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Heyyy, how's it going?

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*mic*

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It's time to watch some Pewdiepie memes.

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You bros- You bros submitted them.

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250 pages!

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Jesus

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Ainsley!

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[whispering] It's free real estate

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"When you're not a vegan but she thinks you need a powerful core message."

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[High pitched ding]

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*laughs* What....

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These are not funny *laughs*

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Why am I laughing?

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"That face when you lost six-"

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6--

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Actually I didn't even care that much.

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They were all inactive subscribers, I'm- I'm happy for them to be gone...

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*Sad music plays* "They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine and you're not really  fine."

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"That feeling when Sorsha makes yoga pants illegal"

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Wait, wait, yoga pants are illegal?

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*incoherent shouting*

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"The development of the butterfly"

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*Music plays

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*laughs*

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*giggle*

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Yeah, that's pretty accurate man

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*Music plays*

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OOOOOHHHHHHH!!

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[Distorted Echo] WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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"When you see someone telling [Laughing] Marzia"

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[Laughing]

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Oh man

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Those fucking underpants.

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What the shit is that?

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When you're pissed of but he says something fun- [Laughing]

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Can we not make crying Poods a thing? Please?

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Thank you VERY much!

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"Yes mum he makes money off this shit"

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Yeah my mom still doesn't believe it either it's okay...

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"Dat moment when you see yo momma naked"

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*laughs*

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"When you gotta get down on her but she's hairy as fuck"

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I am....

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So immature

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"When the Swedish meatball has a good spiceness"

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[Laughing]

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That's so bad...

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[Laughing] It's so bad!

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"Rare photo of soldier about to storm the beaches of Normandy"

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Oh man

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I don't know if I'm tired, or why, but this is really funny! [laughs]

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"Hey you surf YouTube too?"

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"Yeah I love malcom 1466"

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[Laughing]

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Hey, Malcolm is on our side now guys

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Malcolm is one of US!

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That's - it's good.

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[Laughing]

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Fuck you

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"Hey it's-a the PewDiePie Bros!"

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"Mama, why you-a never remember my name?"

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"I'm-a sorry green PewDiePie"

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[Laughs weirdly]

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[Laughing]

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Ohhh [laughs]

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"Attempting a sexy cosplay"

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"Expectation"

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[Laughing]

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*laughing*

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Nice, I see what you did there

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*music plays* That's- cle- you- you thin- you think that- I bet you think that you're clever

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"When both your girlfriends...ha- has-have better beards than you"

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[Snorts]

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[Laughing] Fuck you

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"Has 47 million subs, 4 million people watch him"

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OH YEAH?! You think that's funny?

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[High pitched ding]

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[High pitched mocking voice] Why does PoodiPie only have 4 million views per video?

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OH? ONLY 4 million!!

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[Distorted voice] ONLY !?!

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[Sad piano music plays in background] What have I done to deserve such a sweet fanbase?

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That is just so nice to me and j-just shows s-so much love, and always likes my videos.

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Always writing positive comments

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Always has a positive core message

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You bros are just, the best!

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Yeah

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"One does not simply make YouTube [laughs] without a core message"

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That's a good meme...that's a good- I can appreciate that meme.

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[Laughing]

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"When Pewds start the outro, but keeps talking you be there like..."

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Ha ha ha ha

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*croaking* Ughhhhh, that's funny, that's real funny!

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Ah ha heh

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Now for fu-f- what, w-we don't look alike at alll!

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Oh my god...

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Fuck's sake

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OH my GOD [laughs] God damn it!

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[Laughing]

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Ughh

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That's my screensaver now

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That's my fucking screen saver right there

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[Drumroll] "And the diamond playbutton goes to..."

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"I mean, the winner actually is..."

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[Laughing]

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Oh, that's - I love the Jacksepticeye memes!

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"Yeeeee"

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[laughs]

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Yeah

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"Yeeee"

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That was really fun

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I really enjoyed that

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I really enjoy that you bros take, ehhh, my videos or whatever and you make your own kind of humor.

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I really enjoy that you bros have a great sense of humor

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And, uh, I really enjoy the interaction between you and me

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That's, uh, why I like reading the comments

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I think it's, uhhhh fun that we're all part of a ngh-guh-g - universe!

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The poodi-poo-the PoodiVerse

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I really do, I think, uh, that's im-that's important

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And  uhh, I appreciate you *Smooch*

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*DISTORTION*

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Thank you so much for all the submissions

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We're gonna announce a new competition for two weeks from now

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It's gonna be a PewDiePie remix!

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We did one of this, probably five years ago

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And it was FUCKIN' awesome!

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You can remix whatever you want PewDiePie related.

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I'm gonna add some samples that you can download as well, all the info is down in the description.

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I just really appreciate you bros, doing this, I think it's so much fun. It makes me ehhhh, I feel like we're finally back.

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I just really appreciate you bros doing this and it feels like we're finally back

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And I fff-

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It sounds forced

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It's- it sounds forced, but I- I really feel like, I used to have such a great connection with your brss, back in the day

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And then my channel got way too big and I just didn't know how to handle with it

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And I think we these sort of stuff, I finally feel like we're-we're getting, we-I still have that again and, uh, I really appreciate that.

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I think that's... uhhhhh

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It means a lot to me.

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*sad piano music*

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BYE!

