WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.960 *Strigat in reportofon* 00:00:04.180 --> 00:00:05.800 Ce faceti, fratilor? 00:00:05.800 --> 00:00:07.800 De parca "Pewdiepie" nu era in deajuns de tare. 00:00:08.660 --> 00:00:10.960 Ce faceti, fratilor? Numele meu este Pewdiepie! 00:00:11.560 --> 00:00:17.320 Astazi o sa jucam unele dintre cele mai de calitate, faine... jocuri video. 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:22.100 "Trei jocuri cu Pewds" 00:00:24.460 --> 00:00:26.300 Jocul acesta este despre viata de dincolo. 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:28.420 Nu va faceti griji! Tineti-ma de mana! 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:29.460 Facem asta impreuna! 00:00:29.460 --> 00:00:30.720 "Afterlife: The game" ("Viata de dincolo : Jocul") 00:00:31.340 --> 00:00:32.300 O sa fie in regula! 00:00:34.940 --> 00:00:35.560 Zboara! 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:39.420 Ok, incepem ca o fantoma.. Oh, e Flappy Bird 00:00:39.420 --> 00:00:42.340 Am inteles! Am inteles! E Flappy Ghost (fantoma)! 00:00:42.940 --> 00:00:43.600 Dragut! 00:00:44.420 --> 00:00:45.760 Nu lovi nimic! 00:00:47.100 --> 00:00:48.420 Trebuie sa ajungem in iad! 00:00:49.680 --> 00:00:51.080 Doar distreaza-te cu Satana! 00:00:51.080 --> 00:00:52.660 ... Si Hitler... 00:00:52.660 --> 00:00:54.200 ... Si Jacksepticeye... 00:00:57.280 --> 00:00:58.200 "Curata-ti computer-ul" 00:00:58.980 --> 00:01:01.860 *Privire socata* 00:01:09.420 --> 00:01:12.700 Oh... trebuie sa curatam... Oh Doamne trebuie sa curatam! 00:01:12.700 --> 00:01:14.640 Nimeni nu poate sa ne gaseasca porn-ul ciudat! 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:16.260 Oh Doamne! Avem "Porn Special" 00:01:16.700 --> 00:01:18.700 Oh Doamne! Nu porn-ul special... 00:01:19.160 --> 00:01:21.300 Ok, hai sa scapam de lucurile "My little pony" 00:01:21.300 --> 00:01:22.740 Hai sa stergem porn-ul! 00:01:24.380 --> 00:01:24.880 Nu! 00:01:25.620 --> 00:01:26.800 Nu porn-ul special! 00:01:26.800 --> 00:01:31.100 *Muzica dramatica* 00:01:31.100 --> 00:01:32.480 Nu ma pot uita! 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:43.360 *Muzica dramatica continua* 00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:44.580 Ok, care e istoricul nostru? 00:01:44.580 --> 00:01:45.840 "Om interrasial" 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:46.940 "O metoda corecta de a deschide o nuca de cocos" 00:01:46.940 --> 00:01:48.260 "Bestia Bessie!" 00:01:48.700 --> 00:01:49.480 Ha! 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:50.900 *Neinteligibil* 00:01:50.900 --> 00:01:52.020 Oh doamne.. 00:01:53.960 --> 00:01:55.380 Alea sunt o tona de referinte... 00:01:55.380 --> 00:01:56.260 Ce trebuie sa fac? 00:01:56.260 --> 00:01:57.520 "Nu ma lovi, frate!" 00:01:57.520 --> 00:01:58.760 Ce naiba? 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:01.200 "Ai esuat in a iti apara sotia de pericol" 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:02.200 Asta e sotia noastra 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:03.640 Ok, ok, domnisoara... 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:05.520 Bam! 00:02:05.520 --> 00:02:06.760 Pleaca de aici, rahatule! 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:07.840 De ce este rahat? 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:09.020 Asa e ,domnisoara mea! 00:02:09.580 --> 00:02:11.580 O sa protesez de toate... 00:02:12.020 --> 00:02:14.020 Tepusele.. Sonic! Iesi de aici! 00:02:14.780 --> 00:02:16.340 DA! Asa-i! 00:02:16.340 --> 00:02:17.300 "Razbunare!" 00:02:17.300 --> 00:02:18.920 Ok.. Uh... 00:02:18.920 --> 00:02:20.180 Allan, ce a facut Alan? 00:02:20.380 --> 00:02:22.380 Asa e , Alan! O sa iti distrug lucrurile! 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:25.260 Da! Asa e , Alan! Sunt sigur ca iti e frica, fraiere! 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:26.820 Pasarico! 00:02:26.820 --> 00:02:27.720 Ce e asta? 00:02:27.720 --> 00:02:29.420 Este Jack? Ala e Jack! 00:02:29.420 --> 00:02:31.120 *Strigat* 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:32.940 *Apasat insistent* 00:02:33.220 --> 00:02:35.220 *Strigatul continua* 00:02:35.220 --> 00:02:36.960 *Ras* 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:38.560 Ce naiba este asta? 00:02:39.040 --> 00:02:41.540 Ah! Niste jocurile de speriat oamenii! 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:42.860 Wooo! 00:02:42.860 --> 00:02:44.320 Asa e, Jack! Fraier speriat! 00:02:44.320 --> 00:02:45.820 "Timpul pentru petrecere" 00:02:47.700 --> 00:02:48.320 Firar! 00:02:48.320 --> 00:02:49.620 Ah, trebuie doar sa apas! 00:02:49.900 --> 00:02:53.140 Oooooooh! Ooooh! 00:02:55.820 --> 00:02:56.320 Da! 00:02:57.540 --> 00:02:58.060 Oh! 00:02:59.160 --> 00:03:00.280 Este foarte greu! 00:03:00.740 --> 00:03:02.520 *Concentrare* 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:04.260 Sunt aproape la fel de bun ca in viata reala! 00:03:04.260 --> 00:03:05.160 "Dunk it!" (Arunca-l in bautura inainte de a il bea" 00:03:05.160 --> 00:03:06.200 Ce faci, Satana? 00:03:06.760 --> 00:03:07.660 Da! Asa e! 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:11.220 Ah, firar! Ooh! Nu mai nimerit, fraiere! 00:03:13.060 --> 00:03:15.060 Oooh! Trebuie sa bei, fraiere! 00:03:15.060 --> 00:03:16.340 Oh, trebuie sa ma imbrac! 00:03:16.580 --> 00:03:18.580 O sa fiu Deadpool de Halloween 00:03:18.580 --> 00:03:19.920 Oare sa fiu un om? 00:03:22.200 --> 00:03:22.940 Fabulos! 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:24.100 "Pantofi!" 00:03:24.760 --> 00:03:26.760 "Drumul catre iad", "Scara catre rai" 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:28.560 Nu stiu... Rai, banuiesc? 00:03:29.760 --> 00:03:30.660 Woo! Woop! 00:03:31.060 --> 00:03:33.060 Woop! Woop! Woop! 00:03:33.660 --> 00:03:35.660 "Bun venit in rai!" 00:03:35.660 --> 00:03:37.080 In regula! 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:39.280 Tilen Po... Nu o sa incerc .. 00:03:39.460 --> 00:03:41.460 Tilen and Maja, felicitari cu jocul! 00:03:41.860 --> 00:03:44.300 A fost foarte distractiv, foarte misto, foarte creativ! 00:03:44.420 --> 00:03:46.420 Foarte dragut! Foarte mult imi place! 00:03:46.420 --> 00:03:48.080 URMATORUL JOC! 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:49.400 "Nu iti varsa cafeaua!" 00:03:49.600 --> 00:03:50.760 Uita-te la tipul ala! 00:03:50.880 --> 00:03:52.880 Tipul acela e gata sa nu isi verse cafeaua! 00:03:53.760 --> 00:03:55.800 O Doamne! Ce naiba.. Aaaa! 00:03:55.800 --> 00:03:57.540 Aaa! Viata mea e oribila! 00:03:57.540 --> 00:03:58.780 Aaa! Fata mea! 00:03:58.780 --> 00:04:00.100 Fata meaaaaa! 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:02.260 Ok, hai sa incepem! 00:04:02.260 --> 00:04:03.180 Hei! Ce faceti? 00:04:03.720 --> 00:04:04.680 Mos Craciun aici! 00:04:05.220 --> 00:04:05.720 Haha! 00:04:08.160 --> 00:04:09.100 O Doamne! Aceea e fata mea! 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:12.780 Ok, hai sa... hai sa... Oh! Firar! 00:04:12.900 --> 00:04:14.200 Doamne ajuta! 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:15.560 Este ridicol! 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:17.220 Trebuie sa apas acel buton? 00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:18.020 Asa pare... 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:20.560 Acum... Cum se poate apasa un buton? 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:21.880 In fundul meu? 00:04:22.340 --> 00:04:25.780 O Doamne! Asta e cel mai prostesc si bun lucru pe care l-am auzit vreodata! 00:04:26.140 --> 00:04:28.580 Nu nu nu! Poti sa o faci! 00:04:28.580 --> 00:04:30.340 Scoala-te! Scoala-te! Hai, prietene! Hai, prietene! 00:04:30.340 --> 00:04:31.360 Nu renunta! 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:33.320 *canta* "Nu te opri, nu renunta niciodata! 00:04:33.660 --> 00:04:35.660 "Tine-ti capul sus si atinge..." 00:04:35.660 --> 00:04:37.180 "Lasa lumea sa vada..." 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:38.560 Esti un delfin! 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:39.520 Asa e! Poti sa o faci! 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:40.840 Ihi! 00:04:40.840 --> 00:04:42.060 Asa suna delfinii? 00:04:42.640 --> 00:04:44.340 O Doamne! A mers! Ok.. In regula... Isuse! 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:46.900 Ce mai faceti, lume? 00:04:47.380 --> 00:04:47.880 Woo! 00:04:48.300 --> 00:04:48.900 Am facut-o! 00:04:49.140 --> 00:04:51.000 Nivelul 2... Mai sunt nivele? 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:51.780 La naiba! 00:04:51.780 --> 00:04:53.020 Te ating cu fundul meu! 00:04:53.020 --> 00:04:54.080 Te ating cu fundul meu! 00:04:54.500 --> 00:04:56.500 Sfarcurile mele au ars... s-au topit 00:04:57.540 --> 00:04:58.480 Nu le pot simti... 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:00.060 Asa! Asta-i! 00:05:00.840 --> 00:05:01.560 Am reusit! 00:05:02.240 --> 00:05:03.520 "Timpul pentru ghemuit" 00:05:03.620 --> 00:05:05.220 Nici nu stiu cum sa ma ghemuiesc in viata reala. 00:05:05.580 --> 00:05:07.100 Cum ar ... O firar! Au! 00:05:07.100 --> 00:05:08.240 Ok... "Misca-ti fundul!" 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:08.740 O, dragut! 00:05:08.740 --> 00:05:10.140 O, putem sa ne ghemuim! 00:05:10.140 --> 00:05:11.080 In regula, hai sa ne ghemuim! 00:05:11.860 --> 00:05:13.020 Iti bati joc de mine? 00:05:13.320 --> 00:05:15.320 Tipule, m-am ghemuit! Ce mai vrei de la mine? 00:05:15.460 --> 00:05:16.120 Nu! 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:17.120 O, haha! 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:18.360 Haide, ghemuieste-te! 00:05:19.540 --> 00:05:20.080 Firar! 00:05:20.640 --> 00:05:21.840 Daaaa! 00:05:22.640 --> 00:05:23.960 Toata lumea... Ahaha! 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:25.080 Oho! 00:05:25.280 --> 00:05:27.280 Toata lumea se intreaba de ce am intarziat la intalnire. 00:05:27.280 --> 00:05:29.120 Cel mai tare break dance vreodata! 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:29.680 Asa-i! 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:31.660 Cum imi ridic fundul in aer? 00:05:31.660 --> 00:05:32.300 Sti ce zic? 00:05:32.840 --> 00:05:34.240 Ca si cum nu imi pasa! 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:35.580 In regula, acum o sa... 00:05:36.760 --> 00:05:38.300 O sa... O Doamne! 00:05:40.980 --> 00:05:41.900 Oooh! 00:05:42.460 --> 00:05:44.820 Ce naiba? Am fost asa de aproape! 00:05:45.440 --> 00:05:48.000 Haide! Haide! Ridica-te! Ridica-te! 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:50.120 Dar ma urc pe pereti! 00:05:50.540 --> 00:05:51.920 Trebuie sa te indoi in sus! 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:54.660 Si tu trebuie... sa te ridici inapoi, tipule! 00:05:56.200 --> 00:05:58.200 Indoaie fundul acela in sus!... Firar! 00:06:01.540 --> 00:06:05.360 Oo! Asta este un rahat sexi fix acolo! 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:06.740 Acela a fost un joc foarte misto! 00:06:06.740 --> 00:06:08.200 Incercati-l! Link-ul e in descriere! 00:06:08.200 --> 00:06:10.080 Urmatorul joc, domnule Mathew! 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:12.220 Ca un ultim joc, o sa jucam un joc... 00:06:12.620 --> 00:06:14.140 Nu m-au platit pentru asta! 00:06:14.540 --> 00:06:16.220 Nu as plati pe nimeni pentru asta! 00:06:16.220 --> 00:06:17.060 DAR! 00:06:17.060 --> 00:06:18.680 In acest joc numit "Deget in deriva" 00:06:18.740 --> 00:06:19.820 Avem Nissan-ul 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:21.780 Nu ma asteptam la asta! 00:06:21.780 --> 00:06:22.840 Cred ca asta e super! 00:06:22.860 --> 00:06:24.620 Scrie "brofist" pe partea frontala! 00:06:24.620 --> 00:06:25.400 Sa-i dam drumul! 00:06:26.380 --> 00:06:28.180 In regula, deci asta este o harta de antrenament! 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:31.320 Acest Nissan merge foarte rapid, frate! 00:06:31.320 --> 00:06:33.120 Uita-te la asta! 00:06:33.180 --> 00:06:36.940 Are un motor B4... cu ambreiaje extra! 00:06:37.260 --> 00:06:37.760 O doamne! 00:06:37.960 --> 00:06:39.960 Deci jocul acesta este chiar greu! 00:06:40.340 --> 00:06:42.220 Sunt praf la el... 00:06:42.960 --> 00:06:44.600 Haide, iubire! 00:06:44.820 --> 00:06:45.320 Woo! 00:06:45.320 --> 00:06:46.200 Da-mi banutul acela! 00:06:46.220 --> 00:06:49.180 O, tipule, asta are nevoie de niste... iubire! 00:06:49.180 --> 00:06:49.680 Oh! 00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:50.680 Firar! 00:06:51.060 --> 00:06:51.880 "Peewdiepie!" 00:06:52.660 --> 00:06:54.660 Cum conduc masina? Nu stiu... 00:06:56.140 --> 00:06:58.240 Tot ce stiu e ca deviez. Deviez tare! 00:06:58.460 --> 00:07:00.660 Edgar conduce masina. Eu doar ma relaxez in fata. 00:07:00.660 --> 00:07:01.480 Asta e! 00:07:01.620 --> 00:07:03.980 Muzica aceasta ma face sa iau cocaina si.. 00:07:04.060 --> 00:07:06.060 ... sa petrec toata seara. Chiar imi place! 00:07:06.060 --> 00:07:07.680 Haide! Imi trebuie mai multi banuti! 00:07:09.660 --> 00:07:10.820 Trebuie sa devin mai bun la asta... 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:13.180 Peeewdiepie! 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:14.780 Fie, da-l naibi! Intelegeti... 00:07:14.780 --> 00:07:16.620 Acestea au fost 3 jocuri cu Pewds! 00:07:17.060 --> 00:07:19.060 Multumesc, Mathew! Ca de fiecare data! 00:07:19.340 --> 00:07:20.860 Incercati aceste 3 jocuri! 00:07:20.860 --> 00:07:22.680 Acesta este motivul acestui show! 00:07:22.860 --> 00:07:25.820 Dar de asemenea! Nu uitati sa lasati un like! Chiar apreciez! 00:07:25.820 --> 00:07:26.700 Multumesc foarte mult pentru vizionare! 00:07:26.700 --> 00:07:27.800 Sper ca v-ati distrat! 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:30.320 Si ca de fiecare data: ne vedem maine cu un alt videoclip! 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:31.520 Ramaneti minunati, fratilor! 00:07:31.520 --> 00:07:33.140 Mi-am facut sfarsitul la camera gresita? 00:07:33.140 --> 00:07:34.420 Este foarte jenant... 00:07:34.420 --> 00:07:35.420 O doamne! 00:07:35.420 --> 00:07:36.160 In regula! 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:37.100 Bro fist!