Hey, how's it going bros?
Now that I've deleted my channel...
Let's look at some top creators on the site now...
...so I can catch up. (get some ideas)
I need to learn ...
... How they do it.
HOW DO THEY GET IN THE SUGGESTION BAR?!
I need to watch...
And study carefully...
to find out...
"I want to get 100,000 likes in this video"
"I know, I know it's crazy"
"So HIT that like button, SMASH that like button"
"Smash."
[Grins]
"DEMOLISH THAT SH--"
[Smashing sound]
"Hue he ha HAAAAAAA"
"So guys just before we start the video"
"if we could get 15,000 likes"
"on this video that would be absolutely amazing, honestly"
"That's an absolutely incredible goal"
"That's a frickin' crazy goal"
"I just- I dont know if you can do it; honestly"
"If we could hit that goal you just made me"
"Like, the happiest person ever literally"
"Alright, you wanna know the best optical illusion of all time {HOW ARE YOU STILL RELEVANT} that I am going to tell you right now?"
"If you actually go ahead, and click the like button"
"it turns blue, honestly you have to try it."
"Try it right now."
"It's..."
"it's the mo-"
"It's the most crazy thing you'll ever see on Youtube."
"Drop a like on this video"
"and if we can get 30 thousand likes"
"Magic is about to go on"
"and.. maybe"
"just maybe"
"they're gonna let me join your scam group"
"AY YO WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD?!"
"Before the video begins you guys know know that I always need good luck"(And plastic surgery)
"so I need you guys to go down to that like button right now and hit it"
"We've been getting 50 thousand likes on all of my videos so go hit that like button,"
"and apparently this magic trick doesn't work if you don't get 50k likes"
"so I mean you don't need to hit it or anything but"
"Fucking hit it!"
HEY YO WHAT IS UP!!!
FIFTY MILLION LIKES
CAN WE HIT IT ON THIS VIDEO!?
DANNY DEVITO WOULD YOU SUCK MY DICK?(Hell Nah)
FIFTY MILLION LIKES
CAN WE FUCKING DO IT?
WHAT IS GOOD?
FIFTY MILLION
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE
I KNOW YOU SEEN IT
WHAT ARE YOU
BLIND!?
Kazoo kid solo
SMASH DAT LIKE
LIKE YOU SMASHED MY FACE
FIFTY MILLION LIKES!
[Sprays Water Bottle]
I'm cold [ Not hot ;) ]
You think fifty million is too much?
Yeah.
But it is enough for yo mama!
What about a million?
[Calling Arch Nemisis from the danker side]
1 MILLION LIKES!!!
[Jack should have been like WTF just happened to me?]
*Drops phone on dirty floor*
AAHHHH
DESTROY THAT LIKE BUTTON
LIKE I DESTROYED YO MAMMA'S--
ASS-HOLE
ROMANIAN! (THIS IS SPARTA!!)
A MILLION LIKES
OR I'LL KILL HIM
OR THE DOG
YOU WANT THIS APPLE?
Sure buddy, thank you.
YOU LIKE IT?
Well I haven't tried it.
YOU LIKE BEFORE YOU TRY IT
HOW ELSE WILL YOU KNOW IF YOU LIKE IT
IT'S 2016
[Trump]
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?(Quick,turn down your volume!!)
[Sigh])
[wail]
We gotta do it
ONE MILLION LIKES
OR I'LL KILL MYSELF!
ONE MILLION LIKES!
[Megaphone thrown onto ground]
HAIL HITLER
[Somber music begins]
"I don't even know who I am anymore"
[Distant] ONE MILLION LIKES !
[Distant] One million likes, buddy.
ONE MILLION!
♪ SAD MUSIC ♪
[Barely audible] One million...
♪ SAD MUSIC ♪
[Distant] Don't look at me
[Distant] Don't look at me...
♪ Can we smash 1,000,000 likes? ♪
SUBTITLES BY SKIPPY