WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:02.100 --> 00:00:05.800 *Sunetul de la Nokia classic* 00:00:05.800 --> 00:00:06.500 Sunt eu. 00:00:06.720 --> 00:00:08.000 Domnule PewDiePie, 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:09.080 Aici Google. 00:00:09.200 --> 00:00:10.400 Google... 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:12.700 Google, ati sunat in sfarsit... 00:00:12.700 --> 00:00:13.700 Acum spune-mi, 00:00:13.700 --> 00:00:15.500 Spune-mi despre secretul agrotrithm 00:00:15.500 --> 00:00:16.500 Ai promis 00:00:16.500 --> 00:00:18.100 Cand am ajuns la 50 de miloane 00:00:18.100 --> 00:00:19.500 Trebuie sa imi spui totul 00:00:19.500 --> 00:00:21.500 Imi trebuie mai multa putere 00:00:21.500 --> 00:00:22.000 imi pierd cariera :( 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.860 Jacksepticeye devine mai popular 00:00:23.860 --> 00:00:25.000 Raman in spate :( 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:25.740 Google. 00:00:25.740 --> 00:00:27.740 Ce, o vrei pe Lily Sings in top? 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:29.120 Asa e. Stiu ca nu vrei. 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:32.180 Acum ca ai facut in sfarsit 50 de milioane de abonati, 00:00:32.180 --> 00:00:34.660 Ai acces la un super secret 00:00:34.660 --> 00:00:36.660 cel mai inalt nivel al Eroilor din Youtube(te rog, nu) 00:00:36.660 --> 00:00:38.660 "Nivelul YouTube Super Saiyan al Lui Dumnezeu." 00:00:38.660 --> 00:00:40.760 Nivelul YouTube Super Saiyan al Lui Dumnezeu... 00:00:41.460 --> 00:00:42.920 Care este informatia cheie? 00:00:43.140 --> 00:00:44.980 Asculta atent la ce iti zic 00:00:45.380 --> 00:00:45.880 Bine. 00:00:46.040 --> 00:00:48.400 Aprecierile. Ele nu fac nimic. 00:00:48.720 --> 00:00:50.460 Este un buton mort. 00:00:50.460 --> 00:00:53.560 Este doar un buton mort. Asa a fost mereu. 00:00:54.060 --> 00:00:56.380 *Muzica intensa* 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.840 ...Nu! *sunete ciudate* 00:00:59.320 --> 00:00:59.820 URGH!! 00:01:00.460 --> 00:01:02.780 *RESPIRATII DISPERATE* 00:01:02.780 --> 00:01:04.100 Neaprecierile. 00:01:04.100 --> 00:01:05.700 ... 00:01:05.700 --> 00:01:07.560 Dar neaprecierile? 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:09.820 Nu vezi? Asta e cheia. 00:01:09.820 --> 00:01:12.340 Mai multe neaprecieri. Mai multa putere. 00:01:12.620 --> 00:01:15.620 Cum crezi ca mai multe rahaturi de canale pot creste in top? 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:16.900 "Vanatorii de fantome" 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:18.140 "Rebecca Black" 00:01:18.140 --> 00:01:19.460 "JustinBieberVEVO" 00:01:19.460 --> 00:01:20.500 "Call of Duty" 00:01:20.500 --> 00:01:23.360 Deci imi spui, ca daca primesc mai multe dislike-uri... 00:01:23.580 --> 00:01:26.600 Vei deveni mai puternic decat iti poti imagina. 00:01:28.380 --> 00:01:29.400 O sa o fac. 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:33.940 *sunet de telefon trantit* 00:01:34.660 --> 00:01:35.960 AY YO CE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 00:01:35.980 --> 00:01:37.120 DRACU MAI FACETI?!! 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:39.120 1 MILION DE DISLIKE-URI!! 00:01:39.120 --> 00:01:40.680 Putem sa-l SPARGEM?!! 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:41.180 *pfflt* 00:01:41.180 --> 00:01:43.920 1 milion de dislike-uri, ori ma inec. (ok) 00:01:44.360 --> 00:01:45.260 *sunet de imperechiere* 00:01:47.220 --> 00:01:48.380 DRACE!!! 00:01:48.380 --> 00:01:51.600 *PewDiePie incearca sa foloseasca tehnologia numita geam in direct* 00:01:51.600 --> 00:01:53.780 1 MILION DE DISLIKE-URI!! 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:56.120 *Flautu' pulii 2* 00:01:57.800 --> 00:01:59.800 1 MILION DE DISLIKE-URI 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:01.640 sau romanul moare. 00:02:02.020 --> 00:02:03.440 Maya, esti asa de dragut---- 00:02:03.460 --> 00:02:05.060 1 MILION DE DISLIKE-URI!! 00:02:05.600 --> 00:02:06.340 Aaaah... 00:02:07.720 --> 00:02:08.220 (nu te rog nu) 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:10.720 *gargara* 00:02:10.860 --> 00:02:13.680 (rip) 00:02:13.860 --> 00:02:14.740 AHHH 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:17.120 Aaah, la naiba... 00:02:17.380 --> 00:02:19.380 1 MILION DE DISLIKE-URI 00:02:19.380 --> 00:02:21.660 Putem strange 1 milion de dislike-uri?! 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:22.580 Va rog! 00:02:22.580 --> 00:02:24.300 1 milion! 00:02:27.180 --> 00:02:33.480 *muzica de carusel* 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:35.780 Vom ataca in zori! 00:02:36.260 --> 00:02:38.520 1 milion de dislike-uri! 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:39.800 1 milion de disli--- 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:40.420 nu 00:02:40.460 --> 00:02:41.260 nu 00:02:41.320 --> 00:02:42.280 nu ha ha 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:51.620 UN---- 00:02:56.900 --> 00:02:57.400 *rip* 00:03:01.880 --> 00:03:03.920 1 milion de dislike-uri! 00:03:04.700 --> 00:03:05.740 1 mil- 00:03:06.220 --> 00:03:06.880 Putem sa stran- 00:03:07.460 --> 00:03:08.380 1 milion 00:03:16.500 --> 00:03:19.060 UN MILIOOOOOON!!! 00:03:19.440 --> 00:03:21.180 UN MILION... 00:03:22.300 --> 00:03:23.140 ...DISLIKE-URI! 00:03:24.040 --> 00:03:26.560 Putem sa strangem 1 milion de dislike-uri? 00:03:27.500 --> 00:03:28.000 Dislike-uri 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:30.260 "Imi plac like-ruile." 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:32.040 ii plac like-urile 00:03:33.680 --> 00:03:35.020 Pariez ca ii place de leafy (ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:36.520 1 MILION!! 00:03:37.060 --> 00:03:37.560 (MUZICA TRISTA) ;( 00:03:37.860 --> 00:03:41.120 *planset* 00:03:41.280 --> 00:03:42.340 Nu te uita la mine 00:03:45.620 --> 00:03:49.220 *inca plangand* 00:03:49.700 --> 00:03:50.200 (salut) 00:03:51.220 --> 00:03:53.300 1 milion de dislike-uri 00:03:58.320 --> 00:04:00.320 "sparge acel dislike totusi" 00:04:00.740 --> 00:04:02.260 Bine deci aparent... 00:04:02.920 --> 00:04:04.480 ...like-uri le nu inseamna rahat. 00:04:04.940 --> 00:04:07.060 Da-m like-uri la clipuri pentru nimic. 00:04:07.380 --> 00:04:09.540 Fantastic. Acum este totul doar pentru timp de vizionare... 00:04:09.540 --> 00:04:11.740 ...si continui sa vizionezi mai multe clipuri 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:14.360 Nimeni nu stie ce se intampla pe YouTube in continuare. 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:17.040 Toata lumea doar testeaza diferite lucruri. 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:20.300 Cersesc pentru like-uri, "Oh, acel tip are multe vizionari 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:22.420 trebuie sa cer la fel!" 00:04:22.660 --> 00:04:26.000 Deci aparent, like-urile nu fac NIMIC. 00:04:26.260 --> 00:04:28.120 In afara de dislike-uri. Nu uita sa dai dislike 00:04:28.120 --> 00:04:31.700 YouTube vrea timp de vizionare si asa urmaresti mai multe clipuri. 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:33.320 Asta e tot cea ce le pasa. 00:04:33.340 --> 00:04:35.700 Vorbim despre cine de ce nu verifici acest video? 00:04:35.700 --> 00:04:37.440 acesta e unul foarte tare, 00:04:37.440 --> 00:04:39.680 cred ca asta iti va placea sa il vezi! 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:42.780 Pentru ca este la fel ca acest video. 00:04:44.680 --> 00:04:45.500 Oh, Doamne... 00:04:47.280 --> 00:04:48.800 Ma fac batran pentru rahatul asta... 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:51.260 Nu uita sa dai dislike la acest video! *raset*