WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ms 00:00:03.920 --> 00:00:04.860 Tidak ! 00:00:05.940 --> 00:00:06.800 Tidak !! 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:09.320 Ia tidak cukup !!! 00:00:14.880 --> 00:00:16.020 YOUTUBE! 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:17.820 Kau berjanji kepada aku kekuatan 00:00:18.320 --> 00:00:20.540 Kau cakap kalau aku dapat banyak 'Dislikes' 00:00:21.140 --> 00:00:22.140 aku akan dapat lebih banyak 'Views' 00:00:22.260 --> 00:00:23.960 Akuakan menjadi lebih berkuasa. 00:00:24.460 --> 00:00:25.100 Dari sebelum ini. 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:25.820 YA! 00:00:25.820 --> 00:00:26.320 YA! 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:28.320 Memanglah aku masih 'Youtuber' yang paling berkuasa di dunia ini 00:00:28.720 --> 00:00:30.100 Aku rasa kau tak faham. 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:30.920 *zoom sikit* 00:00:31.180 --> 00:00:31.680 *okay hensem* 00:00:31.680 --> 00:00:32.760 AKu perlukan LEBIH... 00:00:34.840 --> 00:00:36.060 Aku rasa kau tak faham 00:00:36.220 --> 00:00:37.960 Tentang ketamakan seorang 'Youtuber'. 00:00:38.140 --> 00:00:39.680 Aku tahu kau sedang mengongkong aku Youtube! 00:00:39.760 --> 00:00:40.260 Bagi tahu aku 00:00:40.260 --> 00:00:41.960 Apa lagi rahsia yang kau ada 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:43.380 Yang dapat memberi kesan kepada algoritma. 00:00:43.480 --> 00:00:44.700 Aku telah lakukan 'Likes' 00:00:44.700 --> 00:00:46.000 Aku telah lakukan 'Dislikes' 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.960 Sudah pasti aku akan perah lagi selagi boleh 00:00:48.040 --> 00:00:49.320 APA LAGI YANG KAU ADA YOUTUBE !? 00:00:49.440 --> 00:00:50.800 Youtube : Kamu tidak nampak kah? 00:00:50.800 --> 00:00:52.380 Anak ikanku? 00:00:52.720 --> 00:00:56.020 Kamu tertinggal bahagian ke-3 00:00:56.540 --> 00:00:58.020 Iaitu KOMEN. 00:00:58.260 --> 00:00:59.460 Pewds: KOMEN... 00:00:59.820 --> 00:01:00.320 *Iphone RIP* 00:01:02.300 --> 00:01:02.800 *Apa yang aku tengah buat ini?* 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:07.700 APA YANG BAGUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:09.840 1 JUTA KOMEN!!!!!! 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.760 BOLEHKAN KITA DAPAT MELAKUKANNYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:01:13.420 --> 00:01:16.460 BOLEHKAH VIDEO INI DAPAT 1 JUTA KOMEN!!!!! 00:01:16.460 --> 00:01:20.180 1 JUTA KOMEN!!!! 00:01:20.180 --> 00:01:21.320 *jeritan* 1 JUT- !!!!! 00:01:21.320 --> 00:01:22.340 1 JUTA KOMEN!!! 00:01:22.540 --> 00:01:23.760 BOLEHKAH KITA MECAPAINYA!!! 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:24.340 AAAAARGH- !!!! 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:24.900 *Pewds RIP* 00:01:25.860 --> 00:01:26.360 *Hidup lagi* 00:01:26.360 --> 00:01:29.080 AAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGHHH!!!! 00:01:29.080 --> 00:01:31.280 1 JUTA KOMEN!!!! 00:01:33.700 --> 00:01:36.200 *Apasal bukan lagu tema Naruto?* 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:38.220 1 JUTA KOMEN!!!! 00:01:38.380 --> 00:01:39.900 ATAU SAYA AKAN ROGOL POKOK INI!!!! 00:01:39.900 --> 00:01:40.400 *POKOK ITU TAK BERSALAH* 00:01:41.060 --> 00:01:43.080 1 JUTA KOMMMM- 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:46.280 1 JUTA KOMMMMMMMMEE--- 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:47.560 1 juta komen... 00:01:47.880 --> 00:01:49.640 Bolehkah kita mencapainya, semua orang. 00:01:50.020 --> 00:01:50.520 *DAH LETIH* 00:01:51.220 --> 00:01:52.920 Mari kita capai 1 juta komen ... 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:53.600 *NANTI NORMAL BALIK* 00:01:53.780 --> 00:01:54.600 Untuk video ini 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:55.700 SAAAAATUUUUUU!!! 00:01:56.060 --> 00:01:57.520 JJJJJUUUUUUTTTAAAA!!! 00:01:57.760 --> 00:01:59.260 KOMMMENNNNN- 00:01:59.260 --> 00:01:59.760 *gelak* 00:01:59.860 --> 00:02:01.420 Kalau kita dapat 1 juta komen 00:02:01.740 --> 00:02:03.240 Saya akan padam channel saya 00:02:03.360 --> 00:02:05.460 GAMBAR ZAKAR PADA 1 JUTA KOMEN! 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:07.160 2017 HASHTAG! 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:08.160 Jom kita sebarkan 00:02:08.300 --> 00:02:09.640 SELURUH DUNIA!!! 00:02:09.640 --> 00:02:10.340 VODKA! 00:02:11.940 --> 00:02:12.440 *O.o* 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:17.740 *Air sahaja* 00:02:18.340 --> 00:02:19.820 Ahhhhhh!!! 00:02:19.820 --> 00:02:20.920 Ha ha ha 00:02:21.260 --> 00:02:22.400 1 juta komen 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:24.940 Dan saya akan bunuh diri untuk 'Views'. 00:02:25.200 --> 00:02:26.720 BOLEHKAH VIDEO INI DAPAT... 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:28.880 1 JUTAA- 00:02:30.020 --> 00:02:30.940 1 JUTA KOME- 00:02:30.940 --> 00:02:31.440 *gelak* 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:32.720 1 juta.... 00:02:33.760 --> 00:02:34.260 Komen 00:02:34.620 --> 00:02:35.120 1. 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:35.620 JUTA. 00:02:35.620 --> 00:02:36.120 KOMEN. 00:02:36.200 --> 00:02:37.360 Sudahkah kamu komen? 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:38.540 Sudahkah kamu membuat komen??? 00:02:46.920 --> 00:02:47.800 AAhhHHH~ 00:02:48.220 --> 00:02:48.720 AAhhg- 00:02:50.220 --> 00:02:50.720 *Sanic fast* 00:02:58.400 --> 00:02:58.900 *Nak accident tu* 00:02:59.900 --> 00:03:01.380 1 JUTAAA!!! 00:03:02.420 --> 00:03:03.000 1- 00:03:03.140 --> 00:03:03.680 AAAAH! 00:03:04.220 --> 00:03:04.720 AAAH! 00:03:05.180 --> 00:03:05.680 AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:06.520 AAH! 00:03:06.780 --> 00:03:08.280 AAAAAAAAAAAAH?!!?!?!! 00:03:09.600 --> 00:03:10.720 1 JUTA- 00:03:11.300 --> 00:03:11.800 AAH!! 00:03:29.740 --> 00:03:30.960 1 JUTA. 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:33.480 1 JUTA KOMEN! 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:36.680 SEDARLAH KAMU!!! 00:03:37.900 --> 00:03:39.080 1 JUTA!!! 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:41.580 AAAARGHHHHHH...... 00:03:41.580 --> 00:03:42.080 * :( * 00:04:11.180 --> 00:04:11.680 Brad : Um... 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:13.680 Apakah mereka patut komen sebenarnya? 00:04:15.380 --> 00:04:16.400 Hey saya ada satu idea. 00:04:16.580 --> 00:04:18.740 Macam mana kalau kita hanya letak gambar tentang 'meme' yang merapu? 00:04:19.300 --> 00:04:20.400 Budak-budak suka benda tu. 00:04:20.580 --> 00:04:21.840 Mereka komen macam gila 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:23.800 Mereka semua dungu