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是我

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pewdiepie先生

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這邊是Google

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google

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你最後叫他....Google

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現在告訴我

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告訴我那祕密的算法

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你答應的...

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一但我達到5千萬

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你會幫我解答一切

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我需要力量

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我正在失去....

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Jacksepticeye正在趕上

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我已被追上

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GOOGLE

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你想要什麼?Lilly Singhy 在熱門影片?

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沒錯!我知道你不想

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現在你終於達到五千萬訂閱

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你有權知道最終秘密

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更高階的Youtube英雄

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超級賽揚及youtube英雄

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超級賽揚及youtube英雄?????0.0

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成為的關鍵訊息?

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仔細聽以下內容

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Okay

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喜歡按鍵-他們沒屁用

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是dislike

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一直以來都是dislike

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....不

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the dislke

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多說一點關於dislike

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難道你沒發現嗎?這就是關鍵

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愈多的dislike愈多的力量

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這是為何那麼多爛頻道可以在熱門影片榜上

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GHOSTBUSTERS

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REBBECA BLACK

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JustinBieverVEVO

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CALL OF DUTY

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所以你的意思是，如果我得到愈多dislike

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-你會得到你以往都想像不到的力量

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如你偉大的意志(噗滋OWO)

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*你媽

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真她*好

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一百萬dislke!!!!!!!!!!!!

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我們可以粉碎它(大概是dislike吧..)嗎?

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一百萬個人不喜歡，我直接淹死自己算了

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(開始各種崩壞啦!!!)，狀聲詞我就不翻囉

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一百萬個dislike

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一百萬個dislike

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或者把羅馬尼亞人淹死

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一百萬個dislike

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一百萬個dislike

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可以給我們一百萬個dislike嗎?

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...拜託?

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一百萬啊!!!

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一百萬個dislike?

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一百萬個dis....

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不

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不

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不....

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(那個音樂好像在那裡聽過0.0)

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一....

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一百萬個dislike

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一百...

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我們可以拿到

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一百萬

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一百萬!!!!!!!!

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可以給我們一百萬dislike嗎?(路人0.0)

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yea...dislike

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她喜歡0.0

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一百萬

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不要看我

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路人表示hi  OWO

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一百萬個dislike

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很明顯的

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LIKE真的沒屁用

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我們點like根本沒意義

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太棒了，現在重要的只有觀看時間

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和讓你們看更多影片

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沒人知道Youtube到底怎麼了

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大家只是把奇怪的現象說出來

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乞求like....(挖~~那個傢伙觀看數很高)

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...我必須也開始乞求like

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明顯的，LIKE真的沒屁用

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除了dislike，別忘了

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youtube關心的是觀看時間和人數而已

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這些就是他們真的關心的

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說道這，來看看這部影片(好諷刺)

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這個真的超棒

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我覺得你會很喜歡

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因為這根本跟你現在看的是一樣的影片

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我已經老(資深?)到不太想最這種鳥事

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不要忘了按dislike QAQ