Yesterday, I deleted my video...
Lets talk about that,
This video just got un-monetized.
Damn.
*Ainsley speaking Japanese*
What, you working for YouTube now?
I fucking knew it.
I'm making $3,000 a month
from fans--from followers--from viewers--god da--what do I call you
Bros?
I'm gonna try and get this money refunded,
I'm not keeping them
Am I keeping them...?
Is it wrong for me to keep them...?
2 People paid $1000 for me to follow them on Twitter
That's fucking insane!
I didn't fu--I didn't realise that
And I'll throw in a nice message like happy birthday
'Please poke holes for Edgar to breathe while you ship him here, thanks!"
Oh hell no!
if Edgar arrives dead, that's your problem!
"My fellow patreons, this is a scam--"
Oh!
No, no, no, it's not,
"You do not, I repeat, you do not need to
pay 1 dollar to be able to subscribe to poopiepie's channel
I was a subscriber before he opened a patreon
don't be like me and don't fall for the lies"
"god bless"
Don't
hey--mar--no
"I think this patreon was a joke, but i took it seriously"
Okay alright
I dont just want to donate 2000 grand if people wanted to give me that money
I'll get it refunded
I'll write to patreon i don't know
4000?!
4000.
How'd it--
--it must've gone up right now!
I swear to god it was not 4000
What the fuck is happening?
Oh, I see, Patreon takes a little cut
yeah that is--that is pretty slimy ain't it
You know I could just fucking quit
YouTube and just live off my patreon now
this is great
Well, plan B has been sorted guys.
ok um
So yesterday, I deleted my video
a lot of people freaked out about it
I didn't think it was that big a deal
I just didn't like the video
a lot of people treated it as if like
"he's just stressed out, oh my god"
"i think he's slowly having a meltdown"
i've had it since the beginning, ok
for me it wasn't that big a deal,
I just thought it was a really shitty video
I don't want to make anymore shitty videos.
I made 3000 videos, ok?
let's go through some more deleted videos
I'm actually curious...
"cuteness over 9000"
oh yeah, I never uploaded this one!
let's see, what's wrong with this video?
[mixed levels of beatboxing ensue]
"welcome, my name is Peeeewdiepie, to Dandy or a Brief Glimpse into" *fades*
it's sincerely, like not a bad video,
I just didnt like it, I guess...
I deleted the youtube drama video.
Remember that one,
where I said I hate drama and now I'm causing more drama than I have ever done.
because I'm a major fucking hypocrite
and now i try to hide it while--by deleting the video
[rap music of approval]
this video never made it up
I like how it's called "test"
what--what the fuck is this?
ok--I think I understand why I didn't... *cringes*
ooo my god.
*laughs* I can't--oh my god.
thank god I didn't show that one on the internet...
jesus christ
"how's it going bros my name's Pewdiepie
so this year's..." ?? --Wait, I never uploaded this one?
I think I just played a lot of, really,
poorly-made horror games.
...and I didn't like it.
see, I'm all about quality on my channel guys,
I'm so picky of whatever goes up
has to be the finest--
I'm like a fine wine, baby
you just gotta sip on it a lil bit
gotta make it...
that's...that's the Pewdiepie channel
just think of like, a
like a 50 year old man with a mustache and glasses
who just, uh...
who just, uhh,
gets a lil bit uh.. ?
Vapor! i never uploaded this one.
this is a really cool horror game
what happened? what went wrong..
you can tell I didn't enjoy playing this
I think that
just shows so well.
and I dont wanna do those types of videos
i dont know if im gonna like the video - the game - before i play it
i think thats why i dont really do that much gameplay anymore
because i dont really know if im gonna like the game before i play it
that can be really frustrating
and i dont really have that much time
i know - im a very busy man
got a lot of stuff to do, but i really
don't have that much time to record every single day just play games
every single fucking day
im sorry i just dont have time for it
everyone is just complaining
"Why does he not play more games?"
I will play more games!
If good games comes out.
Have you thought about that?
"Uncharted" was a great game, you enjoyed that shit, didn't you?
Don't you want to wait for good games?
or would you rather see me play shitty games all the fucking time
because I'm tired of it,
I'm tired of all these too many shitty games.
Markiplier--
Play games all the time.
Jacksepticeye.
Plays games all the time.
Diamond Minecraft
plays Minecraft every single day
Do you think he doesn't want a suicide?
Do you think he wanna keep on living
this horrible life?
Do you think he wanna make these faces for the thumbnails?
Toby Games
Do you think he wants to do 400 parts of "Happy Wheels?"
Why do you think he does drugs?
But no, it's not enough for you,
"More games,"
"More Happy Wheels,"
Look what you did
Do you think UberHaxorNova wants to make these faces everyday?
Do you really think that?
Michonne!
That game was so shit!
And I played through the whole fucking thing
UGH, my life is SO HARD.
*sarcasm guys*
Okay, I'm gonna play more games.
If I wanna play the games.
I think that's the problem.
a lot of the times.
You can make the video more entertaining by editing it and adding funny memes,
but at the end of the day,
you can't hide how fucking hard you're trying to make it interesting.
And that is this video, that I deleted yesterday
And it's entirely:
*silence*
"ooooooh holy shit, I told you"
"What did I fucking say?"
Now let's check out some more videos that I deleted.
Why did I delete this?
I did not delete this.
Oh wait, Jack is in it. That makes sense.
wait--what the fuck is this
Oh god.
What the fuck are you doing, Pewds?
Oh man, those are some hilarious faces you're pulling there.
oooh, boy
oh, the tongue
not the tongue!
I can't--no, I can't
sorry, I can't watch this shit
I--I would rather die.
I would rather die.
This is a video I did just for Marzia...
Somehow some other people found it...
'Hey Marzia, um"
"You must think I only have like 2 shirts or"
Nope, that's private.
We used to send video messages--
aw, that's a good memory.
look how--look how cute I was before--no wonder I got Marzia
yeah, bring the dog in there
nice move, Felix
oh, no, not that one.
Why am I playing a gameplay in the background of a gameplay...
asking questions, unedited, for 20 minutes?
And why do I have the same fucking haircut now?
Jesus Christ
Here's my old--
Maybe you didn't know this, but I started off doing Call of Duty gameplay
Did the intro, even back then
Ooh "You're awesome"
No
reeeeally awesome
Yeah, no one else has ever gotten a 26 3KD, Pewdiepie
You're definitely the only one in the fucking universe.
Başka oyunlara başlamadan önce fişek gibi oynuyodum bunu
To be fair, it was a gun game and I was pretty fucking bomb-ass at it--look at this fucking last kill I remember I was so fucking proud. Look at this--
hell yeah
hell yeah. You couldn't pull that shit off to save your fucking life
oh yeah, my fucking Just Dance videos
I was so proud of these
Because everyone on YouTube did the same thing back then
for me to play Just Dance, was like, woah.
This guy thinks outside the box!
fu--I'm s--I'm sweating
This is pa--you don't understand how painful this is
There's some videos with fucking 500 views
[METAL MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[silence]
good meme
[METAL MUSIC CONTINUES]
[sad music]
hilarious
Good meme, Pewdiepie
Oh yeah, I have the whole series of Blank Dream
I never published it
I forgot about it
It's a good game
[pretty bad singing]
[SCREAMING]
You know, this is a great example of when people say my videos
were better before.
[SCREAMING]
My very first video
And it's not actually up on my channel
But this is my very first video.
OOh!
My Swedish accent is so strong
*imitating* "I haven't learned it yet, sorry"
"sorry, I'm Swedish"
"I-I haven't learned how to do YouTube yet"
"he said that he was top of the leaderboards and zombies and uhhh"
"and I am, ah, Poodiepie"
"Welcome to my video"
You know in like 5 years I'm gonna be here again reacting to this video and cringing equally
What can I say?
YouTube is a beautiful thing.
Ugh
Kill yourself
Oh, shit, I remember this.
I thought I was soooo cool
How Hutch and Seananners and Sark were like talking about me
That was just like
"Well, I made it now, boys"
"I'm in the big league now"
"Thank you very much"
So yeah!
I have a ton of videos deleted
And I'm gonna delete a lot more,
so don't worry about it.
I'm just at the point where I've gotten more out of YouTube than I ever wanted--
--that was not correct--
--more than I ever expected.
From now on, I feel like
If I don't put out stuff that I'm happy with,
then what's the point?
That's really my main focus
I don't care about more subscribers, I don't really care about
all the rest of the bullshit
I just want to make videos that I feel happy with.
So thank you for understanding that
And I hope this video explained it
Leave a like for more likes because I do really care about those
And I'll see you Bros in the next video.
As always,
Brofist.