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YouTube, listen up,

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YouTube: What do you want PooPooPie?

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PewDiePie: You know goddamn well what I want. I thought we had a deal...

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YouTube: We made good on the deal PooPooPies, why do you call us again?

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PoopyDie: Okay, I'm calling you because I need more views

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YouTube: But you can't have anymore views;

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you've exhausted the likes, the dislikes, and the comments...

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PoopyPants: There's always a way to milk it

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YouTube: You have made over ten thousand of these videos now, you can't possibly make another one

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PeePie: I'll find a way, you son of a bitch. I'll find a way!

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Youtube: You'll never do it PooPooPie... Your SOUL is- *Felix ends the call*

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CAN WE GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES

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ON THIS VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Camera Man: Oh Jesus...

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Camera Man: ohh, that actually got me in the dick

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AHHH

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AHHHHHHHH

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CAN WE GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES!?

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES!

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DIS- *laughs*

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES!!!

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Do people even know what this video is about?

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Do people understand the same amount of likes?

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Same amount... you get the same amount of likes as dislikes

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So like, 500 likes and 500 dislikes, can we get that on the video? How do we get them to understand that?

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*Screeching on bullhorn*  SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES

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Can we do it?

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OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Camera Man: There's a fuckin' woman...

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*laughs*

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*sirens*

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*more sirens*

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*still sirens*

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*WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO*

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[I've run out of things to say about sirens but they're still here]

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*turns siren off*

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Camera Man: Shut the fuck up!

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*BEEP*

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Can we get the same amount of likes as dislikes, boy?!

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*distant beeping*

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*beeping grows louder*

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*beeping stops*

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*beeping returns*

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES!!!

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*beeping continues, growing softer*

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*intense music*

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES AS DISLIKES... CAN WE DO IT?

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Same amount of likes as dislikes?  *Repeats "Same amount of likes as dislikes please?" estoy como dance por favor

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Same amount of likes as dislikes... Can we smash it?

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*Honks*

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Same amount of likes as dislikes...?

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*Beeps and Honks*

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Can we get same amount of likes as dislikes?

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Same amount of likes... as dislikes...

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*Sad Music Plays*

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Same amount of likes...

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Same amount...

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SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES...

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SAME! *murmurs* Same amount of likes...

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*Sad Music*

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Camera Man: What are you gonna do next time?

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Camera Man: Huh, there is no way you can do another one of these...

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PewDiePie: I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING

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Camera Man: There is no way you can make more of these

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PewDiePie: I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING, GOD DAMMIT!!!!!  AHHHH!!!