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Hey, how's it going bros?

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Now that I've deleted my channel...

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Let's look at some top creators on the site now...

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...so I can catch up. (get some ideas)

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I need to learn ...

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... How they do it.

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HOW DO THEY GET IN THE SUGGESTION BAR?!

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I need to watch...

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And study carefully...

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to find out...

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"I want to get 100,000 likes in this video"

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"I know, I know it's crazy"

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"So HIT that like button, SMASH that like button"

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"Smash."

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[Grins]

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"DEMOLISH THAT SH--"

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[Smashing sound]

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"Hue he ha HAAAAAAA"

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"So guys just before we start the video"

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"if we could get 15,000 likes"

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"on this video that would be absolutely amazing, honestly"

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"That's an absolutely incredible goal"

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"That's a frickin' crazy goal"

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"I just- I dont know if you can do it; honestly"

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"If we could hit that goal you just made me"

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"Like, the happiest person ever literally"

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"Alright, you wanna know the best optical illusion of all time {HOW ARE YOU STILL RELEVANT}  that I am going to tell you right now?"

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"If you actually go ahead, and click the like button"

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"it turns blue, honestly you have to try it."

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"Try it right now."

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"It's..."

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"it's the mo-"

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"It's the most crazy thing you'll ever see on Youtube."

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"Drop a like on this video"

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"and if we can get 30 thousand likes"

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"Magic is about to go on"

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"and.. maybe"

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"just maybe"

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"they're gonna let me join your scam group"

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"AY YO WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD?!"

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"Before the video begins you guys know know that I always need good luck"(And plastic surgery)

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"so I need you guys to go down to that like button right now and hit it"

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"We've been getting 50 thousand likes on all of my videos so go hit that like button,"

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"and apparently this magic trick doesn't work if you don't get 50k likes"

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"so I mean you don't need to hit it or anything but"

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"Fucking hit it!"

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HEY YO WHAT IS UP!!!

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FIFTY MILLION LIKES

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CAN WE HIT IT ON THIS VIDEO!?

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DANNY DEVITO WOULD YOU SUCK MY DICK?(Hell Nah)

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FIFTY MILLION LIKES

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CAN WE FUCKING DO IT?

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WHAT IS GOOD?

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FIFTY MILLION

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SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

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IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE

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I KNOW YOU SEEN IT

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WHAT ARE YOU

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BLIND!?

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Kazoo kid solo

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SMASH DAT LIKE

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LIKE YOU SMASHED MY FACE

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FIFTY MILLION LIKES!

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[Sprays Water Bottle]

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I'm cold [ Not hot ;) ]

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You think fifty million is too much?

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Yeah.

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But it is enough for yo mama!

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What about a million?

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[Calling Arch Nemisis from the danker side]

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1 MILLION LIKES!!!

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[Jack should have been like WTF just happened to me?]

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*Drops phone on dirty floor*

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AAHHHH

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DESTROY THAT LIKE BUTTON

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LIKE I DESTROYED YO MAMMA'S--

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ASS-HOLE

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ROMANIAN!
(THIS IS SPARTA!!)

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A MILLION LIKES

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OR I'LL KILL HIM

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OR THE DOG

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YOU WANT THIS APPLE?

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Sure buddy, thank you.

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YOU LIKE IT?

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Well I haven't tried it.

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YOU LIKE BEFORE YOU TRY IT

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HOW ELSE WILL YOU KNOW IF YOU LIKE IT

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IT'S 2016

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[Trump]

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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?(Quick,turn down your volume!!)

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[Sigh])

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[wail]

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We gotta do it

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ONE MILLION LIKES

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OR I'LL KILL MYSELF!

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ONE MILLION LIKES!

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[Megaphone thrown onto ground]

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HAIL HITLER

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[Somber music begins]

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"I don't even know who I am anymore"

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[Distant] ONE MILLION LIKES !

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[Distant] One million likes, buddy.

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ONE MILLION!

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ONE MILLION!

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♪ SAD MUSIC ♪

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[Barely audible] One million...

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♪ SAD MUSIC ♪

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[Distant] Don't look at me

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[Distant] Don't look at me...

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♪ Can we smash 1,000,000 likes? ♪

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