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Nu! :(

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Nu!:(

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Nu este in de ajuns!

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YouTube! Mi-ai promis putere,

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Ai spus ca daca primesc destule dislike-uri

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O sa primesc mai multe vizualizari,

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o sa devin mai puternic decat oricand!

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Da, da, desigur  ca inca sunt  cel mai puternic youtuber de pe planeta

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Nu cred ca intelegi

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Imi trebuie mai mult!

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Nu cred ca intelegi lacomia excesiva a unui youtuber

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Stiu ca imi ascunzi ceva, Youtube

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Spune-mi ce alte secrete ai care pot afecta algortmul

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Am facut like-urile,

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Am facut dislike-urile,

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Cu siguranta am sa mulg acest cacat

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Ce altceva mai ai, Youtube?

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(La telefon) Nu poti sa vezi, ucenicul meu?

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Iti lipseste a treia parte:

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Comentariile

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(Pewds) Comentarii

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(Raset)

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Un al dracului gahhhhhhh

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Un milion de comentarii

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Putem sa o facem???

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Poate acest video sa primeasca un milion de comentarii?

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Un milion de comentarii!!

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Un mili...

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Un milion de comentarii. Putem sa il lovim?

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Aaaaaaaah

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

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Un milion de comentarii!!

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Un milion de comentarii sau o sa fut aceasta planta!

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Un milion de commmmmmmm

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Un milion de coooooooooomentarii!

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Un milion de comentarii, putem sa il spargem, toata lumea?

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Hai sa spargem o mie de comentarii!

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Pe acest video

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Un

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milion

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de comentarii

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Daca primim un milion de comentarii

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o sa imi sterg contul!

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Poze cu pula la un milion de comentarii!

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2017

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hashtag #

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hai sa il facem popular la nivel mondial!

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Un milion

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Un milion de comentarii,

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si o sa ma sinucid pentru vizualizari

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Poate acest video sa primeasca un milion

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Un milion de comentarii

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Un milion

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de comentarii

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Un milion de comentarii!!

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Ai comentat inca?

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Ai lasat un comentariu?

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Un milion!

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Un, aah

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aah

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aaaaaaaah

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Un milion!

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Un milion!

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Un milion de comentarii!

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Deschideti-va ochii!!

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Un milion

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(Muzica dramatica)

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Dar ce ar trebui oamenii sa comenteze?

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Hei, am o idee

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De ce nu adaugam o imagine meme de cacat?

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Copiii iubesc cacatul ala

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comenteaza ca niste nebuni.

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Imbecilii dracului!