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大家好啊我是Pewdiepie

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耶

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Bro你們提交了超過百頁的粉絲作品

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上周

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我宣布了一個新比賽

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在影片結尾,不要錯過了

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這些是我們的贏家

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超興奮的,好想看你們到底做了什麼

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你們有超過一個禮拜的創作時間

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所以,我很期待看到一些很酷的作品

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那....

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我們就開始吧

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*緩衝中*

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這是三小?

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這是我在生命中看過最美的藝術品了

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嘿伊,是奶子

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不,這是個好主意 很高興挑出了這個

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"這就是Poods吸了大麻會發生的事"

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你他媽是怎麼知道的?

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你們bro為啥那麼想要我得慢性病呢?

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這又他媽是啥啊?

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什麼.....

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嘿~!

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看看那個

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*親* 超美

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真令人驚艷

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為啥我的手是屌?

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那蠻可愛的

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非常卡哇伊

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*親*

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嗯....

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上次確認過了我不是84歲啊

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不要只是他媽挑張照片啊

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然後放個靠北爛的photoshop濾鏡

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說是你畫的!

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哇喔,OK

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非常煽情喔

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如果你看近一點你其實可以看見這沒被P過

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老兄,你連好多細節都顧到了 超他媽棒的啦

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不

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不

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不~~!

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OK那挺酷的

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那是我贏過 Dylan嗎

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這是註定的 Dylan

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Dylan:你敢?!

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欸嘿伊

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動畫的欸

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嘿嘿伊

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喔天啊

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*笑*

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三小啊?

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*吸氣*

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嘿,這個挺酷的

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我的眉毛看起來像Steve Harvey的鬍子

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恩,至少你很誠實

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嘿,那好棒喔

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非常卡哇伊

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你覺得這好笑嗎?

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欸伊,這也好棒

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這是2011的PewDiePie,我看起來他媽性感的像屎

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*敲*

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*敲*

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*大力敲*

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現在看看我

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*又敲*

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Pewds?

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喔買尬

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這看起來像真的 超讚的!

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呵呵 "來個兄弟拳啊老兄"

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哇喔

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你真的複製了我的鼻子和我的...

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金牙

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這裡有些真的很厲害

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我-我真的很印象深刻

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這個不是  抱歉

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POODIEPIE爛爆了!

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不哈哈哈哈!

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*吸氣*

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哈哈哈哈

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*吸氣again*

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不喔喔~!

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"給PewDiePie"

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喔~~

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哈囉,哈囉,哈囉啊

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這就是我們說的

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喔買尬,這有點太辣了

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幹這什麼? *笑*

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我是

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看了三小啊

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幹嘛在我腳上畫毛啊?!

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嗯哈哈哈哈

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注意到我吧pewdiepie前輩

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不錯的屁股 我說不出那是我的蛋蛋或我的屁股欸

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但不管怎樣都很棒

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你知道吧 那很棒,不用擔心

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喔~~~

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*親*

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是的

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*再親*

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我們找到了大夥

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喔嗚嗚嗚嗚~~

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好吧

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*笑*

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我們-

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我們又踏進毛毛區塊了

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PewDiePie McConaughey

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現在這個...

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是肌肉目標了

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我喜歡一拳超人的這個

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ONE PUUUUUNCH!

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不,我做得到的

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ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

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嘿,是神秘小鎮大冒險!

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幹,耶!

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那太棒了!

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哇喔,這什麼鬼?

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那太酷了...

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OK這也很酷

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這個他媽的酷

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我不知道為啥你們超他媽愛進擊的巨人

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Play-doh-Pie

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你他媽是有什麼問題?

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恩呵呵呵! *吸氣*

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啊哈哈哈哈

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*又吸氣*

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太美了

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太美了老兄

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哇喔

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就是...

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就是哇喔

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老實說

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三小啊...

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這個

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夭壽 幹

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這是三─噓

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這是三...

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她甚至有個屁股刺青

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喔天啊

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喔嗚

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哈囉!

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喔! 越來越好!

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喔買尬!那是我─那根本超像我啊

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什麼?

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什麼  這 這是三小?

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喔,那真是...超詭異的?

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你寄給我一個懷孕的女人?

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什麼鬼─

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*笑*

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為啥我是條美人魚?

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而且我怎麼那麼投入? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*眨眼*

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欸伊 那真他媽棒啊!

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血源詛咒啊寶貝

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嗯...

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我有兩個問題:

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為什麼?

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和為什麼?

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然後殺了我吧

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"Pewds的鬍子裡藏了什麼?"

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"整個IKEA"

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"全部還沒做的PewDieCry影片"

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*笑*

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"Edgar的教養"

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是啊,那-那根本不存在

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喔,靠腰喔

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為什麼有隻暴龍?

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而且為啥我有個屁股震動塞?

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"零死亡!"

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嗯哈哈哈

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*吸氣*

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那太棒了

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喔,那太棒了!  他們還加了我舊系列的角色

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我愛-我愛這樣的作品

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太酷了

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"這花了我五分鐘"

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我很訝異你花了五分鐘

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我可以在五秒做到好嗎

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現在,這就像...你腦袋是他媽發生了什麼事?

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喔喔喔! 超可愛

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喔喔喔!那真是超他媽棒

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耶!

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也謝謝沒把我做成光頭 我 我很感激

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(恍然大悟) 喔, Poo-D-Pie!

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哈哈哈哈

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這花了我一點時間

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我就像是:為啥...?

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"TIMMY!"

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呵哈哈

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*吸氣*

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這是....什麼?

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"我吃了pewdiepie, pewdiepie的襪子"

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喔!  *笑*

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*吸氣* 哈哈哈哈哈

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*吸氣* 哈哈 *吸氣*

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哈哈 *吸氣*

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喔,那很棒

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你是想告訴我我有個大頭嗎?

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你是想說─你是想說YouTube都進我的腦袋了嗎?

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喔

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耶!

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我看起來像Matthew McConaughey!

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幹耶!

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呵呵呵

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那太他媽棒了

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他媽太酷了

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喜歡─我喜歡

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"我很抱歉bros但我永遠不會剃掉我美麗的鬍子"

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"不   永遠"

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看?這就是我要的

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喔買尬

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你怎麼會...

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哇喔喔!那真棒!

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有些真的超酷欸!

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啊,這個我和Marzia的好可愛!

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"靠北Pewds!又來了!"

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為啥Edgar有比較大的─三小啊?

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為什麼─這是哪種小東西?

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老兄,你他媽想表示什麼啊?

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為啥我的左手臂比另一隻大?

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你想告訴我什麼?

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啊啊啊啊啊

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呃哈哈哈哈

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"大雨 按X呼叫Edgar!"

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Edgar!

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給我滾開!基督啊─

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這好棒!

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Edgar!

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這是三小?

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喔,是Edgar!

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啊哈哈哈哈

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喔!那真酷

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嘿!

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那太棒了!

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而那是個─那是個兄弟拳!

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哇喔!

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這些好棒喔!

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老兄!那超酷!

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我要把這存下來

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為什麼? 為甚麼是那些毛...

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*笑* 是因為那些鬍子嗎? 是的

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是因為鬍子

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喔太好了

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那是贏家嗎? 沒有錯!

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美麗的前後

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哈哈哈哈哈

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喔買尬,這又是了

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喔喔喔,哈囉  你又是怎樣了?

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Undertale! 那很棒耶

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我愛這個

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哇喔!這是安怎?

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為啥我看起來那麼陰險?

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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喔喔喔,是個小小的poodiepie手鍊!

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好棒喔

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

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喔買尬!!!!!

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那太酷了!

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那太漂亮了!

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喔喔,Edgar和Maya! <3

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謝謝!

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老天!我們看見一些真的很棒的!

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喔買尬!

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基督啊那真的超詭異!

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哈哈哈哈哈

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存下來!哈哈哈哈哈

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耶!維京Pewds!

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馬的  耶!

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哈哈哈哈

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哇喔喔喔喔喔!

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謝啦 Yoga!

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*笑*

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那太棒了!

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沙拉屁股!

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那很酷

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零死亡!

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Bros!靠腰喔!  *儲存*

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這是──三小?

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這是從livestream來的!

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幹那壞屁股!

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幹那壞屁股啊老兄

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媽的   耶!

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喔喔喔,那超棒

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喔,這全部都是Undertale!

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*笑*那真的很酷

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看看Edgar和Maya

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PewDiePie   巴哥騎乘者

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幹啦 耶!

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為啥我裸體?

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沒關係!

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哇,這人很厲害欸

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我─我看過這個作品

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這就像個PewDiePie的模板...

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或-或者像個格鬥遊戲的模板

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這個動畫  就超酷的啊

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"訂閱並來一拳"

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嘿! 讓那個成真吧!

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然後 我們又完成了另一個藝術品

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老天爺啊

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Bros,我真的大吃一驚

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超有趣,超有才華,超棒...

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我真的很印象深刻而且─我喜歡和你們做這種類型的影片因為...

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我不知道,一起做某件事很酷然後...呃...

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你們參與這個真的對我意義重大

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啊,所以謝謝,謝謝提交的每個人

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下個挑戰會是...

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關於我的鬍子!

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你們看起來很沉迷它,去吧!

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你愛它嗎?你討厭它嗎?  嗆我的鬍子

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你標記#PewdsBeard或#PewdsShave了嗎?

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標註越多貼文的那方就會贏

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標註越多就會決定這鬍子的命運

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現在開始吧

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向前吧我的孩子

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告訴國王吧!告訴他關於鬍子的事

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然後和往常一樣,保持完美 bros!

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