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Why is millennial humor SO WEIRD?

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(quietly)I don't get these memes

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Ha-ha!

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Joke's on you dad

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*disturbing sound*
You don't understand this joke

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Well I understand every single level of meme intricacy of this

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Hah! You think you're so smart, huh?

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*disturbing sound*
Is this loss?

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*disturbing sound*
hahaha

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Oh, you don't understand

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don't you?

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Oh, you can't be part of my little secret joke club now

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Yeah, I watch Marvel

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(reading) M A R V E 
*disturbing sound* I hit 3 dogs everyday son

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*disturbing sound*
Why is millennial humor so weird?!

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Just don't get it. What's funny about a cartoon?

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*disturbing sound*
You have been visited by a dog

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So WHAT?

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Where's the punchline?

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*disturbing sound*

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How am I supposed to haa

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if I don't know what the joke is?

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Why is millennial humor so weird? What am I even looking at?

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*disturbing sound*
Why does it look so weird?

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Why is Markiplier's face photoshopped on top of Wee sport?

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whY*DISTURBING SOUND*

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I don't get it!

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*disturbing sound*
Ah... What is this?

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Why is millennial humor so weird?

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👏*disturbing sound*👏

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Meme review everybody! Youtube's favorite show where I explain the joke

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therefore ruining the joke, therefore killing the meme

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I'm your hoes

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You may have seen a Lord Farquaad with Markiplier photoshopped on top of it saying E

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Now the joke here, it is so funny! Just wait until I explain it

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But first let's review the meme.

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For some reason it's just a meme to photoshop Mark's face

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on top of the fa-he-he-ce

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with Lord Farquaad's

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...based body. It looks good!

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Like, I'm strangely arou- eh- not arouse... that's a bit far

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Could it be the perfect match of the squared faces that they both have?

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I'm- I'm not gonna call Mark short, because I'm- people call me short when it's not true.

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You know, there's a discrimination in the short community.

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But here's a little of less than average... height. Let's just say that

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Literally you need to be an intellectual to understand this meme

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Now, of course, the more than indistinguishable this meme is - the better it gets

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Just, wait until you hear the joke, guys. It's gonna be great

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This meme has now become the...

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Oh- the joy- the millennial humor is so weird. Before he used to be like hah so straightforward

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Memes then: 
Movie in jamaica. Am I a pirate of the Caribbean?

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Hmmmm 🤔

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Memes now:

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*disturbing sound*
!EEE!

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It started from photoshop from Cyndago!

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It makes me so uncomfortable just looking at thi-hi-is 🤣

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1950 in the future: I bet literature and culture-

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I can't read. I forgot my contact lenses. Don't make fun of my glasses, guys. Okay? I don't like wearing them

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I bet literature and culture will have advanced to be greater than ever before

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2018:

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*disturbing sound*
!EEEEE!

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I'd be seeing a lot of these popping up and left and right

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Opens a package and sets the box aside
My cat: it's free real estate

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Hahaha. I understand because I know the quote!

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This is another perfect example how memes are just hieroglyphic

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No, one's gonna know what the f this means one day

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Yes that's right. It's not like

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communications and the way we store it information in general had improve

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Instead beyond writing things on walls

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Ha-ha. We're so quirky am I right? I hate this!

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This tumblr-ish type of humor of like: hehe we're so random right now guys

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Ha-ha

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You're ruining this meme!

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I'm sorry

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aaAaaAAAAaaAaAAAa

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!E!

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Why is it funny? I DON'T KNOW

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*beauliful calm music*

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What a beautiful E... Blessed be thy E

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*beauliful calm music*

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oh my God

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*beauliful calm music*

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I get it now

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I understand the humor

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Before millennial jokes were so weird but I get it now. Eee

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EEE, of course!

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OF COUR-

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How can I've been so blind?!

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!EEEEEE!

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!EEeeeEEEeEEeeEeE!

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*song*
A for apple, A for ant

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Ah Ah AAA

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Ah Ah AAA
*silly Felix's voice on the background*

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B for-

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Let's just cut to the punchline 🤣🤣🤣

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D for dots

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Duu-tu-tuu

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Duu-tu-tuu

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E for-

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*echo*
Eee

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🤣🤣🤣

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To E, or not to E? That is the question!

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WALL- EeE!

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mc square- of course

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... equals E. That's right.

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Oh, wow! I can barely see this one!

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That means it's extra funnyEee

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do-do do-do 
to-to-do-to

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TO-DO-DO

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EEE

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E versus B - the ultimate battle. Which meme will win? Which meme will conquer?

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Hmm

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👏 👏

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This meme gets, of course, an

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*disturbing sound*
E - rating

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I would rate this an 8. Cuz it's pretty funny. 
It makes me laugh.

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But the tumblr-ish group of 'haha we're so perky. Look, no one gets this!'

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ruins it. So i'm gonna have to give it a 2

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I'm sorry, Mark

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👏 👏

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*boom*

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*lit*

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My ass / Spicy chicken curry

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This doesn't work. You need Coca-Cola light. Everyone is keep posting this meme...

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and a- me an intellectual, clearly. It doesn't work. You need to use Coca-Cola light. You can't use regular Coke

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It might work a little bit, but not as effective

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And if you want the meme to work, at least, be factually correct with your meme. Please.

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This has been meme correction

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👏 *meme*  👏 *correction*

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Do it again and do it right

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Mom says: Despacito. 
The Despacito meme has been going on for a long time. I know everyone's gonna be like

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*noisy poods*
HeY bUt i aLReAdY kNOw aBouT ThiS mEme FEliX sO I'm aLrEAdY- SHTHFKUP

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Everyone that writes mean comments about meme review I- I have your data

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I will find you and I will physically harm you

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Now I know what you're all thinking

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Why has there not been a Despacito 2 yet? Huh?

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Why? What is taking so long? 
Donald Trump tweeted: Despacito 2 coming this fall

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HOORAY!

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Suicide rate drops- to 0

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WOW

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Dear liberals,

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Despacito Neighborino

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WHY IS MILLENNIAL HUMOR so weird?

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I don't get. It's so crazy.

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Despacito 3 found on Mars!

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Heck, yes! So, Despacito 3 confirmed as well. But where is Despacito 2?

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Dear liberals,

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Despacito

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The ultimate argument winner. It's taken over from
 'no you'

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Just- just hit him with a despacito. It works every time.

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Fortnite collabs with Despacito!

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YES, all my favorite things are collaborating!

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I love that! Are- there's a lot of positivity in spread across the world

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EMINEM

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deconfirms Despacito fou- 7

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*sad music*

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Eminem

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more like

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Emilem

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*sad music*

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God i hate-

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*sad music*

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Despacito 2 will be delayed. DAMMIT

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Elom Musk buys and then deletes Despacito

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Stalin releases Despacito 17

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Despacito 2 confirmed by NASA

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Despacito 7 announced at E3

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Nolan will direct Despacito 4. That's great.

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Oh my God, that would be so cool

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Like a really knit gritty and dark Despacito. Can you imagine that?

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For now I would say this is sort of a

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prequel meme

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It's sort of a

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can we get orange boy into Fortnite type of meme?

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But the meme will, I think, when it thrives is- if Despacito 2 actually comes out

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It wouldn't surprise me at this point. It's the most viewed song on Youtube of all time.

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If they make a Despacito 2, they will make history.

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I need a Despacito 2. I don't think I can live any longer

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without a Despacito 2.

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This meme gets a

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👏  👏

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10 out of 10 because I need Despacito 2 so badly

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Is there any way I can inject Despacito in my bloodstream, in my veins, in my skeleton, in my DNA?

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Let me know. Hook me up in the comments.

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I know the power of patriarchy. I know what men can do when they're angry

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!!!WWWHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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And now, this...

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and now

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EEEEEEEEEEEE

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BONUS M- 
*loses bracelet*

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*realisation*

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*whisper*
bonus meme

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Bonus meme this week. Finally. It's been so long

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it'sbeensolong

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I'm shaking. I'm shaking, guys

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Instead of saying no

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we can now instead just say 'yesn't'

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That's right if you're an absolute batum a SOY boy that can't face with any type of confrontation

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Instead of saying 'no' you can now just say 'yesn't'!

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Yesn't, yesn't I do no- don't you want to do tha- 🤣 🤣

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Instead of saying 'nope', inspare yourself and saying 'nah',

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or 'nahhen', or 'noyep', or 'noppen', or 'anti yes', 'opposite yes'.

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Just. Say. YESN'T!

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There's of course ways to use this same principle in your everyday life.

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Instead of playing communism, just say foodn't

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Nurse: sir, you've been in a coma since 2017

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Do people still use this meme format?

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Nurse: yesn't

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If NO can be yesn't 
and yes can be non't

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then yes can be yes'nt'nt 
and no can be no'nt'nt

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Men

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Men't
🤣🤣🤣

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This is a sexism, okay? Why can't there be' woman' and 'womann't', huh?

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*applause*
👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Yes

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Yeah

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Yah

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Nahyeah! 🤣 🤣

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Non't, everybody

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Non't

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Change all stop signs to gon't signs

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Come on, guys. If we can get a hundred times this will actually happen

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Let's do it together for the epic meme, guys. As a community! Yeah, we're so quirky!

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Cross

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Croissn't

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SO LAME!

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Doggo

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Doggn't

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🤔 Hmm 🤔

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Dead 
LIFEN'T! 🤣

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👏  👏

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This meme gets a zeron't

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Everybody

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See what I did there? Absolutely hilarious!

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Make sure it smash that like button. Can we hit it fifty thousandn't?

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🤔 🤔 🤔

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*is that right?*

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*non't*

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👏 meme 👏 review everybody

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Youtube's favorite show

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