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T-SERIES! (耶！)

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今天是你的大喜之日！(WOO!)

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干得好！

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我知道我们对彼此有所成见 但今天

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我只想跟你说

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♪ 欸恭喜你阿♪

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♪ 值得庆祝一番♪

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♪ 开趴一整天 我知道你已经迫不及待♪

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♪ 欸恭喜你阿♪

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♪ 派对永不停歇♪

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♪ 我只想告诉你我觉得你很优秀♪

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♪ 欸恭喜你阿(中指推镜）♪

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♪ 还有你的公司♪

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♪ 猜你要有个十多亿人口的国家才能打败一个瑞典小屁孩♪

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♪ 你做到了好棒棒 费了多少力？♪

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♪ 只不过是动员了一间大公司♪

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♪ 跟整个宝莱坞的上万首歌曲♪

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♪ 现在你是第一名啦！♪

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♪ 希望你别再去干蠢事♪

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♪ 像你当初卖盗版光碟来创业一样♪

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♪ OOPS! 你以为我们没看到啊？♪

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♪ 维基百科都写着呢♪

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♪ 赶紧习惯让媒体拿你的黑历史做文章♪

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♪ 我相信你现在在做的♪

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♪ 都不是不合法的生意啦♪

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♪ 我更深信你从来♪

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♪ 没跟帮派相互勾结♪

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♪ 免责声明：只是开玩笑 (x2)♪

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♪ 欸说认真的♪

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♪ 印度黑帮别杀我 只是开玩笑♪

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♪ 印度人们 我很抱歉我拿那些迷因梗图来取笑你们♪

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♪ 你们超棒DER♪

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♪ 我超爱我的印度粉丝们♪

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♪ 从孟买到孟加拉都爱(其中一个不是印度领地XDD）♪

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♪ 我会为你扛起全世界♪

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♪ 我可是很屌的♪

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♪ 准备发动一场种族屠杀 ♪

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♪你可以叫我希特...♪

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♪ 欸恭喜你阿！♪

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♪ 值得庆祝一番！♪

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♪ 开趴一整天 我知道你已经迫不及待♪

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♪ 欸恭喜你阿！♪

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♪ 派对永不停歇♪

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♪ 我只想告诉你我觉得你很优秀♪

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪

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(你的大喜之日)

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪

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(多麽棒的一天阿！)

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♪ 我收到一封信♪

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♪ 蛤？这是什麽？♪

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♪ T-SERIES叫我停火 不然就要告我诽谤♪

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♪ 他们因为我叫他们「先别拉屎走着瞧♪」

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♪ 所以玻璃心碎了♪

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♪ 傻瓜 让我教教你♪

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♪ 那才不是诽谤呢♪

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♪ T-Series 吃我GG啦！♪

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(这也不是诽谤喔)

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♪ 吸我的瑞典肉丸♪

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(这也不是诽谤呢!)

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♪ 你知道印度人脑袋裡都装屎吗？♪

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♪ 那根本是种族歧视的言论！♪

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♪ 是阿！但也还是不算是诽谤喔！♪

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♪ 印度学会使用YouTube了♪

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♪ 好棒棒♪

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♪ 要不要也顺便学会怎麽解决你们的种姓制度？♪

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♪ OOF! 说不定广告收益能解决你们国家严重的贫困现象♪

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♪ 但我回顾了一下T-Series过去的所作所为♪

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♪ 我看是没指望了♪

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♪ 但别管那些穷老百姓了♪

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♪ 我们只是来派对狂欢的♪

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♪ 只是来这裡♪

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♪ 和九岁小孩军团喝个痛快♪

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♪ 是喝非酒精饮料啦 因为我会酒后乱性♪

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♪ 但我们还是活得像准备要神风特攻似的♪

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我看差不多这样了

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谢谢你们一直关注我的频道

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从我还默默无名对着桶子大吼大叫的时候

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是的 差不多了

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这是一趟精彩的旅程

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我，Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg在此下台一鞠躬

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经历了这麽多争议和改变

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你们一直陪伴在我身边

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世界上除了你们哪里还有人愿意看我搞这些

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这是一趟疯狂的旅程

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趁大家还没忘记我之前

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趁我还是世界第一的时候....

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这是最后的「兄弟拳」！

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[哭]

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♪ 欸恭喜你阿！♪

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♪ 值得庆祝一番！♪

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♪ 开趴一整天 我知道你已经迫不及待♪

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♪ 欸恭喜你阿！♪

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♪ 派对永不停歇♪

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♪ 我只想告诉你我觉得你很优秀♪

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪
(SKRATTAR DU!)

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(这是你的大喜之日!)

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪

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(我他妈超屌)

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♪ 恭喜你阿~~~~~ ♪

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(多麽棒的一天阿！)

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恭喜你阿 T-Series!

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你办到了！

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日文：你办到了！

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希望 #metoo 这项女权运动不会影响你继续秀下限喔！

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(译：Jabez Handsome Boy）

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好嘲讽啊.....比碧池千层面酸多了~XD

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【掌声响起】

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(咱们九岁军团大将军-Mr.Beast) (敬礼)

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（翻译者：jabez owen）