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我的天啊

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是

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時候

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另一個

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另

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另一個影片

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我以為我治療了

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治癒了他的前額

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但是還不夠

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如果我玩這個遊戲

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Ainsley就會活下來

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但是如果我不行，我們就會在Nangiala相會

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但是如果我不行

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我們就會在Nangiala相會

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等等，我可沒同意這事啊

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你這野蠻人

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♪沒有你的一天將是如此漫長♪

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♪我的朋友♪

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♪而當我們再次相遇時♪

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♪我會告訴你所有一切♪

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當我們再次相遇

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好了

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開始吧

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到目前為止

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都還不錯Ainsley

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都還活著

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保持呼吸

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但是我們都要準備好接任何攻擊

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或任何指示

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(系統)
等等

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(系統)
停停停停停停停停停

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(Pewds)
怎樣啦

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(系統)
好啦

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(系統)
好啦，呃....你...你不能往這

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(系統)
不呃

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(系統)
不能往這

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(系統)
要往左

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(系統)
你往左...恩對

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(系統)
呃

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(系統)
呃結果是呃

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(系統)
你現在往左

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(系統)
你現在要往左

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(系統)
穿過這世代

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(系統)
現在向左

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好

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(系統)那建議是呃

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(Pewds)為什麼

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(系統)我猜我們的英雄，天啊你就直接死了

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(系統)
噢那個呃....
這樣的狀況對我們是最好的

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我沒看到他媽的指示阿

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就像，你不能隨便殺

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(這一段都是系統在講話，毫無意義)

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(系統)不，你應該要往左

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(Pewds)我已經往左了

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(系統)往左

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(Pewds)好，現在要小心了

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(系統)
你死了！恭喜你英雄！

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是什麼東西殺我的?!

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那到底是什麼?!

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(系統)
噢，我看到你再次玩這遊戲了

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(系統)
恩好那麼
恩我想我們要從練習開始了

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(系統)我們英雄起來了

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(系統)很好，死了第隨便啦
繼續吧

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(pewds)我必須說

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Ainsley

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不 - 噓

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所以這蘋果是呃

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就是他媽的蘋果

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那另一顆呢

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我不相

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我不相信任何東西了

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嘿看

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(系統)
老兄，從我最後一次自慰後我都沒看到很多中風而死的

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我的天啊

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我做得很好

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我都還沒生氣
到現在為止我都還沒生氣呢

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(系統)
噢我又看到你回來玩了

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閉嘴！

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(系統)  恩....
 
(Pewds)  閉嘴

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(系統)
該往...

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去你媽的

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(系統)
是死路唷

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(Pewds)
這個    他媽的    該死的橋    最好   不要   讓我  掉下去

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(系統)
呃所以當然要往左囉

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(Pewds)好那我們...

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(系統)
果然是這方向

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(Pweds)閉嘴...閉嘴閉嘴閉嘴閉嘴
他媽的閉嘴

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(這段Pewds一直喊閉嘴，而系統一直開心地繼續說XD)

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(持續崩潰中XDD)

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(Ainsley)
我想這垃圾準備要殺我了...

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(系統)
呃新故事...

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(Pewds)
不是全部的事... 不是全部的事情！
不是全部的事情！！

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拜託不是全部的事情...

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(系統)
好啦，英雄呃...那是另一個死亡

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(系統)
恩
我猜我們的英雄已經開啟了他遜咖模式或者...

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(持續崩潰XDDD)

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END

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(系統)
噢我看到你又玩遊戲了...

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(系統)
恩..

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(系統)
好的那麼...

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(Pewds)我太...我不想在講話了....
(系統依舊講話)

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我只是他媽的拜託

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(Pewds)
惱火...

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(系統)
通往蘋果樹下的領域

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(系統)
事實上該死的你應該往左！

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(pewds)
因為一些原因小心那他媽的雲

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(系統)
或許你會想往..我的天..現在要難過了...

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(pewds)
發生什麼事了?!

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到底是怎樣啊?!?!?!?

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去你媽的...噢Ainsley抱歉..真的很抱歉

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我們很好，我們做得很好

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過A，過O，過街

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(系統)
好的，我們英雄意識到要往

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(系統)
好的你根本就不是在玩遊戲，你只是一直死

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(系統)
是阿就只要一直

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(系統)
噢....

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(pewds)
好，小心啊！

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(系統)
看起來是死亡結局了

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(pewds)
那他媽的雲！！

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(系統)
或許你應該要往右..

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(pewds)
我要怎麼通過

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(系統)
或許我要..

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(Pewds)
去你媽的雲

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(系統)
或許要..

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(pewds)
就閉嘴！閉嘴！

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(系統)
恩~讓我們來想想，當你往右走！！

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(pewds)
好...

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現在呢

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我要幹嘛?.?

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天啊

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(請注意音量)

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(pewds)
嘿過得好嗎..呃..jackspidecy在這..

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很好....很好的影片
這...

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我希望你們...希望..我希望你們..

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....有

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我們拍攝...我們要這樣拍攝...這...這樣...

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這是現在我要拍的畫面

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好，所以現在

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這裡有蘋果對吧?所以我要他媽的怎麼躲開?!

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(系統)
即使是女皇來也救不了你

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(Pewds)看在上帝的份上...聽著！我聽得出來

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(Pewds)你不是他媽的英國人。你只是個美國賤貨

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(Pewds)想要試著搞笑和幽默而已，但是你只是他媽的在吵而已

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(Pewds)懂嗎?好..

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(Pewds)就閉嘴！閉嘴

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(系統)
事實上該死的

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(Pewds)
為什麼我他媽要一直聽一樣的事情

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(Pewds)
一次又一次，一次又一次

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(Pewds)
他媽的24次了

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(Pewds)我根本就沒看到

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(Pewds)就讓我一直重複，但我每次都要

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(Pewds)他媽的一直聽他的，操你媽的！

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(Pewds)就閉嘴！！

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(Pewds)閉嘴

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噢各位，哦各位，呃..

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為什麼?!好..我只需要...

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我只需要專心，只需要專注

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好，我可以做到

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(系統)
你記得你可以使用WASD嗎

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(Pewds)
我現在不要講話了！不要再...

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(Pewds)
專心！

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好，呃我們到達某個地方了

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(系統)
我們的英雄通過了只是呃...

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(Pewds)
我們成功了!

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(Pewds)噢天啊...看在他媽的份上為什麼...

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為什麼，就...為什麼

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(系統)
我們的英雄通過了，這裡有

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(Pewds)
我要怎麼通過那?!

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(系統)
就像我相信的看起來我們的英雄通過了

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(Pewds)
我的天啊！

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(系統)
呃...等等等等，等一下，等一下

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(系統)
我看得懂，我可以，我做得到呃

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(系統)
呃，呃....

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(系統)
看這個

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(系統)
我可以搞定

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(Pewds)
不！不！

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(Pewds)去你媽的，操你媽的

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(Pewds)給我槍，快他媽給我槍！我要殺

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(Pewds)我要殺了

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(系統)
好是的！就像我說的

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(Pewds)
好遊戲！

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(Pewds)不！我們沒有要拿錢

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我的天啊，我想死在我的屁眼裡

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嘿我不知道，為什麼我在這

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為什麼我在這?我..我不..我不懂

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我不擅長玩遊戲！

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這不是我常玩的遊戲

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好

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(系統)
所有的死亡

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(Pewds)好我只要再快一點

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(Pewds)再快

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(Pewds)
閉嘴

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(Pewds)好這太棒了

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(Pewds)這真的太有趣了然後這傢伙一直他媽的講話！

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(Pewds)不管怎樣！就是一直他媽的吵我

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(Pewds)在這個時候

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(Pewds)好走吧

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(系統)
小心！

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(Pewds)
不！不是小心這個媽的

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(Pewds)這到底發生殺小事

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(Pewds)我還活著

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(Pewds)我還在呼吸，我還在活著！

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(Pewds)我還活著

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(Pewds)蘋果

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(Pewds)
他媽的蘋果

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(Pewds)就是這樣！你就是這樣死的！

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(Pewds)就這樣結束了！

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♪沒有你的一天將是如此漫長，我的朋友♪

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♪而當我們再次相遇時，我會告訴你所有的一切♪

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♪我們從很早的時候就開始這段漫長的旅程
♪

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♪若當我們再次相遇時，我會告訴你所有的一切♪

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♪當我們再次相遇時♪

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(pewds)這是

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Wall Street Journal製作的

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WOW多麼清楚的笑話阿！