Eng Millioun!

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Eng Millioun!

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Eng millioun Kommentare

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Macht äer Aan op!

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Eng Millioun!!

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Like, wann's du andauernd kräischs.

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Eh, wat sollen d'Leit eigentlech kommentéieren?

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Ah, ech hun eng Idee. Firwat fügen mier net einfach een Bild vun engem schaiss Meme an?

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Kanner hun sou eppes gaer.

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Déi waerten wéi verréckt kommentéieren.

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Domm Leit.

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