WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.040 Have you guys seen all the Twitter drama lately? 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:06.660 ALL the diss tracks, HE SAID WHAT IN THAT SONG??? 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:09.080 OH MAH GODDDDDD 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:10.500 Wow.. 00:00:10.580 --> 00:00:12.140 so.. INTERESTING! 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:13.760 he is reacting 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:17.560 to the reaction of that diss track 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:22.160 and that diss track- that diss track, I didn't like that diss track as much as the other one 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:23.240 OOHHHHHHH 00:00:23.260 --> 00:00:24.940 SkydoesMinecraft did what 00:00:24.980 --> 00:00:27.700 When did your bar drop, lower than my sub count 00:00:28.240 --> 00:00:31.180 "When did you dar drop lower than my sub count" 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:34.680 That was hella tight' man. Hell, Yeah. 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:36.160 *some type of unidentified species sounds* 00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:36.940 diss track 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:44.200 I thought we were done with these fuckin' shitty diss track videos, didn't I tell you ? Didn't I fuckin tell you about the diss tracks? 00:00:44.780 --> 00:00:50.040 You didn't listen. Did you? Ooooh, you just HAD to make another diss track 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:54.660 Fucking cancer of YouTube, I can't think of anything worse 00:00:55.120 --> 00:00:59.420 Than these fucking cringy ass fucking youtubers being all like 00:00:59.420 --> 00:01:01.820 "Oh I can rhyme 2 words together" 00:01:01.829 --> 00:01:04.558 "Look at me, my dick is big. I s- I swear guys" 00:01:04.559 --> 00:01:09.989 "It's really big ... you have a small penis, but my penis is a lot bigger. I swear" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:01:09.989 --> 00:01:16.980 "Oh you left our team ? our artificial team on YouTube ? ooOoOh... that no one cares about anyway?" What the fuck is this shit? 00:01:17.160 --> 00:01:22.040 What the fuck is all this shit, stop it. stop it. I don't care... 00:01:22.240 --> 00:01:22.900 *sighs* 00:01:23.160 --> 00:01:23.900 Anyway, today 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:26.200 We're going to react to some of the reddit ... 00:01:26.200 --> 00:01:31.560 the Pewdiepie subreddit. Last week, I asked you guys to post literally anything you want, I am going to check it out 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:38.540 And it's usually a good time, it's usually a good time. Let's have some fun; starting off with a respect women meme.. that's uhhhh 00:01:39.250 --> 00:01:42.027 Incredibly unfunny thank you, all right. What do we got here? 00:01:42.027 --> 00:01:44.759 SleepyPie the ultimate respe- That's a pretty cool fan art 00:01:44.759 --> 00:01:48.898 I actually really like that. I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at but that's pretty cool 00:01:48.899 --> 00:01:51.539 Ay, we got another one of these incredible 00:01:51.570 --> 00:01:58.500 "I did this with real life paint stuff." So cute, amazing talent. I love it. Thank you. <3 00:01:58.500 --> 00:01:59.500 And as always... 00:02:00.520 --> 00:02:03.750 Sister fister, I don't get it. Is that his sister? he's oh 00:02:04.479 --> 00:02:08.008 Is that game of thrones? That's a great show, I need to watch it (common pewds) 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:13.380 I kept joking about me making a book, called "How to Respect Women" 00:02:13.380 --> 00:02:15.060 I guess someone already did it. 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:16.240 "A pure 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:16.900 Masterpiece" 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:23.010 Said by no one! No one said that. But I'd still buy it you know you would buy that shit don't fucking lie to me 00:02:23.160 --> 00:02:25.080 "Dream Tube a YouTube dating simulator" 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:27.809 I want this game, please. Oh my God, 00:02:27.810 --> 00:02:33.899 have you seen the size of Jack's hands? My God. I am into big hands, so I'm into this game 00:02:33.900 --> 00:02:37.679 Look at Mark's hand, Goddamn giant hands. I love it 00:02:37.709 --> 00:02:41.699 You can do some sister fisting with those hands if you know what I mean, you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:02:41.700 --> 00:02:44.880 You dirty little bitch. Hey, where are you? You know what I mean, okay? 00:02:45.780 --> 00:02:47.780 You know what I mean 00:02:48.100 --> 00:02:53.760 Thank you for putting the "Felix" text there just to clarify this meme in case you're fucking 00:02:53.760 --> 00:02:54.820 RETARDED! 00:02:54.820 --> 00:03:01.200 Legit you can make these from going to websites okay? I know this took zero effort. So- jus- get out of here 00:03:01.630 --> 00:03:08.249 "Netflix plan to spend seven billion on original content in 2018. Your move Felix" 00:03:08.250 --> 00:03:10.619 Well, I know they're borrowing money to do it, right? 00:03:10.620 --> 00:03:14.429 They're- the- they're spending a bunch of mon- no one cares, basically. Yes 00:03:14.430 --> 00:03:19.000 I could probably ask them to make me a show, but no fuck that 00:03:19.100 --> 00:03:21.580 SCARE PEWDIEPIE REST IN PEACE *dabdabdab* 00:03:21.580 --> 00:03:27.420 "when you gotta make a youtube video at 8 but you also go to protest." *Pewds realises* Ok ok ok? 00:03:27.600 --> 00:03:33.940 Listen, I don't want to see this discriminatory racist memes anymore ok? I'm sweet cut 64 now 00:03:34.020 --> 00:03:37.000 That's my real name and this is how I roll 00:03:37.160 --> 00:03:39.660 this... shit is disgusting *spits* 00:03:40.060 --> 00:03:43.500 That's a brand new display. I don't know why that's... it's still disgusting 00:03:43.510 --> 00:03:48.690 I don't want to see these filthy memes on my page ok, DELETE THEM 00:03:49.420 --> 00:03:54.260 DELETE THEM , thank you. Hey, it's a Nick Crompton "England is my City" meme 00:03:54.260 --> 00:03:58.160 these are definitely not getting old these are definitely still really fresh. 00:03:58.300 --> 00:04:00.260 "Happy Anniversary Melix" aww that's so cute 00:04:00.500 --> 00:04:04.740 Thank you. That's very nice. I saw this. Me and Marizia both saw this. 00:04:04.860 --> 00:04:06.740 Very cute. We had our six-year anniversary 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:08.820 dabbing on- 00:04:08.829 --> 00:04:10.829 for each year. 00:04:11.510 --> 00:04:18.429 There you go, you're welcome Marzia. Oh yeah by the way squad fam. Oh, "oh you stole squad fam from 00:04:19.430 --> 00:04:24.910 Jacksepticeye cuz he has it on his shirt!" listen. This ? stole it from me, okay 00:04:24.910 --> 00:04:31.089 I have my lawyer send a cease-and-desist to this bitch, and this was his face afterwards 00:04:31.880 --> 00:04:33.880 That's right. Hey *laughing* 00:04:36.229 --> 00:04:40.419 These are good these are fucking good the Min Yoonh one is 00:04:40.940 --> 00:04:48.369 impeccable. the fact that people aren't paying-commissioning me to do artworks for millions and billions. It's disgusting.. DISAPPOINTING 00:04:48.370 --> 00:04:50.370 Pewdiepie knight... okay 00:04:50.419 --> 00:04:53.529 That's pretty cool. That's pretty fucking epic that looks legit 00:04:53.660 --> 00:04:57.910 you're so talented, you guys are so talented. "Pewdiepie Channel 20-" ah 00:04:58.280 --> 00:05:01.140 You're just so mean you guys are so mean you know that? 00:05:01.400 --> 00:05:03.700 *Laughs* 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:10.900 "Guys, I saw jackspedicy." Wait a minute, enhance on that photo enhance. Oh my God. 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:15.720 "What up squad fam"? Hey, it's Endigo again. I know I am saint. 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:17.150 (He knows he is a saint) 00:05:17.150 --> 00:05:19.140 I know I am perfect 00:05:19.140 --> 00:05:19.920 (He knows he is perfect) 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:21.920 I know these things already 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:23.760 (He knows these things already) 00:05:23.760 --> 00:05:26.780 Squad fam let's begin( Squad fam let's begin) 00:05:27.100 --> 00:05:31.200 Next week squad fam. I challenge you bros I mean squad fam squad fam 00:05:31.760 --> 00:05:33.669 I challenge you squad fam 00:05:33.669 --> 00:05:40.688 Next week squad fam to do anything literally do whatever the fuck reddit.com/r/pewdiepiesubmissions 00:05:42.999 --> 00:05:50.019 That was really dope. Thank you Endigo and Day by day, you guys always impress me with your talent. This is so good! 00:05:50.590 --> 00:05:55.359 "When you have to explain your joke" what the fuck is this image, where do you find all this shit? 00:05:55.360 --> 00:05:57.360 "He looks like a wamen in that picture" 00:05:59.419 --> 00:06:06.309 Thank you. He said whatever you want. So I turned him into a wheel. Thank you. That's awesome. Thank you 00:06:06.310 --> 00:06:11.199 Thank you so much. Is this gimmick getting old? this is legit the fourth time I see this 00:06:11.930 --> 00:06:14.979 Step up your memes this is garbage 00:06:16.099 --> 00:06:17.810 Dissapointed! 00:06:17.810 --> 00:06:22.089 "Besides that, do you respect women? Sometimes." *gasp* oh my God!! 00:06:22.219 --> 00:06:28.209 I have this very sub Pewdiepie meme going on right now. Okay. It's based on a video that 00:06:28.210 --> 00:06:33.819 I had to delete because it got er, it got copyrighted, but basically it's me laughing at 00:06:34.400 --> 00:06:39.039 Japanese anime, I know I know no no don't don't click away yet, basically me 00:06:39.620 --> 00:06:44.139 Reacting to japanese anime where they try to speak English, and it's the funniest shit 00:06:44.139 --> 00:06:46.359 I don't know why it's so funny, but lo- look at this 00:06:51.830 --> 00:06:56.319 Oh My God, and then there's of course this one 00:06:58.000 --> 00:06:59.800 Hello, everyone! 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:01.800 (Hallå everynyan!) 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:05.520 harro! evenynne onea 00:07:05.520 --> 00:07:08.960 (How ae you? wae, tsank you.) (Oh my gaah!) 00:07:10.200 --> 00:07:14.600 OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOD 00:07:14.740 --> 00:07:19.140 OK pewdiepie 2017. My name is JEFF! you laf*laugh* 00:07:19.380 --> 00:07:26.420 Respect wahmen. sister fis- okay, whatever what about the squad fam? Huh? I think you mean squad fam.squad fam. 00:07:26.660 --> 00:07:28.660 We do the praying emoJi 00:07:32.400 --> 00:07:39.680 Squad fam. *claps* "Do you respect wamen?sleep it is edible painting on cookies" wait? You made it slippy cookie? 00:07:39.680 --> 00:07:40.180 That's amazing. Slippy! 00:07:40.900 --> 00:07:42.900 Slippy would you like it to see this? 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:46.800 Is it too hot in there for you? 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:53.219 He loves it! portrait of Marzia. okay, I said you can do whatever you want, but it needs to be related to me 00:07:53.289 --> 00:07:59.278 Okay? I'm the important one here pay at- don't- I am the one that matters. 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:00.629 This is very cute by the way <3 00:08:00.629 --> 00:08:06.028 I will make sure she sees it but no! "Hey Pewds, check out the art for your next line of merch hit up ya boi" 00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:09.560 "zero deaths." that's actually pretty cool, but no. 00:08:11.340 --> 00:08:17.520 "Pewdiepie and the Quest for good content" what do you mean? Wha do you mean are you not enjoying this video? 00:08:17.520 --> 00:08:19.920 Oh, that's right. Be sure to leave a like by the way ;) 00:08:20.880 --> 00:08:26.300 What is up with my hair J- Jesus Christ. Whoa? That's actually fucking good. That's really good 00:08:28.760 --> 00:08:29.220 What do you mean you tried some? all these humble ass artists 00:08:29.220 --> 00:08:35.980 "Oh, it looks like crap" the mona Lisa. *Whiny noises* "It looks terrible man" 00:08:36.260 --> 00:08:39.700 come on this is good. You know this is good. Don't lie to me. 00:08:39.700 --> 00:08:43.740 Explain this poods. He was a Harry Potter fan all along 00:08:43.740 --> 00:08:45.160 *Laughs* 00:08:45.160 --> 00:08:47.160 Well, you got me 00:08:47.800 --> 00:08:53.609 JK Rowling, if you're watching this. Yeah, yeah. I hope you're happy. Okay. Because I'm not a Harry Potter fan anymore 00:08:54.550 --> 00:08:59.940 Because you're mean, you're so mean, you're a mean salty ass bitch! 00:09:00.579 --> 00:09:03.448 Consider yourself not a fan. I mean myself 00:09:03.520 --> 00:09:09.260 Whatever shut up, shut up, JK. "One of these are not like the others Jake-" *laugh* 00:09:10.500 --> 00:09:18.200 You snuck that one in there good job. Good meme appreciate it. This beard has turned my manliness and 00:09:18.880 --> 00:09:20.880 strength plus ten at least 00:09:21.520 --> 00:09:26.800 "Remember Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars? This is him-" *giggle* 00:09:26.920 --> 00:09:32.399 A lot of people don't know this but it was me. I didn't want to admit it because everyone hates Jar jar 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:36.899 I guess to be fair, I am technically like the Jar Jar of YouTube anyway... 00:09:37.449 --> 00:09:41.429 So, have you bought my merch yet? "all hail captain sweet" 00:09:42.430 --> 00:09:46.019 Yes, look at those muscles! Hell yeah! 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:51.420 *animal noise* That was another one of the reddit Pewdiepie Submissions 00:09:51.420 --> 00:09:55.580 and in the spirit of all the cancer on YouTube make a diss track on me 00:09:55.990 --> 00:10:00.000 That's your next job is to submit your diss track on me 00:10:00.339 --> 00:10:00.910 Okay 00:10:00.910 --> 00:10:06.149 Bring it on suckers! because I will dab left an' right ain't nothing you can say about me. 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:10.820 Diss track me for the next one make a diss track you have seven days 00:10:11.760 --> 00:10:16.480 Make it happen Fam squad Jiu-Jitsu. Thank you for watching this video. Make sure you *clap* 00:10:17.140 --> 00:10:24.300 Jiu-Jitsu and I'll see you bros in the next- *Stuttering* I'll see fam squad in the next video *clap*